London massage shop mini reviews

[armslave]

Visited Akos again after a while (I've talked about this place before in edgeware, opposite simply healing), the girls have all seemed to have changed. Its nice that they're getting fresh faces in 


I had a nice 1 hr massage for £40 with a young ish chinese girl, slim nice, nice tits and legs just that her teeth weren't great. Generally when I've been Akos in the past I get a decent massage, not just an oily rub which I prefer. She was wearing a dress which exposed most of her legs and she moves around on top of you or sits on your but while working on you which is nice, she even accidentally knocked off the towel while moving around so I can feel her thighs and stuff on my butt cheeks . She also uses her knees and shins quite nicely during the massage which I also appreciate.

After a fairly decent massage I ended on a b2b for £40, though was trying to upsell a BJ for £80 which I declined. After she stripped she was happy to receive some oral, before she spent some time oiling up and sliding up and down over me.

Overall I left happy 

[RAJEC]

Visited Akos again after a while (I've talked about this place before in edgeware, opposite simply healing), the girls have all seemed to have changed. Its nice that they're getting fresh faces in 


I had a nice 1 hr massage for £40 with a young ish chinese girl, slim nice, nice tits and legs just that her teeth weren't great. Generally when I've been Akos in the past I get a decent massage, not just an oily rub which I prefer. She was wearing a dress which exposed most of her legs and she moves around on top of you or sits on your but while working on you which is nice, she even accidentally knocked off the towel while moving around so I can feel her thighs and stuff on my butt cheeks . She also uses her knees and shins quite nicely during the massage which I also appreciate.

After a fairly decent massage I ended on a b2b for £40, though was trying to upsell a BJ for £80 which I declined. After she stripped she was happy to receive some oral, before she spent some time oiling up and sliding up and down over me.

Overall I left happy 

Thanks for this 
Can you describe any other girls at this location please?

[Bigjimmyjones]

Paid a visit to QI Health Spa today in Angel.

Venue - not too shabby. The entrance looks shady. But the room was clean, nicely decorated and have some mirrors. The room I was in also had a pole running across the top...more on that later.

I walked in off the street and it genuinely looked like a scene from a horror movie. There were two old Chinese hags sitting at a table eating noodles. They had aweful dull hair just looked unpleasant. I was thinking of doing a runner but asked for a 60 minute deep tissue (I will never learn).

Paid using card and up steps a 60ish year old GILF. She was slim, nice tits but noticeably old. Long hair and a pretty shaved pussy.

She led me into the room and asked me to strip and lay on the table. Love playing innocent and kept my boxers on. The room had a green theme. She walked back in and forcibly removed my boxers stating the oil would ruin them...classic.

She asked me to confirm a deep tissue to which I said yes....I wish I hadn't. She hopped up onto the table and absolutely kneaded me half to death. What made it almost unbearable was she stood on the massage table and used the pole on top of the room to use her full weight to massage every inch of me with her feet. Fml I was close to passing it but didn't say anything. I have a huge foot fetish so didn't mind it.

Playing innocent I had my eyes closed but subtly opened them to see she was wearing no knickers underneath her dress and was deliberately flashing me every chance she got via the mirrors in the room. Was rock hard every time I saw her puss.

Around the 45 min mark she put her hand in my Arse crack and asked me if it was ok to massage there. I said yes. She expertly used oil to massage my ass crack, balls and gooch. I was literally on heat when she asked me turn over.

She offered 20 hj and 60 for b2b. Went for the 20 but I asked her to make sure I could see her puss. The lady was an absolute expert in HJ. Plenty of ball fondling and she used a variety of techniques. She started slow and sped up and then went slow again. I was naughty and rubbed her pussy underneath her dress and slipped a finger in to which she moaned. This proceeded to full on fingering but I didn't taste it like I usually do. She edged me to the brink 5 times until I begged her to wank me off as fast as possible. I exploded everywhere, all over myself, her and the floor.

The HJ was so intense that I think I fell asleep for a couple of minutes until she asked me to have a shower. Was certain wobbly on my feet.

Paid her 20 at the end and stumbled out.

Was a good experience.

Any name mate?

[Jonestown]

Any name mate?

He has already posted that no, he didn't get the name.

[armslave]

Thanks for this 
Can you describe any other girls at this location please?

