London massage shop mini reviews

[Ajay248]

Sorry, first time posting so my apologies for not giving enough detail on Thai Mint  I have had HE for 40. B2B pricey, was asked for 100, though it’s not something I’m so bothered by.  Massages are generally very good, professional, so extras really are extra, worth a trip for a massage and nothing else frankly speaking. They are popular - there was a husband and wife before me the other week (different rooms as they are only small rooms). Good idea to book as I have seen walk-ups turned away during the weekend when they didn’t phone ahead, they get busy.

I think Emma works M W F Sat. Jessie and Leanne work Sat Sun and during the week, not sure about which weekdays. Jessie and Emma have been there a while, the other ladies do rotate a bit but are all good. Friendly bunch. Haven’t had a bad experience, discounting when I have forgot to ask for the massage to be not too firm as I can’t hack the really deep tissue sports massage!

Haven’t been to the Chinese place up the road.

[goodmans]

What is Emma like in looks  in body and age

[y101y]

Glad you had a good turn, you overpaid by at least 20 so try to save yourself some readies next visit.
Heard some rumblings that she may be putting other girls out perhaps because she's less massage and more "filth" 
Would be a shame if the others start upping prices or getting shirty.  If any of you are seeing the others please update us.

I’m not sure 70 for FS with a black masseuse is dramatic overpayment but you may be right. She actually asked for 100 to start but I just laughed at that. Ended up at 70 during the negotiation. I might’ve been able to get it down another 10 without spoiling the mood but just didn’t seem worth it. The punt included oral without, reverse oral, and CIM so all in all decent value I think. She also offered anal play in both directions but that’s not my thing.

Not surprised to hear your comments on grumblings from other girls. While I was showering I heard her having an argument with receptionist Hannah.

My guess is she won’t be there long. If anyone’s interested in seeing her you’d better go sooner rather than later!

[sparkus]

Sorry, first time posting so my apologies for not giving enough detail on Thai Mint  I have had HE for 40. B2B pricey, was asked for 100, though it’s not something I’m so bothered by.  Massages are generally very good, professional, so extras really are extra, worth a trip for a massage and nothing else frankly speaking. They are popular - there was a husband and wife before me the other week (different rooms as they are only small rooms). Good idea to book as I have seen walk-ups turned away during the weekend when they didn’t phone ahead, they get busy.

I think Emma works M W F Sat. Jessie and Leanne work Sat Sun and during the week, not sure about which weekdays. Jessie and Emma have been there a while, the other ladies do rotate a bit but are all good. Friendly bunch. Haven’t had a bad experience, discounting when I have forgot to ask for the massage to be not too firm as I can’t hack the really deep tissue sports massage!

Haven’t been to the Chinese place up the road.

80-100 seems to be quite standard pricing for Zone 1 now

[Ajay248]

Hugeadmirer - sorry, don’t remember a Wicky.
Goodmans - Emma is an attractive MILF (30s?), but a mite stern. Jessie is younger.  Sorry, don’t remember a Kim.
Sparkus - I’m no great negotiator, not pushy, so expect more could be had for less on B2B. I think Jessie would negotiate. I wasn’t fussed. When extras have been offered they haven’t been pushy about them either. Not all have offered more than HE.

There was occasionally a Nancy, who said she worked elsewhere but was working a bit at at Thai Mint, before the lockdown, to help out her friend (not sure if she meant the owner). She gave a great sensual massage.
Lin gave a wonderful massage, had a great body, was a bit shy - no clothes removal unless she trusted you. Shame she left. 

I’m not in the area all that often so don’t see the place day in day out.  But when I’m down there I tend to go there as it’s reliable. Have also tried the Chinese one by Holborn Health First about 18 months ago which was great, although work hasn’t taken me round there recently. Learned the hard way to avoid tourist traps by Shaftesbury Avenue as pricey and pushy.

