London massage shop mini reviews

[LLPunting]

Well Health, Praed street about a month ago.
Had a couple of shandies and was feeling the need so walked in, straight up the stairs and was greeted by some guy. Asked for one hour massage, £50 where he phoned for Yoyo or Jojo to come. Shown to room, got undressed and Yoyo came in during my u dressing. She was Asian, wore a mask with shortish hair and had a black dress on above the knee.  ALways a good sign. Face down and massage started.  A few leg brushes early on, sat on top for a short while then came the leg rubs with some brushing of the lower regions. Jumped off and continues with shoulders and arms.  A good massage.  25 mins in the crotch rub against my arm started with her leg rubbing against my lower arm and hand.  Touching began and was very much allowed.  Then a whisper of an offer.  £50 B2B was agreed and 30 mins of pretty much all access continued.  Didn’t fancy bareback so enjoyed the full slides and HE.  Nice big breasts l squareish bum and trimmed but nice and hairy down there.  Finished and showered on the hour.  Definitely will return.

She offered you bareback or you already knew that bareback was on offer at this place?

[Sbill]

She offered you bareback or you already knew that bareback was on offer at this place?

FS offered

[LLPunting]

FS offered

And she specifically said no condom needed as you negotiated price? 

[Sbill]

And she specifically said no condom needed as you negotiated price?

She asked did I want sex

[derbyladsouth]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=317432.new#new

Review from todays visit - Holborn.

[Rupert]

She asked did I want sex

What made you assume that meant bareback

[myothernameis]

What made you assume that meant bareback

Maybe he thought B2B was bareback

[Sbill]

What made you assume that meant bareback

During b2b there was lots of uncovered grinding.

[Love2come]

During b2b there was lots of uncovered grinding.

Even in the civvie world that does not mean she would go bareback. Maybe she was just turning you on and getting you to maybe pay more to have full sex? I am assuming she was not rubbing her snatch against your uncovered knob?

[Love2come]

Spare 30 minutes last Sunday so visited Herbal Bliss in South Ruislip (£30 for 30). Met by CeCe about 35 size 10. Good figure. Massage started as usual. Ce Ce does a good massage in comparison to most in TCM shops. About 10 mins in she offered B2B for £40. She undressed and started proper B2B on top sliding around not the tit rub by the side of the table. as soon as she started tried to sell me up to a BJ. £15 OW, £30 OWO. told her I only had £55 total so only another £15 above the B2B. Also said OW did nothing for me. Seemed reluctant to do OWO for £15 so stuck with B2B. At this point CeCe started to wisper something to me which I could not understand (she had a mask on so almost impossible to decipher).  eventually figured out she was offering sex for the extra £15. I accepted and on went the rubber. CeCe started with Cow Girl, however, lost a bit of steam so I took over in Mish. Job done CeCe got really cuddly and started hugging me. I am okay with a bit of cuddling, however, this was a bit protracted. finished with a bit of a head massage, more cuddles  and walked out around 50 minutes after going in.

I have been here and Finlandia (review to follow) and been offered FS in both. looks like girls are offering more to make up for lost funds during Covid.

I wonder if this is the same CeCe that works at Bamboo Spa Finsbury Park? Just wondered as I have been seeing the same person (Jenny) for sometime now and maybe it's time for a change.  Anyone know if this is the same CeCe?

[Love2come]

Just me or is this thread now just requests for intel and occasional mini reviews by the same veterans?

Even the London section seems pretty bereft of stand alone FBSM reviews.

I cannot speak for others but took me a while to get back into it after the lockdowns and then I went back to being my boring old self and just keep seeing the same person at the same shop so nothing really to add with one exception which I did a review for when I was out of town. I think it will take a little while for things to pick back up. Apologies if that makes you feel like you are doing all the work.

[LLPunting]

I cannot speak for others but took me a while to get back into it after the lockdowns and then I went back to being my boring old self and just keep seeing the same person at the same shop so nothing really to add with one exception which I did a review for when I was out of town. I think it will take a little while for things to pick back up. Apologies if that makes you feel like you are doing all the work.

