London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

"They looked bigger clothed" , that really does get me every time (and recently too, review to follow).

[sparkus]

I've now reviewed Yunji on Lea Bridge Road, nothing earth shattering but topless HE for £55 all in not too bad.

[sparkus]

I've been here before and saw the chubby girl. She charged like 50 extra for a body 2 body but she didn't even get on the table. She just leaned over it rubbing her breasts on me while giving a tug. She didn't seem so honest so I wasn't willing to risk money on this place again. I went in the big room with the shower. When leaving I saw a slim good lookign Asian lady in the small room.

I'm mulling whether to give this a full review (hard on phone and always wary of doing them on laptop when OH is at home, which is generally all the bleeding time).

Assuming it's the same chubby girl, my interest was piqued by mentions on here so I did a recce.  Found what I take to be her and probably the slimmer one.  I quite liked the look of the chubby one (quite similar to the much-discussed Lauren of Zen) and paid up there and then, ushered into room.

I'd say late 30s, around a size 12.  Though chubby there's some element of muscle there, but her chebs were deceptive in the dress ie. not as big as looked.

Massage was absolutely superb (rare I can say that) really did work spine and tired shoulders.  After about 15 mins (I could see the clock) she popped the vital question and accepted 40 for b2b (as this was last week I hadn't seen the negative comments).

What was also superb was how much she enjoyed her licking, as I can do it as long as they can we went way over time and she had at least one gushing orgasm.  Afterwards she actually had to take a rest before commencing mine.  During the RO she did offer 69 and OWO, no money was mentioned but I wasn't in a risk-taking mood so didn't chance it.  She oiled up my cock and then said "I want it inside me", again and feel free to hit me here, but I declined as I figured an oiled cock wouldn't work well in a condom (during the b2b which included some light snogging, it did come perilously close to her parts).  We agreed on next time.

A positively superb titwank was then delivered to completion.

[daddy_sam]

Qi Health Duncan Street

I went there after lunch time two weeks back on a wednesday. Was greeted by a cute chinese lady (slim) who led me to room inside after taking 30 pounds cash. Rooms are nice spacious and with shower inside. But then everything went downhill. Entered a EE (name was mostly karla) , said she was a student. Barely did any massage, had no idea of what she was doing. She had a really good body. FS was not available, but when i said body to body , she said she did not know what was B2B ( really ?). She was said she will do all naked for 60 and i can touch. I went ahead with it, but then when she was naked, she wouldnt let me touch her boobs (saying she doesnt like that ), she wouldnt letme touch down either, , so there was nothing there. i was completely disappointed. She simply was in a rush to wank me off and thats all it was. I would avoid this place in future, although it is quite well located in a quiet street.

Bamboo Massage Stroud Green Road
I went here about 2 months back , but forgot to review. Wednesday evening, a 40 ish looking friendly Jenny, really lovely large breasts. Standard entry price of 45, FS was 70, B2B was 60, but she said upfront she would suck, but i said i had only 60, and she finally agreed for everything at 60. Nice lady , no time watcher, not in any rush, very good massage which was a bonus. The only downside is the rooms a bit small, shower is located outside separately. The massage tables are bit old and creaky. i banged her from the back and front, but it was very uncomfortable when she was riding, felt too much pressure as she is a bit heavy. But overall good experience.

[Methone]

I think I’m really starting to doubt my pre-cum judgement.

This indicates that you at least used to have some, which puts you waaaaay ahead of me.  My post-cum judgement, however, is utterly superb. Annoyingly so.

[JackTheStripper]

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Location: Kilburn Thai Spa & Massage, 10 Willesden Ln, Kilburn, London NW6 7SR
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House Fee: £50 for 1 hour (expensive for Kilburn, I thought, especially when you can get it cheaper in SoHo where property rents are much higher)
Extras: £40 for HR
Therapist: Paula

Not going to go into too much detail as I'm pressed for time.

Decided to go for a massage last night after finishing 16 x 12hour shifts back to back, I was feeling like I needed it.

The shop is down a "side street" off Kilburn High Road, however, the spa is directly opposite a bus stop, and there are a few convenience store places close by, so it's not completely discrete. Door was locked upon arrival, I had to ring the bell, but the door was opened within seconds, as the receptionist was sat n the sofa next to the door. The receptionist is probably Polish I am guessing, just going by the style of handwriting on the papers she was working from in front of her to manage the bookings.

This spa is open until 1am, last appointment at 12:00 midnight.

