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Thanks Bhudda. I'll have a look.

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... different thread for independents ... .. and dont seem to be able to link to it

Here you go: London independents massage b2b mini reviews


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I only had time for a quick 30 minute rub for 30 quid, saw Sally who recognised me from a previous visit. She wears specs, a cup and a little bush. Wanted 50 quid for a naked HE, but I remembered that B2B wasn't that great so just said a normal HE would be fine.  She stripped off anyway, everything was much as I remembered. 
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Initially in my head I saw a chinese lady walking around wearing specs and holding a cup and a bush in her hand  :lol:

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Initially in my head I saw a chinese lady walking around wearing specs and holding a cup and a bush in her hand  :lol:

I thought only blokes wore cups and the worn bush is a merkin.  :unknown:

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Initially in my head I saw a chinese lady walking around wearing specs and holding a cup and a bush in her hand  :lol:

If she had a small bush in her hand, that'd be 'Bonsai', so she would probably be Japanese ...  ;)

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Went to see the Goldern Herb place in Chingford Mount the other day. £40 offer for an hours massage. Rooms were ok. table had minimal padding.

Chinese girl, not to old, good breasts. called herself Coco. DId not ask what days she worked. I saw her on a Sunday.
Massage was good.
Agreed 40 for B2B. She was rubbish at B2B. Was planning on just standing next to be naked, but got her on the bed, but still had no idea what to do. She let me have a good play with her Pussy and got her nice and wet and she would allow 1 finger in. Gave her a bit of RO which she was happy with.
Finished off with a handjob.

Great breasts but a bit overweight. Lack of skills in the B2B were a negative, but fingers and RO made up for it.

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Went to see the Goldern Herb place in Chingford Mount the other day. £40 offer for an hours massage. Rooms were ok. table had minimal padding.

Chinese girl, not to old, good breasts. called herself Coco. DId not ask what days she worked. I saw her on a Sunday.
Massage was good.
Agreed 40 for B2B. She was rubbish at B2B. Was planning on just standing next to be naked, but got her on the bed, but still had no idea what to do. She let me have a good play with her Pussy and got her nice and wet and she would allow 1 finger in. Gave her a bit of RO which she was happy with.
Finished off with a handjob.

Great breasts but a bit overweight. Lack of skills in the B2B were a negative, but fingers and RO made up for it.

Half of London TCM staff are called Coco (or Cici) :sarcastic:
Losing track of the Tinas.

Good spot anyway, we all need chebs and RO, even if with some extra padding.  That place is guaranteed now (the previous shop there of the same name had some legit staff on, especially the owner).

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Any massage shops in london (zones 1/2/3) with a masseuse with a great body, amazing massage, and B2B skills? Don't want to go just for a nice B2B, it should be cherry on top after a great massage as well.

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Any massage shops in london (zones 1/2/3) with a masseuse with a great body, amazing massage, and B2B skills? Don't want to go just for a nice B2B, it should be cherry on top after a great massage as well.

Try reading the thread and numerous reviews because, you know, some people have actually gone to the trouble of writing about such on this site...

Offline RexTBone

Went to Dr Herb in E2 about a week ago.

£30 for 30 minutes.

My ‘therapist’ was an oriental lady, mid 30’s and medium size build.  The massage itself was underwhelming.  Typical back rub to hamstrings and calves with an occasional CC.  She did that fingertip thing near my crotch area, I guess that’s the ‘trap’ to get me to excited.  Anyway, I flipped over and she almost immediately asked me if I wanted either hand relief or B2B, she quoted £30 and £60 respectively.  I declined on the basis that the massage was really crap and she really didn’t get me going.  She said she’d accept £20 for HR, but I really didn’t feel her, so I declined again.

Final thoughts, very poor massage, light and minimal effort.  This place used to have better girls in the past, not sure why it’s crap now.

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I think I’m going to be seeing Emy for a proper massage soon.

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I think I’m going to be seeing Emy for a proper massage soon.

Planing there this week did you get her name

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Went to Dr Herb in E2 about a week ago.