[LLPunting]

I’m not sure 70 for FS with a black masseuse is dramatic overpayment but you may be right. She actually asked for 100 to start but I just laughed at that. Ended up at 70 during the negotiation. I might’ve been able to get it down another 10 without spoiling the mood but just didn’t seem worth it. The punt included oral without, reverse oral, and CIM so all in all decent value I think. She also offered anal play in both directions but that’s not my thing.

Not surprised to hear your comments on grumblings from other girls. While I was showering I heard her having an argument with receptionist Hannah.

My guess is she won’t be there long. If anyone’s interested in seeing her you’d better go sooner rather than later!

Thanks for the deets 

Yup 60 would've sealed the deal 
They've had English Black girls there before at the usual price point so she's definitely taking the biscuit, much like the young, slim, English black girl from a while back, who didn't last long when she tried the same over-charging.
Asking for 100 up front is way out of order in that place, sounds like she's getting greedy and causing ructions.

Arguing with Hannah?  Jeez, of all the girls to pick a fight with, she's so quiet, that can't be good.

Did you over-run by any chance?  Liza has been pretty awful at time keeping.

[y101y]

Thanks for the deets 

Yup 60 would've sealed the deal 
They've had English Black girls there before at the usual price point so she's definitely taking the biscuit, much like the young, slim, English black girl from a while back, who didn't last long when she tried the same over-charging.
Asking for 100 up front is way out of order in that place, sounds like she's getting greedy and causing ructions.

Arguing with Hannah?  Jeez, of all the girls to pick a fight with, she's so quiet, that can't be good.

Did you over-run by any chance?  Liza has been pretty awful at time keeping.

Funny you ask about over run. With about 15 min to go and just after I’d popped, she said “I wasn’t paying attention, what time did you start?”  Haha, I could’ve taken advantage but told her the truth as frankly I was ready to go. She gave me another 10 min of rubbing (nothing special) then a quick shower.

Yeah, Hannah is pleasant. I think the argument was about Lisa taking too many fag breaks.

[LLPunting]

Funny you ask about over run. With about 15 min to go and just after I’d popped, she said “I wasn’t paying attention, what time did you start?”  Haha, I could’ve taken advantage but told her the truth as frankly I was ready to go. She gave me another 10 min of rubbing (nothing special) then a quick shower.

Yeah, Hannah is pleasant. I think the argument was about Lisa taking too many fag breaks.

Was there any kissing?  Did she have (heavy) smoker's breath?

[y101y]

Was there any kissing?  Did she have (heavy) smoker's breath?

Light kissing and don’t think smokers breath was too bad. Slight smell when I was going down on her though. Not too bad.

[Shades]

not strictly a massage, but i went into me and you spa last night for a waxing. Usually have a happy ending afterwards. That is usually an additional 20, but price has now gone up to 30....I did not enquire if the other prices have changes as well.

[Tedbandy]

Extra 30? They are taking the piss now.

Bet their infamous tantric is about 500 for the hour too!

[Horizontal pleasures]

not strictly a massage, but i went into me and you spa last night for a waxing. Usually have a happy ending afterwards. That is usually an additional 20, but price has now gone up to 30....I did not enquire if the other prices have changes as well.

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[Shades]

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yes it is

[Barbool]

"Rose Wellbeing"
Rickmansworth High Street
Adverts easy to find on gumtree

My first review, so apologies in advance and I'm not sure if you even consider this to be London or not. I've visited this place a few times recently ever since I noticed they were open again in mid-July. I'd been once or twice last year as well when on a recce to find good places. You can see on the street view app of your choice that it's an actual shop on a busy street, so be warned.

