London massage shop mini reviews

[Boss_Grinz]

I will get round to it at some point, though if I head there it's usually for a FS punt nearby.

Noticed recently (when accompanied) that the very shabby end of Walthamstow Market near to St James Street station has a few shops with 'Massage' in the window. As I say, been accompanied each time (colleague) so unable to investigate.

I have never ventured in to the market area, I have heard of a legit massage place there has a Thai male working there as well, not sure of the name but a work colleague uses the place on a regular basis. So have stayed away from the market

[LLPunting]

Elverson Rd, Amy, meh. Don't bother splashing for more than hr or topless. Watch out for time shoring.
Review submitted

[sparkus]

I have never ventured in to the market area, I have heard of a legit massage place there has a Thai male working there as well, not sure of the name but a work colleague uses the place on a regular basis. So have stayed away from the market

I'd be surprised if they got enough footfall to merit employing HE giving staff in those pokey treatment rooms, though I suppose you might luck out with someone who works the nail bar who's an ex SP.  A bird in another shop once told me her Indian friend worked in a Walthamstow shop but she wouldn't say which.

'Herbs and China' has a geezer on sentry duty at the door glowering at passers by.

I'm now at the jaded and cynical stage of my FBSM career that I'm determined to find new experiences anywhere but the beaten path.

[Boss_Grinz]

I'd be surprised if they got enough footfall to merit employing HE giving staff in those pokey treatment rooms, though I suppose you might luck out with someone who works the nail bar who's an ex SP.  A bird in another shop once told me her Indian friend worked in a Walthamstow shop but she wouldn't say which.

'Herbs and China' has a geezer on sentry duty at the door glowering at passers by.

I'm now at the jaded and cynical stage of my FBSM career that I'm determined to find new experiences anywhere but the beaten path.

The Indian bird would be the one in Markhouse Road

[sparkus]

The Indian bird would be the one in Markhouse Road

I've met her and she's a slender thing - the convo I had was about chebs and cost of unleashing and she said something like "My mate who's Indian works in Walthamstow and she has a massive pair and charges even more than me" (or words to that effect)

[PumpDump]

Was in Central London Friday morning in Chinatown, walking along Little Newport street. There is a massage shop just beside the red phone box. As I passed I noticed a woman in the shop on her own cleaning. I stopped and pretended to check my phone and watched her for a minute. Her eye caught mine and she smiled. I went to the door and asked if she did massage. She was on her hunkers tidying some items away and was wearing a knee length dress, her legs spread fully apart. As she spoke to me she maneuvered herself towards me so I had a clear look up her dress. I could see she was wearing light coloured tights with panties underneath. I prolonged my look long enough so I was sure she knew what I was looking at. I wanted her to be under no illusion I was there for more than a massage. I then looked at her face and she smiled. My cock immediately woke up!

I went in to the shop and asked how much the massage was. She said £30 for 30 mins. I asked what else she did. She smiled and said we talk upstairs. I've had girls tell me this before in similar establishments but when I got upstairs they wanted £50 for a HJ so I was not going to agree to hand over my £30 until I knew what I would get. I decided to ask straight out for sex as that is all I was interested in. She said we talk upstairs. I asked again and she just smiled. I told her I just had £70 total, she said ok. I asked again if she would said sex, she said "yes, just come". So I handed over the £30, she locked the doors and upstairs we went, about 4 flights if stairs. As we walked up, her on front of me I lifted her skirt for a look. She giggled. I had a feeling this would be a good punt. When we reached the room she began to prepare the massage bed. She told me her name was Alice. I guess she was early 50's, slim body and looked good for her age.

By now I was very horny and didn't want to bother with massage, I just wanted the main course. I walked over and placed my hands on her hips, she said "ooohh" and laughed. I moved my hands to her ass, then moved them up her body to her boobs. She asked for the extra, so I handed over the £40. She thanked me. I sat on the side of the bed and returned to feeling her up, pulled her boobs out of her bra and began licking her nipples, this seemed to wake her up. Her boobs were small, probably an A cup and slightly deflated.  Her hand reached down to massage my cock outside my underwear. I was very hard by now. I pushed my hands inside her tights and felt her ass as I licked on her nipples. Then I pulled her tights and panties down. She has a typical Chinese hairy pussy with graying pubes. I rubbed my hand over her lips feeling she was wet already as she pulled my cock out of my boxers and stroked it. I started to massage her pussy and clit as I licked her nipples. She was telling me how big my cock is. Then she turned around and started rubbing her ass on my cock, me still sitting on the side of the massage table.. I cupped both her boobs as she did this. After a minute or so she reached down and guided me insider her pussy and started fucking me. I was very turned on and hard. As I penetrated deeper I could feel she was a little dry further inside but very soon her juices were flowing and she was fully lubricated. Her pussy was tight. After a minute I asked her to get on the massage table and I removed her tights fully. She pulled her knees to her head and I entered her again. For about 5 minutes I fucked her hard, I started talking dirty to her and this spurred her on to do the same. She was telling me to fuck her harder and using my name saying Fuck me _____. I could hold on no longer and blew a big load inside her. She then quickly cleaned up and went downstairs to reopen the shop leaving me on my own to clean up.