£30 for 30 minutes.

My ‘therapist’ was an oriental lady, mid 30’s and medium size build.  The massage itself was underwhelming.  Typical back rub to hamstrings and calves with an occasional CC.  She did that fingertip thing near my crotch area, I guess that’s the ‘trap’ to get me to excited.  Anyway, I flipped over and she almost immediately asked me if I wanted either hand relief or B2B, she quoted £30 and £60 respectively.  I declined on the basis that the massage was really crap and she really didn’t get me going.  She said she’d accept £20 for HR, but I really didn’t feel her, so I declined again.

Final thoughts, very poor massage, light and minimal effort.  This place used to have better girls in the past, not sure why it’s crap now.

Planning there this week did you get her name? What day was it ?

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Planing there this week did you get her name

Sorry my friend didn’t catch her name at all. It was one of those days where I forgot about everything and felt tired.

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Called Natural Ways Baker Street the other day and they were open but closing at 930 and fully booked !  :scare:

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If you are usually in the neighbourhood, I would recommend Thai Spa two doors along over Natural Ways. Since the renovation a while back, the rooms have their own showers and the proposition will generally be made. Previously the girls were prettier but rarely offered extras. My last visit pre-lockdown, my masseuse was Chinese and I understood that the others were Thai.
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Offline Mothball15

Called Natural Ways Baker Street the other day and they were open but closing at 930 and fully booked !  :scare:

I called elements soho yesterday and they accept walk ins.

Offline disco

Walked by there today but couldnt see the new place. Must be going blind. In my defense most shops were shut and shuttered so maybe I just missed it
Not sure it’s new - if I’m looking at the right one. It’s a nail clinic, right? Saw two chunky Chinese girls in there, didn’t see any signs in window or anywhere else suggesting massage or anything but nail/beauty treatments...

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@sparkus will confirm, but I think it’s the place next to a fast food outlet.  I recall going there a couple of years ago, it was run by Chinese then Thai, not sure who it’s run by now.
That would be diamond spa?
I saw that they had a refurb during corona, and perhaps new ownership as I saw a Thai guy in the reception?

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Went to Dr Herb in E2 about a week ago.

£30 for 30 minutes.

My ‘therapist’ was an oriental lady, mid 30’s and medium size build.  The massage itself was underwhelming.  Typical back rub to hamstrings and calves with an occasional CC.  She did that fingertip thing near my crotch area, I guess that’s the ‘trap’ to get me to excited.  Anyway, I flipped over and she almost immediately asked me if I wanted either hand relief or B2B, she quoted £30 and £60 respectively.  I declined on the basis that the massage was really crap and she really didn’t get me going.  She said she’d accept £20 for HR, but I really didn’t feel her, so I declined again.

Final thoughts, very poor massage, light and minimal effort.  This place used to have better girls in the past, not sure why it’s crap now.

Reminds me, I was there just before lockdown. Had a ok-Ish massage by a 20-something chubby Chinese girl. Standard hourly price at door. Paid 60 for 20-30 mins of b2b and 20 extra for owo. B2B was ok, but she insisted on filling her mouth with warm tea(!!) every 30 seconds during owo. Not an awesome experience.

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Reminds me, I was there just before lockdown. Had a ok-Ish massage by a 20-something chubby Chinese girl. Standard hourly price at door. Paid 60 for 20-30 mins of b2b and 20 extra for owo. B2B was ok, but she insisted on filling her mouth with warm tea(!!) every 30 seconds during owo. Not an awesome experience.

Maybe your cock tasted of sugar and she just needed to add some tea  :unknown: :lol:

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Maybe your cock tasted of sugar and she just needed to add some tea  :unknown: :lol:

Sure - And with a bit of effort ... milk?

Offline petercamford

Any massage shops in london (zones 1/2/3) with a masseuse with a great body, amazing massage, and B2B skills? Don't want to go just for a nice B2B, it should be cherry on top after a great massage as well.