Hmmm the last time I went was a while ago and the manager was saying that she has a new roster of girls, however the girls I've met previously have been mostly chinese, late 20s-early 30s slim/slimish in dresses with short hems or skirts. Ive also met an Italian and a Japanese girl who was just slightly chubby but had some nice tits.

[LLPunting]

Hmmm the last time I went was a while ago and the manager was saying that she has a new roster of girls, however the girls I've met previously have been mostly chinese, late 20s-early 30s slim/slimish in dresses with short hems or skirts. Ive also met an Italian and a Japanese girl who was just slightly chubby but had some nice tits.

If you don't have the name then which day did you visit?

How long ago did you see the Chinese that you reviewed in your previous post?

Is the pricing all over the place with the girls you've met or if not then what are the "standard" rates that you've found work?

[boomting_]

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phone: 02036698718

I was passing through Central London about a week a go and spotted this massage shop so popped in for a spontaneous massage. Location is not very discreet as is on a very busy road in London but i was not too fazed by this. Walked in and there was two ladies in reception and very young looking girl with glasses (looked 19-23) and a Mid-late 30's looking lady. Asked for price 30mins £30 1hour £50. Got told there was 3 girls available and i asked if the younger girl with glasses was available but was told no (i think she was just the receptionist) so i just opted for the other lady who was present (the slightly elderly woman, think her name was Nina maybe?) She had a nice smile and was quite tall for a Asian woman.

Anyway got taken into a very small, dark lit room, with relaxing music playing, was told to strip and lay down on the table. She left the room for a couple of minutes and i did as she asked. she return a couple of minutes later and got to work with my laying face down. Baby oil over my back, shoulders, neck, legs and she starts to massage in. Very good technique and i was fully in the zone of relaxation.

After a good 15-20 mins of this she tells me to flip over for front massage. as i flip over she sees that i am semi pleased down below with her efforts and gives off a giggle but doesn't try to sell extra's just yet. She massages my front for a bit working my legs and coming very close to the balls... teasing! after another 20mins of front massage she beings with the extras sales pitch... asks me if i want a happy ending, i sure do! How much i ask? she tells me how much i am willing to pay, i say £20 and shes says its 'very little' (not my cock lol) i tell her thats the maximum i am willing to pay for a HR. She doesn't put up much of a fight like most masseuses and just accepts the offer.

She gets to work down below with a fresh squirt of baby oil. it feels great but, she seems to be tugging a little too enthusiastically so i tell her to slow down as there is still time. She gets the message and slows down which made it a lot more sensual and sexual. Her technique when given the HR was pretty basic and i had to tell her to mix it up and do it this way, and that way, which was quite surprising given how good her technique was when giving the body massage. Its not long before my time is up and she starts to up the tempo and i happily lay back and finish up. Quick wipe down from her and she leaves me to get changed and out i go.

Paid £50 for 1hour + £20 HR - £70 Total. Good value for money in my opinion.

Would i retrun? Yes. Why? She didn't start with the extra's list as soon i got onto the massage table as alot of girls do and her massage technique was very good.

[LLPunting]

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Thanks for the update.   
Which day of the week was this?
Did she say anything about doing more for you next time?

Sounds like Fantasia is becoming more and more of a clip joint.  Whilst the prices are still reasonable when the punter refuses to pay more the girls all seem to be pitching for considerably more and yet offering limited quality of service as a result, especially considering you're in a closet, the walls are thin, there's no shower and you'll bump into other punters or passing public very easily.

Shame not much is said these days about the massage joints around Brewer St and Berwick St.  Guess the wise heads are popping into the well documented walk-ups instead.

[Wankingdead]

Went to this place near Kings Cross advertised as Asian massage by a mixed Chinese Japanese masseuse called Yuko, telephone number 07763985853, text from the station and got an immediate reply with availability, place on Railway street short walk from station, decided to take a chance in case she turn up to be old Mayuki whom I tripled holed many time and off I went, place is a flat quite discreet, pushed the bell and waited, I planned to make up an excuse and leave if the masseuse turned up to be a fat ugly milf but the girl who opened the door was young early twenties 5:2 and size 0, facially I would say a4, paid £50 for 30 minutes b2b and happy ending and a further £30 for fs, massage was rubbish as was her b2b, she has a nice b cups, condom on I fucked her in mesh, she has a tight pussy that took some pounding came in the dom showered and left, all in all a bellow par experience and my advice is avoid, while getting dressed the door to the next room opened and a naked fat bloke ran to the bathroom followed by a tall very pretty Chinese girl, obviously I was given the ugly sister ffs.