If you are in the area and need a relatively inexpensive fuck then I would recommend this place.

Hi guys,

I paid a repeat visit to Alice last weekend. Much the same service, £70 in total for a good fuck and empty my balls. By the way avoid Nana in same shop, will agree to services outside the room but once you've handed the cash over and naked she tries to renegotiate. 

[Boss_Grinz]

I've met her and she's a slender thing - the convo I had was about chebs and cost of unleashing and she said something like "My mate who's Indian works in Walthamstow and she has a massive pair and charges even more than me" (or words to that effect)

She didn't do it for me, over priced for what she offers this was when she worked for the Thai Boss before taking over herself as the Boss. Tried to book her last year made the appointment and when I got there she was double booked and I wasn't hanging around for 30 minutes so walked

[Boss_Grinz]

Hi guys,

I paid a repeat visit to Alice last weekend. Much the same service, £70 in total for a good fuck and empty my balls. By the way avoid Nana in same shop, will agree to services outside the room but once you've handed the cash over and naked she tries to renegotiate.

Much the same sounds like a BB service 🙈

[sparkus]

She didn't do it for me, over priced for what she offers this was when she worked for the Thai Boss before taking over herself as the Boss. Tried to book her last year made the appointment and when I got there she was double booked and I wasn't hanging around for 30 minutes so walked

I'd say she's fairly unremarkable, as in passably attractive and fairly young. I'm guessing that compared to the others who work that shop (which seems to be another of the 'Leytonstone flat empire' alongside Leman Street) she saw herself as a cut above or was told by customers that she was.

[Boss_Grinz]

I'd say she's fairly unremarkable, as in passably attractive and fairly young. I'm guessing that compared to the others who work that shop (which seems to be another of the 'Leytonstone flat empire' alongside Leman Street) she saw herself as a cut above or was told by customers that she was.

Or maybe since going Solo she has realised that she cannot up sell in East London, I may venture in 1 day if I am bored just to see how far I can push my luck with her getting naked

[kgvatz]

Has any one been to health first asian massage holborn lately?

Not visited in many moons and walked past recently the door was open and i saw 2 nice looking girls in the reception but was with people so could not pop in and inquire.

[LLPunting]

The always-shuttered-up Sai Romyen Thai shop in Stratford Maryland elicited some discussion on here recently, a Gumtree ad for there just popped up:

External Link/Members Only

Same owner as the other Sai Romyens in East London.
Legit massage, probably the best most attentive and precise I've had in a long time.  50 for the hour.  Shorts on.
Room had a large platform and bars on the ceiling.  Disturbingly it had a large curtained window into the next room and there is open venting above so zero sound isolation.
Petite, pocket rocket mamasan was friendly and chatty and surprisingly strong.
Will return for the massage and old skool Thai flirting but won't be expecting or asking for extras.
Some big, burly Afro guy was shown into the other room as I left and I could almost hear the disappointment when she said shorts on.  Hope you get the last laugh and got extras.

[LLPunting]

Got baited to Leytonstone Thai flat by an unsolicited invite to try new 25 yr old, pretty, Malay girl called "Lv".  Greeted by "bb" claiming it was one of her other working names.  Walked.  Don't get the stupidity of these worst of Thai hustlers, good luck to the rest of you, I'm taking my money elsewhere.

[Boss_Grinz]

Got baited to Leytonstone Thai flat by an unsolicited invite to try new 25 yr old, pretty, Malay girl called "Lv".  Greeted by "bb" claiming it was one of her other working names.  Walked.  Don't get the stupidity of these worst of Thai hustlers, good luck to the rest of you, I'm taking my money elsewhere.

Which place is this, so we know to avoid?

[LLPunting]

Which place is this, so we know to avoid?

It's the infamous one on the High Road a few mins South from leytonstone tube.  They run multiple GT ads.
By a bus stop, above a solicitors, opposite a low block of flats. Same crew run Leman St parlour and a nail bar near YoA.