Plenty of punters are back at it.  Girls are getting booked up or getting surges of interest "coincidentally" after they've been positively mentioned on this site so there are enough people leeching to make that kind of impact. 

[datbo1]

Been a while since my last massage and after a long trip decided I needed to get some knots out. Decided to go to Natural Atmosphere end of July in Blackfriars. Shop is on a side street and relatively discreet. 3 massage rooms, only 1 masseuse available.
Masseuse Tina, tall slim Chinese girl, kept her mask on throughout.
Paid 50 for one hour.
Massage for the first 35 minutes was forgettable. Decent in some ways but she is obviously not a pro. More like a general run with some elbows thrown in. Talks quite a bit and slaps your ass if you say anything cheeky. Lots of questions about other massages and where you've heard about the place, so likely they know about this site.
Extras offered after about 35 minutes, b2b started at £80 and quickly reduced to 50. Kept her panties on. Was a very weird b2b where she kind of hugs you from the side. Had to give instructions to get body slides and tit wank from her A cups. Big long nips for those who like that. With instructions the hr was okay with her sitting on the bed with my legs around her, so I could sit up to touch when I wanted. went on for about 20 minutes with a few complaints at the end pushing me to finish. At the end she was doing some very annoying slurping sounds which was quite off putting and had to stop that. Finish was okay, quick clean up, shower cubicle in room and out 58 minutes from start of massage. Suggestion that a bit more ow is on offer but more lots of money, just not worth it.
Overall underwhelming experience and almost felt stiffer  the day after the massage rather than relaxed. It's tempting to in future just go to a legit place with guaranteed quality massage for an hour and then follow up with a p&d with a hot rom that is well reviewed on here. It would cost the same and you'd get fs and a nice massage.
Might try some of the indies who are well reviewed on here just in case but not impressed with the offerings or reviews I've seen lately around central london.

Thanks for that, work around the corner so always been curious. Will avoid 

[workingtone]

Thanks for the review. You did well to get B2B for £30 extra, usual price is £40.

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[workingtone]

Well Health, Praed street about a month ago.
Had a couple of shandies and was feeling the need so walked in, straight up the stairs and was greeted by some guy. Asked for one hour massage, £50 where he phoned for Yoyo or Jojo to come. Shown to room, got undressed and Yoyo came in during my u dressing. She was Asian, wore a mask with shortish hair and had a black dress on above the knee.  ALways a good sign. Face down and massage started.  A few leg brushes early on, sat on top for a short while then came the leg rubs with some brushing of the lower regions. Jumped off and continues with shoulders and arms.  A good massage.  25 mins in the crotch rub against my arm started with her leg rubbing against my lower arm and hand.  Touching began and was very much allowed.  Then a whisper of an offer.  £50 B2B was agreed and 30 mins of pretty much all access continued.  Didn’t fancy bareback so enjoyed the full slides and HE.  Nice big breasts l squareish bum and trimmed but nice and hairy down there.  Finished and showered on the hour.  Definitely will return.

I have just met YoYo, shes quite a bulky girl with a large tattoo on her back. After 30 minutes she offered FS it was certainly not bareback. Very similar experience to yourself regarding the massage.

[Love2come]

Plenty of punters are back at it.  Girls are getting booked up or getting surges of interest "coincidentally" after they've been positively mentioned on this site so there are enough people leeching to make that kind of impact.

Like I said I can't speak for others but I have just been my same boring self and gone back to the same shop and seen the same girl other than the one time when out of town and I did a review for it. So if you think I'm a leech because of that There is not really a lot more that I can do. If I see someone different I write a review. Will keep my gob shut unless I see a new girl from a London shop

[LLPunting]

Like I said I can't speak for others but I have just been my same boring self and gone back to the same shop and seen the same girl other than the one time when out of town and I did a review for it. So if you think I'm a leech because of that There is not really a lot more that I can do. If I see someone different I write a review. Will keep my gob shut unless I see a new girl from a London shop

I did not mean to imply you were not doing your bit, just that your observation about things picking up did not correspond to what I've been noticing when trying to get my jollies sorted around town; places with little current positive news have been pretty easy to book just as they were before lockdowns and places/girls with some UKP buzz were quickly booked up e.g. in the 10 mins it took me to get back to a parlour the availability of a girl I was trying to book slipped 3 hrs from back to back bookings.

