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Tried Oasis Balance Therapy in Eltham again on Friday night.

Was passing on my way to meet some people in the pub but decided to pop my head in for a quick check on who was there. The place has a strange, sewage-like smell just as you walk in, always puts me off a little, but not too bad elsewhere in the shop.

Out of the little room just by reception comes a tall, thin Chinese wearing jeans and a tight t-shirt containing with what appear to be massive tits. Face is pock marked but she's wearing  plenty of makeup and it's actually acceptable given the body. She introduces herself as Suki.

Now I only have 30 minutes until I need to be in the pub, which is another few minutes away. I explain to her that I don't have much time but she (somewhat easily) convinces me to go for a 30 min massage. I tell her it's going to have to be more like 20-25 min which of course doesn't bother her at all. I figured £30+tip for a quickie and to get a look at the big tits was fine.

In the room we go - same room as I've used in my other two visits, first one on the left. Strip and on the table, which is big but uncomfortable due to inadequate padding. Suki returns and we agree a no oil, light touch massage given the time constraints. It was clear what I was there for, and she didn't object when I helped myself to a little caress of her thigh and arse while she was near my head rubbing my back.

After about 10 min of decent rubbing and light scratching of my back (which felt great) and legs with the obligatory swipes and nudges of my balls, she asked for the turn and immediately suggests £50 for B2B, £60 if I want "a really good service" and to to "licky licky," she says as she points at her crotch. A bit of negotiation and we settle at £50 for the B2B and the RO. I have a feeling I could've got it down by a tenner or so but I wasn't bothered about it given the time constraint, not to mentioned my hard on shouting "fuck the negotiation, let's get to it!"

At this point I'm asked for the money up front, which is something that really irritates me. I get why some of them do it but it's just bad customer service! But what can I do, so I fish out the cash.

Suki strips and I get a good look at the body. Very thin, arse a bit flat but that's to be expected. A couple of tattoos including a giant one across her lower abdomen with some design and silly slogan (something in English about love). Tits...fake, obviously, but not nearly as big as I expected. Rock hard and probably a big B or small C cup? Not bad tits but nowhere near as big as they appeared in the bra and t-shirt.

Handjob was decent but the actual B2B wasn't anything special. It was mostly her leaning against me from the side, although she did let me have a good lick of her pussy which was decent - I'd imagine it was nice and tight. I asked how much to fuck her and she said it's not allowed there, which is the same response I got from the other girls. I'd be surprised if you couldn't get it, but probably not the first time with a girl unless you wanted to offer big £££. I was more curious about the possibility/price than actually fucking her right then, anyway.

Time is now running out and I know I need to pop and run. She goes back to standing next to me and I have a feel for her pussy. She let's me get a bit of a finger inside her, but positions herself so that I can't do much more. She's following my lead by talking dirty and gives me a couple brief kisses including a bit of tongue, which does it for me and I shoot my load on her hand and arm.

Quick clean up and I'm off. About 25 min out the door.

I'd probably see her again as I'm curious how she'd do in a non-rushed situation. I think her oil massage would be good and if you could get a decent price and convince her to do full service, it would probably be alright. As said, the tits were a bit of a disappointment only because of the false advertising, and the face isn't great, but overall not a terrible looking punt.

She says she works there Wed's and Fri's and said she doesn't work anywhere else, which is probably bullshit.

Oh, and on my way out another girl is there saying goodbye. I saw her at reception on one of my previous visits and she is very unattractive. Would definitely not  proceed with a massage if she was the only option!
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Offline Pollux

At the request of sparkus I am linking my review for Balance Massage in Earls Court

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=275620.0

Round up would be: nice attractive, friendly Chinese girl who provided a good service at a reasonable rate  (30 mins £30 + £40 b2b)


Offline Titti Tatti

This week only, so I'll be brief.

Called Skylines ahead and not Emily said I could choose Russian or Polish.  After short discussion went for Clare the Russian. When I get there guess who had answered the phone?

