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Leelawadee Thai massage - Tulse hill
Called and booked and was greeted upon arrival by a gorgeous looking girl. Early 30s. Bubbly, friendly personality And lovely body. She took the cash, my temperature and showed me to the room. I think I’ve seen her before and if I recall she’s a real pocket rocket but charges a lot for extras and it was a bit hurried. But I could be mistaken.

Anyway lying there looking forward to a massage from her and in come another lady. It’s a dark room and she kind of has a mask on so I don’t really get a chance to see her. massage was alright. She seemed to know what she was doing but there was no rhythm - she’d find a kink, work on it for a few mins and then randomly start massaging another part of my body. No real hint of extras other than some extended inner thigh work and pushing my legs apart when doing stretches. I was horny so on the flip I was semi hard in anticipation of more. She massaged my legs, more inside of my thighs and my lower belly, going under my now risen member. Bit of gooch play and finally asked if I wanted that massaged. I replied yes and she got to work. Didn’t ask about money, just reconfirmed I’d been there before.

She delivered a great HJ. Slow and lots of build up, balls Gooch and hole all enjoyed lots of attention until after approx 20 mins she brought me to a wonderful climax. My favourite part was her big smile and her saying “I like it”. She genuinely seemed to enjoy her work. Nice clean down and post release massage. She leaves the room and still no mention of money so I left her a £30 tip. I liked that she didn’t ask or haggle. Just didn’t her job with joy and Profession. She’s probably mid 40s, pretty enough in a mumsy kinda way but not my cup of tea so didn’t push for anything more

Ps - 10 min after my massage started another punter arrived - I think he’d booked the pocket rocket in advance
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Has anyone been back to organic remedies baker street recently know the schedule?

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Has anyone been back to organic remedies baker street recently know the schedule?

Did you try calling them on your electric talking machine?

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Acuherb Therapy, Ruislip External Link/Members Only
Saw Bina after the review on here. 

Having seen there were two TCMs adjacently in Ruislip, I ventured there on the day I knew Bina would be on and tried my luck at both.  The first is closer to the station (not sure the exact name but on the main street) and had one girl on, fairly young with porcelain skin and make up eyebows, face a little pockmocked but slightly curvy 12 with Bs in a tight white lace dress showing flat midriff.  Would have been OK but I wanted chebs and guaranteed RO so followed the intel to Acuherb.

Bina was the only one on and was free, paid my 30 and in the room, followed by a knock.  I was prepped for her being not particularly attractive but at first glance I didn't see much in the way of chebbage.  She's a little stumpy and mumsy, if anything prim looking (Chinese church fete volunteer basically).  Another wasted journey and cash, I thought to myself.  Worse still, her massage merely consisted of inconsequential rubbing, she didn't ask how I wanted it and just rubbed away slightly to the sound of her Chinese CD.  Then some CCs, then more and a reach under and a whisper.  May as well see what the fuss is about, I thought to myself (no price was mentioned at this point).

Bina disrobes then climbs aboard me, sliding the body up and down for a while before telling me to turn over.  She left the table and immediately oiled up my dick and commenced the not very good HJ.  I had a good suck on the quite full and heavy (very deceptive outfit it turns out) Ds but no titwank was offered and her stubbly vag under a small overhang tum didn't scream 'Lick me' either.  Some aroma throughout, either her lunch or a previous customer.  After the event she left me to it in the room, so I left three tenners on the table for which she should consider herself grateful really.


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Did you try calling them on your electric talking machine?


I will use try use the electric talking machine next week if no one responds. Im more curious than actually wanting to go.

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I see this thread has lapsed back to a handful of regular contributors supplying gen and little other activity other than it being read rather than augmented with new intel.

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I see this thread has lapsed back to a handful of regular contributors supplying gen and little other activity other than it being read rather than augmented with new intel.
Im not sure how many people are actually visiting these places to be fair, though having said that my local seems to always be busy when I pass by. Im on a 1 month seeking experience right now so I’ll no doubt return with fresh reports (of the same old places) when that runs out

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Im not sure how many people are actually visiting these places to be fair, though having said that my local seems to always be busy when I pass by. Im on a 1 month seeking experience right now so I’ll no doubt return with fresh reports (of the same old places) when that runs out

Did several recces in East London while (ahem) working from home, on one day last week every shop I went into was booked up (one at 3pm had no available staff for three hours).  Were they all women getting a legit treatment?

