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Watford, Maridian, back in February and March prior to the lock down. Rang them this week they are open now, shop closes around 8.30 pm.

Main road, pay machine and display parking, I visited later evening.  Enter the shop entrance, pay receptionist £45 hour, then downstairs to private rooms. Three visits over a few months, different days of the week, each time I met a lovely lady with a different name and physique. Wendy, Mary, and Amy if that matters.

Each time the masseuse was in good shape, meeting on each occasion with a few different early-mid thirty's, nice looking ladies with respectable face and bods.  I chat with the lady in private in the room using additional sign language and I don't like to use English for my specific requests. Prior the start, I discretely ask if she's ok with two things, showing her that I'm holding out two twenty notes, one for... HR (with sign language motion of one wrist - hand quickly twisting up and down), and then other twenty for body to body ( using sign language of both hands up and down our chest and waist, waving and patting fingers between us). All three times it was and hour of very nice personal erotic type experience. Sorry this sounds like an Ebay description, I don't work there, just visiting. Recommended, A+, would visit again. 

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love that you manage to squeeze a game of charades in with your rub and tug, great work!  :lol:

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Watford, Maridian, back in February and March prior to the lock down. Rang them this week they are open now, shop closes around 8.30 pm.

Main road, pay machine and display parking, I visited later evening.  Enter the shop entrance, pay receptionist £45 hour, then downstairs to private rooms. Three visits over a few months, different days of the week, each time I met a lovely lady with a different name and physique. Wendy, Mary, and Amy if that matters.

Each time the masseuse was in good shape, meeting on each occasion with a few different early-mid thirty's, nice looking ladies with respectable face and bods.  I chat with the lady in private in the room using additional sign language and I don't like to use English for my specific requests. Prior the start, I discretely ask if she's ok with two things, showing her that I'm holding out two twenty notes, one for... HR (with sign language motion of one wrist - hand quickly twisting up and down), and then other twenty for body to body ( using sign language of both hands up and down our chest and waist, waving and patting fingers between us). All three times it was and hour of very nice personal erotic type experience. Sorry this sounds like an Ebay description, I don't work there, just visiting. Recommended, A+, would visit again. 

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What’s the sign language for “How much to spunk on your face?”

Offline Jokerinpack

Quick review of Ting Ting in Egham. Managed a visit and she’s a very slim size 6 with a smile and simple English. Massage was ok, but not especially gifted. Body to body really wasn’t sliding etc. Had to ask her to lie down and clearly my RO technique did nothing for her. Much as reviews by someone in January, she just lies still. She didn’t allow fingers inside and have to say the b2b aspect was not there. She just stood and finished for hand job at £40 + usual £45 for the hour. I think for this sort of thing Osterley girls do better and have more fun.

Offline disco

[...] plus a new Chinese salon on that corner which states massages in the window (not tried).

What corner is that?

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Went Oasis in Eltham again yesterday. It really is a last resort kind of place. Service was fine but far from great. For those times wanking yourself just won’t do, but no better options are available.

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Swung by Elverson Rd to meet CiCi but was met by Tina instead, can't recall if I've bedded her, she's quite attractive with a broad, pale face with petite features and angled chin, mid-40s+, 5'3"ish, quietly welcoming but hiding her figure under a shapeless dress.  B2B confirmed on offer for 40.  Others have mentioned she's quite game on so I would've been happy to give her a try if my appointment at Skyline proved miserable.

Moved on to Skyline and met Lisa the new "South African" girl.  Apparently genuine mid 20s, coffee coloured skin, 5'7", bit of belly on a size 10-12, strong thighs, smallish taut butt, slightly pendulous boobs C/Ds, responsive dark cigar butt nipples that she likes having played with, tattoos.  Lovely smile, apparently sweet, trusting persona, claims to be newish to the game perhaps a bit vulnerable, but it could be a good act.  She's due back 2nd part of this coming week.  Worth a dabble.  40 gets you B2B without quibble.  Massage skills elementary but has a nice touch, CCs turned to a finger running my crack and teasing A-play, reach-unders ok.  No OWO this time, but she suggested massage on her, I gave her RO instead which seemed to be appreciated.  Sank fingers into her melting pussy after some warming up and bumped her up another gear for the finish.   She suggested a condom but I didn't have one so no FS this time (another 20 probably seals that deal).  My turn, HR and breast rubbing nicely done, I gave her clit and pussy more attention with a free hand whilst she popped my cork over her chest.

No mask or gloves worn during encounter.  No symptoms as yet after a week or so.

A welcome positive after such a long hiatus, would return.

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Nipped into Health First Spa round the back of Holborn Tube this afternoon.

Reopened two weeks ago, although now operating with only two girls instead of the three (or sometimes four) pre-lockdown.  You may want to call ahead for an appointment if you're pressed for time.

