Tried Oasis Balance Therapy in Eltham again on Friday night.
Was passing on my way to meet some people in the pub but decided to pop my head in for a quick check on who was there. The place has a strange, sewage-like smell just as you walk in, always puts me off a little, but not too bad elsewhere in the shop.
Out of the little room just by reception comes a tall, thin Chinese wearing jeans and a tight t-shirt containing with what appear to be massive tits. Face is pock marked but she's wearing plenty of makeup and it's actually acceptable given the body. She introduces herself as Suki.
Now I only have 30 minutes until I need to be in the pub, which is another few minutes away. I explain to her that I don't have much time but she (somewhat easily) convinces me to go for a 30 min massage. I tell her it's going to have to be more like 20-25 min which of course doesn't bother her at all. I figured £30+tip for a quickie and to get a look at the big tits was fine.
In the room we go - same room as I've used in my other two visits, first one on the left. Strip and on the table, which is big but uncomfortable due to inadequate padding. Suki returns and we agree a no oil, light touch massage given the time constraints. It was clear what I was there for, and she didn't object when I helped myself to a little caress of her thigh and arse while she was near my head rubbing my back.
After about 10 min of decent rubbing and light scratching of my back (which felt great) and legs with the obligatory swipes and nudges of my balls, she asked for the turn and immediately suggests £50 for B2B, £60 if I want "a really good service" and to to "licky licky," she says as she points at her crotch. A bit of negotiation and we settle at £50 for the B2B and the RO. I have a feeling I could've got it down by a tenner or so but I wasn't bothered about it given the time constraint, not to mentioned my hard on shouting "fuck the negotiation, let's get to it!"
At this point I'm asked for the money up front, which is something that really irritates me. I get why some of them do it but it's just bad customer service! But what can I do, so I fish out the cash.
Suki strips and I get a good look at the body. Very thin, arse a bit flat but that's to be expected. A couple of tattoos including a giant one across her lower abdomen with some design and silly slogan (something in English about love). Tits...fake, obviously, but not nearly as big as I expected. Rock hard and probably a big B or small C cup? Not bad tits but nowhere near as big as they appeared in the bra and t-shirt.
Handjob was decent but the actual B2B wasn't anything special. It was mostly her leaning against me from the side, although she did let me have a good lick of her pussy which was decent - I'd imagine it was nice and tight. I asked how much to fuck her and she said it's not allowed there, which is the same response I got from the other girls. I'd be surprised if you couldn't get it, but probably not the first time with a girl unless you wanted to offer big £££. I was more curious about the possibility/price than actually fucking her right then, anyway.
Time is now running out and I know I need to pop and run. She goes back to standing next to me and I have a feel for her pussy. She let's me get a bit of a finger inside her, but positions herself so that I can't do much more. She's following my lead by talking dirty and gives me a couple brief kisses including a bit of tongue, which does it for me and I shoot my load on her hand and arm.
Quick clean up and I'm off. About 25 min out the door.
I'd probably see her again as I'm curious how she'd do in a non-rushed situation. I think her oil massage would be good and if you could get a decent price and convince her to do full service, it would probably be alright. As said, the tits were a bit of a disappointment only because of the false advertising, and the face isn't great, but overall not a terrible looking punt.
She says she works there Wed's and Fri's and said she doesn't work anywhere else, which is probably bullshit.
Oh, and on my way out another girl is there saying goodbye. I saw her at reception on one of my previous visits and she is very unattractive. Would definitely not proceed with a massage if she was the only option!