[Love2come]

I did not mean to imply you were not doing your bit, just that your observation about things picking up did not correspond to what I've been noticing when trying to get my jollies sorted around town; places with little current positive news have been pretty easy to book just as they were before lockdowns and places/girls with some UKP buzz were quickly booked up e.g. in the 10 mins it took me to get back to a parlour the availability of a girl I was trying to book slipped 3 hrs from back to back bookings.

[NickA]

Also found Kanraya Thai:
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07305805739

25 for 30 mins, 45 for 60.
Shop door locked, had to call (as instructed by signage) to be admitted.
A low-ceilinged basement under a tiny shop, definitely a place for littler people, those over 5'6" beware!  The treatment rooms are no bigger than the Skyline cubicles but clean and bright with sturdy tables.
2 Thai ladies both apparently called "Penny" both wearing masks, one dressed in civvies and the other in a typical purple Thai massage uniform.
The "younger" in purple was about 5'3", more filled out but not chubby, tattooed forearms with some skin markings like small rosacea splotches, didn't get a closer look to confirm if they were in fact part of the tattoos.  At least late 20s if not 35ish.  Boobs could've been anything from A to C under her tunic but I failed to properly assess.  Passable English.  Pleasant and welcoming.
Asked if room temp ok and then covered my naked body in a long, soft towel before commencing massage.  Definitely skilled with strength to match.  Kneeled on my butt and used her body-weight, pressing of knees and a kneading motion with her shins to work up my back.  Peeled back towel to use warm oil with her hands and forearms.
Legs bared by careful folding back of towel, no comment or fuss made when she inadvertently exposed my tackle, she didn't make any attempt to touch either.
No offers made and I didn't ask for extras.  Would return for the massage.

The older, slimmer, slighter "Penny" is one of the owners (her photo is on the certificates displayed in the room).  She is a little nervous when speaking but is sweet and friendly.  A pretty, mother (at least) who is probably mid-40s plus.  No more than 5'2" with small, delicate features.  She's been in UK for a good few years and is happy to talk quietly.  Has worked the scene so the question of extras was inevitable.  Her massage skills are good and she didn't bat an eyelid at working my naked body.  Worked my legs with oil and stretched out my pelvis whilst in close proximity to the wee man, wryly commenting about my "friend".  Having got to waist level she unabashedly started to skillfully work my cock with oil.  I responded by caressing her clothed body, little boobs hidden by a padded bra, slack-skinned belly of a mum, and a soft, small butt.
She tutted when I asked about b2b but after a while she allowed access under her trousers for 40 more.  She hushed me so that the other girl wouldn't hear.  The furtiveness became part of the fun.  Her oily stroking, cupping and capping was very effective and I came whilst diddling her moistening, shaven puss.  Would return for massage and relief.

Definitely don't be brash or mouthy with these Thai ladies, they may withhold or restrict their favours.  Don't think I met either of the ladies in the advert photos.

Also called:
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And was quoted various massage + HR via WhatsApp.  Photo is of familiar, tattoed, Chinese veteran of the area.  She mentioned more than one girl available but only photo available was the one in the profile which didn't convince me to visit this time.

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As always, DO NOT mention UKP or reviews when securing services with anyone.  Mileage will always be better if you aren't a fuckwit about it.  Try them out and report back on UKP.

Paid the slim owner Penny a visit at this place, after reading the OP's review. Thankyou for the intel. I had this place on my radar but was concerned it was wholly legit.

I enjoy a good Thai massage without extras, so more than happy with the legit part of the service.  But I was made aware early on that more was on offer. Penny not fazed by my nudity; towel discarded; accidental brushes of the cock and balls and a nice massage of the perineum and a tug on the old boy while lying face down.

On the turn she proceeded to massage my erect cock, balls and arse and allowed access, as per the OP. She's a very slim, slight woman. Tits are rock-hard bolt-ons (old-school boob job) but nipples responsive. Nice pert arse and shaved pudenda. She's businesslike, but her body was responding to gentle touching. Clearly wet. Would certainly visit again, but suspect YMMV.