This review might be skewed by the fact that I've become a repeat customer, service level may vary. The girl I have seen most is called Lisa. She was there last year and she even recognised me so the staff here may well be long term. She is Chinese, very affectionate with lots of smiles. Seems to work every weekend. Age wise, I'd say late twenties, early thirties. She's quite cute, nice tits, maybe 5 ft tall but a bit chubby. On my last visit, I got body to body, some oral, reverse oral, hand relief and even foot stuff once she'd cottoned on to the fact that I was in to it. She even initiated some quite deep kissing and, to top it off, got in the shower with me after all was finished.

Cost: £45 for the hour paid at the front desk + £60 for the extras paid to the girl.
Access: About 5 minutes walk from the tube station, free parking in the M&S across the road. Council car park right next door to that with free parking after 5.30 pm.
Room(s): Two available, one very big with two massage tables and lots of space, one small with barely enough room for her to walk around the table.
Comms: Need to book by phone, no guarantee of an answer by text

Overall I'd say this is my current favourite place to visit. I wish it were not so far away for me to drive to and it is a fair way out of the city, but it's worth it in my opinion.

[Wankingdead]

Agree about liza or Lisa at Skyline I heard that management is not happy with her ciggy and food breaks, also seem to meet dodgy characters outside the shop, not sure what is involved. Services are extremely filthy to tge point it might be of putting. Some hygiene issues and of corse the over pricing. Won’t last long

[sparkus]

"Rose Wellbeing"
Rickmansworth High Street
Adverts easy to find on gumtree

My first review, so apologies in advance and I'm not sure if you even consider this to be London or not. I've visited this place a few times recently ever since I noticed they were open again in mid-July. I'd been once or twice last year as well when on a recce to find good places. You can see on the street view app of your choice that it's an actual shop on a busy street, so be warned.

This review might be skewed by the fact that I've become a repeat customer, service level may vary. The girl I have seen most is called Lisa. She was there last year and she even recognised me so the staff here may well be long term. She is Chinese, very affectionate with lots of smiles. Seems to work every weekend. Age wise, I'd say late twenties, early thirties. She's quite cute, nice tits, maybe 5 ft tall but a bit chubby. On my last visit, I got body to body, some oral, reverse oral, hand relief and even foot stuff once she'd cottoned on to the fact that I was in to it. She even initiated some quite deep kissing and, to top it off, got in the shower with me after all was finished.

Cost: £45 for the hour paid at the front desk + £60 for the extras paid to the girl.
Access: About 5 minutes walk from the tube station, free parking in the M&S across the road. Council car park right next door to that with free parking after 5.30 pm.
Room(s): Two available, one very big with two massage tables and lots of space, one small with barely enough room for her to walk around the table.
Comms: Need to book by phone, no guarantee of an answer by text

Overall I'd say this is my current favourite place to visit. I wish it were not so far away for me to drive to and it is a fair way out of the city, but it's worth it in my opinion.

Thanks for the intel. It's in Herts but on the tube (I've walked past a few times) so useful in this thread. Repeat visiting is usually rewarded by GFE and assisted showers.

Perennial question: her rack?

[Barbool]

Not very big, but she's not flat either. Appreciable.

[stampjones]

Cheers barbool. I always wanted to go to rickmansworth since I saw the name in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and now I have a reason to!

[sparkus]

Cheers barbool. I always wanted to go to rickmansworth since I saw the name in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and now I have a reason to!

Thanks Barbool.  Maybe worth a pot luck stab anyway.

Rickmansworth I recall more from Monty Python, for some reason (Eric Idle saying "Rickmannnnnsworth").  Not a bad day out on the train for a few pints in beer gardens there and the neighbouring towns in summer.  Keep meaning to do that and try out that strip pub up there.

[LLPunting]

"Rose Wellbeing"
Rickmansworth High Street
Adverts easy to find on gumtree

My first review, so apologies in advance and I'm not sure if you even consider this to be London or not. I've visited this place a few times recently ever since I noticed they were open again in mid-July. I'd been once or twice last year as well when on a recce to find good places. You can see on the street view app of your choice that it's an actual shop on a busy street, so be warned.