[Boss_Grinz]

It's the infamous one on the High Road a few mins South from leytonstone tube.  They run multiple GT ads.
By a bus stop, above a solicitors, opposite a low block of flats. Same crew run Leman St parlour and a nail bar near YoA.

Okay the one run by Nikki and then you have Nisa who has the top floor room, who was once my regular go to for around 5 years until I got accused of nicking from her. Nikki runs the place, she was good when she was solo

[LLPunting]

Okay the one run by Nikki and then you have Nisa who has the top floor room, who was once my regular go to for around 5 years until I got accused of nicking from her. Nikki runs the place, she was good when she was solo

Yup, that bunch of mercs.

[LLPunting]

Same owner as the other Sai Romyens in East London.
Legit massage, probably the best most attentive and precise I've had in a long time.  50 for the hour.  Shorts on.
Room had a large platform and bars on the ceiling.  Disturbingly it had a large curtained window into the next room and there is open venting above so zero sound isolation.
Petite, pocket rocket mamasan was friendly and chatty and surprisingly strong.
Will return for the massage and old skool Thai flirting but won't be expecting or asking for extras.
Some big, burly Afro guy was shown into the other room as I left and I could almost hear the disappointment when she said shorts on.  Hope you get the last laugh and got extras.

Sorry forgot to say Sai was the mamasan, in good shape for her 50 years, not either of the 2 chubby, mini-grandmas in their 70s sat about who I don't think are working but are there for moral support.  Sai said she was training others and there would be 3 rooms eventually.  No sight or sound of the other masseuses though... so be wary until they're properly up and running in a few more weeks.

[Rama7519]

I will get round to it at some point, though if I head there it's usually for a FS punt nearby.

Noticed recently (when accompanied) that the very shabby end of Walthamstow Market near to St James Street station has a few shops with 'Massage' in the window. As I say, been accompanied each time (colleague) so unable to investigate.

Most of those appear to be legit and female only

[Rama7519]

I'd be surprised if they got enough footfall to merit employing HE giving staff in those pokey treatment rooms, though I suppose you might luck out with someone who works the nail bar who's an ex SP.  A bird in another shop once told me her Indian friend worked in a Walthamstow shop but she wouldn't say which.

'Herbs and China' has a geezer on sentry duty at the door glowering at passers by.

I'm now at the jaded and cynical stage of my FBSM career that I'm determined to find new experiences anywhere but the beaten path.

That place only has that guy - “no female” as he put it so eloquently

[sparkus]

Most of those appear to be legit and female only

I thought that could probably be the case, they're all salons which have 'Massage' listed in the window and I'm guessing most locals are Asian Indian rather than Asian Chinese.  That said, I'm sure at least one is a Chinese beauty salon so not necessarily female-only.

As I mentioned, the one on Lea Bridge (Beauty East) definitely has male massage treatments listed including on its FB page.

[selfloathingphoenix]

So I used to visit many massage shops when I first started,  now not so much but occasionally when I'm lazy I go, especially enjoy the will she won't she? Thrill.

Past month I've revisited  these places in North London all in past received HR/extras but been good 6 months and one 2 years since I've been so new girls.

Nirvana spa Finchley Central
Saw gumtree add which said girls working and previously had pics of girls walked in no appointment early morning Hannah fully booked so went with Ruby.
Asked if I've been before (normally good sign)  however no cc swipes or anything... ( I didn't ask but was quite obvious what I was after from my raised hips during leg massage.
Any turned around and Jesus this girls a unit. Anyway cover/towel remained on kinda below average massage £45 1 hour

Thai 10 North Finchley
While in late Monday evening no appointment got a young girl name Rose face mask remained on thru out. Again the have you been here before? Obvious answer to this is always yes regardless.
Again didn't ask but obvious again I was horny and wanted more than massage. Nothing on other but she gave a great leg massage and did say she worked in another place but couldn't say ( bit sus)
Really good massage and maybe regulars might have something on offer £50 1 hour

Natural health Finchley Central
This place tends to always have extras on menu, walked in had Ivy no mask wearing casual cloths and leggings, quite fit mid 30's and decent bust, went downstairs on table no towel provided ( should be good)
Anyway started massage with like tiny amount of baby oil. Was leaning over massaging back and legs putting unnecessary body weight on me so I was certain I hit gold. 10mins in she got the hint and actually asked me to "lower my hips "

