London massage shop mini reviews

[stampjones]

I'm planning to abstain for a while, so checking out of here for the time being - but wanted to wish y'all well, and say thanks for the gen and the LOLs. Never did find that darn unicorn, but hunting for her sure was fun...

Good luck mate - tried that myself and ended up back here and tbh nothing that Ive experienced since has been good so I wish you more resolve than I managed. Thanks for all your contributions here 

[sparkus]

I'm planning to abstain for a while, so checking out of here for the time being - but wanted to wish y'all well, and say thanks for the gen and the LOLs. Never did find that darn unicorn, but hunting for her sure was fun...

Yeah, I keep saying that too.  Then again, I'll probably just punt on/off and write less about it on here, like the vast majority of eyeballs in this section do.

[stampjones]

Yeah, I keep saying that too.  Then again, I'll probably just punt on/off and write less about it on here, like the vast majority of eyeballs in this section do.

This thread seems to have the worst post to read ratio of all the threads (ie more leeching) so you’d be in good company. Though it would be a looong time before you were out of the top 5 contributors. Seems like all the top posters on here are thinking of getting out of the game so maybe anyone that’s still into this but not yet contributed needs to take up the cause or the thread could well just die

[Titti Tatti]

oops wrong thread!

[sparkus]

oops wrong thread!

At least it's a contribution.

[tomcat69]

Has anybody seen Eva External Link/Members Only if not I will check her out and report back

[LLPunting]

Has anybody seen Eva External Link/Members Only if not I will check her out and report back

Good luck, you're going in blind you know that right?  Don't expect to meet the girl in the photos.

[LLPunting]

This thread seems to have the worst post to read ratio of all the threads (ie more leeching) so you’d be in good company. Though it would be a looong time before you were out of the top 5 contributors. Seems like all the top posters on here are thinking of getting out of the game so maybe anyone that’s still into this but not yet contributed needs to take up the cause or the thread could well just die

It's for this reason also that I'm less inclined to keep TOFTT because most of the "team" are a bunch of freeloaders.  I wish the new contributors well.  My suggestion would be to try finding some gems in the outlying areas of Zone 4 and beyond, these might be ladies of past glory who have left the centre because of the hassle.  Most of the central London parlours seem to be progressively staffed with more and more expensive piss takers, and that's not because you get watersports.

[Titti Tatti]

I'm planning to abstain for a while, so checking out of here for the time being - but wanted to wish y'all well, and say thanks for the gen and the LOLs. Never did find that darn unicorn, but hunting for her sure was fun...

Good luck in your search for personal happiness. Thanks for the research.

I've thought about it, but figure the first thing to give up would be this place.

[sparkus]

It's for this reason also that I'm less inclined to keep TOFTT because most of the "team" are a bunch of freeloaders.  I wish the new contributors well.  My suggestion would be to try finding some gems in the outlying areas of Zone 4 and beyond, these might be ladies of past glory who have left the centre because of the hassle.  Most of the central London parlours seem to be progressively staffed with more and more expensive piss takers, and that's not because you get watersports.

Precisely that. The few reports we do get on here of zone 1 suggest a trend of silly prices.

I passed a TCM not seen before at Camberwell Green last week, it's the off beaten track ones like that which have the most potential.

[tomcat69]

You reckon it's a bait and switch then huh.

[disco]

Saw a new girl, Maria, at 21 Wentworth St. Paid 30 for 30 + £40 for nude HJ. She, Chinese girl ~30yo, has a great body, slim, unshaven and with a pert set of size b's. She works Wed+Fri.

HJ was very mechanical and uninspiring honestly. I guess I took too long as she started to suddenly talk dirty in the end, after reminding me that I had 5 mins left.

I will go to Wentworth again, but will try to stay clear of Maria.

/Disco!

[tomcat69]

A reverse image search of Eva shows the photos have not been used anywhere else.

[stampjones]

A reverse image search of Eva shows the photos have not been used anywhere else.

I think that site is a real mixed bag so hard to say with any new one. Most are probably b&s but even then they are fixed girls so after you’ve been once you always know who you’re getting. Some pics on there are even real (eg victoria). I’d say it has its share of shitshow revolving b&s girls but it also has genuine indies (eg lilyco) and some shop ads. Which of these this is is anyone’s guess til someone goes to see her. My gut feel is she’s real, but who knows. If you dont toft, I might but probably wont be for a couple of weeks. Good luck if u do decide to try her out

[tomcat69]

if no one has confirmed they seen her then i will visit her next month or later. Bit tight at the moment with black Friday and xmas around the corner.

[maybe]

I'm planning to abstain for a while, so checking out of here for the time being - but wanted to wish y'all well, and say thanks for the gen and the LOLs. Never did find that darn unicorn, but hunting for her sure was fun...