Clare is much larger than I would pick out but...

Round unmade up face, huge firm heavy tits (2 hands each), big waist. Caries it well as she can as her skin is very taught. 

50 /hr.

Massage ok but somehow I expected better. she's also the chatiest ever, but at least she knows her subjects. Just before half time 20/40GBP discussion takes place. Decide her bombs and her attitude worth the latter.
Less than 10 !ins of slides and play and her lips are glancing and teasing the boy, soon it's full on owo.  It culminates with her kneeling and me standing and she encourages both my hands behind her head and to go for it.  No holding back and I've never had it so vigorous. CIM is requested but I can't oblige. I turn around and rimming and prostrate massage help her bring me past the point of no return. 

I would have given her a Neutral at best but she went well beyond my normal expectations in B2B. It's the surprise package that keeps me going back to thesecplaces. She was very appreciative of the 50 I donated for 'her time'.

Said she's off up North next week.

On  way out caught a glimpse of Polish girl. Tidy looking slim blonde with nice Bob haircut.  Facial features possibly a little harsh so face not up to standard of body.  But she looks well worth a visit.

Offline jamesbb

Hammersmith Chinese massage & Acupuncture - 216 Fulham Palace Rd, London W6 9NT

Popped in the other day- clean, warm room with shower . £45 for 45 mins.
Allocated Nicole / Nicola – Asian, tall, super slim, almond shaped face, flat chested, pert bottom, guessing mid twenties but could be older.
Very strong competent massage with no hint of sensuality until turn over….modest negotiations agreed £50 for B2B.
Now dis-robed – fabulous body, flat tummy, modest bush and receptive to RO. Into 69 where I suggested she might like to use her mouth rather than hands – politely declined. Happy conclusion over her tits as I fingered her pussy. Overall reserved, elegant and very attractive –and not forgetting a highly talented therapist.

Nicole / Nicola (sorry could be either) only works Thursdays in Fulham – she mentioned working in Covent Garden on other days…name of establishment lost in translation (her English is somewhat limited) and believe she works there under another name - she had started introducing herself as something other than Nicole and then corrected herself.

Would definitely re-visit were it not for current health scares…






Offline y101y

Alisara spa today near Excel. Girl named Mimi. Full review here

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=275924.0

But highlights are:

- Tried to charge 60 for massage “because of Coronavirus”
- 50 tip to Mimi for the works
- Mimi wanted bareback but I stopped it
- Paid Alisara an extra 20 to watch me fuck Mimi

Strange day!

Offline Sheraton

Alicia a Thai masseuse in Islington who works from her apartment.  A neutral (again) for me...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=275897.0

Offline Deeeazy

Passed by SanLing Baker Street and looks like Kelly has sold on to a new woman.
Every time I passed by Kelly was on the couch half sleep or on her phone looking a bit overweight. No wonder she left. Wasn’t looking too good no more.




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Passed by SanLing Baker Street and looks like Kelly has sold on to a new woman.
Every time I passed by Kelly was on the couch half sleep or on her phone looking a bit overweight. No wonder she left. Wasn’t looking too good no more.

I was keen to go back and see her, never had a problem with her podge and a thoroughly filthy time was always guaranteed.

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Passed by SanLing Baker Street and looks like Kelly has sold on to a new woman.
Every time I passed by Kelly was on the couch half sleep or on her phone looking a bit overweight. No wonder she left. Wasn’t looking too good no more.
Yes Kelly has sold to a girl called Emma who previously worked at Well Health The Cut
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Yes Kelly has sold to a girl called Emma who previously worked at Well Health The Cut

You seem well informed  :D

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Yes Kelly has sold to a girl called Emma who previously worked at Well Health The Cut

Do you or @Sparkus know anything about this Emma?
Anyone else have experience of her?

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Yes Kelly has sold to a girl called Emma who previously worked at Well Health The Cut

Good time to sell :)

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Do you or @Sparkus know anything about this Emma?
Anyone else have experience of her?