Massage table was larger than normal, very sturdy and good quality. It felt very stable.

I was shown to the room, stripped off completely, Paula comes in, drapes towel over me, little bit of massage over the towel, towel off, oil massage legs first, back, arms, no accidental swipes or touches that I remember.

Upon the turn, Paula starts massaging my stomach, Mr. President starts to stand to attention which she obviously notices, she starts to touch him in the most soft and sensual way, and asks for £40 for HR, not wanting to haggle her down and spoil the mood so I just agreed, and I have to admit it was a very good HJ.

Paula is an older Thai girl, but not so old that I wouldn't mind a go on her. She has big boobs, D cup or larger, which I felt through her top, also had a grope of her ass through her trousers.

I will definitely be going back to see her.

I just noticed on their website, there is a "loyalty card" offer, which I wasn't told about.

Special offer

Or when you come to visit us each time please don’t forget to ask for loyalty stamp points if you earn 12 points (one hour= 1 point) you will receive 1 hour free massage or 6 points you will get 1/2 hour free massage.

[stampjones]

This indicates that you at least used to have some, which puts you waaaaay ahead of me.  My post-cum judgement, however, is utterly superb. Annoyingly so.

Lol - to be fair, “some” was never really that much!

[psychomusicianx]

I saw Eva at Natural Ways, Barnet; usual £45 for 60 minutes. She's Chinese, 40s, chubby with large nips (I'd say face is an 8, body 5/6), quite good English. Asked for strong massage, which wasn't that hard but was effective, using a fair amount of oil. On the flip, she agreed £40 for B2B. It started off as naked massage & HR and may have progressed to her actually using her body, but I got impatient, sat up and started to play with her to which she responded positively. She allowed full access and sucking of her nips, she also kissed (not DFK). I was happy with the ending, but it's definitely a case of YMMV. She remained naked and finished with head massage and more massage of the legs and shoulders.

[Silver Birch]

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Location: Kilburn Thai Spa & Massage, 10 Willesden Ln, Kilburn, London NW6 7SR
Website: External Link/Members Only
House Fee: £50 for 1 hour (expensive for Kilburn, I thought, especially when you can get it cheaper in SoHo where property rents are much higher)
Extras: £40 for HR
Therapist: Paula

I visited this place one lunchtime. I was working in the area, so quite smartly dressed and I'm sure the bossman on reception thought I was from the local authority or something 

When he called out the masseuse he was saying very deliberately "it's his first visit" and I could imagine him standing behind me doing the wanker sign and shaking his head vigorously!

The masseuse asked if there were any particular trouble areas so I said lower back and hips. Had a superb massage, but not a hint of any accidental touches and no offers of extras  If I remember correctly the towel was always covering part of me somewhere.

I paid £30 for 30 mins.

[JackTheStripper]

I visited this place one lunchtime. I was working in the area, so quite smartly dressed and I'm sure the bossman on reception thought I was from the local authority or something 

When he called out the masseuse he was saying very deliberately "it's his first visit" and I could imagine him standing behind me doing the wanker sign and shaking his head vigorously!

The masseuse asked if there were any particular trouble areas so I said lower back and hips. Had a superb massage, but not a hint of any accidental touches and no offers of extras  If I remember correctly the towel was always covering part of me somewhere.

I paid £30 for 30 mins.

Hey SilverBirch,

The masseuse did ask me if I had been there before. I lied and said “YES”, as I find that it’s almost a secret phrase asking if you want extras or not.

Anyway, the rising flag pole left her in no doubt what I was looking for.

[hawkzville]

I spotted this place the other day (Bank Holiday Monday), so dropped in on a whim..... bloke on reception and again no choice of SP - tiny (and I mean tiny) Chinese woman entered the room about 5-minutes after I'd almost fallen asleep waiting on the massage table like an oven ready turkey.....

I'd estimate she was somewhere in her mid/late 40's; quite "boyish" in terms of short hair, flat chest etc, but pleasant enough with reasonable English.... quite chatty we had common ground in similar aged children - anyhow, standard £50 for 60 mins entrance fee.... I lay there and made all the right moves to try to prompt a lingering hand/CC swipe etc - but nothing...

She went to great lengths to ensure that I wasn't uncovered by the towel she had immediately laid over my naked butt, performing almost like a magic trick flick of the towel as I turned over (with 20 minutes to go full of expectation) to ensure that I still remained covered (though the towel now resembling a tepee.....) "no, I sorry" was her comment on seeing it, which did have an almost immediate lowering of the flag-pole reaction...