This review might be skewed by the fact that I've become a repeat customer, service level may vary. The girl I have seen most is called Lisa. She was there last year and she even recognised me so the staff here may well be long term. She is Chinese, very affectionate with lots of smiles. Seems to work every weekend. Age wise, I'd say late twenties, early thirties. She's quite cute, nice tits, maybe 5 ft tall but a bit chubby. On my last visit, I got body to body, some oral, reverse oral, hand relief and even foot stuff once she'd cottoned on to the fact that I was in to it. She even initiated some quite deep kissing and, to top it off, got in the shower with me after all was finished.

Cost: £45 for the hour paid at the front desk + £60 for the extras paid to the girl.
Access: About 5 minutes walk from the tube station, free parking in the M&S across the road. Council car park right next door to that with free parking after 5.30 pm.
Room(s): Two available, one very big with two massage tables and lots of space, one small with barely enough room for her to walk around the table.
Comms: Need to book by phone, no guarantee of an answer by text

Overall I'd say this is my current favourite place to visit. I wish it were not so far away for me to drive to and it is a fair way out of the city, but it's worth it in my opinion.

Thanks for the intel, why not post this as an "official" review?

[LLPunting]

Agree about liza or Lisa at Skyline I heard that management is not happy with her ciggy and food breaks, also seem to meet dodgy characters outside the shop, not sure what is involved. Services are extremely filthy to tge point it might be of putting. Some hygiene issues and of corse the over pricing. Won’t last long

So how much did you pay and what kinds of filth have you been getting from her? 

[emmapunton]

So how much did you pay and what kinds of filth have you been getting from her? 

Hi. I saw her on Sat. Good deepthroat, but straight into the hardsell of FS for 100. She rims which is nice and rare. But dear god, did her fanny smell. Like a fish mongers with a power cut. Paid 60 for a bj and rim. CIM also.

[sparkus]

Hi. I saw her on Sat. Good deepthroat, but straight into the hardsell of FS for 100. She rims which is nice and rare. But dear god, did her fanny smell. Like a fish mongers with a power cut. Paid 60 for a bj and rim. CIM also.

Bear in mind that Clair was doing CIM (but not rim, which is shop rare) for £40.

A whiffy fanny would have me just wanting a naked HJ to cut losses.

[stampjones]

Thanks Barbool.  Maybe worth a pot luck stab anyway.

Rickmansworth I recall more from Monty Python, for some reason (Eric Idle saying "Rickmannnnnsworth").  Not a bad day out on the train for a few pints in beer gardens there and the neighbouring towns in summer.  Keep meaning to do that and try out that strip pub up there.

Obviously its an inspiration for comedy gold!

[emmapunton]

Bear in mind that Clair was doing CIM (but not rim, which is shop rare) for £40.

A whiffy fanny would have me just wanting a naked HJ to cut losses.

I never saw Claire so not sure on her prices but thanks for the advice. A whiffy fanny is a mood killer for me tbh. Anti viagra in effect.

[sparkus]

I never saw Claire so not sure on her prices but thanks for the advice. A whiffy fanny is a mood killer for me tbh. Anti viagra in effect.

Yeah, I've ended punts there and then on encountering it.

[Tedbandy]

Haha im too much of a gent for that awkward convo.

Sorry but your fanny stinks of salmon sashimi..

[No None Sense]

Elite spa Finchley road
Have tried almost every girl there in the last 2-3 weeks. they all charge £50 for naked crap B2B massage and a HR. very disappointing. No one sexy or professional enough.
probably OK for a normal massage and Hammam but crap at extra services

[LLPunting]

Elite spa Finchley road
Have tried almost every girl there in the last 2-3 weeks. they all charge £50 for naked crap B2B massage and a HR. very disappointing. No one sexy or professional enough.
probably OK for a normal massage and Hammam but crap at extra services

Thanks for the intel 
They hadn't opened when I last passed SC, shame they turned out to be so crap.  Have you tried the small massage "boutique" in the side street on the same side of the road as Elite, it's off the reception of a gym/health club I think?  Tiny cubby of a reception and possibly staffed by Chinese.  I didn't try the shy, 20-something I met there as she seemed a little too likely to scream with fear.

