Damn SJ, surprised we didn't cross paths! I also took a tour of West London this weekend by train and bike..
Checked out the following:
External Link/Members Only216 Fulham Palace Road.
Text "Angela" who said that "Amy" and "Susan" were available, both young Chinese...
The dated and tired reception is still the same after 2 years. Greeted by a smiley eyed, masked, 30s, glossy, mid-length hair in a natural wave, Chinese with almost no English just beckoning gestures to enter and follow. About 5'3" with B/Cs under her fitted, short dress that was stretched around the mid-riff by a few extra inches of belly, pale, smooth, soft skin. Confirmed before start that b2b for 40 was ok and she commenced in dress which was soon discarded after a little caressing of her legs as she leaned over my head in typical game-on fashion. The boobs were a nice surprise and she received attention to them and their half-inch stalks.
Trimmed below was a sticky puss and a small, soft butt. Her moves were a little clumsy, she clambered on top heavily and tried to pull her dead weight up my body, she hadn't oiled. More gesturing by me got her to turn and straddle my chest, she sat high and started an oily, rolling tug in her snugly held fist. I tilted her a little forward to gain access and when she realised I was heading for a noshing she quickly nabbed a wet-wipe to freshen herself before settling back in a better position. Nice, moist pink poonie with a responsive little clit and neat brown labia butterflied open. She enjoyed this for a while, pushing back and sloppily snogging me with her lower lips but then hopped off before cumming and set about tugging me off a little too firmly. She permitted fingering to the outside but closed her legs to prevent penetration. A stilted encounter that didn't encourage a repeat because of her artless skills, shame because she's otherwise attractive. She seemed more inclined to answer to Amy rather than Susan but didn't say her name.
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Spied this place when outside 216 (found the ad when writing this up). Called the landline and told by a male receptionist that 3 ladies all busy. Special offer of 45 isn't so special as that's the standard rate in the area. The video on the ad suggests a not so posh outfit that might be "flexible".
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Amy on the phone told me that she had 2 young girls Sisi and May. Arrived to a cheerful Amy with a pretty 40s face and her stained, crooked teeth (with a little correction and bleeching she'd be notably cute), she had confirmed that she was also available, she was in a loose floral dress which couldn't quite hide her mumsy bod with a good few extra pounds around the tum. 5'2" ish, tan/olive skin. No sign of the girls and she said I could choose after paying, not my style so began excusing myself. Glimpsed a chubby matron in back, dressed to work but looking less appealing than Amy in a rotund, unsmiling way. May return when one of the reviewed girls is working, expect the tired interior is the same in the drab basement as the reception is unchanged after years.
There's
another Chinese massage place just up the road from Amy's on the other side of the road as you head to FPR. Called that one on number on signage and was answered by a Chinese lady, offering 30 for 30, 50 for 60. Good English, friendly but no overt hints of anything more. Might give it a try next time.
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Shankiy's
Mortlake operation that I've never visited. Got caught in the rain getting there and lost trying to find it as I couldn't hear Google for the rain. The exterior looks like the right kind of shady for offerings, the reception was surprisingly open and clean with "pine" laminate floors, off-white walls and a desk a la salon style. I'd been told Melanie and Gia (both Polish, slim, size 8) were on duty. I was greeted by a barely 20 Gia, who was clearly not Polish as she had the darker colouring and looks of a Romanian with an untoned clutch of extra pounds on a 5'4" average frame, plain, round, not unattractive face and black, bobbed hair, maybe As in her bra. She was welcoming and spoke good English, she wasn't pushy for the sale and went to fetch the other girl without quibble. "Melanie" turned out to be Laura, slimmer, 20s going 30s, crooked, stained teeth, smiley, highlighted hair below the shoulders, 5'2"ish, slimmer than Gia but also not noticeable busty. Friendly and not pushy but not doing it for me in a pre-weathered way.
Moved on.
Nice, rain-free interlude crossing Richmond park and then bee-lined on to Surbiton/Tolworth.
