London massage shop mini reviews

[Hobbit]

Has anyone used this site? External Link/Members Only Is it a sister site as the massage.me site? It seems to have other girls and is dedicated to tantric and sensual massage.

[pgpgpgpg]

I wouldn’t recommend her as seems to have little concern about condoms unless that’s what you want.

Little concern is putting it mildly

[Bigboy247]

Walked into HMN Goodge Street 2 days ago. Seen by DIDI, EE skinny chick who washed me in oil and had a very average massage game. Asked for 80 naked hand job which I declined with much laughter. The search goes on.

Also saw Coco at FUHE on the same day and had an ok session FS with her but she was preoccupied with an argument she was having with a boyfriend on her phone?! Not the most enjoyable of encounters. Wish Fei Fei would return!

Where next???


I miss Fei Fei! Was Coco fit looking?

[another381]

Longtime lurker, first time poster.

Thanks for all the reviews, chat and general info so many of you provide. Has been helpful in the past and time to give back. If i've made mistakes point them out for me to correct next time.

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Visited Healthcare on the corner of Wentworth Street a few weeks back. Late night urge and empty streets. £50 for an hour, can't remember the girls name. Led downstairs to a tiny room with just enough space to move around the table. Shower in the corner.

Mid 30s thai girl, not bad looking 7/10 IMO. Was very fun and flirty from the off. Massage was decent and there was a stray hand here and there. Halfway through she asks if i want extras. Decide to turn down b2b, price was to high. Opted for HE for £30. Flipped over and she works my shaft and teases my balls a bit. Works it well and i cum hard. Cleans me up and finishes the massage.

Not bad but not great either. She could be fun but the cost of finding out puts me off going for B2B.

[Jonestown]

Wish Fei Fei would return!

There was a Fei Fei on the rota just down the road at FHS last Friday, what are the chances, pretty slim I'd imagine, but you never know.

[NoHo]

I went to Yunji in Charleville road the other Monday and saw Tina
Young looking and very slim
Massage ok. £40 accepted for b2b and finger and tongue welcome in very compact trimmed pussy
Tiny chest with small unresponsive nips
Nice attitude though

[disco]

Who would you suggest for the best massage/b2b with pussy-slides?

[Kev40ish]

Who would you suggest for the best massage/b2b with pussy-slides?

Irina not a massage shop

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[Bigboy247]

There was a Fei Fei on the rota just down the road at FHS last Friday, what are the chances, pretty slim I'd imagine, but you never know.

Slim I would say

[LLPunting]

Longtime lurker, first time poster.

Thanks for all the reviews, chat and general info so many of you provide. Has been helpful in the past and time to give back. If i've made mistakes point them out for me to correct next time.

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Visited Healthcare on the corner of Wentworth Street a few weeks back. Late night urge and empty streets. £50 for an hour, can't remember the girls name. Led downstairs to a tiny room with just enough space to move around the table. Shower in the corner.

Mid 30s thai girl, not bad looking 7/10 IMO. Was very fun and flirty from the off. Massage was decent and there was a stray hand here and there. Halfway through she asks if i want extras. Decide to turn down b2b, price was to high. Opted for HE for £30. Flipped over and she works my shaft and teases my balls a bit. Works it well and i cum hard. Cleans me up and finishes the massage.

Not bad but not great either. She could be fun but the cost of finding out puts me off going for B2B.

How tall was she?
Colour and length of hair?
Size and condition of tits?
Good English then?  Accent?
How much for B2B?
Any distinguishing features about her face? 
Pock marks, scars, tattoos, piercings?

[LLPunting]

Has anyone used this site? External Link/Members Only Is it a sister site as the massage.me site? It seems to have other girls and is dedicated to tantric and sensual massage.

Really Frodo?   
Try searching URL on this site, a bunch of mentions.  No surprise Tantraman has tried. 

[another381]

Sorry should have given more detail. Starting out, will get the hang of this soon.

5'6
Black hair, fairly long (past her shoulders)
32B, didn't get her topless can't comment on condition of tits
Good english, not a strong accent
B2B was £50
No distinguishing features on her face. Has a naughty look about her a little slutty.
Didn't see any markings on her.