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Did several recces in East London while (ahem) working from home, on one day last week every shop I went into was booked up (one at 3pm had no available staff for three hours).  Were they all women getting a legit treatment?
Well that mirrors what I mentioned so I guess that means they are full of non-ukp blokes or people that dont write reviews. It is a weird thread as it has a much higher reads to writes ratio than most so you’re probably right. Was just trying to think the best of people. Must have turned into a hippy or something during lockdown.

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Well that mirrors what I mentioned so I guess that means they are full of non-ukp blokes or people that dont write reviews. It is a weird thread as it has a much higher reads to writes ratio than most so you’re probably right. Was just trying to think the best of people. Must have turned into a hippy or something during lockdown.

There is that, plus a lot who read this won't actually be members for one reason or another (I suppose if our efforts are valued etc).  Will do another 'sortie' this week and report back :cool:

PS you're the originator of the thread.  You're the like Kwik-E-Mart founder up the mountain, dude :hi:

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Not sure it’s new - if I’m looking at the right one. It’s a nail clinic, right? Saw two chunky Chinese girls in there, didn’t see any signs in window or anywhere else suggesting massage or anything but nail/beauty treatments...

Sorry, didn't spot this at the time but resumed regular recce there and indeed two dumpy matrons in black tunics sighted and no mention of massage on the exterior unlike before.

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Any feedback on Boonsawad Thai & Swedish Massage in Whitechapel/E1? Or is it a TOFTT situation?

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Any feedback on Boonsawad Thai & Swedish Massage in Whitechapel/E1? Or is it a TOFTT situation?

Whereabouts in Whitechapel is it?

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yup - thats the one. Seems the entrance is in the small alley that used to house another - now closed - establishment.

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yup - thats the one. Seems the entrance is in the small alley that used to house another - now closed - establishment.

Open until 2am?! I know I will end up there at some point now :lol:

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Open until 2am?! I know I will end up there at some point now :lol:

haha - I litarally just noticed that as well, and ended up thinking the same :)
Also, what legit place would be open at 2am, so I guess that answers that part of the question...

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Whereabouts in Whitechapel is it?

Near the pub in the corner I think.  The building is owned by some politician.

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Hi all, I have a rare day in London tomorrow and think I'll hit up a few massage venues. I prefer Asian masseuses so am going to go for that. I'll be around thr Baker Street area at first, but will walk my way around London as I have the whole day.

Anyone want me to go try a specific place / masseuse? I'm happy to go try it out and report back. Give me a mission!

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Hi all, I have a rare day in London tomorrow and think I'll hit up a few massage venues. I prefer Asian masseuses so am going to go for that. I'll be around thr Baker Street area at first, but will walk my way around London as I have the whole day.

Anyone want me to go try a specific place / masseuse? I'm happy to go try it out and report back. Give me a mission!

BS is pretty grim and relatively well reported recently.  Try heading over to Paddington to the cluster of places near the station and see what the latest is there.  Not sure if there's much to scratch in Edgware Road.  Could pop up to Swiss Cottage as there were a bunch of places up and down both sides of that drag before lockdown, a couple of spas and posh looking cubbyholes that may be more "accommodating" than they appear but I didn't get a chance to try.
Bunch of places Euston, Kings X, Camden, Mount Pleasant way that haven't been mentioned in a while.
More than enough for a day's pounding (of the pavement).

Thanks for the recce.  GL  :hi:

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Any feedback on Boonsawad Thai & Swedish Massage in Whitechapel/E1? Or is it a TOFTT situation?

Ok - I TOFTT, went for an hours massage (£50). It was delivered by a late 30’s Thai woman, and she did a fantastic job. Really really good massage, in fact I quickly forgot about the potential extras.

