My return punt after long layoff due to COVID and was looking to scratch that MAJOR itch. Left the establishment irritated and wish I went elsewhere. 

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Location - Angel - Duncan Street - Relatively discreet entrance. Went by car and parked on permit zone on a Saturday.

Paid - £50 1hr relaxing + £50 for naked hand relief… 

Comms - No problems here booked an hour in advance over the phone.

Girl - named “um um Nana” (recycled name I’m assuming) Girl next door type, Chinese, Mid 20s, slim (not skinny) with glasses and very polite. Masked throughout. English was decent and wasn’t shy to engage in conversation.

Slim (not skinny) with maybe bcup breasts with nice perky nipples.

Works Tuesdays Wednesday and Saturdays

I liked what I saw but that’s as good as it got.

Massage - What proceeded was a boney relaxing massage for 35 minutes, seemed a bit rushed (probably eager to leave 25mins for the “happy” part) - for this reason I didn’t mind the shit massage at the start, and was quietly excited about what “ could” follow.

Massaged face down first, boney pressure and not very relaxing. Nothing really to report here but thank fuck I didn’t ask her for deep tissue  :scare Can you imagine?? No CC swipes but she didn’t shy from that area.

She said she had 3 months experience before lockdown and 1 month after lockdown - it showed. I of course peppered her with compliments thinking it may help me with my negotiation later, it didn’t. 

Asked to flip at 35mins in and I was hard - wouldn’t have taken much tbh after over a year out  . She giggled and asked if I wanted extra. £80 for naked hand relief! Dafuq? Does not do B2B and I doubt she does FS.

Rock took over of my head, but I wanted to get her naked.. negotiated down to £50 for naked hand relief (normally I would never pay more than £50 for B2B!). I thought screw it, as a one off.

She turned the lights very dim, could barely see at first, took her clothes off and started the “sensual”massage, firstly my legs working her way up. As she got within range, I tried to gently stroke her leg/buttocks. Before I could make any contact she leapt away like I was carrying a plague  “No touching, You will Need to pay the full £80 for that” like I was the dumbest person in the room… I was! 

Now Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve never had to negotiate for light touching, Attempted to sweet talk but she was rigid with her “price plan.” I wasn’t in the mood for arguing or renegotiating,  so I let her continue without the touching. Came shortly from the HR, but this time I wanted my hour to finish already.

She washed her hands and asked if I wanted a head massage. Sure, what she gave felt like knuckles digging into your head for 3mins. Massage done at the 50min mark. Thank fuck, I wanted it finish 10mins before.

She left the room,  I took a shower and realised that she was so eager to wash her hands that she hadn’t cleaned me up after the HR. I couldn’t help laugh as I washed myself off  My worst massage without doubt.

She came back in to tidy whilst waiting for her tip. I quickly paid up before I got dressed, so she would leave again and I don’t have to engage in anymore chitchat with this <enter your own word here>  lol.

I won’t be back! A first for me where I had all a shit massage and shit extras and ripped off…

The only positive I can give is that we had a decent chat, both comfortable. Maybe too much chat...

I’ve seen here that this place has slipped in recent years… too right! My first experience here I got a B2B, mutual massage and an assisted shower at the end for £40!!

Think this girl needs to find a new profession and I need another hobby smh.

QI in Angel used to be a place I would visit very frequently a few years back. A superb selection of girls, all personally trained by the owner, Lina. The price was £40 for a quality 1hr deep tissue massage. For an additional 20 notes, a happy ending or 40 quid extra for a fully nude B2B massage with HE. I often took advantage of the 2hr special for £80 which included 30 mins in the IR sauna and a 30 minute body scrub.

I had a couple of bad experiences there and never returned. I've heard several reports that the quality has gone down considerably and prices have gone up - probably a change of management

Generally a lot of these massage shops are a rip off now days for extras. You pay 40~50 for a decent deep tissue massage and then add 50% of that for a quick 5 minute rub & tug.

QI in Angel used to be a place I would visit very frequently a few years back. A superb selection of girls, all personally trained by the owner, Lina. The price was £40 for a quality 1hr deep tissue massage. For an additional 20 notes, a happy ending or 40 quid extra for a fully nude B2B massage with HE. I often took advantage of the 2hr special for £80 which included 30 mins in the IR sauna and a 30 minute body scrub.

I had a couple of bad experiences there and never returned. I've heard several reports that the quality has gone down considerably and prices have gone up - probably a change of management

Generally a lot of these massage shops are a rip off now days for extras. You pay 40~50 for a decent deep tissue massage and then add 50% of that for a quick 5 minute rub & tug.

Agreed. I wouldn’t nearly half as annoyed if the massage was good. I think I’ll stick with Thai from now on for a lucky dip, unless I’m tempted by someone’s recommendation. Generally much more reliable massage although I find they’re more rigid with their extras…

Used to go there, as well as the Highbury branch years ago. There used to be a decent turnover of girls, some kinda hot and some more or less giving, a real YMMV situation. But recently, even before the pandemic, the quality of girls has dropped massively and a few started asking for sums that would make you wonder if it's April fool's day!
After one particular incident, where a less than plain girl wanted £90 for B3B, I turned my back on the place.