Now as you can tell no extras were on offer but fuck me this was just a terrible massage all round.
1 hour £45.... for note came back next day as left something there by accident, saw another older girl in dress and cleavage out sooooo maybe diff girls will play ball

Finally
coco massage East Finchley
So far I'm not holding my breath, called up and made appointment late Thursday.
For life of me I couldn't understand girls name but she work most days there around mid 30's-40's face mask remained on
Shower facilities available.
Anyway massage started and towel was instantly removed and placed at end near feet. Great sign. Fair bit of oil used started on legs and within 2mins she got the hint asked if I wanted here as well, "yeh, how much?" She said how much you normally pay? Hate when they do this.  Cba for haggle as soo many failed attempts I was gaggin for in, said £30 accepted and then for next 30 mins just pure bliss on the little chap. It was non stop slow and sensual. On flip just continued there. Think she noticed I enjoy some anal play so a finger was resting there. A little encouragement and went fairly deep. During this she was fine for leg stroking and feeling her ass over clothes, not keen on breast and kept legs firmly shut.
Erupted weeks worth over myself and her hand, she just kept going at her pace til I was fully empty  .
Quick clean up and and started an actual massage was decent tbh and cracked my toes which was oddly satisfying.
Finished with some more tea and when handing over the glasses diff girl was there fuck me atleast 9/10 pretty young thing in mid to late 20's with really striking face. Reminds me of old girl from Bangkok thai spa that wore glasses. Need to try see if she also does massage.
1 hour £45+HR £30

[loveahe]

Has any one been to health first asian massage holborn lately?

Not visited in many moons and walked past recently the door was open and i saw 2 nice looking girls in the reception but was with people so could not pop in and inquire.

Nipped in yesterday for the first time in 3 or 4 months,  the price gouging here is still as bad as my previous visit.

A milf type took me down, in her mid 40s and looked smart in a dress.

Great massage but she suggested 60 for a HE and 80 for topless.

I laughed and asked her if we were in Mayfair.  I shut down any further talk of extras and enjoyed the rest of a very good massage.

Only rwo SPs at the weekend, this was the older one. I won't bother returning.

[kgvatz]

Nipped in yesterday for the first time in 3 or 4 months,  the price gouging here is still as bad as my previous visit.

A milf type took me down, in her mid 40s and looked smart in a dress.

Great massage but she suggested 60 for a HE and 80 for topless.

I laughed and asked her if we were in Mayfair.  I shut down any further talk of extras and enjoyed the rest of a very good massage.

Only rwo SPs at the weekend, this was the older one. I won't bother returning.

Shame! I walked past on a thursday and the 2 girls i saw were lovely lookers. 1 was quiet young maybe mid 20s the other cant have been far in to her 30s.

Was hoping to pay a visit this week but you have made me think twice. Maybe ill find a plan B

[loveahe]

You may have better luck during the week, if the girls are more realistic in their pricing.

It was my regular weekend spot, but it's off my list now

[sparkus]

You may have better luck during the week, if the girls are more realistic in their pricing.

It was my regular weekend spot, but it's off my list now

Weekend recces there never led to me booking, always hags (pre-pandemic).

I think this place has always been too pricey but recent lack of footfall has probably meant more tips needed than ever.  During the week they tend to get younger staff than most places so you'll obviously have to shell out for that too.

[Private Member]

Foolishly fancied some relief whilst passing thru Bromley, alas Georgiana wasn't free, so looked in at:

Herbal Spa, East St, running various deals on the massages because trade is so slow but the crones on duty wanted even more for their extra services because it was Christmas.  AVOID.

Bamboo, East St, sullen Chinese matrons also gouging prices because it's Christmas.  AVOID

China Health, Widmore St, management civil enough, recognised the only available matron as one to avoid.

I called in at Herbal Spa and it was OK - Appreciate it can be hit and miss, but got a hit last week

I took 'advantage' of one of their offers and actually got a really good massage with topless HR. The lady in her 30s/40s was attractive enough and we never discussed prices - so just gave her what I felt was fair at the end.

Unfortunately her English was almost non-existent, so never got her name.

Whilst this isn't a place I'd rush to, I wouldn't personally dismiss it as an option

[LLPunting]

I called in at Herbal Spa and it was OK - Appreciate it can be hit and miss, but got a hit last week

I took 'advantage' of one of their offers and actually got a really good massage with topless HR. The lady in her 30s/40s was attractive enough and we never discussed prices - so just gave her what I felt was fair at the end.

Unfortunately her English was almost non-existent, so never got her name.

