London massage shop mini reviews

[bluehairguitar]

NATURAL REMEDIES (Baker Street) HAVE CHANGED OWNERSHIP!

Used to be good for getting some very excellent extras from some pretty Chinese girls, like full service kind of stuff. However it's now owned by the people who run the thai place round the corner, which mostly uses european girls. The girls are stunners, but don't go as far in my experience. I got a blonde girl, who wore a mask the whole time, which was... interesting, but only went as far as a topless HJ. Nice rack, but it was very basic. No CC swipes/teasing, just an average relaxing massage, followed by turn over and the usual HJ.
When I went there a couple weeks back, I was asked a fair few questions, as the girls hadn't gotten used to the place yet and didn't know where anything was 
So yeah, it's no longer a diamond in the rough. Need to find a new massage place that offers FS

[Mothball15]

How much were the services?

[Moneyd]

NATURAL REMEDIES (Baker Street) HAVE CHANGED OWNERSHIP!

Used to be good for getting some very excellent extras from some pretty Chinese girls, like full service kind of stuff. However it's now owned by the people who run the thai place round the corner, which mostly uses european girls. The girls are stunners, but don't go as far in my experience. I got a blonde girl, who wore a mask the whole time, which was... interesting, but only went as far as a topless HJ. Nice rack, but it was very basic. No CC swipes/teasing, just an average relaxing massage, followed by turn over and the usual HJ.
When I went there a couple weeks back, I was asked a fair few questions, as the girls hadn't gotten used to the place yet and didn't know where anything was 
So yeah, it's no longer a diamond in the rough. Need to find a new massage place that offers FS

How much was topless ending please and did you get a name. This is what I like in a massage tbh

[KnightRider2000]

Also as an FYI, my body still hurts from that awful massage lol. Never setting foot in that place again!

[disco]

And did chubby = chebby?

No such luck

[bluehairguitar]

it was £40 for the topless ending. Unfortunately she didn't actually say her name I'm afraid. She usually works at the thai place round the corner though from what she was saying.

[sparkus]

Golden Finger Spa, 310 Kilburn High Rd, Kilburn, London NW6 2DG
07783 826200

Following Horizontal Pleasures' review I called to see when Natalie (described as curvy, Spanish and big chebbed) was on.  They said Sundays so it was game on.

I laid face down on the table and didn't see her at all when she entered the room, glanced up slightly but could just see a vague outline of her tunic and she asked in a brusque voice how I'd like it (I opted for medium as I knew extras were a cert here but I did want some pressure).  Technique was OK, her fingers not nimble Chinese ones and she used the palms a bit much but what was interesting was that she'd do cc swipes and then move to another part of the body, she did this over and over.  She asked occasionally how I was finding it but no other convo than that.  Once or twice I felt a hard big cheb on my back as she reached over.

She inquired about extras while I was still face down and I replied in the affirmative and said topless too (£40).  I turned over and saw her for the first time, not really what you'd call a looker and grey roots through her reddish hair, quite short and stumpy really.  She removed the tunic and yes, they were pretty big and round, gravity pulling at them but not massively saggy (as a unit of comparison, we're talking Lora's or thereabouts, though not as firm).  A protruding gut on her, the hard kind rather than the flabby muffin top.  She massaged around my groin area as I pulled her close and began to suck, she got quite into this and cradled my head and gave me instructions, asking me to alternate between her big pink nipples.  I didn't really want to do much more and was enjoying myself anyway but felt obliged to get a hand down her trousers and her arse was surprisingly firm, like two loafs of bread in shape.  The cheb sucking continued quite a while as it's something she clearly enjoys as she cocked her head back and muttered approval, before resuming a very slow HJ which gushed satisfactorily.

Once it was all done I had a shower in the room but afterwards convo was a bit stilted tbh, perhaps she's shy.

I think she's a serious masseusse and has probably worked a few places giving them to both sexes but can be relied on for a topless wank.  I didn't ask about anything more, though as it was Goldfinger it was definitely more Handjob than Oddjob.