As the OP said, politeness goes a long way here. Penny looks terribly worried most of the time, and was very fretful when letting me out. Think she is scared of the women working upstairs. Or being found out. Who knows?

[RexTBone]

My review is up

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=317673.new#new

[TP84]

Natural Ways Baker Street, which has now moved to new premises around the corner on Glenworth Street.

Nice new premises went to see a lady I have seen before (PING OR TIN) who has always offered that extra service. Paid 50 for an hour massage about 40 minutes in she offered extra 80 for HR 120 B2B.  Attempted to negotiated offered 60 for HR which i believe is generous and was told "it is not worth my time" 

Asked how long was left as no clock and advised you have 10 minutes, i chose to end the massage and left 

[hunkyjunk]

Tour of N12 and surrounding areas -

Thai 10 Therapy, N12 - not a chance...
Natural Remedy, N12 - hit and miss, sometime very cute Chinese woman, most of the time very ugly. Not worth the effort unless desperate.
Nirvana Massage, N3 - Used to be good, but now very legit. Unless she is Chinese, don't bother.
Bangkok Thai Spa, N2 - It seems to be closed now.
Kotchawan Thai Massage NW11 - okay, worth a visit, but they tend to be very old
Siam House N19 - nah, old, ugly!

[tony22]

Tour of N12 and surrounding areas -

Thai 10 Therapy, N12 - not a chance...
Natural Remedy, N12 - hit and miss, sometime very cute Chinese woman, most of the time very ugly. Not worth the effort unless desperate.
Nirvana Massage, N3 - Used to be good, but now very legit. Unless she is Chinese, don't bother.
Bangkok Thai Spa, N2 - It seems to be closed now.
Kotchawan Thai Massage NW11 - okay, worth a visit, but they tend to be very old
Siam House N19 - nah, old, ugly!

Have you tried any of them or just walking by? Be good to see a review from you after 5 years.....

[MrMakers]

Not a hint of extras from a cute early 30s masseuse at Thai Village in Worcester Park, but jesus christ she should have been on someones olympic team with that strength.  She came at me with her elbows like I owed her money.

[myothernameis]

Have you tried any of them or just walking by? Be good to see a review from you after 5 years.....

So hunkyjunk seems to be commenting on these places, but to me the only way you would comment like this, would be to visit them, and maybe other places.  Hunkyjunk these other places, which you haven't mentioned, by chance did you get extrass, but dont want to share

Maybe we should remind you, of one of the rules

27 Lurking / Dormant Accounts
Members that do not contribute Reviews or where their accounts become dormant may have their membership revoked.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

First post, though not sure counts as review as was a while back but having discovered this thought to share....

A post back in 2017 mentions a Lisa for massages.me.

I've seen this lady a few times and can confirm nothing on offer. Even when politely indirectly asked. Massage is good and professional which led me to believe nothing will be

It would help if you could provide a link. There is more than one Lisa

[Henry767]

It seems to me, that when you have a mega-thread like this, effectively a sub board, comments with information effectively take the place of formal reviews?
I agree some more detail would help inform others, not just opinion

[jhalford]

Saw Gabigabriela chunky Brazilian a number of times in Oct/Nov.
She has been reviewed before here so I keep it short.
Similar experience on all visits.
Good back massage and on the flip she uncovers massive boobs and lets you play and suck on them while performing B2B.
Good blowjob finish and CIM.

Does anyone know if Gabi is around currently or if she'll return? Never met her but I liked her look and her service sounded up my street

[welllucky]

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Union Street is just off the High street so pretty discrete.
standard parlour with two masseuses and two rooms.
There were two masseuses working there... I got the much older of the two (45?) year old who was also the manageress. Saw the other making tea in a back room... she was a fit 28 year old maybe.

Still - 45 quid for a  very decent hour's strong massage. Asked at 30 minutes if I wanted extras...thought about declining. The HJ was expertly done lots of teasing. Lasted ten minutes . The remaining 20 a nice head massage and chat. Paid 20 extra. Showered and left.