[LLPunting]

Haha im too much of a gent for that awkward convo.

Sorry but your fanny stinks of salmon sashimi..

Fresh salmon sashimi is totally innocuous and delicious, days old sweating on a counter would be rank and covered in flies.  Don't be disrespecting all sashimi.

[LLPunting]

Hi. I saw her on Sat. Good deepthroat, but straight into the hardsell of FS for 100. She rims which is nice and rare. But dear god, did her fanny smell. Like a fish mongers with a power cut. Paid 60 for a bj and rim. CIM also.

Ooof! 
Thanks for the health warning update.  Won't be trying her again anytime soon then.  Any other new girls in?
Now we get why she's taking all the fag breaks, saves on mouthwash after all the stogies she's been smokin'.   

[No None Sense]

Fresh salmon sashimi is totally innocuous and delicious, days old sweating on a counter would be rank and covered in flies.  Don't be disrespecting all sashimi.

I have but not recently. There was a beautiful Chinese girl who I fucked 3-4 times last year for 40-50 pound which was unbelievable but she left and they closed. After that twice with another Chinese girl who was crap both times. Apparently they have never been successful as a hairdresser or massage shop.

[No None Sense]

Thanks for the intel 
They hadn't opened when I last passed SC, shame they turned out to be so crap.  Have you tried the small massage "boutique" in the side street on the same side of the road as Elite, it's off the reception of a gym/health club I think?  Tiny cubby of a reception and possibly staffed by Chinese.  I didn't try the shy, 20-something I met there as she seemed a little too likely to scream with fear.

I have but not recently. There was a beautiful Chinese girl who I fucked 3-4 times last year for 40-50 pound which was unbelievable but she left and they closed. After that twice with another Chinese girl who was crap both times. Apparently they have never been successful as a hairdresser or massage shop.

[Kensingtonboy]

Back to usual place Herbal Clinic Cricklewood last week for one hour with Roza/rosa, the place is much reviewed so I won’t elaborate.  Rosa is probably early 20s size 8, slim and toned, straight hair and very pretty to my eye tipped off with a perfect pair of B cups on a slim frame.  What made this encounter worth a mention is after the more than adequate massage was a slow and very sensual fully naked H/R which was worth the £40 extra.  No rushing slow with hots of ball play while I stroked her erect nipples.  Happy for access to tits and arse but as often the case with herbal clinic gently guided away from pussy when hands wandered.  Even with limited extras this one is FIT and good value.

Lots of new girls on the rota at the moment, will try and get a few more reviews on the board.  Perhaps I will be able to get away with a bit more - still looking for that unicorn (fit as Rosa, great massage and followed by BJ for £90 all in). The search continues

[sparkus]

Back to usual place Herbal Clinic Cricklewood last week for one hour with Roza/rosa, the place is much reviewed so I won’t elaborate.  Rosa is probably early 20s size 8, slim and toned, straight hair and very pretty to my eye tipped off with a perfect pair of B cups on a slim frame.  What made this encounter worth a mention is after the more than adequate massage was a slow and very sensual fully naked H/R which was worth the £40 extra.  No rushing slow with hots of ball play while I stroked her erect nipples.  Happy for access to tits and arse but as often the case with herbal clinic gently guided away from pussy when hands wandered.  Even with limited extras this one is FIT and good value.

Lots of new girls on the rota at the moment, will try and get a few more reviews on the board.  Perhaps I will be able to get away with a bit more - still looking for that unicorn (fit as Rosa, great massage and followed by BJ for £90 all in). The search continues

Other than my disasterous visit to the Indian, my only other time was when there were only two girls available to choose from, both miserable cows.  I asked for money back and split.  How usual is the full/almost full line up to pick from if you've been more than a few times?