[MaxHamburg]

Thanks Sparkus. Nice one 

[Rick2468]

Siam Therapy - Vicarage Lane - Stratford
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Apologies if this is a newbie question but does anyone know if the place advertised about would offer sexual services? The advert actually says it is not sexual but just wanted to check! Reason being I walked past this place today and a woman walked out and she was a 9 out of 10. Really attractive face and awesome body. She even got a few beeps of the horn from a passing car. I haven't been to a massage shop before but certainly would if fun was on the menu at this place.

[stampjones]

Siam Therapy - Vicarage Lane - Stratford
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Apologies if this is a newbie question but does anyone know if the place advertised about would offer sexual services? The advert actually says it is not sexual but just wanted to check! Reason being I walked past this place today and a woman walked out and she was a 9 out of 10. Really attractive face and awesome body. She even got a few beeps of the horn from a passing car. I haven't been to a massage shop before but certainly would if fun was on the menu at this place.

Don’t know but virtually all ads have that caveat regardless of whether its true or not.
You could chance it and see. Can be quite a turn on not knowing for definite if she will or wont

[Rick2468]

Don’t know but virtually all ads have that caveat regardless of whether its true or not.
You could chance it and see. Can be quite a turn on not knowing for definite if she will or wont

Well I am in the area often so could do. Might be nice to just get a proper massage anyway a non-punting friend of mine swears by them. I have walked past this place a few times and I often see a shorter and slightly plump woman through the window who isn't too attractive. However the woman I saw today really was a dream. She was quite tall, slim, fucking amazing ass and legs and pretty. If I visited I would certainly need to see the woman I saw today I wouldn't settle for anything else. i thought maybe the woman I frequently see works the front desk whereas the hottie I saw today works at back of shop tossing off willies which is why I hadn't seen her until now.#

Edit: Checked google reviews and they refer to a masseasue called Yanee. I googled "Yanee massuese" and the top result bought me back to UK punting and refers to another massage place in a similar area. It isn't the exact same address but Yanee might be the lady I saw. I might give them a call tomorrow to ask about Yanee and maybe ask if "extras" are on offer but I am not experienced with massage places so not sure on protocol.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=96015.0

[Hugeadmirer]

Personally, I wouldn’t ask about extras over the phone  Some might but the establishment might not be keen on extras even if the girls do it on the sly. Or at least pretend not to be. I guess what you need to decide is; is it worth spending £30/50 and ‘only’ getting a massage. As someone said the will-she-won’t-she aspect can be a turn on.

Also, hesitation and over thinking can mean you miss your chance. What if today was her last day working there?

Carpe Diem

[stampjones]

@rick
If it’s a shop there’s usually no point asking about extras on the phone as they’ll most likely say no. They dont want to risk their license. For indies, especially asian, they will usually give you the true price/service list

[sparkus]

FFS it's Siam Thai in Stratford, several reviews on here by me alone.

I doubt any cars would beep for Yanee unless she was stood in the road.

[Absolutman]

I do not know the area but am curious to investigate. Searching with google I find links to both Siam Thai and Siam therapy at this address. Sparkus’s comment suggests the former is the current trade name.

[sparkus]

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No looker (and could just be stock photos of a multi girl operation)
Could be legit (slight tendency that way by medical emphasis)
But looks to be packing chebs in one of the photos...

[Wankingdead]

Lee High street
Sophie black Spanish? Slim 5:6 average look. Usual mediocre massage, no cc wipes no sensuality whatsoever, asked about extras on the flip, the usual pricing £20 hj and b2b £40, didn’t go for it as I was worried I might be throwing good money after bad, my advice in this one: avoid.

[Hugeadmirer]

Few recent escapades.  Sadly lacking names on most.

Karaket Thai massage Wimbledon
1 girl whose name I think is Jinny - Thai. Great enhanced rack, pretty face, size 12 but in good shape. Pretty enough face  Good English. Late 20s/early 30s. Works Monday, Tuesday, Friday and Saturday from memory. Tellingly on Saturdays she works alone and hinted that would be the best time to visit.

Pretty average massage technique - relaxing but not going to work out any kinks. Nothing overly erotic, some inner thigh work but nice flirty personality. In the flip more encouraging and quickly asked if I wanted more. Pretty sure £20 HJ, £40 topless. Agreed £40 topless. Touching and sucking allowed. She got quite into it and volunteered the Saturday info and that she does b2b. We also swapped numbers.