I asked for the girls name a few times, but a mix of accent, and the mask, made it too muffled for me to really hear it. She was wearing all black, loose uniform kinda thing, so it is not easy to describe her.

40 mins in, with no signs of shenanigans, she asked if she should massage ‘it’ as well - £30 - I asked if any more was on offer and was told that naked was 50 and b2b was 80...I went for a well delivered HE at 30.

What more... entrance was in the small alley, door open leading straight up to 3rd floor. They had a few girls there. All wearing masks and black clothes.

I may return...


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Ok - I TOFTT, went for an hours massage (£50). It was delivered by a late 30’s Thai woman, and she did a fantastic job. Really really good massage, in fact I quickly forgot about the potential extras.

I asked for the girls name a few times, but a mix of accent, and the mask, made it too muffled for me to really hear it. She was wearing all black, loose uniform kinda thing, so it is not easy to describe her.

40 mins in, with no signs of shenanigans, she asked if she should massage ‘it’ as well - £30 - I asked if any more was on offer and was told that naked was 50 and b2b was 80...I went for a well delivered HE at 30.

What more... entrance was in the small alley, door open leading straight up to 3rd floor. They had a few girls there. All wearing masks and black clothes.

I may return...

Good man!  :drinks:
Did you try negotiating price or was she so bolshie in her muffled state that you were petrified?
Short or tall?
Obviously plump by the way she filled the clothes rather than they were ballooning around her?  How about the chubbiness and age of her exposed features?

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I've also been quoted 80 quid for b2b in central-ish London with no budging on that and claims it's now the going rate.

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I've also been quoted 80 quid for b2b in central-ish London with no budging on that and claims it's now the going rate.

As far out as where?
If that's what the matrons are asking wonder what the pyts along Praed St are demanding?  200?  :wackogirl:

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Good man!  :drinks:
Did you try negotiating price or was she so bolshie in her muffled state that you were petrified?
Short or tall?
Obviously plump by the way she filled the clothes rather than they were ballooning around her?  How about the chubbiness and age of her exposed features?
Her name is Ninja

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As far out as where?
If that's what the matrons are asking wonder what the pyts along Praed St are demanding?  200?  :wackogirl:

Wentworth Street, at both :dash:

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Her name is Ninja

Will you be reviewing?
Cliff Notes version as a preview now?

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Wentworth Street, at both :dash:

Dude!  That's the City so what did you expect!

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Dude!  That's the City so what did you expect!

I've had b2b at 40 in both before.

Had to laugh at the 80 quoted in River Kwai Leytonstone before, not least as she was so offended I wouldn't pay it to see her small pair.

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I have been here about 6 times there a thai girl I have seen about  5 times called yanee she works Sunday you can get b2b and he she bit fit early 30s

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I have been here about 6 times there a thai girl I have seen about  5 times called yanee she works Sunday you can get b2b and he she bit fit early 30s

I suspect you're referring to Siam Thai in Stratford here? :dash:

I've not been in ages but I've never gone with Yanee - bolt-ons, too much make up hiding pockmarks.

What I've emphasised in bold above has no place in a Thai massage review :scare:

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Good man!  :drinks:
Did you try negotiating price or was she so bolshie in her muffled state that you were petrified?
Short or tall?
Obviously plump by the way she filled the clothes rather than they were ballooning around her?  How about the chubbiness and age of her exposed features?
I tried to get b2b for 60, but she said her normal rate was 100...and didn’t budge

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I have only paid 50 every time saw someone else  she wanted 80 so thats why I always  stick  with yanee

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Swung by Elverson Rd to meet CiCi but was met by Tina instead, can't recall if I've bedded her, she's quite attractive with a broad, pale face with petite features and angled chin, mid-40s+, 5'3"ish, quietly welcoming but hiding her figure under a shapeless dress.  B2B confirmed on offer for 40.  Others have mentioned she's quite game on so I would've been happy to give her a try if my appointment at Skyline proved miserable.