I have never had a massage from her, I believe she is in her 40s.

Up until Christmas she did Saturdays at ORBS but under a different name which I have forgotten as there was already an Emma in situ. ( I remember there is a discussion somewhere on this thread about two Emma's at ORBS)

She also worked in an Earls Court shop (maybe Harmony)  before transferring to Well Health and again I don't know what name she used there.

My guess is that she will not be greedy for tips as she will have learned from Well Health that the 20/40/60 regime works well for getting customers through the door and she is now an owner so she wants footfall rather than huge tips.
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Three (three!) new Thai places in Walthamstow, it seems (unless anyone knows different?)

External Link/Members Only - near station
External Link/Members Only - Markhouse Road
External Link/Members Only - Leyton High Road

Just as an update:

- Wow8 is as grim as the partial pic of her on their website, seems to be a one woman operation on a back street, quite masculine looking Thai lady
- the Markhouse Road one looked closed but had sandwich board sign outside still, looks conceivably a brothel (based almost inside a taxi office)
- Aum Chu is a tiny Thai lady in crop top working from an unassuming unit inside a half-built business centre.  Dyed blonde, big eyelashes etc.

Of the three I'd say the Markhouse one could have some potential, apparently bookings are appointment only but available until midnight  ;)

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Thanks Sparkus :) Does Aum Chu offer anything more than a HJ/massage?

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I have never had a massage from her, I believe she is in her 40s.

Up until Christmas she did Saturdays at ORBS but under a different name which I have forgotten as there was already an Emma in situ. ( I remember there is a discussion somewhere on this thread about two Emma's at ORBS)

She also worked in an Earls Court shop (maybe Harmony)  before transferring to Well Health and again I don't know what name she used there.

My guess is that she will not be greedy for tips as she will have learned from Well Health that the 20/40/60 regime works well for getting customers through the door and she is now an owner so she wants footfall rather than huge tips.

Walked past SLBS at about 10pm on Tuesday night and Kelly was standing by the window, so she was still around. Coat off so not just dropping in.

Also, I met the owner, when the place was being re-furbished. I parked behind his Range rover, one sunny Sunday afternoon, right outside the shop. A Chinese guy in his 30s. Very smartly dressed and spoke excellent English. We had a chat and he gave me the lowdown on when they'd be re-opening. He was off-loading boxes of items for the shop. I'll guess that neither Kelly nor Emma would have more than a share in the outfit. Certainly not full or controlling ownership. Despite what you might hear, or be told by masseuses.

Kelly was in the shop, that Sunday, and gave a big wave (I've known her since she first appeared on the scene, as a younger, slim, sexy, little and crazy lass. Not the later version that appeared, in her City days, and best avoided).

As for Emma. If she was in EC, it would probably have been in Harmony. It was run, for a while, by Linda and Lucy who own the Well Health shops. I bumped into Lucy, in EC, at the time and we had an 'old pals' natter. I've known her since before this board was heard of - she was the first, Chinese shop, star masseuse, on this board's predecessor. Very nicely coiffed and expensively dressed, that day - quite the smart Chinese business woman.

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It was run, for a while, by Linda and Lucy who own the Well Health shops. I bumped into Lucy, in EC, at the time and we had an 'old pals' natter. I've known her since before this board was heard of - she was the first, Chinese shop, star masseuse, on this board's predecessor. Very nicely coiffed and expensively dressed, that day - quite the smart Chinese business woman.

Lucy was the star attraction at SLBS circa 2008/9, she moved onto a shop in Goodge Street, and then onto Praed Street, always a nice lady.

By coincidence, Ruby/Emma of ORBS was doing odd days in the Earls Court shop a few years back, this was before it was called Harmony, maybe Doctor & Herb, or something like that.

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Spot on about Lucy, Jonestown. First massage girl to go on the NDL, on a certain site, if you remember. She was at SLBS. Saw her, frequently, at Goodge Street (one of the all time best in 4 handers) and she phoned me ahead of Paddington WH opening, so I was an early visitor. Not sure they were even properly opened.