Whilst this isn't a place I'd rush to, I wouldn't personally dismiss it as an option

Which day of the week was this?
All the ladies there have "given" names and are able to state them just ask as you leave like you'd like to maybe see them again (even if you want to avoid them), you can also get days of working.  Reception and the call taker will also give them if you indicate when enquiring that you've been before.

"Helen" is under 5'3, dumpy, wrinkly, 50/60s, has a scary slant on her makeup, smiley, speaks little English. 
"Sisi"/"Sindy"/possible other names is 5'4ish, slim/skinny, wrinky, late 40s+, speaks slightly better English, not so friendly, has a merc air about her that she's eyeing your wallet.
Only person under 45 I've seen there was the Thai girl who left to work at the nail bar round the corner (she didn't do extras).
Lady manager, rarely there, is friendly 40s/50s speaks ok English, has asked me to stop by for new "girls" (unsolicited messages) and none have been youthful looking, sexy or flirty.  Have walked almost every time, the one I tried was no good at massage or extras (I think I mentioned earlier in this thread last year).  If you just want a decent massage there are better, younger, prettier legit girls to try nearby.

If you're not one to dismiss this place then you're also up for the clip joints nearby; Bamboo and China Health maybe Cheeva over in Hayes or Ruby's down the road in Downham.
Throw in all the Latinas on VS who seem to be repeatedly bumping their prices (130/140 ph and pricey esstras now when they're 120 or less working elsewhere ) and the BR postcodes are one big clip-joint of current advertisers. 

A couple of veterans in the area are now off-book and still as good as they were but apparently only seeing established regulars.

[FlaccidChimp]

venue: skyline

saw Luna and apparently she does ow now. She wasn't doing b2b because of her period so she offered oral with a condom for £40 The BJ wasn't really good and she changed back to a handjob like 7 mins after. So I wouldn't recommend you see her for that. There's was apparently a new girl there I think she is called Sarah and she's Columbian. It was said she's only been working a few days. Might try her after someone else reviews her.

[loveahe]

Weekend recces there never led to me booking, always hags (pre-pandemic)

I'd have to disagree there, pre-pandemic I had some great Saturday lunchtimes in there.

From a very shy, very gorgeous young student, to an absolute firecracker that almost turned the session into an S&M experience.

You never knew what you were going to get! Since the first lockdown it got very tame, and its never really recovered.

[Wankingdead]

Luna level of service dropped significantly and what she provides now is nothing compared to her early days, she doesn’t do proper b2b anymore and her period excuse is permanent.
I think she doesn’t like the job but want the money.
She is not worth the trouble anymore.
Sarah was reviewed here few times.

[LLPunting]

venue: skyline

saw Luna and apparently she does ow now. She wasn't doing b2b because of her period so she offered oral with a condom for £40 The BJ wasn't really good and she changed back to a handjob like 7 mins after. So I wouldn't recommend you see her for that. There's was apparently a new girl there I think she is called Sarah and she's Columbian. It was said she's only been working a few days. Might try her after someone else reviews her.

Back in the day before Luna "got a boyfriend" she was OK for fs but her oral was nothing to seek out.
Sarah has already been mentioned earlier in this thread, her skills aren't great, bod nowt spesh, she gouges for extras wanting more than the others and she may short you on time regardless.  For me she, Vicky and recent Afro addition are ones to avoid unless you want to haggle for an artless wank and desultory brush with a reluctant body.

[FlaccidChimp]

Back in the day before Luna "got a boyfriend" she was OK for fs but her oral was nothing to seek out.
Sarah has already been mentioned earlier in this thread, her skills aren't great, bod nowt spesh, she gouges for extras wanting more than the others and she may short you on time regardless.  For me she, Vicky and recent Afro addition are ones to avoid unless you want to haggle for an artless wank and desultory brush with a reluctant body.

No all stars there at the moment. I would start looking into other places but I don't like to take risks with massages these days. I might try an escort.

[PumpDump]

Yeah to be fair I did consider trying a few places a bit farther afield. Its much more of a pain to get to them for me though. Its pretty easy to lose london visits in a day but less so to justify a trip to darkest kent or wherever.

I actually did feel a bit inspired when I found a filipina run place in berrylands (not even outside the M25, I know) a couple of months back but the woman I saw was even worse than the usual TCM farmers wives. I dont think I wrote that one up actualky so I need to do that but in summary, berrylands massage shop just up from the station - dont!