Anyhow; nice clean place, friendly etc and reasonable price for a 6/7 out of 10 massage, but 0/10 so far as extras/thrills etc are concerned. Maybe I was unlucky?

Might try again as I do suffer with my back from my rugby playing days, but will treat any extra as unexpected.

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Chorfaa - a new place on Northfields Avenue, towards the Uxbridge Road end. Bus stop right outside so not at all discreet. Bloke on reception. I went for 60 mins for £50.

Chinese lady, Linda, late 40s I’d guess did the massage. No other options offered. Not a looker and not a great massage. Turned, she wanted £30 for HE, but I countered with £20 which she grudgingly agreed to. Asked me was it what I paid last time. All very hush hush too. She was paranoid about the bloke on reception hearing. So much so that after a very mechanical HJ she put her hand over my mouth when I came.  No offer of any other services and I wouldn’t have gone for them anyway.

All in all, one to avoid. This was a Friday afternoon a couple of weeks back and she said she also works there on Wednesday.

[Kaluuu276]

The Kilburn Thai Spa & Massage use to be  one of my first places to go for proper massage.
I had the pleasure seeing a young Thai Student called Tata who was studying business here.
She delivered a very good massage , after several visits it was her that asked me about extras.
I was pleasantly surprised though she made it clear that only happy ending was on the menu.
The only thing that let this place down and prompted me to leave after Tara's demise was the hygiene problems.
They didn't clean the shower areas and it started to smell really bad.
I have only returned once since then and now they have old Chinese ladies on shifts.
There is another Massage Therapy place on the same road but they are legit.

[jimmypoo]

Dean Street Massage - Shaftesbury Avenue end.

Can't remember the name of the shop itself but the woman I saw was Michelle.

She was on reception and what encouraged me to use this place on the day.

It had just gone midday on a weekday.

Michelle is a average looking, short, chubby, freckly, 40ish Chinese woman.  What attracted me to her was her large Bristols bustling out of her low cut top and the fact she was creaming her face.

£30 for 30 minutes.

I was a little worried as I saw a very scruffy, skinny,  plain looking woman in the corridor, but she was heading to reception to take over from Michelle.

Massage room was adequate, with a basin.

I got naked and lay face down, Michelle soon came in.

Massage was perfunctory.

Buttocks and upper inner thighs were massaged early on.

20 mins in, she whispered if I would like some extras.  I asked for prices, she said £60 for HJ.  I told her to carry on with massage, which she did.

A few minutes later, she whispered £40, I replied £40 for FULL naked HJ, she agreed immediately.

Average body, tum almost bigger than her breasts.  Very nice natural big breasts.  Trimmed pussy.

Michelle rubbed her tits lightly over my body, never getting on the table, just doing it from the side.  I took the opportunity to play with her pussy from behind, before grabbing a handful of her boobs as she worked them back up my body.

She then moved away to the basin and took a swig of mouthwash.  I thought I might be in for a bit of kissing but Michelle had other ideas as she clamped her lips around a little chap.

Don't know if it was a language thing, as I hadn't agreed to a BJ but I was happy to let her carry on.

Average technique, after a few strokes, she spat the mouthwash into the basin and proceeded to lower her mouth up and down the little man.  She took it quite deep but didn't use her tongue in any way - basically wanking me with her mouth.

I still quite enjoyed it but I noticed she was quickly tiring, so I let myself cum, telling her first that I was about to.  She did not take any of my winnings in her mouth.

Michelle cleaned me up with paper towel and I left.

Total £70.

Would not return for Michelle or the scruffy girl.

[sparkus]

I'd quite like a go on Michelle but the actual shop would help? Unless that is its name.

[rebelsurge]

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[jimmypoo]

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Thanking you.

[sparkus]

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Convenient for 56a Dean Street clap clinic!

[Hugeadmirer]

TANG CHAO HEALTH AND BEAUTY CENTRE - Tooting Broadway
Was very tired following a business trip and wanted an hour to chill. Was genuinely not bothered about extras. So much so I left my boxers on. £50 for an hour massage. In walked a unattractive lady, probably in her 40s. I didn’t bother checking her out any more as in my head I thought no way I’d want more. First thing she does? Removes my boxers.

Anyway, average massage with no sensual touches but does spend a considerable amount of time massaging my bum cheeks. After 45 mins, I’m still lying on my stomach, she starts gently tickling inside my thighs, hooch etc. Damn her, this combined with the whole WSWS got the little guy going. She asks if I want more and at first asks for £40. I say no. Then she says £40 for B2B or £20 for happy ending. I chose the latter as I’m fairly sure the former would have had the opposite effect. Flipped, closed my eyes and let her do her thing which to be fair she delivered very well.