[Juulesy]

Back to usual place Herbal Clinic Cricklewood last week for one hour with Roza/rosa, the place is much reviewed so I won’t elaborate.  Rosa is probably early 20s size 8, slim and toned, straight hair and very pretty to my eye tipped off with a perfect pair of B cups on a slim frame.  What made this encounter worth a mention is after the more than adequate massage was a slow and very sensual fully naked H/R which was worth the £40 extra.  No rushing slow with hots of ball play while I stroked her erect nipples.  Happy for access to tits and arse but as often the case with herbal clinic gently guided away from pussy when hands wandered.  Even with limited extras this one is FIT and good value.

Lots of new girls on the rota at the moment, will try and get a few more reviews on the board.  Perhaps I will be able to get away with a bit more - still looking for that unicorn (fit as Rosa, great massage and followed by BJ for £90 all in). The search continues

Thanks for the review.  I finally managed to venture out last week since lockdown and was feeling cautious about the new roster as well.  Was in need of a proper, firm massage so went for the German Johanna, advertised as 27.  Looks older, no younger than 30s certainly, very average in looks dept but not a total boner killer.  But the half hour massage did untie some knots so can't complain about the quality of the massage.  The girl I saw at the counter fits your description of Roza and I knew straightaway I'd be seeing her soon.  As has been mentioned, it is such as shame about the limited services on offer.

[Kensingtonboy]

In response to earlier question I do get to pop in in off peak times, sometimes quite early in the day or mid afternoon when things are quiet.  I really like the fact they they will sit you down in the room and bring in each girl to say hello (often had the choice of 4-5 girls) generally I pick the hottest and hope for the best on service and extras. Tend not to see same girl more that once or twice if very good.  Just occurred to me that I have got close to the unicorn in the past with the infamous Brazilian Tara at skyline. One hour consisting of 1/3 good massage 1/3 very erotic massage and 1/3 of my cock in her throat.  She should train all the girls at these places, how fantastic would that be! 

[y101y]

In response to earlier question I do get to pop in in off peak times, sometimes quite early in the day or mid afternoon when things are quiet.  I really like the fact they they will sit you down in the room and bring in each girl to say hello (often had the choice of 4-5 girls) generally I pick the hottest and hope for the best on service and extras. Tend not to see same girl more that once or twice if very good.  Just occurred to me that I have got close to the unicorn in the past with the infamous Brazilian Tara at skyline. One hour consisting of 1/3 good massage 1/3 very erotic massage and 1/3 of my cock in her throat.  She should train all the girls at these places, how fantastic would that be!

Tara was special. Looks, attitude and service. If only she did full service...

[Solran]

Called skyline today, no news on Tara returning unfortunately! Today’s offerings were Sonya Thai and Layla Argentinian. No names for tomorrow as yet.

[Tedbandy]

Fresh salmon sashimi is totally innocuous and delicious, days old sweating on a counter would be rank and covered in flies.  Don't be disrespecting all sashimi.

Apologies sashimi connoisseur!

Serves me right, I dont even know what sashimi is I just thought it sounded proper stinky.

[TheBase]

I was reading some of you guys' reviews on Thai Mint, so I thought I'd check it out for an hour.

I saw Emma. Hands down message I have had in a while. (i almost stopped going to Asian massage places as they have been shit since lockdown).
Emma looked decent, with a nice pair of melons and a big ass for a thai women. I can tell she is experienced when it comes to massage as she uses the same techniques the legit massage parlors use. And for smaller women, she knows how to apply a good amount of pressure.

Hj (£30) at the end, nothing special but better than most I've had in the last few months. Do you guys know if Emma or Jessie offers FS, i should have asked FFS.

[y101y]

I was reading some of you guys' reviews on Thai Mint, so I thought I'd check it out for an hour.