[Jonestown]

Went to this place near Kings Cross advertised as Asian massage by a mixed Chinese Japanese masseuse called Yuko, telephone number 07763985853, text from the station and got an immediate reply with availability, place on Railway street short walk from station, decided to take a chance in case she turn up to be old Mayuki whom I tripled holed many time and off I went, place is a flat quite discreet, pushed the bell and waited, I planned to make up an excuse and leave if the masseuse turned up to be a fat ugly milf but the girl who opened the door was young early twenties 5:2 and size 0, facially I would say a4, paid £50 for 30 minutes b2b and happy ending and a further £30 for fs, massage was rubbish as was her b2b, she has a nice b cups, condom on I fucked her in mesh, she has a tight pussy that took some pounding came in the dom showered and left, all in all a bellow par experience and my advice is avoid, while getting dressed the door to the next room opened and a naked fat bloke ran to the bathroom followed by a tall very pretty Chinese girl, obviously I was given the ugly sister ffs.

Wrong thread - This is a flat, not a shop - right ?

[sparkus]

Wrong thread - This is a flat, not a shop - right ?

Though he may have libelled one of the thread's avid readers 

[armslave]

If you don't have the name then which day did you visit?

How long ago did you see the Chinese that you reviewed in your previous post?

Is the pricing all over the place with the girls you've met or if not then what are the "standard" rates that you've found work?

I saw her last week Tuesday.

No for the most part Ive found that they want £20 for a hj and £40 for b2b, this seems to be the going rate and I generally try to stick to it. Its just the extras after b2b that they seem to want to charge a lot for.

[NoHo]

On Tuesday I went to Nirvana External Link/Members Only in Finchley and was assigned Lisa  Upstairs is TCM style with massage rooms downstairs and shower. I quoted this deal External Link/Members Only and paid £40 for an hour   Rooms nice and there’s a shower downstairs as well. Lisa I would say is mid 40’s and decent looking. She gave a great Thai  massage and hj at the end for £20 extra  so £60 all in. Good VFM

[sparkus]

I notice Moon Flower was in tonight's Evening Standard with a headline of "Pay what you want sexual services", concerning their latest brush with officialdom over their licence renewal.  Two inspectors visited and were offered extras, no mention of UKP though.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I notice Moon Flower was in tonight's Evening Standard with a headline of "Pay what you want sexual services", concerning their latest brush with officialdom over their licence renewal.  Two inspectors visited and were offered extras, no mention of UKP though.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=262436.0;topicseen
here is the full story.

[velybadboy]

My most recent visit to Qi Health Angel, I saw Nana.

I've written a review, but the headline is: so-so to decent massage from a young, pretty and fully clothed Chinese girl with only HE for £65 an hour all-in.

[FlaccidChimp]

Visited skyline and saw leyla Argentina. Offers covered bj for 60 and full service for 100.

[emmapunton]

Visited skyline and saw leyla Argentina. Offers covered bj for 60 and full service for 100.

That is pricey for a covered bj.

[Bob Suruncle]

On Tuesday I went to Nirvana External Link/Members Only in Finchley and was assigned Lisa  Upstairs is TCM style with massage rooms downstairs and shower. I quoted this deal External Link/Members Only and paid £40 for an hour   Rooms nice and there’s a shower downstairs as well. Lisa I would say is mid 40’s and decent looking. She gave a great Thai  massage and hj at the end for £20 extra  so £60 all in. Good VFM

Hi NoHo, Might be worth making this into a formal review and include in the reviews section. I know most of the details are in this message but it makes it a lot easier to find/sort if the review has its own thread. That makes two "sucessful" visits to this one time seemingly legit place 

The other review is here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=257533.0

[LLPunting]

Visited skyline and saw leyla Argentina. Offers covered bj for 60 and full service for 100.

As extras or inclusive of the house fee?  Did you pass or pay?

What are her body and looks like?

By limited account Layla is a poor second to Tara so I hope this was an inclusive price.

[FlaccidChimp]

As extras or inclusive of the house fee?  Did you pass or pay?

What are her body and looks like?

By limited account Layla is a poor second to Tara so I hope this was an inclusive price.

They're extras on top of the house fee. Looks mid 30s. Face decent but her body didn't feel great to me. Her b2b was lacking good slides. I agree she wasn't as good as tara and tried to charge more for a bj which is covered.