Pros... good massage and you are not short changed on effort or time here. Shower is good too.
Cons... I would like to have tried the younger one. Next time!

[plef1000]

Acuherbs Harrow

I think I have previously said bad things about this place, but lacking other options I went back

I paid £40 mins for £45 mins and was lead through to the room, youngish woman in mask, so did not get a good look at her, but reasonably attractive. Got a good medium soft massage (at my request) ad she started teasing, including a finger tapping gently over my body that got me going - on the turn was asked if I wanted massage "there" and no confirmation was asked for £20, (paid after the massage) - got a surprising good HJ with balls, nipples, bum massage included

Once concluded, she cleaned up and went back to a head massage

Much better overall than I had previously experienced

[Shoombool50]

Does anyone know if Gabi is around currently or if she'll return? Never met her but I liked her look and her service sounded up my street

She is still around and one of my favourites. Good massage, Excellent OWO, CIM and swallow.

[Moneyd]

Acuherbs Harrow

I think I have previously said bad things about this place, but lacking other options I went back

I paid £40 mins for £45 mins and was lead through to the room, youngish woman in mask, so did not get a good look at her, but reasonably attractive. Got a good medium soft massage (at my request) ad she started teasing, including a finger tapping gently over my body that got me going - on the turn was asked if I wanted massage "there" and no confirmation was asked for £20, (paid after the massage) - got a surprising good HJ with balls, nipples, bum massage included

Once concluded, she cleaned up and went back to a head massage

Much better overall than I had previously experienced

I’m guessing the SP was Asian?

[sparkus]

Acuherbs Harrow

I think I have previously said bad things about this place, but lacking other options I went back

I paid £40 mins for £45 mins and was lead through to the room, youngish woman in mask, so did not get a good look at her, but reasonably attractive. Got a good medium soft massage (at my request) ad she started teasing, including a finger tapping gently over my body that got me going - on the turn was asked if I wanted massage "there" and no confirmation was asked for £20, (paid after the massage) - got a surprising good HJ with balls, nipples, bum massage included

Once concluded, she cleaned up and went back to a head massage

Much better overall than I had previously experienced

Quick question, but why not push for more? If it's a shop called Acuherbs then I'm guessing she was in a cute white coat.

I've been told by various SPs over the years that the VAST majority of customers only want HJs (fair enough if that's all the can afford).

[sparkus]

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Union Street is just off the High street so pretty discrete.
standard parlour with two masseuses and two rooms.
There were two masseuses working there... I got the much older of the two (45?) year old who was also the manageress. Saw the other making tea in a back room... she was a fit 28 year old maybe.

Still - 45 quid for a  very decent hour's strong massage. Asked at 30 minutes if I wanted extras...thought about declining. The HJ was expertly done lots of teasing. Lasted ten minutes . The remaining 20 a nice head massage and chat. Paid 20 extra. Showered and left.

Pros... good massage and you are not short changed on effort or time here. Shower is good too.
Cons... I would like to have tried the younger one. Next time!

Thanks for the intel but wrong thread mate.

[sparkus]

She is still around and one of my favourites. Good massage, Excellent OWO, CIM and swallow.

I don't do OWO but she told me beforehand by text she'd do it if she fancied me (exact words "If I am into you"), she obviously didn't! (though she did try to upsell to FS)

[PumpDump]

Natural Ways Baker Street, which has now moved to new premises around the corner on Glenworth Street.

Nice new premises went to see a lady I have seen before (PING OR TIN) who has always offered that extra service. Paid 50 for an hour massage about 40 minutes in she offered extra 80 for HR 120 B2B.  Attempted to negotiated offered 60 for HR which i believe is generous and was told "it is not worth my time" 

Asked how long was left as no clock and advised you have 10 minutes, i chose to end the massage and left 

Good on you for refusing to pay those exorbitant prices. You should never pay from than £20 for HJ or £40 for B2B. Sometimes the girls working in Central think you are a naive tourist who will pay anything. Sometimes if you tell them you are not stupid and know the going rate they will come back to realistic prices.