[No None Sense]

Another trip (probably the last!) to Mint Thai Spa in Malden Road Kentish Town.
Met Joy who was the only one in the shop in that early afternoon. Mid 40s and a non looker, size 12-14.
Paid 45 and got naked in the decent room with a shower.
Ok massage throughout but had better massage from everyone else there!
On the flip was offered a HR for 30 which I declined as I had never paid more than 20. I was offered a BJ for 30 in there on previous visits!
She kept going on about 20 was not enough and I finally agreed 25.
HR just OK. Wet wiped me off and dried me and left after nearly 45 mins as I was in a rush.
Another bad point is that the Pay & Display outside the shop has a maximum an hour limit which makes u rushed.

[sparkus]

Another trip (probably the last!) to Mint Thai Spa in Malden Road Kentish Town.
Met Joy who was the only one in the shop in that early afternoon. Mid 40s and a non looker, size 12-14.
Paid 45 and got naked in the decent room with a shower.
Ok massage throughout but had better massage from everyone else there!
On the flip was offered a HR for 30 which I declined as I had never paid more than 20. I was offered a BJ for 30 in there on previous visits!
She kept going on about 20 was not enough and I finally agreed 25.
HR just OK. Wet wiped me off and dried me and left after nearly 45 mins as I was in a rush.
Another bad point is that the Pay & Display outside the shop has a maximum an hour limit which makes u rushed.

It's funny how women called Joy in massage shops generally provided anything but.

[Silver Birch]

Fantasia - Charing Cross Road

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1 hour / £45 + £20 HE

I spotted a £5 discount for new customers on the website but this became a bit of a negotiation, which annoyed me. I was considering walking out on on principle, but fortunately it didn't come to that.

Masseuse Lily. Tall, slim, long hair and nice looking. I've said it many times, I'm not overly attracted to orientals but happy for them to pamper me.

I asked for a medium massage which was delivered well but I am always disappointed if there is no teasing, cc swipes, reach-unders, or at least a few 'accidental brushes' before the turnover. Unfortunately I didn't get any of the above prior to the flip 

On the turnover Lily asked if I wanted extras. She was very clear there are only two prices in this establishment £20 HE and £40 B2B. I'd read on here B2B wasn't always naked here and touching could be limited, so I asked if I could touch her naked body on B2B, and she said I could touch her bum and didn't confirm if she would be naked.

She hadn't done anything to arouse me at this point so my big brain was making the decisions and I wasn't tempted to risk B2B. Lily provided a very enjoyable, unrushed handjob, but it was all a bit too vanilla for me (no bum teasing!).

Positive rating because I still left satisfied, but doubt I will return. 

[Wankingdead]

New massage/spa in Bromley
Suzy’s massage
45 minutes £40 plus £40 b2b.
I spotted this new joint on the Bromley road in Downham, the location is on the main road between a cafe and a car vape shop, bus stop close by and the whole shop front is glass so no the best for discreetness however there a backdoor that opens on an alley so no issue for the shy amongst us.
There is no website address however it is advertised on the famous sticky website.
I called while walking to the place and got given an appointment straight. Decent massage room with a shower in the corner, comfortable massage bed, I was shown the room by Po a late 40’s Chinese woman long black hair size 10 about 5:4 in hight and a slight tommy, chest size about 42b and flat backside.
I took off my clothes and laid on my front, her massage was below average and about the half hour mark she asked the usual question he is £20 and b2b £40 tried to haggle a bit but agreed the quoted price, she took of her top and jogging bottoms and kept her pants on, started to wank me off and I had to ask her about the lack of b2b at which point she rubbed her breasts on my chest a little, I had to pull her to get an access to her breasts and when I got them they were soft with large responsive nipples. However she quickly pulled back claiming to be too sensitive (classic). The he part was also average.
Took a warm shower which was the best part of the encounter and left.
So a poor experience and I will not not be returning. I think at the moment Noriko at Emily’s provide the best massage experience south of the river.

[Wankingdead]

Sorry guys using my phone to write this report is a pain, chest size is only 32b before you start drooling 

[LLPunting]

... I think at the moment Noriko at Emily’s provide the best massage experience south of the river.

Care to elaborate why Noriko is so good?