[LLPunting]

They're extras on top of the house fee. Looks mid 30s. Face decent but her body didn't feel great to me. Her b2b was lacking good slides. I agree she wasn't as good as tara and tried to charge more for a bj which is covered.

Thanks for clarifying.
So you declined?  Please tell us you laughed in her face and just told her to finish the b2b.  Which may explain the crap b2b.  I tend to forego any extras if they are insistent on excessive fees to avoid any begrudging performance.

[sparkus]

My most recent visit to Qi Health Angel, I saw Nana.

I've written a review, but the headline is: so-so to decent massage from a young, pretty and fully clothed Chinese girl with only HE for £65 an hour all-in.

I only went the once to see Yuji mentioned in this thread as was told she had big naturals (she certainly did but they weren't very youthful).

As mentioned before, the bouncy Chinese pixie woman on reception looks fun but is pretty flat.

65 for that isn't too bad, I've paid more for less.

[Duron]

Visited skyline and saw leyla Argentina. Offers covered bj for 60 and full service for 100.

Skyline (Lee)
I saw Leyla on a Wednesday. She has enhanced boobs. Oral was covered, which I wasn't expecting to be covered when oral was offered. £40 + £60.
Won't return.
Friendly though.

[LLPunting]

Skyline (Lee)
I saw Leyla on a Wednesday. She has enhanced boobs. Oral was covered, which I wasn't expecting to be covered when oral was offered. £40 + £60.
Won't return.
Friendly though.

Dammit Duron!  Don't entertain those scammers. 100 for OW!   Did you only stay 45 mins?  Thought prices were 35 for 30 or 50 for 60 (too pricey given the facilities).
You know you can do better.  If the girls there are trying this on then time to play at the other places in the area, or over Welling and Sundridge Park way.  They may not be "Latin" but you'll get more for your money.

[FlaccidChimp]

Tried luna at skyline. Very attractive Asian lady. 5 ft 4 ish. Small breasts and quite slim but still a bit curvy. Massage was acceptable. B2b agreed no bodyslides but more naked breast rubbing on my member. She Did ask for a condom and gave me covered oral so I am satisfied I got my moneys worth despite the lack of body slides.

[LLPunting]

Tried luna at skyline. Very attractive Asian lady. 5 ft 4 ish. Small breasts and quite slim but still a bit curvy. Massage was acceptable. B2b agreed no bodyslides but more naked breast rubbing on my member. She Did ask for a condom and gave me covered oral so I am satisfied I got my moneys worth despite the lack of body slides.

How much did you pay extra?

[FlaccidChimp]

How much did you pay extra?

I gave £45 which she seemed happy with but B2b is 40 which we agreed to beforehand.

[velybadboy]

As mentioned before, the bouncy Chinese pixie woman on reception looks fun but is pretty flat.

She was very good, but left about a month or 2 ago.

[sparkus]

She was very good, but left about a month or 2 ago.

I thought about it several times but she was flat as a pancake if not flatter.

Love your name btw.

[rocky187]

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Visited the above Lexi last week. Photos are her from what I can tell had a hour massage for £60+30 for HE.
 
Comms were decent at first but kept delaying me so 45 mins after start asked to message her an hour before to confirm not sure why as kept delaying afterwards. Is in Ladbroke Grove.

Massage was very good with good pressure and felt like a professional massage on the flip got covered and then one the rise started she mentioned extras are charged paid the 30 and she went to work. Had a shower and left.

Will probably go back as I now know what to expect for B2B it’s £130 for the hour and Nuru is £160

[Hugeadmirer]

How did she look?

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Visited the above Lexi last week. Photos are her from what I can tell had a hour massage for £60+30 for HE.
 
Comms were decent at first but kept delaying me so 45 mins after start asked to message her an hour before to confirm not sure why as kept delaying afterwards. Is in Ladbroke Grove.

Massage was very good with good pressure and felt like a professional massage on the flip got covered and then one the rise started she mentioned extras are charged paid the 30 and she went to work. Had a shower and left.

Will probably go back as I now know what to expect for B2B it’s £130 for the hour and Nuru is £160

[iamakel]

Went to Green Remedies yesterday as it caught my eye, without having done any research on it. Went in for 30 mins(£30)  and figured if I got an unattractive masseuse, I’d just opt for the massage.

Was seen by Trisha, Chinese lady probably in her late 30s. Wouldn’t look twice at her on the street but she had a naughty demeanour from the get go which was appreciated. Was rubbing my neck and arms while we were still walking down to the room (small, dark, good enough with a small shower cubicle).