The boss is more attractive but think she does the acupuncture. I may try this next time and see where it goes

[KingCrowley]

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Been to this shop last week,paid 45 for the hour and seen Jessie. Thai milf i would say age between 30 and 35 probably. She works there Thursdays and Tuesdays if i remember correctly but also works at Southgate,not sure about days and name there. She is petite,big natural boobs and firm ass. Good massage overall and on the turn over i had 20 for HR,40 for B2B but opted for a B2B with OWO for 60(not the first time i see her) so might not offer this on the first visit,not sure. Good value for money,only downside is that they have a washing machine outside the rooms and can be noisy.

[KingCrowley]

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Passing by the area and had some time to spare so called them7,arranged an appointment at 15 minutes notice,maybe not too busy. Parking outside on main road but they also have some parking behind the shop and a discreet entrance there if you don't want to use the main one. New management and newly refurbished shop,but no shower in the rooms,been offered a hot towel clean up or shower on the hall. Paid 45 for 1 hour,and had Vicky,fit thay milf around 35 40 maybe,really good massage and stretching given,definitely professional  trained.No cc swipes or any sensual moves although slapped my ass a few times,on turn over continued with the massage and stretching but this time grabbed my balls and tickled them before asking what i want. Been offerd 30 for HR 40 for topless HR and 60 B2B. Managed to have B2B for 50,nothing special,had better but she did her job good,no pussy touching or oral on her allowed,but could see her offering more after a few visits. Will return back for the massage at least,extras are a bit high for the area standards  i wold say,she works on Thursdays only,as part time,or so she says. Couldn't see any other girls except receptionist but there was one more working there that day. 

[KingCrowley]

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Has anyone got any info on Maisie black masseuse in Finchley/Barnet? Her add is still active,texted her and called but no answer. I suddenly have the urge to see a black therapist. Anyone's got any recommendations? Couldn't find any info on the forum or gumtree. Cheers.

[Hugeadmirer]

Incredibly beautiful but also pricey:
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Pretty but not stunning and certainly not in Rebekah (above) league. I had a great time but not sure of any other reviews. Only offering outcalls at the moment:
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Sweet girl who takes her massaging seriously and is very good at it. Think specialises in sports massage. Extras not freely available, I had to specifically ask and got the impression it’s at her discretion:
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Not seen. Tried to make contact last week but no response. Looks hot but can’t even be sure she’s black. If anyone’s got any info it would be gratefully received:
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Please note, I enjoy a decent massage, quite like the tease of WSWS and I’m not particularly interested in groping them or RO so take into account when considering my opinion

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Has anyone got any info on Maisie black masseuse in Finchley/Barnet? Her add is still active,texted her and called but no answer. I suddenly have the urge to see a black therapist. Anyone's got any recommendations? Couldn't find any info on the forum or gumtree. Cheers.

[stampjones]

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Been to this shop last week,paid 45 for the hour and seen Jessie. Thai milf i would say age between 30 and 35 probably. She works there Thursdays and Tuesdays if i remember correctly but also works at Southgate,not sure about days and name there. She is petite,big natural boobs and firm ass. Good massage overall and on the turn over i had 20 for HR,40 for B2B but opted for a B2B with OWO for 60(not the first time i see her) so might not offer this on the first visit,not sure. Good value for money,only downside is that they have a washing machine outside the rooms and can be noisy.

Cheers KC - which branch was Jessie in?

[KingCrowley]

Cheers KC - which branch was Jessie in?

Sorry,forgot to mention,Finchley branch,on Hendon lane.

[KingCrowley]

Incredibly beautiful but also pricey:
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Pretty but not stunning and certainly not in Rebekah (above) league. I had a great time but not sure of any other reviews. Only offering outcalls at the moment:
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Sweet girl who takes her massaging seriously and is very good at it. Think specialises in sports massage. Extras not freely available, I had to specifically ask and got the impression it’s at her discretion:
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Not seen. Tried to make contact last week but no response. Looks hot but can’t even be sure she’s black. If anyone’s got any info it would be gratefully received:
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Please note, I enjoy a decent massage, quite like the tease of WSWS and I’m not particularly interested in groping them or RO so take into account when considering my opinion

Cheers.