[walras]

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Sisi massage me

5 minutes walk from Warren Street tube. Arranged by call and text same day. Buzzed in - lift to a very decent clean flat. Proper massage table and shower offered.

£50 for an hour + 20 for prostate massage & HE

She was wearing a mask, which might have been a blessing as she is petite with a fit body - as opposed to the unflattering photos showing her face.

Top notch massage for 20 mins, which I really needed for sport-induced aches, then minutes 20-50 of CC swipes, prostate massage and edging. It was really good sustained pleasure. Flipped over, slightly dazed, for oily HJ  and head massage. Then shower to clean up.

Exceeded my expectations and I plan to return

[Rajb]

So long after the covid times .. Wednesday was the visit day for me to Orpington high street Chinese massage place number 47. Was 6:30 in the evening had pre booked by calling around 4:00. Made sure I waited in the car till 6:25 so not to face another punter. Knocked and entered the shop and I came to face with another person .. lol my first words 6:30 and the lady said " I thought u were not coming " . Apologised to the person when he was leaving .
Into the room and she asked for money 45 for the hour and I undressed and lied facing down on the table . There was only one lady there.
Started with the Usual massage, had been a while and there were knots on the shoulders that she softened. Cc swipes and rubbing the palm.
After about 30 mins came the question of extras, she asked for 50 and settled for 40. Gave her the cash. The mask never came down just the clothes and she commented how people are not wearing masks anymore.
Did not get on the table just slides from side of table that was a disappointment, had better fun at the other places . Hand job started and it was standard nothing special and I came in about 6 mins . No edging or fun talk.
She got dressed and massaged the head, I was the last customer for the day so probably not much rushing. She asked if I wanted shower I nodded and she went out. Had shower and she was away probably cleaning up the place. I dressed and left.

Name was Amy , works Wednesdays.i would probably avoid Wednesdays to that place it was not much fun.

[wrappedgoanna69]

Qi Health, Duncan Street, Islington.

About two weeks ago popped in for an hour massage. Paid £50.  There was a randy oldish blond lady who I wanted to see but was assigned 'Bonita' instead.

Turns out I was lucky. She was gorgeous, leggy and young (20s I thought). Ethnicity was either Eastern European or South American.  Usually the ladies at Qi are Chinese and a bit ropey.  This was a nice change.

Massage was very good and finished with her 'pitter-pattering' her fingers/nails over my body. Felt sublime.

She offered £50 for a hand job and £100 for a b2b. She was fucking sexy but that was a bit much (especially as it was parked at the end of the hour - although maybe she'd have extended, dunno there).

I managed to get her down to £40 for the hand job ('i'll kill you' she said playfully). Despite maybe feeling short-changed she did a pretty good job - even sucking my nipples (no doubt to speed me up, but hey, felt good).  Came a bunch and ended up getting some on her face (what a shame ...). My hands were free to roam but only above clothes. 

She hung around while I showered and was friendly as I left.

I don't know what days she works, however this was on a Monday from memory.

[plef1000]

@Moneyd - She was indeed Asian

@Sparkus - I don't really go for B2B or naked provider - oral would be worthwhile, but I don't think that is on offer - as it is £60 all in is pretty good value

[sparkus]

Lily at Fantasia reviewed: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=318100

TL;DR: nice chebs but stiffed me on the RO

[Chinaman]

This goes back to April, shortly after the last lockdown eased. I tried External Link/Members Only at Tolworth. Free parking on side streets 100-200 yards away, but can get busy at school run times. Clean looking Thai shop, small rooms with paper thin walls. Good massage table. Normal Thai paraphernalia as decorations. A man in his 50’s sat in reception (with wife?) overseeing proceedings.

I was allocated Mina(?), late 30’s(?), shortish with slightly stocky build. Tightish clothing which accentuated an ample chest.

I opted for strong deep tissue. 1 hour. £45. Although I chat quite a lot during treatment, no hint of extras on offer, (although as with many of these shops, further visits can be more rewarding). I endured one of the most painful (though professional) massage I’ve ever had.

Would I return? No, if only because it hurt so much.