[pepsicolaboy]

Really Frodo?   
Try searching URL on this site, a bunch of mentions.  No surprise Tantraman has tried.

[Wankingdead]

Thought I wrote a full review on her few weeks ago.

[g284]

External Link/Members Only - seen this girl twice for £80 (although had to haggle a bit). Not great looking and a bit weird but filthy. Starts with a massage but then lets you fuck and does a lot of A play.

What's her body like?

[airrift2010]

What's her body like?

I’d confirm services and price before you see her. I contacted another of OP’s recommendations, Candice, and she was adamant she never does FS. Even the offer of a nice hotel wouldn’t tempt her.

[LLPunting]

Thought I wrote a full review on her few weeks ago.

Just double checked, (am I blind?) no review and no post mentioning Noriko since January when you said Sonya was best at Skyline let alone South of river.

[Jonestown]

I went to Yunji in Charleville road the other Monday and saw Tina
Young looking and very slim
Massage ok. £40 accepted for b2b and finger and tongue welcome in very compact trimmed pussy
Tiny chest with small unresponsive nips
Nice attitude though

I saw Tina through the window today, androgynous as hell, dark and dusky for a Chinese, must have some south asian dna.

[Wankingdead]

Just double checked, (am I blind?) no review and no post mentioning Noriko since January when you said Sonya was best at Skyline let alone South of river.

Damn, I wrote a report while mongering in Dubai, must be one shot too many, I will have to rewrite it

[LLPunting]

Damn, I wrote a report while mongering in Dubai, must be one shot too many, I will have to rewrite it

Cheers, will be interested to read as my experience with her was less than great so she may be a YMMSV girl.

[Bigboy247]

I saw Tina from Yunji last night. She was slim and quite pretty, mid-20s I think.

Excellent massage, a few CC swipes and some cock play. When I turned over, she asked if I wanted B2B. I said yes, but I asked would she do oral and sex as well. She said no, even when I offered more money. She was ok with a finger in her pussy and arse, she didn’t mind me rimming her too.
Cracking body and she finished me off very well.

[tomcat69]

My review of Katie https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=258402.0

[lougb1]

Rebekah aka Tranquil Massage and

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Rebekah is a lovely sweet relaxed and beautiful masseuse. I have experienced with her on a table professional no touching, clothed massage then naked gentle touching and edging followed by expert HE then on
 a mattress or bed full on b2b oily body sliding leading to her sliding her pussy on my shaft, then to sitting astride me facing away expertly edging slow fast and swirls but looking directly to my face as the end result is achieved. I have also experienced very mutual b2b and mutual HE too, for £200 .  However definitely nothing more like O or RO or penetration.

she has appeared as

Jessica at Tantric London (agency £200 ph) External Link/Members Only

and now happily as

Vanessa at sensual-massages.me (independant £200 ph) External Link/Members Only


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Happy Days!!

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[RAJEC]

Rebekah aka Tranquil Massage and

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Rebekah is a lovely sweet relaxed and beautiful masseuse. I have experienced with her on a table professional no touching, clothed massage then naked gentle touching and edging followed by expert HE then on
 a mattress or bed full on b2b oily body sliding leading to her sliding her pussy on my shaft, then to sitting astride me facing away expertly edging slow fast and swirls but looking directly to my face as the end result is achieved. I have also experienced very mutual b2b and mutual HE too, for £200 .  However definitely nothing more like O or RO or penetration.

she has appeared as

Jessica at Tantric London (agency £200 ph) External Link/Members Only

and now happily as

Vanessa at sensual-massages.me (independant £200 ph) External Link/Members Only


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Happy Days!!

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Where are your reviews?

[doublehappiness]

Seems like she's getting a little more adventurous than before. If she'd offer FS I'd call her right now. Sure nobody received that? Otherwise £200 a bit much for B2B only I think.

[dross]

I saw Tina from Yunji last night. She was slim and quite pretty, mid-20s I think.

Excellent massage, a few CC swipes and some cock play. When I turned over, she asked if I wanted B2B. I said yes, but I asked would she do oral and sex as well. She said no, even when I offered more money. She was ok with a finger in her pussy and arse, she didn’t mind me rimming her too.
Cracking body and she finished me off very well.

rough size of boobs? shaved? Did you give her oral? Where'd you cum? Cost/time?  I assume chinese?