I'm also off the scene for a little while, but always have ears on the ground.

[sparkus]

Recent recce, gen ain't good so no harm in posting for lurkers' eyeballs.

Gants Hill TCM, their usual generic 40 something, red face, meh. Walked.

South Woodford Chinese, quite slim and very bronzed Chinese with blonde hair and HD brow. Likewise walked.

As we've said above, always worth a try if passing but no point wasting dough.

[Rosemounted]

Couple for ya.

1) Nature & Health at the top of Drury Lane. Of the two on offer, picked the strong-featured pretty one (didn't get a name, sorry) with the bigger tits. 30 for half-an-hour, so-so massage, then offered HE for 30 or topless HE for 40. Really wanted to feel those knockers, so went for that. Pumped away nicely, with a little oily gooch-tickle. Decent.

2) China Health Spa on Hertsmere Rd, by West India Quay DLR and the Cineworld. Dude offered me a pretty EE named Yana, although a willowy Asian girl came out while I was waiting (while Yana mopped up after the last Johnny Spunknuts). 40 for 45m (the minimum), a seriously-good massage, then offered HE for 35, topless for 45, or B2B for 70. Was feeling flush, so went for the latter - nicely tanned wee thing, perky tits, decent squirm all over the lad, then down with the elbow-grease. Less consistent this time, and fingers going anywhere were laughed off, either way. But she did the business, and seemed like a sweet enough thing.

Might have another couple shortly, if the week goes well.

[sparkus]

Nice one Doctor. Never see anyone worth bothering with in Drury Lane.

[tomcat69]

Nice one Doctor. Never see anyone worth bothering with in Drury Lane.

why did you call rose a Dr?

[goodmans]

Good luck mate - tried that myself and ended up back here and tbh nothing that Ive experienced since has been good so I wish you more resolve than I managed. Thanks for all your contributions here 

[goodmans]

Nice one Doctor. Never see anyone worth bothering with in Drury Lane.

lisa is good at maithai  or I try Thai mint ask for lin mid 30s very slim very good deep massage tower bridge road
At Thai gold is there a girl called  nina  she used to  work at western mews westbourne park

[stampjones]

why did you call rose a Dr?

Obviously just a youngster!
Thats Jon Pertwee playing Dr Who (no 3) in his avatar

[armslave]

I visited Akos in Edgeware last week

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I had a Hong Kong Chinese girl by the name of Jennie, early 30s, slim nice. Paid £40 for a 1 hr massage. The actual massage was decent, she used her elbows to good effect which i enjoyed but she also brushed her breasts body and legs against me when she could, some "accidental" brushing of my bits. Then flipped my over with around 20 mins to go and I asked about the extras, £20 for HJ and £40 for b2b which I decided to go for. The b2b was nice with lots of and long body brushes and finished with a nice slow oily hand job.

 

[mmsprivate]

I visited China Five Elements the other day, £50 / hour massage, near Liverpool Street station (35 Artillery Ln) had a Romanian girl in her late 20s massage. She was very giggly and we had fairly decent chat. She asked me to suggest a price to which I said £20 for HJ or £40 B2B to which she replied she doesn't do B2B but she does HJ in her knickers for £50 eventually settled for £30 HJ.

The massage itself was soft, with only a few CC swipes. I think the girls name was Natasha.

[RAJEC]

I visited China Five Elements the other day, £50 / hour massage, near Liverpool Street station (35 Artillery Ln) had a Romanian girl in her late 20s massage. She was very giggly and we had fairly decent chat. She asked me to suggest a price to which I said £20 for HJ or £40 B2B to which she replied she doesn't do B2B but she does HJ in her knickers for £50 eventually settled for £30 HJ.

The massage itself was soft, with only a few CC swipes. I think the girls name was Natasha.

£80 is a bit steep mate 

[mmsprivate]

£80 is a bit steep mate 

True but I prefer an hour massage over half an hour massage, although this wasn't an amazing massage. Normally I enjoy the massage aspect as well, with build up. Would have been £60 if I went for the 30 mins.

[LLPunting]

True but I prefer an hour massage over half an hour massage, although this wasn't an amazing massage. Normally I enjoy the massage aspect as well, with build up. Would have been £60 if I went for the 30 mins.

So one to swerve if looking for 30 or 60 mins massage then.

Nearby is one that's not so subtle about it's offering:
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[velybadboy]

Saw Nisa at Qi in Angel. Chinese sp, dyed blonde hair, about 5.7 tall. Saw her for an hour. Decent massage. No reach under or CC during the massage, but she did the top of my legs with both hands, clearly brushing me.
She offered £20 for HJ, £40 for B2B. I took the 40 offer, but it was just a naked wank. After shower she insisted on completing the hour with more massage.