I only had time for a quick 30 minute rub for 30 quid, saw Sally who recognised me from a previous visit. She wears specs, a cup and a little bush. Wanted 50 quid for a naked HE, but I remembered that B2B wasn't that great so just said a normal HE would be fine.  She stripped off anyway, everything was much as I remembered.  Plenty of encouragement from her and some praise on production of the seed.

I'll nip back at some point, for a full hour but I fear some of the wild girls I've experienced there in the past won't be re-appearing for some time.

Offline stampjones

Toynbee and Wentworth.
Walked by there today but couldnt see the new place. Must be going blind. In my defense most shops were shut and shuttered so maybe I just missed it

Offline RexTBone

Walked by there today but couldnt see the new place. Must be going blind. In my defense most shops were shut and shuttered so maybe I just missed it

@sparkus will confirm, but I think it’s the place next to a fast food outlet.  I recall going there a couple of years ago, it was run by Chinese then Thai, not sure who it’s run by now.

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@sparkus will confirm, but I think it’s the place next to a fast food outlet.  I recall going there a couple of years ago, it was run by Chinese then Thai, not sure who it’s run by now.
Yeah I know that one but I thought there was a new one. Probably just my brain giving up  :music:

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Yeah I know that one but I thought there was a new one. Probably just my brain giving up  :music:

It is (or was) on the corner, plate glass windows and ostensibly a beauty salon. Opened about a year ago.

I'm not referring to the Thai massage shop on Toynbee Street.

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It is (or was) on the corner, plate glass windows and ostensibly a beauty salon. Opened about a year ago.

I'm not referring to the Thai massage shop on Toynbee Street.
Ah ok I did see that but it looked a bit professional.
I think we’ve all been to the toynbee street one   :drinks:

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Ah ok I did see that but it looked a bit professional.
I think we’ve all been to the toynbee street one   :drinks:

It says Full Body Massage in the window :unknown:
Though I'm guessing someone would have TOFTT if possible the past 12 months.
Yes, Toynbee Street did employ Lisa with the mahoosive chebs.

Separately, Pure Life Croydon now boarded up?

Offline Hotspur

Guys

Moving from Gloucestershire to southwest London soon, Richmond area. Any recommendations, especially Thai and preferably independents much appreciated.

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Guys

Moving from Gloucestershire to southwest London soon, Richmond area. Any recommendations, especially Thai and preferably independents much appreciated.

I believe there is a different thread for independents ... though i dont read it much ... and dont seem to be able to link to it
« Last Edit: August 03, 2020, 04:39:01 pm by bhudda »

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Thanks Bhudda. I'll have a look.

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... different thread for independents ... .. and dont seem to be able to link to it

Here you go: London independents massage b2b mini reviews


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I only had time for a quick 30 minute rub for 30 quid, saw Sally who recognised me from a previous visit. She wears specs, a cup and a little bush. Wanted 50 quid for a naked HE, but I remembered that B2B wasn't that great so just said a normal HE would be fine.  She stripped off anyway, everything was much as I remembered. 
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Initially in my head I saw a chinese lady walking around wearing specs and holding a cup and a bush in her hand  :lol:

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Initially in my head I saw a chinese lady walking around wearing specs and holding a cup and a bush in her hand  :lol:

I thought only blokes wore cups and the worn bush is a merkin.  :unknown:

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Initially in my head I saw a chinese lady walking around wearing specs and holding a cup and a bush in her hand  :lol:

If she had a small bush in her hand, that'd be 'Bonsai', so she would probably be Japanese ...  ;)

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Went to see the Goldern Herb place in Chingford Mount the other day. £40 offer for an hours massage. Rooms were ok. table had minimal padding.

Chinese girl, not to old, good breasts. called herself Coco. DId not ask what days she worked. I saw her on a Sunday.
Massage was good.
Agreed 40 for B2B. She was rubbish at B2B. Was planning on just standing next to be naked, but got her on the bed, but still had no idea what to do. She let me have a good play with her Pussy and got her nice and wet and she would allow 1 finger in. Gave her a bit of RO which she was happy with.
Finished off with a handjob.

Great breasts but a bit overweight. Lack of skills in the B2B were a negative, but fingers and RO made up for it.

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Went to see the Goldern Herb place in Chingford Mount the other day. £40 offer for an hours massage. Rooms were ok. table had minimal padding.

Chinese girl, not to old, good breasts. called herself Coco. DId not ask what days she worked. I saw her on a Sunday.
Massage was good.
Agreed 40 for B2B. She was rubbish at B2B. Was planning on just standing next to be naked, but got her on the bed, but still had no idea what to do. She let me have a good play with her Pussy and got her nice and wet and she would allow 1 finger in. Gave her a bit of RO which she was happy with.
Finished off with a handjob.