You probably saw the owner Happi, she is very large and nothing to look at. But she does usually have some cute younger girls working there (late 20s to early 30s) who give good sensual B2B, all Filipina usually. Can't name anybody at the moment as they all seem to stay for a month or two and move on. The place is a dump though, bathroom and shower are rank.

This is their ad: External Link/Members Only

[LLPunting]

Elverson Rd, Julie, 5'6", late 30s+, slender but sturdy frame, natural Bs with half-inch, suckled, dark, skinny nips, a couple of small rolls, plain face, smooth skin (a bit clammy).  Has a pleasant attitude like a veteran mum who tolerates and checks on the kids out of habit, quite matter of fact doing the tidying up.  A bit ungainly with her services, clearly not a seducer and not skilled in massage or sex.  40 for b2b but then starts adding on extras if you want kiss her body or do RO (+10, didn't enquire about FS).  Fully furry below, seemingly feigned sensitivity and arousal.  Showered after.
All told no better or worse than the other recent additions but still meh and not really worth the effort unless you alight at Elverson Rd to go home and you need something, anything (!) to make going home to the other occupants bearable.

[Private Member]

Which day of the week was this?
All the ladies there have "given" names and are able to state them just ask as you leave like you'd like to maybe see them again (even if you want to avoid them), you can also get days of working.  Reception and the call taker will also give them if you indicate when enquiring that you've been before.

"Helen" is under 5'3, dumpy, wrinkly, 50/60s, has a scary slant on her makeup, smiley, speaks little English. 
"Sisi"/"Sindy"/possible other names is 5'4ish, slim/skinny, wrinky, late 40s+, speaks slightly better English, not so friendly, has a merc air about her that she's eyeing your wallet.
Only person under 45 I've seen there was the Thai girl who left to work at the nail bar round the corner (she didn't do extras).
Lady manager, rarely there, is friendly 40s/50s speaks ok English, has asked me to stop by for new "girls" (unsolicited messages) and none have been youthful looking, sexy or flirty.  Have walked almost every time, the one I tried was no good at massage or extras (I think I mentioned earlier in this thread last year).  If you just want a decent massage there are better, younger, prettier legit girls to try nearby.

If you're not one to dismiss this place then you're also up for the clip joints nearby; Bamboo and China Health maybe Cheeva over in Hayes or Ruby's down the road in Downham.
Throw in all the Latinas on VS who seem to be repeatedly bumping their prices (130/140 ph and pricey esstras now when they're 120 or less working elsewhere ) and the BR postcodes are one big clip-joint of current advertisers. 

A couple of veterans in the area are now off-book and still as good as they were but apparently only seeing established regulars.

I'll try to cover your points
It was Friday last week and I did attempt to get the girl's name....but after about three attempts I gave up understanding it. Didn't think to check with the owner on the way out. Sorry - my bad, but in fairness my head wasn't in the space to get a name for this forum (my bad again!)

I've seen Helen some time back - if it's the same girl you saw I'd say you're being a bit harsh. Just my take. She's no beauty, but not as grim as you paint

Sindy - I though that was the owner's name. She is friendly enough with a decent command of English

Agree with you re Bamboo and China Health - I wouldn't bother there as a general rule, and haven't for an age

Ruby Spa - I've not left there feeling ripped off. Not been for a while though, and wouldn't rule out a return as a Plan B/C

Cheeva - Possibly legit, although struck lucky once. Wouldn't rush back there for a legit massage, and if I wanted more I may choose elsewhere first as it's not guaranteed. Been a while since I've been though. There used to be a Groupon deal there - think it's still about

Would avoid the VS latinas out of principle

[LLPunting]

...
It was Friday last week and I did attempt to get the girl's name....but after about three attempts I gave up understanding it. ...

I've seen Helen some time back - if it's the same girl you saw I'd say you're being a bit harsh. Just my take. She's no beauty, but not as grim as you paint

Sindy - I though that was the owner's name. She is friendly enough with a decent command of English

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Cheeva - Possibly legit, although struck lucky once. Wouldn't rush back there for a legit massage, and if I wanted more I may choose elsewhere first as it's not guaranteed. ...

Thanks. 

I'm squeamish about Horror movies so maybe you've a stronger stomach than me.

Over 5 months since I checked at Cheeva but there were 2 girls offering at the time, I declined both as they wanted way too much for HR, thought I mentioned it here in the thread, sadly deleted messages so can't recall the names.  None were lookers, skilled masseuses or under 30.  The place wasn't particularly warm or well kitted out for genuine Thai massage so not inclined to revisit for the sake of iffy extras.