[xxplosive]

Saw Alicia Thai in Angel after a long spell of not being able to see her.

She is well reviewed on her but slight update from my side - she still offers a great service and looks great but she no longer does footjob finishes which certainly was her USP and one of the main reasons I used to see her.

Having 2 feet on your dick and her hands fondling your balls whilst maintaining eye contact was quite the service. If anyone knows anyone who offers similar, please enlighten me.

[NeverMind07]

I saw Tina through the window today, androgynous as hell, dark and dusky for a Chinese, must have some south asian dna.

Not attractive then?

[NeverMind07]

Saw Nina (as opposed to Tina) at Yunji as I was in the area. Average looking but pleasant. Wasn’t in the mood for b2b so I settled on a therapeutic massage and happy ending. I take some time to come
So she stroked me slowly and teasingly for 40 mins until I came, she didn’t stop stroking until the last drop which was good. In the room next door a customer was groaning repeatedly which caused us to giggle. Not a fan of the premises. Looks tattered and unhygienic.

[LLPunting]

Saw Nina (as opposed to Tina) at Yunji as I was in the area. Average looking but pleasant. Wasn’t in the mood for b2b so I settled on a therapeutic massage and happy ending. I take some time to come
So she stroked me slowly and teasingly for 40 mins until I came, she didn’t stop stroking until the last drop which was good. In the room next door a customer was groaning repeatedly which caused us to giggle. Not a fan of the premises. Looks tattered and unhygienic.

That's the place where the "rooms" are in the basement, quite dungeon-like or a poorly lit, old Italian ristorante from the 70s.  I was put off by how pokey it was, too young to want to try the retro Paul Raymond experience.

[Jonestown]

That's the place where the "rooms" are in the basement, quite dungeon-like or a poorly lit, old Italian ristorante from the 70s.  I was put off by how pokey it was, too young to want to try the retro Paul Raymond experience.

Yungi basement makes the old SLBS basement (styled on a 1950's East German municipal gymnasium) look like the Chelsea Harbour Club.

[Rupert]

I saw Tina from Yunji last night. She was slim and quite pretty, mid-20s I think.

Excellent massage, a few CC swipes and some cock play. When I turned over, she asked if I wanted B2B. I said yes, but I asked would she do oral and sex as well. She said no, even when I offered more money. She was ok with a finger in her pussy and arse, she didn’t mind me rimming her too.
Cracking body and she finished me off very well.

I like the sound of this girl, been out of the game for a while as relocated to Manchester but now I’m back. I remember this place and my only problem is I can’t remember if the girls shower or wash up in between. Hygiene is a big deal for me.

I’ve just visited san ling Swiss Cottage and saw Alice. She has a decent body but no tits and facially I would say 6/10. Her massage is very good tho if you ask for strong. Not much cc swipes to get you in the mood and wanted 60 for b2b talked her down to 40. It was good nothing exceptional but let me ginger her pussy. She said next time sex 80 I said we will talk next time. How is Linda there compared to Alice or others there, anyone?

[LLPunting]

I like the sound of this girl, been out of the game for a while as relocated to Manchester but now I’m back. I remember this place and my only problem is I can’t remember if the girls shower or wash up in between. Hygiene is a big deal for me.

I’ve just visited san ling Swiss Cottage and saw Alice. She has a decent body but no tits and facially I would say 6/10. Her massage is very good tho if you ask for strong. Not much cc swipes to get you in the mood and wanted 60 for b2b talked her down to 40. It was good nothing exceptional but let me ginger her pussy. She said next time sex 80 I said we will talk next time. How is Linda there compared to Alice or others there, anyone?

Look back 2 pages to Kev's summary.

Mimi, not mentioned, is similar to Mary, she's cheeky before but not quite as thorough in looking after you once the deed done, so it's more a performance.  Don't offer more than 40 for B2B management there think this is reasonable, if you get more mileage then tip another 10 or 20 after if you really think it's worth it.  NEVER agree to more than 40 and make sure you start extras by half time.  If the girls think they can rush you a quickie in the last 10 mins they'll just get more greedy.