Great breasts but a bit overweight. Lack of skills in the B2B were a negative, but fingers and RO made up for it.

Half of London TCM staff are called Coco (or Cici) :sarcastic:
Losing track of the Tinas.

Good spot anyway, we all need chebs and RO, even if with some extra padding.  That place is guaranteed now (the previous shop there of the same name had some legit staff on, especially the owner).

Offline bombadill

Any massage shops in london (zones 1/2/3) with a masseuse with a great body, amazing massage, and B2B skills? Don't want to go just for a nice B2B, it should be cherry on top after a great massage as well.

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Any massage shops in london (zones 1/2/3) with a masseuse with a great body, amazing massage, and B2B skills? Don't want to go just for a nice B2B, it should be cherry on top after a great massage as well.

Try reading the thread and numerous reviews because, you know, some people have actually gone to the trouble of writing about such on this site...

Offline RexTBone

Went to Dr Herb in E2 about a week ago.

£30 for 30 minutes.

My ‘therapist’ was an oriental lady, mid 30’s and medium size build.  The massage itself was underwhelming.  Typical back rub to hamstrings and calves with an occasional CC.  She did that fingertip thing near my crotch area, I guess that’s the ‘trap’ to get me to excited.  Anyway, I flipped over and she almost immediately asked me if I wanted either hand relief or B2B, she quoted £30 and £60 respectively.  I declined on the basis that the massage was really crap and she really didn’t get me going.  She said she’d accept £20 for HR, but I really didn’t feel her, so I declined again.

Final thoughts, very poor massage, light and minimal effort.  This place used to have better girls in the past, not sure why it’s crap now.

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I think I’m going to be seeing Emy for a proper massage soon.

Offline Hotandfun5

I think I’m going to be seeing Emy for a proper massage soon.

Planing there this week did you get her name

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Went to Dr Herb in E2 about a week ago.

£30 for 30 minutes.

My ‘therapist’ was an oriental lady, mid 30’s and medium size build.  The massage itself was underwhelming.  Typical back rub to hamstrings and calves with an occasional CC.  She did that fingertip thing near my crotch area, I guess that’s the ‘trap’ to get me to excited.  Anyway, I flipped over and she almost immediately asked me if I wanted either hand relief or B2B, she quoted £30 and £60 respectively.  I declined on the basis that the massage was really crap and she really didn’t get me going.  She said she’d accept £20 for HR, but I really didn’t feel her, so I declined again.

Final thoughts, very poor massage, light and minimal effort.  This place used to have better girls in the past, not sure why it’s crap now.

Planning there this week did you get her name? What day was it ?

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Planing there this week did you get her name

Sorry my friend didn’t catch her name at all. It was one of those days where I forgot about everything and felt tired.

Offline TP84

Called Natural Ways Baker Street the other day and they were open but closing at 930 and fully booked !  :scare:

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If you are usually in the neighbourhood, I would recommend Thai Spa two doors along over Natural Ways. Since the renovation a while back, the rooms have their own showers and the proposition will generally be made. Previously the girls were prettier but rarely offered extras. My last visit pre-lockdown, my masseuse was Chinese and I understood that the others were Thai.
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Called Natural Ways Baker Street the other day and they were open but closing at 930 and fully booked !  :scare:

I called elements soho yesterday and they accept walk ins.

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Very unlikely to be the girl in the photos. The girl I met was a fair bit heavier. This could be COVID weight, but she definitely did not have the same appeal as the girl in the photographs. She was very chatty and friendly. The massage was meh, but the OWO was pretty good. Overall, not worth the cost of entry. I'd pass. 

Offline disco

Walked by there today but couldnt see the new place. Must be going blind. In my defense most shops were shut and shuttered so maybe I just missed it
Not sure it’s new - if I’m looking at the right one. It’s a nail clinic, right? Saw two chunky Chinese girls in there, didn’t see any signs in window or anywhere else suggesting massage or anything but nail/beauty treatments...

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@sparkus will confirm, but I think it’s the place next to a fast food outlet.  I recall going there a couple of years ago, it was run by Chinese then Thai, not sure who it’s run by now.
That would be diamond spa?
I saw that they had a refurb during corona, and perhaps new ownership as I saw a Thai guy in the reception?

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Went to Dr Herb in E2 about a week ago.

£30 for 30 minutes.

My ‘therapist’ was an oriental lady, mid 30’s and medium size build.  The massage itself was underwhelming.  Typical back rub to hamstrings and calves with an occasional CC.  She did that fingertip thing near my crotch area, I guess that’s the ‘trap’ to get me to excited.  Anyway, I flipped over and she almost immediately asked me if I wanted either hand relief or B2B, she quoted £30 and £60 respectively.  I declined on the basis that the massage was really crap and she really didn’t get me going.  She said she’d accept £20 for HR, but I really didn’t feel her, so I declined again.