[Sexy_jas]

My Recent review of Bella Elements

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=248162.0

[stampjones]

Sorry,forgot to mention,Finchley branch,on Hendon lane.

Thanks

[ms69121]

 

[VFM]

Not seen. Tried to make contact last week but no response. Looks hot but can’t even be sure she’s black. If anyone’s got any info it would be gratefully received:
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Claims to be from France and does B2B for 150.  Did not see her, too much for me......

[Methone]

Incredibly beautiful but also pricey:
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Pretty but not stunning and certainly not in Rebekah (above) league. I had a great time but not sure of any other reviews. Only offering outcalls at the moment:
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Sweet girl who takes her massaging seriously and is very good at it. Think specialises in sports massage. Extras not freely available, I had to specifically ask and got the impression it’s at her discretion:
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Thank you - although I fear this belongs the massages.me thread, and not one about massage shops.  Can admin move?
Either way, Huge Admirer, please can you outline specific prices quoted for extras by the above three?  For e.g. what exactly are we talking in terms of Rebekah's priciness?

[Hugeadmirer]

Thank you - although I fear this belongs the massages.me thread, and not one about massage shops.  Can admin move?
Either way, Huge Admirer, please can you outline specific prices quoted for extras by the above three?  For e.g. what exactly are we talking in terms of Rebekah's priciness?

Up to admin but I was responding to a specific query on here, although I agree they’re not mini shop reviews!

Regards to prices, my memory isn’t that good but here’s my best recollection:
Rebekah I think is £60 for 1hr massage and it might be £40 for HE and if you book a body to body session i think it’s £150 for the hour. Her body is outstanding though in my opinion.

Chanel and EVE I think was £20 for HE

[Methone]

Regards to prices, my memory isn’t that good but here’s my best recollection:
Rebekah I think is £60 for 1hr massage and it might be £40 for HE and if you book a body to body session i think it’s £150 for the hour. Her body is outstanding though in my opinion.

Chanel and EVE I think was £20 for HE

Muchas gracias!

[stampjones]

Up to admin but I was responding to a specific query on here, although I agree they’re not mini shop reviews!

Regards to prices, my memory isn’t that good but here’s my best recollection:
Rebekah I think is £60 for 1hr massage and it might be £40 for HE and if you book a body to body session i think it’s £150 for the hour. Her body is outstanding though in my opinion.

Chanel and EVE I think was £20 for HE

Yeah I saw Rebekah a year or two ago and I agree she was hot (and expensive). One thing I still remember was that she used this coconut massage oil the smelled A LOT and, despite the very good shower, was next to impossible to get rid of. Caused me no small amount of stress. Worth checking beforehand if this is an issue for abyone thinking of going

[Hugeadmirer]

Yeah I saw Rebekah a year or two ago and I agree she was hot (and expensive). One thing I still remember was that she used this coconut massage oil the smelled A LOT and, despite the very good shower, was next to impossible to get rid of. Caused me no small amount of stress. Worth checking beforehand if this is an issue for abyone thinking of going

I didn’t experience this and I’ve seen her 3/4 times in the last 6 months.

[stampjones]

I didn’t experience this and I’ve seen her 3/4 times in the last 6 months.

Well thats an improvement
I remember she hinted at ever extending services the more times I came. Did you ever get anything extra?

[Hugeadmirer]

Nope. Very clear nothing more was on offer. Possibly if your pockets are deep enough that may change but mine aren’t

[stampjones]

Nope. Very clear nothing more was on offer. Possibly if your pockets are deep enough that may change but mine aren’t

Oh well - I did wonder.
Thanks for the info

[vlad.tech]

Any recommendations for EE ladies willing to do owo+cim?

[No None Sense]

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Been to this shop last week,paid 45 for the hour and seen Jessie. Thai milf i would say age between 30 and 35 probably. She works there Thursdays and Tuesdays if i remember correctly but also works at Southgate,not sure about days and name there. She is petite,big natural boobs and firm ass. Good massage overall and on the turn over i had 20 for HR,40 for B2B but opted for a B2B with OWO for 60(not the first time i see her) so might not offer this on the first visit,not sure. Good value for money,only downside is that they have a washing machine outside the rooms and can be noisy.

I have seen her before but didn't know she does OWO! Does she also do CIM?
Thanks!