[Chinaman]

Shortly after my disappointing & painful visit to Busabathaimassage at Tolworth, I tried the new Infinity Therapy just over the road. External Link/Members Only

Newly opened, clean shop. Shower in the back (though I invariably shower before a massage, so I didn’t explore).

Good free parking on nearby roads (and immediately on shop forecourt), although the school run complicates this.

During the massage there seemed to be a loud shouty workman (owner?) somewhere in the building, though presumably this was a one off.

The only girl in the shop was Bella. Young (mid 20’s) blonde haired Chinese student. Studying at University. Chatty. Good English. Asked for firm deep tissue massage and that’s what I got. £100 total B2B with HJ finish. No pussy touching but that may change on further visits. I gave an overall rating of 3 out of 5, so that’s probably why I haven’t returned.

Bella may well have moved on by now, but the shop is probably now worth more investigation.

[Chinaman]

Found myself in Kingston / Norbiton fringe in April and tried External Link/Members Only

It’s one of those places where you’re required to take off your shoes on entering - presumably to stop doing a runner? Lady owner sat behind a desk looking disapprovingly at me while I waited, shoeless.

Shouted out legit from the off and that’s what it was. £55 for one hour deep tissue massage. Poor massage technique and the wide massage bed seemed to be heated(?). Very uncomfortable. Ended up sweating, which is unusual for me (but no, I’m not a pseudonym for Prince Andrew)

I didn’t get the name of the girl (Thai, 30’s, slim, unremarkable) but she was adamant the owner wouldn’t allow extras on her premises. I gave it 2 out of 5 and haven’t returned.

[Chinaman]

In early June I visited External Link/Members Only near to Victoria railway station. Busy street with plenty of footfall with supermarket opposite. But everybody seems preoccupied so no real walk of shame to the massage shop. Interesting feature is that the restaurant next door seemed to be a stop-off for WG’s. Plenty of cleavage & spraytan legs on show outside at 5pm.

Older matron takes the money & allocates the girls. I forget the name but mine was competent enough and gave 30 minute deep tissue massage. Chinese, early 30’s, slim, small chest and quite fit. Good English. Extras on offer with naked HJ (not B2B) & access all areas. £70 in total. I gave it 3 out of 5 but YMMV.

Massage bed OK, smallish downstairs room (probably 3 in all) with separate shower room. Impression was of a bit of a conveyor belt operation.

I may return should the opportunity arise.

[Trapstar1]

I’d swerve it mate. Overpriced and poor quality. Much better around! Go back a few pages on here and you’ll see what I mean

Any you can suggest around Barbican, Farringdon, Bank, St. Paul’s?
I have been searching high and low on here for recent (2021) reviews for massage/HR/tantric places in this area…
Before my balls turn blue and I pay £110 for HR… External Link/Members Only

[rubandtuguk]

Any you can suggest around Barbican, Farringdon, Bank, St. Paul’s?
I have been searching high and low on here for recent (2021) reviews for massage/HR/tantric places in this area…
Before my balls turn blue and I pay £110 for HR… External Link/Members Only

There's quite a few massage places around Farringdon/Barbican. Have a search.

[bobby1973]

There's quite a few massage places around Farringdon/Barbican. Have a search.
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or you can write some new reviews
1 in 4 years

[raygun]

Natural Ways, Hendon Ln, Finchley Central Station, London,N3, early May, afternoon, served by an late twenties or mid thirties Eastern European lady. I forgot her name, maybe someone here will know. She’s about 5’, 5” (or 7”) tall, Dishwater Blond, thin and slightly busty, between B & C’s.

But yikes, she insisted on

£40 for HR
£80 for topless
£100 for B2B

Difficult to negotiate, but somehow got her to topless HR for £40.00. Service was fine appropriate and entertaining.

I normally pay £40 for naked body to body, or £60 for full service. If the ladies do full services then that’s an additional £45/hour to the house for a total of £105 for an hour of combined full service and naked body to body.

Won’t be seeing her again unless she drops her rates. 

[Trapstar1]

There's quite a few massage places around Farringdon/Barbican. Have a search.

Any links would be much appreciated and even better some reviews!