Massage itself was okay, nothing special. CC swipes from around 2 minutes in though. So I was hard throughout the thing, and after lots and lots of CC swipes towards the end, asked to turn over, then if I want a massage “there”. I did. She said it was £30, I said £20. She said no, I said I’ll just continue the massage then. She came around after another minute of massage. HR was very good, she sat on the table, put my legs above hers, played with my gooch while giving an exquisite  hand shandy.

All in all: decent shop, masseuse  wasn’t very attractive, massage was ok, HR was very good. I’d probably not go back because there’s more to try

[rocky187]

Looked good to me face is nice can’t compare her to anyone right now. But she got a big batty and big breasts. The photos you see of her body seem to be right for me.

[Wankingdead]

Skyline Lee
Went recently, saw Sandra Spanish 25 5:6 long black hair size 6 swarthy speaks good English.
Massage was okay nothing special, she is talkative some people might not like that, after 20 minutes she asked the usual question gone for £40 b2b, she took her top off to reveal size a boobs which suited her frame, semi toned body no belly and shaved pussy, she climbed on the rickety table and did few slides, no kissing, the usual sensitive breasts so no touching and no you can’t come close to hear nether region.
She redeemed herself with a top class HE, cost £40 plus £40, left the place feeling a bit disappointed which means I won’t be returning to see her.

[LLPunting]

Skyline Lee
Went recently, saw Sandra Spanish 25 5:6 long black hair size 6 swarthy speaks good English.
Massage was okay nothing special, she is talkative some people might not like that, after 20 minutes she asked the usual question gone for £40 b2b, she took her top off to reveal size a boobs which suited her frame, semi toned body no belly and shaved pussy, she climbed on the rickety table and did few slides, no kissing, the usual sensitive breasts so no touching and no you can’t come close to hear nether region.
She redeemed herself with a top class HE, cost £40 plus £40, left the place feeling a bit disappointed which means I won’t be returning to see her.

Beat me to it 
Agree she's chatty, "sweet" on the build-up to the sell.  Apparently also does naked cleaning and visiting massage.  When she agreed to 40 for b2b I thought that was promising but turns out she's a pay to play girl wanting more for RO (+20), Oral and possibly also offers FS.  I declined the extra extras.  If only I had asked about RO etc at the negotiation stage I would've passed on all extras and saved the 40.   
Her physique is similar to Nikki here, though perhaps a little less toned.  She has a tasteful sleeve tattoo on her slender left forearm and is otherwise less inked than Nikki.  A pretty girl just shame about the cost of service.  Works Sat and Sun.  Needs to shave her legs.  Beaver was smooth and I was permitted external touching but like WD she soon complained of sensitivity of nipples and clit to prevent continued access. 
If you're happy with meh massage and just HR from a pretty, friendly slim brunette then worth a try, if you're a bit more discerning then Nikki, Luna and Sonya are all much better bets.

Also popped by the gaff at Elverson Rd, a cute faced, plumpish, 5'4", 30+ Chinese called Tina was there, extras available but wouldn't go into details as I was only passing and she said she'd be in on Sat if I was interested next time.

Also looked in at Chen Health & Beauty on the corner of Blackheath Hill and Lewisham Rd.  A cute 5' Chinese with almost no English and in need of a waxing above her lip was there along with another I didn't get to see.  Lack of English made it impossible to discover what services were on offer.  May give it a go for the WSWS experience.

[sparkus]

LLP, I've mentioned Tina before. Great attitude and lovely RO experience, though she did try to upsell to FS. Would recommend.

[Barny]

Has anyone seen Gracie Rose? - External Link/Members Only

Has anyone had any luck meeting Gracie Rose? I've tried email / text / calling. Nothing but tumbleweeds.

[Juulesy]

Went to The Cut massage shop at Waterloo and saw Cindy.  Completely unplanned and not my usual route so felt like giving it a go.  Mid-late 30s prob nice shapely bod with good set of tits.  Gave a good, hard massage at my request - not particularly skilled but did the job.  I wanted a shag but she only does b2b.  I just opted for a hj and she kept dancing about while wanking me off and looking quite disinterested.  I asked her why she was doing it.  She goes: to get you horny.  She was desperate to get me off, seemingly rather peeved that I didn't go for b2b.  Wouldn't return.  It's like the Primark of rub n tugs.  Barely does the job and nothing more but not a complete disaster zone either.