Yes, Harmony has had a few names and Christ knows which one it was under when I caught up with Lucy.   :hi:
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When Lucy closed Denman Street she bought Dr and Herbs in Earls Court. Quite a few of the Denman/Praed Street girls did a day or two there.

Lucy sold it shortly afterwards as there was too much competition in the area. After that it took her maybe a year to find another shop which is now Well Health at The Cut.
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Thanks Sparkus :) Does Aum Chu offer anything more than a HJ/massage?

I didn't stick around long to find out but had a brief chat as far as I could, seems to be a popular place as I passed a bloke leaving and she said she had an imminent booking.  I reckon it's just rub and tug but who knows? She wasn't really my type but I could imagine a few would go gaga for her - short/kewt, blonde hair, almond eyes, Bs on display in crop top and yoga pants.

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I didn't stick around long to find out but had a brief chat as far as I could, seems to be a popular place as I passed a bloke leaving and she said she had an imminent booking.  I reckon it's just rub and tug but who knows? She wasn't really my type but I could imagine a few would go gaga for her - short/kewt, blonde hair, almond eyes, Bs on display in crop top and yoga pants.

Thanks Sparkus appreciate it

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Lucy has closed both her shops until further notice.

Well Health Waterloo and Paddington
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Crikey!  It's like all the "husbands" are in chatting about goings on!   :lol:  Are you all playing Mah Jong too?
Well if the Old Bill didn't know before they certainly now have a potted history of one lady and some associates.

Didn't Kelly work the Well Health scene?  She too should have known about the 20/40/60 but seems to have screwed her chances at PFKASLBS.

@Baxter63 and @Rebelsurge, given your extensive knowledge of (part of) the scene perhaps in the absence of your reviews you could give a quick rundown (name, description) on who to avoid at the various parlours you have current knowledge of?   :hi:
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Went to Skyline on Friday. Luna and Tarah working. Didn't see Luna as she was busy. Tarah was offered but only did soft massage. Usually I prefer since decent therapeutic massage but I caught a glimpse of Tarah and her body looked absolutely amazing... Tall, slim and model like so went for it. She was stunning to me. Right from the offset offered he or b2b, went with the b2b at 40. She was clear that she was inexperienced didn't offer n anything more, but I wanted to see her unclothed!
Massage was basic strokes, no real pressure and not memorable. B2b was basically just her sitting on my bum of thighs in her pants whilst stroking. HE was slow and she concentrated but was quite meh even when I could see her magnificent body. She doesn't seem to be an experienced cock handler and after 15 minutes I had to finish myself. She was lovely and friendly and chatty but doesn't seem to have any confidence or skills. Told me she works once a month but not sure if make the effort to see her again even though she was lovely. If she ever developed her skills she would be top notch though.
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Went to Skyline on Friday. Luna and Tarah working. Didn't see Luna as she was busy. Tarah was offered but only did soft massage. Usually I prefer since decent therapeutic massage but I caught a glimpse of Tarah and her body looked absolutely amazing... Tall, slim and model like so went for it. She was stunning to me. Right from the offset offered he or b2b, went with the b2b at 40. She was clear that she was inexperienced didn't offer n anything more, but I wanted to see her unclothed!
Massage was basic strokes, no real pressure and not memorable. B2b was basically just her sitting on my bum of thighs in her pants whilst stroking. HE was slow and she concentrated but was quite meh even when I could see her magnificent body. She doesn't seem to be an experienced cock handler and after 15 minutes I had to finish myself. She was lovely and friendly and chatty but doesn't seem to have any confidence or skills. Told me she works once a month but not sure if make the effort to see her again even though she was lovely. If she ever developed her skills she would be top notch though.

if you'd tried searching on here about her you would've saved your money.  She's been spinning that "beginner" line for over a year, she's a complete fraud taking money from easy marks.  You can get fingers and tongue in but it's not worth it, even if she wets herself she doesn't deliver any better with HR or even hint at oral.  Massage and b2b are a complete mystery to her.  For future reference AVOID.