[Jonestown]

I like the sound of this girl, been out of the game for a while as relocated to Manchester but now I’m back. I remember this place and my only problem is I can’t remember if the girls shower or wash up in between. Hygiene is a big deal for me.

Don't know if there is a shower at Yungi, but if there was I doubt anyone would want to use it.

[LLPunting]

Don't know if there is a shower at Yungi, but if there was I doubt anyone would want to use it.

It's probably just a leak from the pavement above, and not necessarily water.

[xxplosive]

Damn, I wrote a report while mongering in Dubai, must be one shot too many, I will have to rewrite it

I'd also be interested in knowing about Noriko's service and what was so good about it.

[Bigboy247]

rough size of boobs? shaved? Did you give her oral? Where'd you cum? Cost/time?  I assume chinese?

Boobs are non-exsistent. Cracking body though. I gave her oral - I rimmed her. She jerked me off, so I came over my chest. She didn’t mind a finger in her ass.
Cost - £60 on top of the hour.

[No None Sense]

Met Amy in Natural ways Southgate
Ugly face Chinese with OK body wanted £60 for sex and OW which I didn't think she was worth it so after 30 minutes I came out and went with Angela.
Another Chinese Crap SP which I hope I can forget soon. No boobs and sweaty body and wanted £120 for sex!
I just had her naked and wank me and paid £60 which I regret.
Just don't go there on Sundays!

[LLPunting]

Met Amy in Natural ways Southgate
Ugly face Chinese with OK body wanted £60 for sex and OW which I didn't think she was worth it so after 30 minutes I came out and went with Angela.
Another Chinese Crap SP which I hope I can forget soon. No boobs and sweaty body and wanted £120 for sex!
I just had her naked and wank me and paid £60 which I regret.
Just don't go there on Sundays!

Thanks mate, sound warning, noted.   
Sorry it was a bust (a nut).

[lougb1]

Where are your reviews?

My review of Rebekah is in my post as the powers that be in UKP for unknown reasons are not allowing me to give a full review, saying that facility is not available.

[Jonestown]

My review of Rebekah is in my post as the powers that be in UKP for unknown reasons are not allowing me to give a full review, saying that facility is not available.

read the stickie at the top of the main discussion forum, it will explain all and show you how to do it.

[RAJEC]

read the stickie at the top of the main discussion forum, it will explain all and show you how to do it.

He’s been here since 2013 JT, with 3 reviews.

I guess he doesn’t get much time to read anything else when he’s not in leech mode 

[xxplosive]

Emily's massage spot in Lewisham is local and usually my go-to, although I find the girls a bit hit and miss.

Tara American - I've reviewed her in this thread before and she was incredible. Great service. Full service on offer. Great body, black girl.  Have paid £50 for OWO and another time paid £100 for full service. The second time I was hooked and she gave me a piece of paper with the prices on. She said she didn't like the whole negotiation thing. By this point, thought she was worth the price so maybe she hiked up the prices as she knew I would pay the price. Only works sporadically.

Clair Russian - she was great at sucking dick and gobbles it up but personally don't find her too attractive. She is a very big girl, so if that's your thing - you'll like her but a little too big for my preference. £40 for b2b + OWO.

Sonya Thai - very nice service, and very sensual. Attractive enough but her services (with me anyway) were limited. No oral on me and was a bit too close to a standard vanilla service. £40 for b2b.

Nikki polish - very attractive. Slim. Great body and looks. Has a big tattoo on her chest which I personally like but not for people who like a natural look. Wish she offered more services. £40 for b2b. Allows touching and RO but no fingers inside. Wish she offered more as would love to experience more for her.

[MrIncredible]

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Visited this place last week as had some pain in my back, £30 for 30mins, found a cute Chinese girl (quite young) as only person there, name was Ruby (Says she works all days but Tuesday). Shown into a medium room as space all around the massage table. No sign of a Shower. Undressed and lay face down on the table, very good massage and see kept moving the towel to keep me covered, but also used it to mop up the extra oil. No CC Swipes or reach unders or anything sensual even after the turn over, so thought there was nothing on offer, but with 10 mins or so to go was asked if i wanted extras, she wanted 30 for HR, as was thinking with big  brain due to lack of sensual touch, declined and the massage went on to end of 30 mins. Might revisit for a good massage but better places for some fun.