Tried calling most of the Gumtree ads for the Surbiton area, got through to Infinity with only one lady working. Kept an eye out for the others as I made my way down the Ewell Rd and an ear for any callbacks. Parking up for Infinity I spotted
Busaba (as posted above by Muff licker
) and decided to check out its legit Thai looking premises. The door was on a chain so waited for an answer. The busty matron SJ mentioned answered the door and I was VERY interested. "Vicky" is the manageress, just over 5", late 40s if not older judging by her tanned and weathered face that was probably a head-turner in her prime. A good figure with only a few aged pounds on a tight little package. The chebs looked a very healthy DD+ on her petiteness. She was business like but friendly as she welcomed me in and offered a massage. 30 was paid for 30 with the option to extend. Shown into a clean room with shower cubicle, a sturdy massage table and ceiling-mounted hand rails. Good decor in keeping with a legit set-up.
She left me to get undressed and barely batted an eyelid when she returned to my nakedness on the table. Covered me in a towel and began massage. I hadn't seen her re-enter so only noted she'd removed her trousers when her bare legs brushed my arms as she moved about me, she was in cut-off denim shorts. I didn't try touching but she seemed untroubled if she brushed her soft, smooth legs against me. She was friendly as we chatted during her work. She got up on table and walked my back, she not too heavy for that. She is a very competent masseuse and worked my tensions hard with elbows and one of those smooth, wooden implements to save her thumbs and knuckles. I was all settled in for a proper Thai un-knotting when she started working my glutes and the ministrations became a little unguarded about glancing my undercarriage, I shifted appreciatively and she continued to tease me. She worked my legs before returning to tease me further. On the flip she left the towel off and hand-signalled for HR and the amount, she wanted 30, but sadly wouldn't do b2b for more. Foolishly I declined (I should've tried to see if boobs could be unleashed), will return for the massage and prospects.
Pat was in reception, another Thai matron who was also friendly but podgier and not as pretty as Vicky.
I headed for
Infinity just across the mentioned junction on Raeburn Ave, seeking release but alas the one lady was just about to treat someone. She was a masked 40+ Chinese (crows feet and texture of skin), bobbed hair dried from regular colouring had chestnut tints on black, slim, well-dressed to match the posh salon presentation of the uncluttered reception, probably no more than As in her bra. Business-like rather than temptingly friendly.
Round the corner on the main shopping drag I also found
Springtouch , their ad is
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I was greeted by the lone therapist in a white lab coat, 40s, masked, friendly with good English but not alluring or pretty enough to stay for the offered 30 for 30 (45 for 60), she was very pleasant and un-pushy and said the ladies change regularly across the days and weeks. Pretty sure extras were on the menu just by the way she described the operation. She said she was moving on soon. The place is a TCM with typical glass counter, Chinese medicines arrayed aplenty on the high shelves in reception and an otherwise tired clinical decor. Room she showed me was spacious, had a shower and a sturdy massage table.
Still seeking release I headed off in search of Shankiy's
Iysh-cream parlour
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Been meaning to try this pace for years after the reviews. The ad changes to indicate who is supposedly working each day. I was after "Furiko" wondering if Japanese would really be true. Called and a Japanese accented youthful voice answered and directed me to the shop. Reception is decked out like a tiny ice-cream parlour with cartoon pictures on the walls, very Japanese in feel. "Furiko" is a 20-something Japanese who was masked but is cute of face, 5'5"+ and slender of body with Bs topped by dark brown pastilles. A very pleasant manner with good English. Slender, soft-skinned legs and a pert bottom barely hidden my the tube dress she was wearing.
Sadly all this promise was undone as she wanted 50 for a nude HR with no access below that only came to light as she undressed. Declined and settled for an otherwise unskilled, ineffectual massage for 30 after she put her underwear back on. Will be back to try other ladies.
There is another Chinese TCM opposite Iysh but couldn't contact them to enquire and didn't stop to try.
No other callbacks so checked the map and realised I wasn't far from
DST on Kingston Rd so headed there.
Bina was on duty, 5'2"ish, 40s Chinese, pleasant and pretty with good English. A few extra pounds on the tum and Bs in her bra. 30 for 30 and confirmed b2b for 40 before the start. She has some massage skills but we quickly transitioned to naked after just a little shoulder work. Her oily handwork was practised, her bodyslides ok, diddling to the outside and a few fleeting fingertips in but she otherwise rebuffed anything deeper and no RO. Responsive dark nips (cm+ long ciggy ends). Lengthy, tireless, oily wank (as no extra mileage offered) finally did the trick. Prob a distant plan B whilst checking out the untried Surbiton offerings.
Arse of a train ride back so need to find a quicker route to the area.