Moved on to Skyline and met Lisa the new "South African" girl.  Apparently genuine mid 20s, coffee coloured skin, 5'7", bit of belly on a size 10-12, strong thighs, smallish taut butt, slightly pendulous boobs C/Ds, responsive dark cigar butt nipples that she likes having played with, tattoos.  Lovely smile, apparently sweet, trusting persona, claims to be newish to the game perhaps a bit vulnerable, but it could be a good act.  She's due back 2nd part of this coming week.  Worth a dabble.  40 gets you B2B without quibble.  Massage skills elementary but has a nice touch, CCs turned to a finger running my crack and teasing A-play, reach-unders ok.  No OWO this time, but she suggested massage on her, I gave her RO instead which seemed to be appreciated.  Sank fingers into her melting pussy after some warming up and bumped her up another gear for the finish.   She suggested a condom but I didn't have one so no FS this time (another 20 probably seals that deal).  My turn, HR and breast rubbing nicely done, I gave her clit and pussy more attention with a free hand whilst she popped my cork over her chest.

No mask or gloves worn during encounter.  No symptoms as yet after a week or so.

A welcome positive after such a long hiatus, would return.

Met lisa at skyline recently. Very nice and outgoing girl. Your description was spot on. She was pure filth. Still trying to decide if it was too much or not!  :thumbsup:
70 for FS, massage was so so but the rest was full on. Not sure if I’ll see her again probably.

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I have seen Mona a few weeks back here,thai looking lady around 35-40 years old. Not too much of a looker but massage was reaaly good with loads of cc and ball play before turn the turn around. Quoted £40 for HE and i just laughed,ended up paying £30 for topless HE which was good,good pair of tits on her but it looks like she has some big gut too as well. Says she works Tuesday,Friday and Saturday. I have been to this place a few times,always a good massage but the prices they ask for extras are absurd.

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I am unable to accurately search within threads, so hoping someone in here could help me with a recommendation for the Woolwich area and I'm going to be here for a while

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I suppose one reason this thread is a bit tumbleweed is if anyone is doing recces like me then there's truly nothing doing in shops these days, simply not worth spending the cash.

How come all the "best tits I've seen on a Chinese" are always in far flung West London: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=282454.0

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R clinic wimbledon (haydens road). Judy or Trudy. 25 for 30 mins and 40 for b2b.
Walked in after I blew out in the new malden place. This was my first post lockdown venue so I thought Id try it again.

Girl had facemask on the whole time. I was given hand sanitiser in the room.

Massage was ok. I actually thought at one point it wasnt going to develop but she eased off the pressure and did a couple of cc swipes and we were at the turn. Straight to little stamp and he was soon paying attention. She asked if I wanted b2b. Said sure and she asked me to name a price. Said 40 and off we went.

She’s reasonably small and trim. 30s maybe though even harder to tell with the mask. Nice arse and legs. Natural bush and small, strangely saggy tits but with responsive nips.

B2b for her seemed to mean standing at the side and rubbing her tits on my chest. Declined to climb aboard. Was ok with sucking of nips but crotch was pressed against the bed. Did get some light access which she seemed fine with.
Vigorous tug job had the expected result. Cleaned up in the shower handed over the cash and off I went
 
Ok I guess, but all a bit meh
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Thai Mint near Tower Bridge has re-opened. Jessie and Emma are back. Both are good from pre-lockdown experience but can be too firm on the massage if you don’t tell them that you don’t like it too deep. New lady Leanne from a visit a couple of weeks ago gives a good massage. Be nice and they will be nice back. YMMV. Lin has moved away unfortunately.

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R clinic wimbledon (haydens road). Judy or Trudy. 25 for 30 mins and 40 for b2b.
Walked in after I blew out in the new malden place. This was my first post lockdown venue so I thought Id try it again.

Girl had facemask on the whole time. I was given hand sanitiser in the room.

Massage was ok. I actually thought at one point it wasnt going to develop but she eased off the pressure and did a couple of cc swipes and we were at the turn. Straight to little stamp and he was soon paying attention. She asked if I wanted b2b. Said sure and she asked me to name a price. Said 40 and off we went.

She’s reasonably small and trim. 30s maybe though even harder to tell with the mask. Nice arse and legs. Natural bush and small, strangely saggy tits but with responsive nips.