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if you'd tried searching on here about her you would've saved your money.  She's been spinning that "beginner" line for over a year, she's a complete fraud taking money from easy marks.  You can get fingers and tongue in but it's not worth it, even if she wets herself she doesn't deliver any better with HR or even hint at oral.  Massage and b2b are a complete mystery to her.  For future reference AVOID.

This. And think it’s been more than a year! Think I was her first customer there and it was terrible. Talked about her boyfriend the whole time. Tried again, for some stupid reason, a while later and it was still shit, although I at least got to see the body that time. The proprietor asked me how it went and I gave an honest review, which resulted in her offering me a free massage the next visit although I didn’t bother trying to redeem that. Spoke to Hannah about Tarah recently and she says she’s very popular with Asian punters. I get the obvious connection but don’t they want a decent service too?

Shame as with her looks she could be raking it in right now.


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Lucy has closed both her shops until further notice.

Well Health Waterloo and Paddington

And others are reporting a total drop off of custom.

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Wouldn't even dignify the experience with a full review but saw Ashley/Ashleigh at the Wellbeing Spa on Kensington Church Street.  Suckered in by a huge pair of chebs on display, went for it there and then and as wasn't planning to panicked and paid by card to ensure enough tip on me.  More fool me there.  The shop also seems to have responded to the loss of trade by hiking up prices.

Down in the room, have to say her massage was one of the best I have ever received, knew what needed doing and was generous with the time.  Unfortunately on the flip she oiled up my raging cock and began the negotiation there, insisting on no less than 40 for a clothed HJ with no prospect of getting the huge chebs out or even allowing me to touch them ("regulars only").  I chalked up the loss and just let her do it, which was at the same time superb yet ultimately frustrating.

SP herself is short and mixed race as reported, still youthful looking and by no means unattractive.  I was quite honest about what I'd expected coming in and that the rates would probably see no further custom, she was quite honest in replying that she doesn't want to do this much longer and her days of stripping off are over.  Make of that what you will.

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Crikey!  It's like all the "husbands" are in chatting about goings on!   :lol:  Are you all playing Mah Jong too?
Well if the Old Bill didn't know before they certainly now have a potted history of one lady and some associates.

Didn't Kelly work the Well Health scene?  She too should have known about the 20/40/60 but seems to have screwed her chances at PFKASLBS.

@Baxter63 and @Rebelsurge, given your extensive knowledge of (part of) the scene perhaps in the absence of your reviews you could give a quick rundown (name, description) on who to avoid at the various parlours you have current knowledge of?   :hi:

Kelly worked numerous locales and was more than aware of it, plus some pretty devout custom which I am sure she wouldn't want to deter.  She is more than aware of this site and indeed thread too.

I think my abiding memory of my FBSM career to date has to be her banging on the window of her Middlesex Street shop with a face like thunder as she saw me heading into Grace's over the road to eat out her snatch.

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Thanks Sparkus appreciate it

Goodmans would probably enjoy himself there too given his well (?) documented tastes and proclivities seem to correspond to her and her offer.

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Lucy has closed both her shops until further notice.

Well Health Waterloo and Paddington

Does she own them?

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Visited this shop last Sunday. Called and arranged an appointment at short notice. Parking on side roads,outside of a bus stop,weird entrance joint with a flat entrance i believe. I was more after a good massage than extras and decided to try this place.
Lady was called Pim or Pin or something similar,around 35 early 40s,thai lady,not a looker but i wasn't there for that.
Very good massage delivered indeed,no sensual touches or any   CC swipes. Question was asked after turn over when she asked if i need this area massaged,pointing to my penis,yes please,only HE on offer and she tried to charge 30 as it was a quiet day ,i said no and she just continued massaging until she agreed to 20 after a few minutes.
Good HE delivered slow and varied strokes,but she positioned away so i couldn't touch her. Hot towel clean done at the end. Would recommend the place for the massage but not so much if you are after extras,not sure how many more ladies working here,the place has potential i believe so i will visit again. She works Sundays only.
 