[No None Sense]

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Been to this shop last week,paid 45 for the hour and seen Jessie. Thai milf i would say age between 30 and 35 probably. She works there Thursdays and Tuesdays if i remember correctly but also works at Southgate,not sure about days and name there. She is petite,big natural boobs and firm ass. Good massage overall and on the turn over i had 20 for HR,40 for B2B but opted for a B2B with OWO for 60(not the first time i see her) so might not offer this on the first visit,not sure. Good value for money,only downside is that they have a washing machine outside the rooms and can be noisy.

Also any chance of Full Service?
Thanks again!

[stampjones]

deletrd

[stampjones]

I have seen her before but didn't know she does OWO! Does she also do CIM?
Thanks!

You’ve seen her but couldnt be bothered to report back yet you expect us to help you out?

[vlad.tech]

You’ve seen her but couldnt be bothered to report back yet you expect us to help you out?

Seen who, sorry?

[No None Sense]

Seen who, sorry?

I didn't think she was anything SPECIAL. Haven't had a proper service for ages. Nothing to write a review about.

[KingCrowley]

Also any chance of Full Service?
Thanks again!

As i said OwO was offered after a few visits,she did offer full service once but none of us had condoms. I would guess all depends on her mood,if she gets horny enough she is up for it,might go and insist on full service she looks like a good pump. 

[No None Sense]

As i said OwO was offered after a few visits,she did offer full service once but none of us had condoms. I would guess all depends on her mood,if she gets horny enough she is up for it,might go and insist on full service she looks like a good pump.

Thanks and best of luck. She loves her pussy being licked

[Mr Gothic]

"Asian massage" on Lee High Road is having a mini refurb at the moment (or was last night when I drove past).

I've reviewed the place in the past.
It's closer to town than Skyline.

Hopefully with the refurb and new room more might be on offer.

[Hugeadmirer]

Pure Gold Thai Spa, Balham. Fantastic massage by a good looking Thai girl but no hint of sensual (covered by a well positioned towel throughout) or extras offered. Real shame as she was hot but massage was excellent.

Thai sense spa -Clapham/Brixton. Much the same as above. All very professional. Girl wasn’t as pretty (but still nice) and massage was perhaps slightly better but no hint of extras.

Pretty sure I don’t look like a cop so maybe just got the good girls (both were day time) or they are straight massage shops.

Oh well, it was still enjoyable finding out

[stampjones]

Pure Gold Thai Spa, Balham. Fantastic massage by a good looking Thai girl but no hint of sensual (covered by a well positioned towel throughout) or extras offered. Real shame as she was hot but massage was excellent.

Thai sense spa -Clapham/Brixton. Much the same as above. All very professional. Girl wasn’t as pretty (but still nice) and massage was perhaps slightly better but no hint of extras.

Pretty sure I don’t look like a cop so maybe just got the good girls (both were day time) or they are straight massage shops.

Oh well, it was still enjoyable finding out

In my experience the thai places are much more likely to be legit. Chinese places are much more likely to offer extras, but then the massages arent as good on average. Pays your money etc etc
Always good info though so cheers for that

[caledoniapunter]

A few weeks ago I was in the Swiss Cottage area and stopped by San Ling on Finchley Road/New College Parade. Cant remember the door fee, think it was £45. Was assigned Alice and went downstairs. Rooms downstairs kept pretty dark but was happy with Alice on initial inspection as she prepared the room and told me to get undressed. Late 20's early 30's. Maybe 5'2'' tight body wearing black tights and short skirt. Happy days I thought  to myself.

Massage was awesome, definitely knew what she was doing. I was aching from a long run a few days previous and it was almost like a professional physio session it was that good. Her English was pretty poor, she was asking me stuff for the first 10-15 minutes and I could only catch about 50 percent of what she was saying which quickly started to get on my tits.

Plenty of sensual stuff so all good so when she broached extras I was happy to pay £50 for b2b.   Asked her to keep the tights on initially as thats my thing which she was happy to oblige. Unfortunately once I had flipped over things went south as through the low light I am pretty sure she had what looked like a cold sore on her lip and as she goes in to kiss me and also put her lips down below I am pulling away.

At this point I should have turned the lights up and looked at her lip a bit more closely. For all I know it could have been a birth mark but stupidly I didn't do that and basically spend the next 15 minutes making sure she just gives me a hand job and foot job so I didn't get good value for money from this point on, but not for want of her trying.

Wondering if anyone else been here and seen this girl and can enlighten because even after I am getting dressed and turned the light up in the room the downstairs area was completely dark and I never saw her after passing her the tip. This was about a month ago, haven't got any cold sores myself in the intervening period but sometimes always good to be reminded of some of the hazards of this hobby, even if this may have been me seeing things!