B2b for her seemed to mean standing at the side and rubbing her tits on my chest. Declined to climb aboard. Was ok with sucking of nips but crotch was pressed against the bed. Did get some light access which she seemed fine with.
Vigorous tug job had the expected result. Cleaned up in the shower handed over the cash and off I went
 
Ok I guess, but all a bit meh

Have you tried the Thai place across the road? I Prefer the girls in there

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Thai Mint near Tower Bridge has re-opened. Jessie and Emma are back. Both are good from pre-lockdown experience but can be too firm on the massage if you don’t tell them that you don’t like it too deep. New lady Leanne from a visit a couple of weeks ago gives a good massage. Be nice and they will be nice back. YMMV. Lin has moved away unfortunately.

What extras have you confirmed from each of these ladies at what cost, particularly the new one?
Saying anything less is basically touting.

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R clinic wimbledon (haydens road). Judy or Trudy. 25 for 30 mins and 40 for b2b.
Walked in after I blew out in the new malden place. This was my first post lockdown venue so I thought Id try it again.

Girl had facemask on the whole time. I was given hand sanitiser in the room.

Massage was ok. I actually thought at one point it wasnt going to develop but she eased off the pressure and did a couple of cc swipes and we were at the turn. Straight to little stamp and he was soon paying attention. She asked if I wanted b2b. Said sure and she asked me to name a price. Said 40 and off we went.

She’s reasonably small and trim. 30s maybe though even harder to tell with the mask. Nice arse and legs. Natural bush and small, strangely saggy tits but with responsive nips.

B2b for her seemed to mean standing at the side and rubbing her tits on my chest. Declined to climb aboard. Was ok with sucking of nips but crotch was pressed against the bed. Did get some light access which she seemed fine with.
Vigorous tug job had the expected result. Cleaned up in the shower handed over the cash and off I went
 
Ok I guess, but all a bit meh

Thanks for the update   :drinks:
Confirms this place as a bit of a clip joint as the girls have always seemed reluctant to perform services in their proper fashion and only reveal the limitations after the money as taken.
One to avoid as there is better to be had in the area given the girls aren't particularly youthful, fit or pretty.

There's another place opposite which is newer but equally unpromising from the lack of looks and enthusiasm on display in reception.  :dash:

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Met lisa at skyline recently. Very nice and outgoing girl. Your description was spot on. She was pure filth. Still trying to decide if it was too much or not!  :thumbsup:
70 for FS, massage was so so but the rest was full on. Not sure if I’ll see her again probably.

Glad you had a good turn, you overpaid by at least 20 so try to save yourself some readies next visit.
Heard some rumblings that she may be putting other girls out perhaps because she's less massage and more "filth"  :unknown:
Would be a shame if the others start upping prices or getting shirty.  If any of you are seeing the others please update us.

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Have you tried the Thai place across the road? I Prefer the girls in there

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Have you tried the Thai place across the road? I Prefer the girls in there
lin was great fit body and great at her massage i haven't  been in there for over a year what are the other  girls like in looks what days they work  at thai  mint

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Thai Mint near Tower Bridge has re-opened. Jessie and Emma are back. Both are good from pre-lockdown experience but can be too firm on the massage if you don’t tell them that you don’t like it too deep. New lady Leanne from a visit a couple of weeks ago gives a good massage. Be nice and they will be nice back. YMMV. Lin has moved away unfortunately.

Wicky was my favourite. I’ve not been since lockdown so not sure if she’s still there

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I was referring to the Thai place across the road from R-Clinic on Hayden Road, Wimbledon.

There’s a Chinese place up the road from Thai mint on tower bridge road if that’s what you mean?

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What is Jessica  and  Emma  like use see lin fit and a good massage do you know  what  days they work i have seen Kim too very good massage looks  no great very good at he for 20 also I have been to the Chinese  place  200 yards up the road there's  a new girl who  works there  Monday  and Thursday  late 30s not bad looking  and a good massage

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Have you tried the Thai place across the road? I Prefer the girls in there
Never even spotted it lol.
Thanks for the tip