Haven't found many Thai places in the SE/BR sector with large platforms and heated padding matched by genuine masseuses.  There's Sabai Thai (?) in Penge but haven't tried their competition just down the road. 50ph is a tad steep for Penge.  Wouldn't go expecting youth or extras.

[stampjones]

You probably saw the owner Happi, she is very large and nothing to look at. But she does usually have some cute younger girls working there (late 20s to early 30s) who give good sensual B2B, all Filipina usually. Can't name anybody at the moment as they all seem to stay for a month or two and move on. The place is a dump though, bathroom and shower are rank.

This is their ad: External Link/Members Only

Sounds about right, thanks.
I may give it another go then - cheers

[W5ranger]

ORIENTAL WELLBEING

384 Richmond Rd, East Twickenham, Twickenham TW1 2DY

020 8892 0281 you can get the mobile number from Gumtree

Comms good via text and offered parking to rear of establishment which is handy in a busy area.

Used the back door for privacy....no jokes please!

Place is clean and modern, good showers in the rooms and actual rooms are warm but reception and corridor are not heated

Nana is a pretty late 20's Chinese girl with a fiT body. She was wearing a black tunic, leggings with red lingerie and came in wearing a mask

Started off with a reasonable massage but wasn't asked what pressure I wanted. So had the back, legs and arms  massaged while prone, just a couple of half hearted reach unders and some oil poured down my buttocks and was asked what I wanted ie HE or B2B. Opted for B2B at 50 on top of the 50 for the massage the expectation was more of what I got on my first visit (a good decent B2B from the older woman running the premises).

Well Nana's idea of B2B is standing naked by the side of the table giving a HJ!! tried to give a reverse massage and she was definitely not on board with it and was making me uncomfotable so I jumped back on the table on 45 minutes and was given a poor HE , showered and left. Not before telling her that a naked massage was not B2B and left on 55 minutes.

[Wankingdead]

Well this a mistake that I see lots of punters making, you should definitely stand your ground and refuse to accept standing by the table side as b2b, ask the SP to put on her cloths and get your money back.
A lot of parlours use this tactics to get your hard earned cash for next to no service and they will continue to swindle you as long as they get away with it.

[Johnny123123]

Sala Thai Hendon

Visited sala Thai recently. One of the worst experiences. Booked 1 hr for £40. The girl was either mimi or Amy I can’t remember but she said she was half Thai half Chinese. Slim, short and probably in her 30s.  went In to the room and waited 10 mins face down for masseuse to come in . She then asked me what I would like straight away. She started to  massage me while I asked what she offers and how much. I asked about b2b and she said £60, topless £40 and he £30. I was only willing to pay £40, £30 or £20. This is where things started to get crazy. She kept trying to tell me I have never experienced anything like her and that it’s worth the price. I kept telling her this is what I’m willing to pay. She kept huffing  and puffing and stoping the massage. ‘Why did you book 1 hr’ ‘Why you no want to pay my price’, ‘am I not worth it’, ‘you looking down on me’, ‘I can’t believe you do this to me’,. She had a very rude and annoyed tone. I just told her if you don’t want to it’s okay il just have massage but she kept on insisting  in her angry voice and telling me to explain. ‘Why don’t you want to pay my price’ I just told her this is how much I’m willing to pay. She then said ‘ okay I’m supposed to just accept it right, take it or leave it right, I have no choice’. She kept on going on and I could feel the anger in the way she massaged me very rough and fast. She then started crying I could hear her sniffling. She was insisting on it the whole massage I just tried to keep quiet. In the end she told me to turn over and insisted I pay £30 for hand relief I told her no. She then said I’m going to massage your front but if you cum you have to pay me double wtf?. I told her I don’t want any extra. She then finished of massaging me and then wiped me down. With some paper towels. She started to calm down whilst wiping me and was a less rude but still could hear her sniffling and sad face. Weird and crazy experience, sounded like a kid throwing a tantrum. Guess she’s used to getting what she wants and if someone turns her down or don’t agree on  her prices she gets angry.

[LLPunting]

Sala Thai Hendon

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Why didn't you stop the massage and call management if she wouldn't quit badgering you?  Either stop and get a refund or get a different masseuse.

[Johnny123123]

Why didn't you stop the massage and call management if she wouldn't quit badgering you?  Either stop and get a refund or get a different masseuse.

Yeah you’re right I should’ve either asked for another masseuse or talked to management. Idk what I was thinking.

[hugo.freeman]

Sala Thai is a horrid horrid place.  See one of my old reviews. 