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Visited this shop last Sunday. Called and arranged an appointment at short notice. Parking on side roads,outside of a bus stop,weird entrance joint with a flat entrance i believe. I was more after a good massage than extras and decided to try this place.
Lady was called Pim or Pin or something similar,around 35 early 40s,thai lady,not a looker but i wasn't there for that.
Very good massage delivered indeed,no sensual touches or any   CC swipes. Question was asked after turn over when she asked if i need this area massaged,pointing to my penis,yes please,only HE on offer and she tried to charge 30 as it was a quiet day ,i said no and she just continued massaging until she agreed to 20 after a few minutes.
Good HE delivered slow and varied strokes,but she positioned away so i couldn't touch her. Hot towel clean done at the end. Would recommend the place for the massage but not so much if you are after extras,not sure how many more ladies working here,the place has potential i believe so i will visit again. She works Sundays only.

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Visited this shop last Sunday. Called and arranged an appointment at short notice. Parking on side roads,outside of a bus stop,weird entrance joint with a flat entrance i believe. I was more after a good massage than extras and decided to try this place.
Lady was called Pim or Pin or something similar,around 35 early 40s,thai lady,not a looker but i wasn't there for that.
Very good massage delivered indeed,no sensual touches or any   CC swipes. Question was asked after turn over when she asked if i need this area massaged,pointing to my penis,yes please,only HE on offer and she tried to charge 30 as it was a quiet day ,i said no and she just continued massaging until she agreed to 20 after a few minutes.
Good HE delivered slow and varied strokes,but she positioned away so i couldn't touch her. Hot towel clean done at the end. Would recommend the place for the massage but not so much if you are after extras,not sure how many more ladies working here,the place has potential i believe so i will visit again. She works Sundays only.

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Wouldn't even dignify the experience with a full review but saw Ashley/Ashleigh at the Wellbeing Spa on Kensington Church Street.  Suckered in by a huge pair of chebs on display, went for it there and then and as wasn't planning to panicked and paid by card to ensure enough tip on me.  More fool me there.  The shop also seems to have responded to the loss of trade by hiking up prices.

Down in the room, have to say her massage was one of the best I have ever received, knew what needed doing and was generous with the time.  Unfortunately on the flip she oiled up my raging cock and began the negotiation there, insisting on no less than 40 for a clothed HJ with no prospect of getting the huge chebs out or even allowing me to touch them ("regulars only").  I chalked up the loss and just let her do it, which was at the same time superb yet ultimately frustrating.

SP herself is short and mixed race as reported, still youthful looking and by no means unattractive.  I was quite honest about what I'd expected coming in and that the rates would probably see no further custom, she was quite honest in replying that she doesn't want to do this much longer and her days of stripping off are over.  Make of that what you will.

This sounds like the same bird I saw in Kilburn. Not a bad looking thing with massive bazookas. Reviews on here said she started restricting access not long after I’d reviewed her... oh dear if it’s her  :unknown:

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This. And think it’s been more than a year! Think I was her first customer there and it was terrible. Talked about her boyfriend the whole time. Tried again, for some stupid reason, a while later and it was still shit, although I at least got to see the body that time. The proprietor asked me how it went and I gave an honest review, which resulted in her offering me a free massage the next visit although I didn’t bother trying to redeem that. Spoke to Hannah about Tarah recently and she says she’s very popular with Asian punters. I get the obvious connection but don’t they want a decent service too?

Shame as with her looks she could be raking it in right now.

Seeing some of the Asians shuffling in, they just want the girl naked so they can perve and paw whilst she tosses them off.  Tarah ticks the box of the careless punter.
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Lucy has closed both her shops until further notice.