Next visit was prearranged over text went for the body to body option. Now I can’t remember if it was £60 or £80. Massage for about 30 mins and then flipped for nice cock play and clothes removed except thong.  She got really into it again. Didn’t resist to me removing thong. Her moans and (very) wet pussy encouraged finger play. Resulted in her lying down and me giving her RO. Second working girl I’ve wanted to. Incredibly wet. Nose was dripping. Fresh and fun. She wanted me off over her generous chebs while I flicked her bean with my tongue. A lot of fun.

There’s another girl that works there on the other days. Facially pretty, slim and no noticeable rack. Better massage but on the flip asked for £30 or maybe £40. I declined. She won’t do topless as I could tell. Quite sexy and playful in an annoying way though

[Hugeadmirer]

Morden Thai massage
Didn’t get the name. I’d guess mid to late 20s. From what I could tell good looking enough and trim body, size 8-10. No noticeable rack. Wore mask so hard to be sure on looks. Excellent massage. Properly worked the knots and did all the Thai stretches. On the flip, she asked if I normally get him massages and we agreed £30 for HJ. She wouldn’t budge and her clincher was when I said it would have to be really good for £30 was to say “the massage was good wasn’t it” loved the confidence and the massage was excellent. Great handjob, nice technique with ball and gooch play. No other services on offer. Will definitely return - massage was that good

[Jtnonny]

She looks like one of the ex-SLBS girls.

[sparkus]

She looks like one of the ex-SLBS girls.

Knew I recognised!

[LLPunting]

She looks like one of the ex-SLBS girls.

Agree there's something very familiar about her although even more aged. 
Posting that many pics of herself is clearly showing what's on offer i.e. not massage.
Chebs seem to be filling but not busting her possibly padded cups and hanging a little so perhaps a droopy B or soft C?  What do out lady residents think?

[Jtnonny]

From memory her rig wasnt that good (Anna had the best tits at SLBS), but she was a people pleaser and would do pretty much anything.

[sparkus]

Agree there's something very familiar about her although even more aged. 
Posting that many pics of herself is clearly showing what's on offer i.e. not massage.
Chebs seem to be filling but not busting her possibly padded cups and hanging a little so perhaps a droopy B or soft C?  What do out lady residents think?

Yes, I was veering towards padded. Wonder how many other ex shop girls will go solo now?

[Hugeadmirer]

Leelawadee Thai massage - Tulse hill
Called and booked and was greeted upon arrival by a gorgeous looking girl. Early 30s. Bubbly, friendly personality And lovely body. She took the cash, my temperature and showed me to the room. I think I’ve seen her before and if I recall she’s a real pocket rocket but charges a lot for extras and it was a bit hurried. But I could be mistaken.

Anyway lying there looking forward to a massage from her and in come another lady. It’s a dark room and she kind of has a mask on so I don’t really get a chance to see her. massage was alright. She seemed to know what she was doing but there was no rhythm - she’d find a kink, work on it for a few mins and then randomly start massaging another part of my body. No real hint of extras other than some extended inner thigh work and pushing my legs apart when doing stretches. I was horny so on the flip I was semi hard in anticipation of more. She massaged my legs, more inside of my thighs and my lower belly, going under my now risen member. Bit of gooch play and finally asked if I wanted that massaged. I replied yes and she got to work. Didn’t ask about money, just reconfirmed I’d been there before.

She delivered a great HJ. Slow and lots of build up, balls Gooch and hole all enjoyed lots of attention until after approx 20 mins she brought me to a wonderful climax. My favourite part was her big smile and her saying “I like it”. She genuinely seemed to enjoy her work. Nice clean down and post release massage. She leaves the room and still no mention of money so I left her a £30 tip. I liked that she didn’t ask or haggle. Just didn’t her job with joy and Profession. She’s probably mid 40s, pretty enough in a mumsy kinda way but not my cup of tea so didn’t push for anything more

Ps - 10 min after my massage started another punter arrived - I think he’d booked the pocket rocket in advance

[rebelsurge]

She looks a bit like Fiona who worked in SLBS quite a few years ago when Lucy and Jenny were the go to girls.

[tomcat69]

Has anyone been back to organic remedies baker street recently know the schedule?

[LLPunting]

Has anyone been back to organic remedies baker street recently know the schedule?