I left 5 min after the start of the session a few years ago after some old hag started arguing with me before we even started.  For my money back and never visited since.   

Goto somewhere like Akos in Edgware

[Kamilondon]

Yeah you’re right I should’ve either asked for another masseuse or talked to management. Idk what I was thinking.

This reminds me of something similar that happened to me years ago, I was so pissed off i got off the table put a towel around me and walked out the room to call out mamasan, they were all shocked as I was speaking loudly demanding a refund, I knew there was another punter in room next door, the gave me my money back and couldn’t wait for me to leave.
That’s why I try and usually stick to a few tried and tested girls, but when time allows and reading some good reviews off here, I do like to check out someone new.

[sparkus]

Napha Thai or whatever it's called, Vicarage Lane, Stratford/Forest Gate

As reported previously this place gets booked up quite easily and this was no exception but they said they could fit me in soon if I went for a walk around the block.  I saw one of the girls cleaning the room and she looked to be packing a big ol' pair so I did that rather than just walk.  Returned and paid my money to her and did usual thing, face down.  In she came and asked how I'd like etc. so I said medium but not too hard.  "Have you been here before?" etc. After a while I did start to drift off as she was quite good but she then leant in and kissed my back before giggling "And has *he* been here before?" as she commenced a sly reach-under.  No cc swipes before that mind and it was soon for the flip.

The SP turned out to be one 'Milly' (Tue/Fri) who was fairly short but had a cuteness about her as she was quite young, although she is a big unit so swerve if that'd bother you.  I'd say roughly 5' 3'' and size 16.  More Indian in features but big almond eyes.  As mentioned, her tunic was struggling to contain the gazungas within so I had to have that off but then began a pretty protracted negotiation as she claimed to be 'shy' about her body (which was encased in slimming spandex) so in the end we settled on £45 for a 'naked' HE, even then she wouldn't take her pants off and said it'd be £70 for fully naked.  This may sound ridiculous but pre-pandemic some of the younger staff at local Thai shops were demanding £80 and this is largely why I swerve them (this place was Plan C after some letdowns).  She said b2b was "more" and I got the impression she just wasn't keen on providing that (she actually said she preferred to do it with regulars when the shop wasn't as busy - I'm sure some visitors on here have got it for less than me...) As I say, she is a big unit but it was interesting to see (most of) her body and especially her massive heavy chebs which I set about worshipping.  HE was pretty unmemorable TBH, I just played with the chebs until I was done.  Shop was quite busy too, bloke in reception sat waiting seemed inconvenienced by other custom.

So, a hefty price tag for a hefty girl just to get my hands on her big chebs.  I really need to start going back to shops more to hold my nerve in negotiations.

[stampjones]

Saw a girl called Jenny at the shop on barrons court road just across the road from west ken tube. She works thursdays.

Been a while since I visited a shop but Im off SA just now so thought Id give it a go. I did a brief tour of the north end road shops and I have to say it looked pretty dire. Still the girl on reception at the above joint looked cute (sorry I forgot to check the name and I forgot from last time I was there).

She’s around 30 Id say. I paid 35 for 30 which annoyed me as I wasnt really listening and just handed over 40. But she took me downstairs to a good sized room with one of the wider tables. I started getting undressed and she was back before I had my shirt off. I like that and I continued to undress in front of her and hopped on the table.

I asked for a medium massage and it wasnt technically great or hard but she touched all the right places and it was pretty erotic all told. She has a really pleasant touch when she goes to the glide style. Anyway it was ok and she started negotiations before the turn. She wanted 60 for b2b and we settled on 40 for naked HR.

She stripped off revealing a cracking body. Small B tits but beautifully formed with no sag. Shaved puss and nice arse. Not flat but very fit. No tats or signs of babies.

She went straight for my rock hard cock and again had a nice touch. A bit of mutual massage and sucking and she was getting quite into it. Finger inserted in a nice wet hole and it was getting pretty intense. Definitely more contact than Id expected. She asked if I wanted a BJ. I asked about sex and we agreed 70 but she had to get dressed to get the dom so I didnt want to break the mood so just continued with a very nice HJ til I shot a large load.

Cleaned up at the in room sink and handed over the cash. Overall a very pleasant experience and I’ll almost certainly return. Next time I’ll make sure the condom is available before we start though.

[alexm40]

Saw a girl called Jenny at the shop on barrons court road

Dr Liu right?

[alexm40]

Saw a girl called Jenny at the shop on barrons court road

Dr Liu right?

[stampjones]

Dr Liu right?

Yeah thats the one - thanks