Try Lisa at naturalatmosphere.co.uk

Can't be beaten IMHO

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Try Lisa at naturalatmosphere.co.uk

Can't be beaten IMHO

would love to see a review of her then?

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Reminds me, I was there just before lockdown. Had a ok-Ish massage by a 20-something chubby Chinese girl. Standard hourly price at door. Paid 60 for 20-30 mins of b2b and 20 extra for owo. B2B was ok, but she insisted on filling her mouth with warm tea(!!) every 30 seconds during owo. Not an awesome experience.

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If you are usually in the neighbourhood, I would recommend Thai Spa two doors along over Natural Ways. Since the renovation a while back, the rooms have their own showers and the proposition will generally be made. Previously the girls were prettier but rarely offered extras. My last visit pre-lockdown, my masseuse was Chinese and I understood that the others were Thai.

I normally walk past on my way to Natural Ways.. May have to pay a visit

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Reminds me, I was there just before lockdown. Had a ok-Ish massage by a 20-something chubby Chinese girl. Standard hourly price at door. Paid 60 for 20-30 mins of b2b and 20 extra for owo. B2B was ok, but she insisted on filling her mouth with warm tea(!!) every 30 seconds during owo. Not an awesome experience.

And did chubby = chebby?

Offline KnightRider2000

Went to natural remedies (Baker street) today... paid £40 for 45 mins and the girl was Anise I think? It was slightly unclear, she seems to be oriental Asian. Massage was okay, not the best I’ve had in there. Said HJ only for 80 (including being nude). At first I was like nah thanks and just settled for a HJ clothes on for 40. She then was like okay 60 and even though that was pricey I was like fine... I probably shouldn’t have. The HJ was decent, and after the finish straight into the shower. Finished ten mins early and she didn’t seem interested to carry on. Probably the worst experience I’ve had there

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Went to natural remedies (Baker street) today... paid £40 for 45 mins and the girl was Anise I think? It was slightly unclear, she seems to be oriental Asian. Massage was okay, not the best I’ve had in there. Said HJ only for 80 (including being nude). At first I was like nah thanks and just settled for a HJ clothes on for 40. She then was like okay 60 and even though that was pricey I was like fine... I probably shouldn’t have. The HJ was decent, and after the finish straight into the shower. Finished ten mins early and she didn’t seem interested to carry on. Probably the worst experience I’ve had there

Thanks for the warning.  What did she look like; Age?  Face? Body?
You paid 20 too much for the service even at "discount".  You would have done better in Paddington, Edgware Road, Kilburn, Swiss Cottage, Notting Hill amongst other places not that far away.
Suggest you try harder declining excessive charges and also do more research for better parlours and avoid wasting money so you can enjoy more and better elsewhere.

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Ah yeah sorry! I don’t review often. So she had a mask on most of the time! She tried to claim she’s 27 but I’m pretty sure more like mid 30s. I’d say C cup tits, ass was meh, nothing special. Not going to lie, probably my last tome there! Yeah I definitely wasn’t resilient enough yesterday.

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NATURAL REMEDIES (Baker Street) HAVE CHANGED OWNERSHIP!

Used to be good for getting some very excellent extras from some pretty Chinese girls, like full service kind of stuff. However it's now owned by the people who run the thai place round the corner, which mostly uses european girls. The girls are stunners, but don't go as far in my experience. I got a blonde girl, who wore a mask the whole time, which was... interesting, but only went as far as a topless HJ. Nice rack, but it was very basic. No CC swipes/teasing, just an average relaxing massage, followed by turn over and the usual HJ.
When I went there a couple weeks back, I was asked a fair few questions, as the girls hadn't gotten used to the place yet and didn't know where anything was  :lol: :lol:
So yeah, it's no longer a diamond in the rough. Need to find a new massage place that offers FS

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NATURAL REMEDIES (Baker Street) HAVE CHANGED OWNERSHIP!