Did you try calling them on your electric talking machine?

[sparkus]

Acuherb Therapy, Ruislip External Link/Members Only
Saw Bina after the review on here. 

Having seen there were two TCMs adjacently in Ruislip, I ventured there on the day I knew Bina would be on and tried my luck at both.  The first is closer to the station (not sure the exact name but on the main street) and had one girl on, fairly young with porcelain skin and make up eyebows, face a little pockmocked but slightly curvy 12 with Bs in a tight white lace dress showing flat midriff.  Would have been OK but I wanted chebs and guaranteed RO so followed the intel to Acuherb.

Bina was the only one on and was free, paid my 30 and in the room, followed by a knock.  I was prepped for her being not particularly attractive but at first glance I didn't see much in the way of chebbage.  She's a little stumpy and mumsy, if anything prim looking (Chinese church fete volunteer basically).  Another wasted journey and cash, I thought to myself.  Worse still, her massage merely consisted of inconsequential rubbing, she didn't ask how I wanted it and just rubbed away slightly to the sound of her Chinese CD.  Then some CCs, then more and a reach under and a whisper.  May as well see what the fuss is about, I thought to myself (no price was mentioned at this point).

Bina disrobes then climbs aboard me, sliding the body up and down for a while before telling me to turn over.  She left the table and immediately oiled up my dick and commenced the not very good HJ.  I had a good suck on the quite full and heavy (very deceptive outfit it turns out) Ds but no titwank was offered and her stubbly vag under a small overhang tum didn't scream 'Lick me' either.  Some aroma throughout, either her lunch or a previous customer.  After the event she left me to it in the room, so I left three tenners on the table for which she should consider herself grateful really.

[Xtro]

Did you try calling them on your electric talking machine?

       

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[tomcat69]

Did you try calling them on your electric talking machine?

I will use try use the electric talking machine next week if no one responds. Im more curious than actually wanting to go.

[sparkus]

I see this thread has lapsed back to a handful of regular contributors supplying gen and little other activity other than it being read rather than augmented with new intel.

[stampjones]

I see this thread has lapsed back to a handful of regular contributors supplying gen and little other activity other than it being read rather than augmented with new intel.

Im not sure how many people are actually visiting these places to be fair, though having said that my local seems to always be busy when I pass by. Im on a 1 month seeking experience right now so I’ll no doubt return with fresh reports (of the same old places) when that runs out

[sparkus]

Im not sure how many people are actually visiting these places to be fair, though having said that my local seems to always be busy when I pass by. Im on a 1 month seeking experience right now so I’ll no doubt return with fresh reports (of the same old places) when that runs out

Did several recces in East London while (ahem) working from home, on one day last week every shop I went into was booked up (one at 3pm had no available staff for three hours).  Were they all women getting a legit treatment?

[stampjones]

Did several recces in East London while (ahem) working from home, on one day last week every shop I went into was booked up (one at 3pm had no available staff for three hours).  Were they all women getting a legit treatment?

Well that mirrors what I mentioned so I guess that means they are full of non-ukp blokes or people that dont write reviews. It is a weird thread as it has a much higher reads to writes ratio than most so you’re probably right. Was just trying to think the best of people. Must have turned into a hippy or something during lockdown.

[sparkus]

Well that mirrors what I mentioned so I guess that means they are full of non-ukp blokes or people that dont write reviews. It is a weird thread as it has a much higher reads to writes ratio than most so you’re probably right. Was just trying to think the best of people. Must have turned into a hippy or something during lockdown.

There is that, plus a lot who read this won't actually be members for one reason or another (I suppose if our efforts are valued etc).  Will do another 'sortie' this week and report back

PS you're the originator of the thread.  You're the like Kwik-E-Mart founder up the mountain, dude

[sparkus]

Not sure it’s new - if I’m looking at the right one. It’s a nail clinic, right? Saw two chunky Chinese girls in there, didn’t see any signs in window or anywhere else suggesting massage or anything but nail/beauty treatments...

Sorry, didn't spot this at the time but resumed regular recce there and indeed two dumpy matrons in black tunics sighted and no mention of massage on the exterior unlike before.

[disco]

Any feedback on Boonsawad Thai & Swedish Massage in Whitechapel/E1? Or is it a TOFTT situation?