[rebelsurge]

There are two shops on the Cut  Yong Kang over the dry cleaners and Well Health on the opposite side of the street.

I guess it was Yong Kang you went to?

[LLPunting]

There are two shops on the Cut  Yong Kang over the dry cleaners and Well Health on the opposite side of the street.

I guess it was Yong Kang you went to?

What recent experience do you have at either of these places?  Or the Well Health crew who may be rotating around the branches?

[Pushn]

Adding here as she does offer a 'massage plus' service (the plus may vary but HJ as standard): https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=260783.0

Visited here last week, she’s a very good looking girl with a cute little bottom and some nice breast.

There was no swipes or really anything around that area until she asked me to turn over, she disrobed to display some very nice breast, she climbed onto the table and started stoking the old fella and did a few minutes tit wank, then climbed off and proceeded to wank me off, she allowed groping of her ass and tits but nothing special enough to make me want to go back.

Worth the £55 though, she’s cute enough.

[sparkus]

Visited here last week, she’s a very good looking girl with a cute little bottom and some nice breast.

There was no swipes or really anything around that area until she asked me to turn over, she disrobed to display some very nice breast, she climbed onto the table and started stoking the old fella and did a few minutes tit wank, then climbed off and proceeded to wank me off, she allowed groping of her ass and tits but nothing special enough to make me want to go back.

Worth the £55 though, she’s cute enough.

This makes zero sense at all, given the venue, prices or indeed the SP.

[Moneyd]

Anyone seen this chick in Earls Court?

Think she might work from a studio or a room in a shop in Earls Court.

Tempted by the picture.

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[LLPunting]

Anyone seen this chick in Earls Court?

Think she might work from a studio or a room in a shop in Earls Court.

Tempted by the picture.

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Did you note her VS ad?
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[sparkus]

Anyone seen this chick in Earls Court?

Think she might work from a studio or a room in a shop in Earls Court.

Tempted by the picture.

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Gumtree must have eased up on the no people in pics rule, introduced about six years ago.

[Moneyd]

Did you note her VS ad?
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I didn’t, but thanks.

Still nothing on here though. May well TOFFT next week.

[Juulesy]

There are two shops on the Cut  Yong Kang over the dry cleaners and Well Health on the opposite side of the street.

I guess it was Yong Kang you went to?

Yes.  Didn't realise Well Health is on the opposite side. If Sophia was there I would have a better time.

[eirejig]

I woke up with a sore neck and shoulder, and what better than visiting Siam Nuad Thai massage place for a bit of torture, place is in Penge main street right beside the bus stop, large glass front is a give away so it is a genuine legit shop, Nan was the name of my masseuse, middle aged Thai in her traditional dress, she could be pretty if she made an effort and put some make up on her face, decent room large massage table, take your cloth off but keep your pants, ok love calm yourself down, but don't you get any oil on my Levi, a they cost me as much as your massage, what followed was an hour of. Blissful massage, some pain some joy as expected, she really worked on my sore neck and shoulders and did a great job, ginger tea at the reception, me sitting and sitting and enjoying the view of the buses stopping and everybody starring at me and me returning the complement, walked out a new man, just few shops up the road another massage joint with just MASSAGE on the shop sign, side entrance with a couple of pretty Chinese girls busy on their mobiles, definitely extras on offer so hopefully will scout the place some other day.

nope both very legit and decent too

[RAJEC]

I woke up with a sore neck and shoulder, and what better than visiting Siam Nuad Thai massage place for a bit of torture, place is in Penge main street right beside the bus stop, large glass front is a give away so it is a genuine legit shop, Nan was the name of my masseuse, middle aged Thai in her traditional dress, she could be pretty if she made an effort and put some make up on her face, decent room large massage table, take your cloth off but keep your pants, ok love calm yourself down, but don't you get any oil on my Levi, a they cost me as much as your massage, what followed was an hour of. Blissful massage, some pain some joy as expected, she really worked on my sore neck and shoulders and did a great job, ginger tea at the reception, me sitting and sitting and enjoying the view of the buses stopping and everybody starring at me and me returning the complement, walked out a new man, just few shops up the road another massage joint with just MASSAGE on the shop sign, side entrance with a couple of pretty Chinese girls busy on their mobiles, definitely extras on offer so hopefully will scout the place some other day.

Lol do people still wear Levi’s? I thought that was a 90’s thing?