I saw Emma. Hands down message I have had in a while. (i almost stopped going to Asian massage places as they have been shit since lockdown).
Emma looked decent, with a nice pair of melons and a big ass for a thai women. I can tell she is experienced when it comes to massage as she uses the same techniques the legit massage parlors use. And for smaller women, she knows how to apply a good amount of pressure.

Hj (£30) at the end, nothing special but better than most I've had in the last few months. Do you guys know if Emma or Jessie offers FS, i should have asked FFS.

I didn’t have a great experience there first time but posts like this remind me I need to give it another shot.

[sparkus]

I didn’t have a great experience there first time but posts like this remind me I need to give it another shot.

Yes but a pair of "melons" (especially on a Thai) could be bolt-ons and a big ass could just = fat.  Review wasn't exactly full of details but fairs, he only had clothed HE?

[sparkus]

Recent East London recce, usual path dependency route working up into town.

Debden Chinese Clinic - rocked up, paid my 25 to indifferent male 'doctor' and laid face down on the table.  In walks a granny in a tracksuit dress, my face turns ashen.  Massage isn't neither good nor bad and on the flip when asked I say "No" to her chagrin.  Why do I even think this place will ever deliver the goods?

South Woodford Clinic - two ladies on, one would have been quite attractive in her youth but is now too wizened for me, whereas the actually younger colleague is a stick in a baggy cocktail dress.  Pass.

Zen Leytonstone - also two staff on, one a skanky middle aged women in a floral dress which shows her non-existent assets, the other I ummed and arred on as she had some curves to her calves, the blackest eyes ever, a hint of bosom and a bob.  But I remembered I'd turned on my heels and walked from her before so trusted my instincts here and also made excuses to leave.

River Kwai up the road seem to be chasing the post-lockdown legit dollar for female treatments as all staff sighted are plain and dumpy, I lucked out before lockdown in sighting one on her way to work wearing leggings which showed her sizeable arse and a zipped hoody suggesting firm pair.

[goodmans]

I didn’t have a great experience there first time but posts like this remind me I need to give it another shot.
You want get fs there b2b is mist you get

[londonhas]

Speaking of treat well, any other providers via that site?

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[PatrickCarnes]

Chirama - Turnpike Lane

Herbal Chinese shop with massage rooms. Girls are dressed semi tartily sitting in reception. Been there 3 times since end of lockdown and regularly before.

Jenni, Chinese, 20s, flabby body but great C cup knockers, fairly attractive face. Great massage, felt great, cc swipes and reach arounds turned me on. B2B and happy ending £40. Simulated humping stabbing my cock into her inner thigh.

Amy, Chinese, 30s, good looking body but I only took an extra £20 in with me for hand relief. If I had £40 on me I would have gone for B2B, in fact she was miffed that I didn't want B2B and the temperature in the room cooled when I told her I was only going for HE. Up until then there was plenty of banter and sexy touches with the massage. She also walked on my back using the hand rail attached to the ceiling which was a painful but welcome experience. Asked to see her face quickly from behind the mask and she was moderately attractive.

3rd girl I've been told has gone home so won't bother reviewing but was good, paid an extra tenner for RO which was a delight.

Would love to fuck some of these girls but have always been refused.

Hours massage is £45. Have tried ringing their landline on the website several times but has only been picked up once. Usually I just walk in to see who's there.

[PatrickCarnes]

Haha im too much of a gent for that awkward convo.

Sorry but your fanny stinks of salmon sashimi..

Told a civvy once that her fanny smelt like rancid bacon. Hardly surprising that a second round wasn't offered.

[joe diddley]

Told a civvy once that her fanny smelt like rancid bacon. Hardly surprising that a second round wasn't offered.

One contributor recently wrote about a fanny that smelt like a "fishmongers in the power cut"

[Absolutman]

and was she as crazy as a bat out of Wuhan?!