[sparkus]

Any feedback on Boonsawad Thai & Swedish Massage in Whitechapel/E1? Or is it a TOFTT situation?

Whereabouts in Whitechapel is it?

[Baxter63]

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[disco]

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yup - thats the one. Seems the entrance is in the small alley that used to house another - now closed - establishment.

[sparkus]

yup - thats the one. Seems the entrance is in the small alley that used to house another - now closed - establishment.

Open until 2am?! I know I will end up there at some point now

[disco]

Open until 2am?! I know I will end up there at some point now

haha - I litarally just noticed that as well, and ended up thinking the same
Also, what legit place would be open at 2am, so I guess that answers that part of the question...

[RexTBone]

Whereabouts in Whitechapel is it?

Near the pub in the corner I think.  The building is owned by some politician.

[Nicknickson]

Hi all, I have a rare day in London tomorrow and think I'll hit up a few massage venues. I prefer Asian masseuses so am going to go for that. I'll be around thr Baker Street area at first, but will walk my way around London as I have the whole day.

Anyone want me to go try a specific place / masseuse? I'm happy to go try it out and report back. Give me a mission!

[LLPunting]

Hi all, I have a rare day in London tomorrow and think I'll hit up a few massage venues. I prefer Asian masseuses so am going to go for that. I'll be around thr Baker Street area at first, but will walk my way around London as I have the whole day.

Anyone want me to go try a specific place / masseuse? I'm happy to go try it out and report back. Give me a mission!

BS is pretty grim and relatively well reported recently.  Try heading over to Paddington to the cluster of places near the station and see what the latest is there.  Not sure if there's much to scratch in Edgware Road.  Could pop up to Swiss Cottage as there were a bunch of places up and down both sides of that drag before lockdown, a couple of spas and posh looking cubbyholes that may be more "accommodating" than they appear but I didn't get a chance to try.
Bunch of places Euston, Kings X, Camden, Mount Pleasant way that haven't been mentioned in a while.
More than enough for a day's pounding (of the pavement).

Thanks for the recce.  GL 

[disco]

Any feedback on Boonsawad Thai & Swedish Massage in Whitechapel/E1? Or is it a TOFTT situation?

Ok - I TOFTT, went for an hours massage (£50). It was delivered by a late 30’s Thai woman, and she did a fantastic job. Really really good massage, in fact I quickly forgot about the potential extras.

I asked for the girls name a few times, but a mix of accent, and the mask, made it too muffled for me to really hear it. She was wearing all black, loose uniform kinda thing, so it is not easy to describe her.

40 mins in, with no signs of shenanigans, she asked if she should massage ‘it’ as well - £30 - I asked if any more was on offer and was told that naked was 50 and b2b was 80...I went for a well delivered HE at 30.

What more... entrance was in the small alley, door open leading straight up to 3rd floor. They had a few girls there. All wearing masks and black clothes.

I may return...

[LLPunting]

Ok - I TOFTT, went for an hours massage (£50). It was delivered by a late 30’s Thai woman, and she did a fantastic job. Really really good massage, in fact I quickly forgot about the potential extras.

I asked for the girls name a few times, but a mix of accent, and the mask, made it too muffled for me to really hear it. She was wearing all black, loose uniform kinda thing, so it is not easy to describe her.

40 mins in, with no signs of shenanigans, she asked if she should massage ‘it’ as well - £30 - I asked if any more was on offer and was told that naked was 50 and b2b was 80...I went for a well delivered HE at 30.

What more... entrance was in the small alley, door open leading straight up to 3rd floor. They had a few girls there. All wearing masks and black clothes.

I may return...

Good man! 
Did you try negotiating price or was she so bolshie in her muffled state that you were petrified?
Short or tall?
Obviously plump by the way she filled the clothes rather than they were ballooning around her?  How about the chubbiness and age of her exposed features?

[sparkus]

I've also been quoted 80 quid for b2b in central-ish London with no budging on that and claims it's now the going rate.

[LLPunting]

I've also been quoted 80 quid for b2b in central-ish London with no budging on that and claims it's now the going rate.

As far out as where?
If that's what the matrons are asking wonder what the pyts along Praed St are demanding?  200?