Used to be good for getting some very excellent extras from some pretty Chinese girls, like full service kind of stuff. However it's now owned by the people who run the thai place round the corner, which mostly uses european girls. The girls are stunners, but don't go as far in my experience. I got a blonde girl, who wore a mask the whole time, which was... interesting, but only went as far as a topless HJ. Nice rack, but it was very basic. No CC swipes/teasing, just an average relaxing massage, followed by turn over and the usual HJ.
When I went there a couple weeks back, I was asked a fair few questions, as the girls hadn't gotten used to the place yet and didn't know where anything was  :lol: :lol:
So yeah, it's no longer a diamond in the rough. Need to find a new massage place that offers FS

How much was topless ending please and did you get a name. This is what I like in a massage tbh

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Also as an FYI, my body still hurts from that awful massage lol. Never setting foot in that place again!


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it was £40 for the topless ending. Unfortunately she didn't actually say her name I'm afraid. She usually works at the thai place round the corner though from what she was saying.

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Golden Finger Spa, 310 Kilburn High Rd, Kilburn, London NW6 2DG
07783 826200

Following Horizontal Pleasures' review I called to see when Natalie (described as curvy, Spanish and big chebbed) was on.  They said Sundays so it was game on.

I laid face down on the table and didn't see her at all when she entered the room, glanced up slightly but could just see a vague outline of her tunic and she asked in a brusque voice how I'd like it (I opted for medium as I knew extras were a cert here but I did want some pressure).  Technique was OK, her fingers not nimble Chinese ones and she used the palms a bit much but what was interesting was that she'd do cc swipes and then move to another part of the body, she did this over and over.  She asked occasionally how I was finding it but no other convo than that.  Once or twice I felt a hard big cheb on my back as she reached over.

She inquired about extras while I was still face down and I replied in the affirmative and said topless too (£40).  I turned over and saw her for the first time, not really what you'd call a looker and grey roots through her reddish hair, quite short and stumpy really.  She removed the tunic and yes, they were pretty big and round, gravity pulling at them but not massively saggy (as a unit of comparison, we're talking Lora's or thereabouts, though not as firm).  A protruding gut on her, the hard kind rather than the flabby muffin top.  She massaged around my groin area as I pulled her close and began to suck, she got quite into this and cradled my head and gave me instructions, asking me to alternate between her big pink nipples.  I didn't really want to do much more and was enjoying myself anyway but felt obliged to get a hand down her trousers and her arse was surprisingly firm, like two loafs of bread in shape.  The cheb sucking continued quite a while as it's something she clearly enjoys as she cocked her head back and muttered approval, before resuming a very slow HJ which gushed satisfactorily.

Once it was all done I had a shower in the room but afterwards convo was a bit stilted tbh, perhaps she's shy.

I think she's a serious masseusse and has probably worked a few places giving them to both sexes but can be relied on for a topless wank.  I didn't ask about anything more, though as it was Goldfinger it was definitely more Handjob than Oddjob.
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Apologies if this is a newbie question but does anyone know if the place advertised about would offer sexual services? The advert actually says it is not sexual but just wanted to check! Reason being I walked past this place today and a woman walked out and she was a 9 out of 10. Really attractive face and awesome body. She even got a few beeps of the horn from a passing car. I haven't been to a massage shop before but certainly would if fun was on the menu at this place.

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Apologies if this is a newbie question but does anyone know if the place advertised about would offer sexual services? The advert actually says it is not sexual but just wanted to check! Reason being I walked past this place today and a woman walked out and she was a 9 out of 10. Really attractive face and awesome body. She even got a few beeps of the horn from a passing car. I haven't been to a massage shop before but certainly would if fun was on the menu at this place.
Don’t know but virtually all ads have that caveat regardless of whether its true or not.
You could chance it and see. Can be quite a turn on not knowing for definite if she will or wont

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Don’t know but virtually all ads have that caveat regardless of whether its true or not.
You could chance it and see. Can be quite a turn on not knowing for definite if she will or wont