Final thoughts, very poor massage, light and minimal effort.  This place used to have better girls in the past, not sure why it’s crap now.

Reminds me, I was there just before lockdown. Had a ok-Ish massage by a 20-something chubby Chinese girl. Standard hourly price at door. Paid 60 for 20-30 mins of b2b and 20 extra for owo. B2B was ok, but she insisted on filling her mouth with warm tea(!!) every 30 seconds during owo. Not an awesome experience.

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Reminds me, I was there just before lockdown. Had a ok-Ish massage by a 20-something chubby Chinese girl. Standard hourly price at door. Paid 60 for 20-30 mins of b2b and 20 extra for owo. B2B was ok, but she insisted on filling her mouth with warm tea(!!) every 30 seconds during owo. Not an awesome experience.

Maybe your cock tasted of sugar and she just needed to add some tea  :unknown: :lol:

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Maybe your cock tasted of sugar and she just needed to add some tea  :unknown: :lol:

Sure - And with a bit of effort ... milk?

Offline petercamford

Any massage shops in london (zones 1/2/3) with a masseuse with a great body, amazing massage, and B2B skills? Don't want to go just for a nice B2B, it should be cherry on top after a great massage as well.

Try Lisa at naturalatmosphere.co.uk

Can't be beaten IMHO

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Try Lisa at naturalatmosphere.co.uk

Can't be beaten IMHO

would love to see a review of her then?

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Reminds me, I was there just before lockdown. Had a ok-Ish massage by a 20-something chubby Chinese girl. Standard hourly price at door. Paid 60 for 20-30 mins of b2b and 20 extra for owo. B2B was ok, but she insisted on filling her mouth with warm tea(!!) every 30 seconds during owo. Not an awesome experience.

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Saw this lady recently: External Link/Members Only

Very unlikely to be the girl in the photos. The girl I met was a fair bit heavier. This could be COVID weight, but she definitely did not have the same appeal as the girl in the photographs. She was very chatty and friendly. The massage was meh, but the OWO was pretty good. Overall, not worth the cost of entry. I'd pass.

Thanks but  the point here is to write a review, especially for warnings.  Kindly do so.

Offline TP84

If you are usually in the neighbourhood, I would recommend Thai Spa two doors along over Natural Ways. Since the renovation a while back, the rooms have their own showers and the proposition will generally be made. Previously the girls were prettier but rarely offered extras. My last visit pre-lockdown, my masseuse was Chinese and I understood that the others were Thai.

I normally walk past on my way to Natural Ways.. May have to pay a visit

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Reminds me, I was there just before lockdown. Had a ok-Ish massage by a 20-something chubby Chinese girl. Standard hourly price at door. Paid 60 for 20-30 mins of b2b and 20 extra for owo. B2B was ok, but she insisted on filling her mouth with warm tea(!!) every 30 seconds during owo. Not an awesome experience.

And did chubby = chebby?

Offline KnightRider2000

Went to natural remedies (Baker street) today... paid £40 for 45 mins and the girl was Anise I think? It was slightly unclear, she seems to be oriental Asian. Massage was okay, not the best I’ve had in there. Said HJ only for 80 (including being nude). At first I was like nah thanks and just settled for a HJ clothes on for 40. She then was like okay 60 and even though that was pricey I was like fine... I probably shouldn’t have. The HJ was decent, and after the finish straight into the shower. Finished ten mins early and she didn’t seem interested to carry on. Probably the worst experience I’ve had there

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Went to natural remedies (Baker street) today... paid £40 for 45 mins and the girl was Anise I think? It was slightly unclear, she seems to be oriental Asian. Massage was okay, not the best I’ve had in there. Said HJ only for 80 (including being nude). At first I was like nah thanks and just settled for a HJ clothes on for 40. She then was like okay 60 and even though that was pricey I was like fine... I probably shouldn’t have. The HJ was decent, and after the finish straight into the shower. Finished ten mins early and she didn’t seem interested to carry on. Probably the worst experience I’ve had there

Thanks for the warning.  What did she look like; Age?  Face? Body?
You paid 20 too much for the service even at "discount".  You would have done better in Paddington, Edgware Road, Kilburn, Swiss Cottage, Notting Hill amongst other places not that far away.
Suggest you try harder declining excessive charges and also do more research for better parlours and avoid wasting money so you can enjoy more and better elsewhere.

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Ah yeah sorry! I don’t review often. So she had a mask on most of the time! She tried to claim she’s 27 but I’m pretty sure more like mid 30s. I’d say C cup tits, ass was meh, nothing special. Not going to lie, probably my last tome there! Yeah I definitely wasn’t resilient enough yesterday.