Well Health Waterloo and Paddington

Dr Herb, Bethnall green rd now closed "for one or two month".

If they are thinking with their heads perhaps it's time I did likewise. Hopefully today was my last action until at least May, when hopefully things will be clearer.

I need to reset my dials and this had better be the spur. 

Coming on here doesn't help so (hopefully) see you all again then. 

Good luck and be safe.


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I have to admit I didn't see this coming...

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Man, Honkie!  Donchu know jack?   :unknown:

Sorry LLP forgive my stupidity, but I dont understand your answer. Is she the owner or not?
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I have to admit I didn't see this coming...

Said the blind lady to the bishop.

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can anyone say if parlours are by and large staying open? what's the latest intel on that? anyone recced round london? Thanks... just don't want to waste a train ticket... BUT I do recognise we all have a responsibility to provide money and stop these businesses from going under.

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can anyone say if parlours are by and large staying open? what's the latest intel on that? anyone recced round london? Thanks... just don't want to waste a train ticket... BUT I do recognise we all have a responsibility to provide money and stop these businesses from going under.

Passed this one near my office in Blackfriars today and they’re open.

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Was tempted to go in at lunch but problem is they’re in such a conspicuous place, I don’t want to risk colleagues seeing me going in or coming out

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can anyone say if parlours are by and large staying open? what's the latest intel on that? anyone recced round london? Thanks... just don't want to waste a train ticket... BUT I do recognise we all have a responsibility to provide money and stop these businesses from going under.

So you're travelling unnecessarily in direct opposition to Government advice?
Kindly start your own thread about the morality of travelling to punts during the outbreak...
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So you're travelling unnecessarily in direct opposition to Government advice?
Kindly start your own thread about the morality of travelling to punts during the outbreak...
You may care to consult with DavieMac via PM prior to deciding to start the thread.
Not a good idea welllucky. 5 temporary bannings already in force :hi:

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Not a good idea welllucky. 5 temporary bannings already in force :hi:

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Offline Shades

Called into Me and you spa. Had an hour with Ella with B2b for 120.
Rooms are very well done. Shower taken before and after. They seem to have done up the shower room since I was there last.
Ella is pretty young (early to mid 20's) and been there a few years now so fairly experienced. I like her body as she is very skinny with a tight toned size 6 body, and perfectly formed little b cup tits.

Massage is always perfect Camilla text book, lots of long slow strokes. Plenty of credit card swipes and a good range of reach unders. As it was b2b it was naked from the start and a good amount of body slides while on my front, and access to all areas allowed, although no fingers inside.
Flipper over and routine was repeated, and then finished with a nice slow happy ending.
Definately not cheap, but Ella is super reliable, so a great back-up plan.
Ella indicated tantric was not available currently as she did not want to do kissing because of Corona virus. Good to see they are implementing their own version of social distancing.

Offline Sparta Prada

Called into Me and you spa. Had an hour with Ella with B2b for 120.
Rooms are very well done. Shower taken before and after. They seem to have done up the shower room since I was there last.
Ella is pretty young (early to mid 20's) and been there a few years now so fairly experienced. I like her body as she is very skinny with a tight toned size 6 body, and perfectly formed little b cup tits.

Massage is always perfect Camilla text book, lots of long slow strokes. Plenty of credit card swipes and a good range of reach unders. As it was b2b it was naked from the start and a good amount of body slides while on my front, and access to all areas allowed, although no fingers inside.
Flipper over and routine was repeated, and then finished with a nice slow happy ending.
Definately not cheap, but Ella is super reliable, so a great back-up plan.
Ella indicated tantric was not available currently as she did not want to do kissing because of Corona virus. Good to see they are implementing their own version of social distancing.

I have not been to Me And You Spa for quite a while now. Definitely one of the better places out there in terms of the rooms, showers, etc. But you do pay top dollar for it, £120 for 30 minutes!

I met Ella before, she's cute but not as attractive (for me) as Andrea (who left ages ago), Deia or Anka(?) who I have met before.