Well I am in the area often so could do. Might be nice to just get a proper massage anyway a non-punting friend of mine swears by them. I have walked past this place a few times and I often see a shorter and slightly plump woman through the window who isn't too attractive. However the woman I saw today really was a dream. She was quite tall, slim, fucking amazing ass and legs and pretty. If I visited I would certainly need to see the woman I saw today I wouldn't settle for anything else. i thought maybe the woman I frequently see works the front desk whereas the hottie I saw today works at back of shop tossing off willies which is why I hadn't seen her until now.#

Edit: Checked google reviews and they refer to a masseasue called Yanee. I googled "Yanee massuese" and the top result bought me back to UK punting and refers to another massage place in a similar area. It isn't the exact same address but Yanee might be the lady I saw. I might give them a call tomorrow to ask about Yanee and maybe ask if "extras" are on offer but I am not experienced with massage places so not sure on protocol.
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Personally, I wouldn’t ask about extras over the phone  Some might but the establishment might not be keen on extras even if the girls do it on the sly. Or at least pretend not to be. I guess what you need to decide is; is it worth spending £30/50 and ‘only’ getting a massage. As someone said the will-she-won’t-she aspect can be a turn on.

Also, hesitation and over thinking can mean you miss your chance. What if today was her last day working there?

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If it’s a shop there’s usually no point asking about extras on the phone as they’ll most likely say no. They dont want to risk their license. For indies, especially asian, they will usually give you the true price/service list

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FFS it's Siam Thai in Stratford, several reviews on here by me alone.

I doubt any cars would beep for Yanee unless she was stood in the road.

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I do not know the area but am curious to investigate. Searching with google I find links to both Siam Thai and Siam therapy at this address. Sparkus’s comment suggests the former is the current trade name.
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Sophie black Spanish? Slim 5:6 average look. Usual mediocre massage, no cc wipes no sensuality whatsoever, asked about extras on the flip, the usual pricing £20 hj and b2b £40, didn’t go for it as I was worried I might be throwing good money after bad, my advice in this one: avoid.

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Few recent escapades.  Sadly lacking names on most.

Karaket Thai massage Wimbledon
1 girl whose name I think is Jinny - Thai. Great enhanced rack, pretty face, size 12 but in good shape. Pretty enough face  Good English. Late 20s/early 30s. Works Monday, Tuesday, Friday and Saturday from memory. Tellingly on Saturdays she works alone and hinted that would be the best time to visit.

Pretty average massage technique - relaxing but not going to work out any kinks. Nothing overly erotic, some inner thigh work but nice flirty personality. In the flip more encouraging and quickly asked if I wanted more. Pretty sure £20 HJ, £40 topless. Agreed £40 topless. Touching and sucking allowed. She got quite into it and volunteered the Saturday info and that she does b2b. We also swapped numbers.

Next visit was prearranged over text went for the body to body option. Now I can’t remember if it was £60 or £80. Massage for about 30 mins and then flipped for nice cock play and clothes removed except thong.  She got really into it again. Didn’t resist to me removing thong. Her moans and (very) wet pussy encouraged finger play. Resulted in her lying down and me giving her RO. Second working girl I’ve wanted to. Incredibly wet. Nose was dripping. Fresh and fun. She wanted me off over her generous chebs while I flicked her bean with my tongue. A lot of fun.

There’s another girl that works there on the other days. Facially pretty, slim and no noticeable rack. Better massage but on the flip asked for £30 or maybe £40. I declined. She won’t do topless as I could tell. Quite sexy and playful in an annoying way though

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Morden Thai massage
Didn’t get the name. I’d guess mid to late 20s. From what I could tell good looking enough and trim body, size 8-10. No noticeable rack. Wore mask so hard to be sure on looks. Excellent massage. Properly worked the knots and did all the Thai stretches. On the flip, she asked if I normally get him massages and we agreed £30 for HJ. She wouldn’t budge and her clincher was when I said it would have to be really good for £30 was to say “the massage was good wasn’t it” loved the confidence and the massage was excellent. Great handjob, nice technique with ball and gooch play. No other services on offer. Will definitely return - massage was that good