[LLPunting]

Saw Nisa at Qi in Angel. Chinese sp, dyed blonde hair, about 5.7 tall. Saw her for an hour. Decent massage. No reach under or CC during the massage, but she did the top of my legs with both hands, clearly brushing me.
She offered £20 for HJ, £40 for B2B. I took the 40 offer, but it was just a naked wank. After shower she insisted on completing the hour with more massage.

Did she take your money first?
Next time say you'll pay her after.
If they only do naked then tell them not to bother, put their clothes back on and finish massage.  I had that more than a few times and trying to get them to live up to their end of the deal usually results in a shit service, better to just say if they don't want to do it properly then you understand and decline all services and don't pay extra.  Hop on to another place and get yourself properly seen to with the money saved.

[adptcdn]

Wow is it just me or do prices for the girls to take any clothes off feel like they have gone up significantly recently.  Always feels like 20 should be a hj and at worst an extra 10 for naked but a lot of these reviews are significantly more.

[LLPunting]

Wow is it just me or do prices for the girls to take any clothes off feel like they have gone up significantly recently.  Always feels like 20 should be a hj and at worst an extra 10 for naked but a lot of these reviews are significantly more.

Beyond the 20 for HJ, most prices are quoted at least 10 more than they will settle for, if you cut them back too far then the service is often reluctant and shite.  That's why I prefer the places where management know the score and tell the girls the reasonable rates when they hire them.

[sparkus]

Beyond the 20 for HJ, most prices are quoted at least 10 more than they will settle for, if you cut them back too far then the service is often reluctant and shite.  That's why I prefer the places where management know the score and tell the girls the reasonable rates when they hire them.

Every single new girl I've seen of late has pushed for 50 for b2b, so it's definitely a thing.

Though as one SP told me, if you see a row of one hour bookings of just 20 quid HJs then your tips for the day take a pounding and that puts on pressure to charge more for more, hence YMMV on rates depending on her mood and takings.

[rebelsurge]

New Chinese shop 35 The Cut ,Waterloo. SE1 8LF

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[RAJEC]

Every single new girl I've seen of late has pushed for 50 for b2b, so it's definitely a thing.

Though as one SP told me, if you see a row of one hour bookings of just 20 quid HJs then your tips for the day take a pounding and that puts on pressure to charge more for more, hence YMMV on rates depending on her mood and takings.

Takes all the fun out of fbsm.

As it is, given the absence of fs, the practice of paying for a massage and then the extra is already painful. Some real gems that provide inclusive fbsm rate (Baltic is an example), where even if the service is mediocre, the £damage is limited. This needs to be across the board.

[sparkus]

Takes all the fun out of fbsm.

As it is, given the absence of fs, the practice of paying for a massage and then the extra is already painful. Some real gems that provide inclusive fbsm rate (Baltic is an example), where even if the service is mediocre, the £damage is limited. This needs to be across the board.

Athree used to offer the HJ inclusive but mostly you wanted chebs out so had to pay extras. Then they stopped that.

There is/was a Thai place in Bournemouth which also gave inclusive HR but again it wasn't hard for the staff to go for b2b upsell.

[RAJEC]

Athree used to offer the HJ inclusive but mostly you wanted chebs out so had to pay extras. Then they stopped that.

There is/was a Thai place in Bournemouth which also gave inclusive HR but again it wasn't hard for the staff to go for b2b upsell.

Ah, the good old days! 

[massOmass]

Went to Wellness & Herbs TCM in Bakers Arms earlier this week, I have been pass this shop on numerous occasions with no thought to doing recon as they seem like the usual TCM whitecoat lotion/potions gaff. Still presents the image of the TCM but has a bus stop in front as covering or obstacle to be mindful of for those visiting during the day (its a busy area).
I saw Chinese masseur Lucy, looks 6/10, slim, maybe bolt-ons enhanced to C, her English as difficult at times esp trying to negotiate - I gave up (yes, stupid), 25 for 30 plus on offer was HJ & B2B (30/50) - went for HJ. Massage was good, she really worked on top of shoulder and back which was good for me and I wanted a massage as well as anything else on offer. I didn't see any other masseurs on my visit but I guess there may be more and I will revisit again.

[sparkus]

Went to Wellness & Herbs TCM in Bakers Arms earlier this week, I have been pass this shop on numerous occasions with no thought to doing recon as they seem like the usual TCM whitecoat lotion/potions gaff. Still presents the image of the TCM but has a bus stop in front as covering or obstacle to be mindful of for those visiting during the day (its a busy area).
I saw Chinese masseur Lucy, looks 6/10, slim, maybe bolt-ons enhanced to C, her English as difficult at times esp trying to negotiate - I gave up (yes, stupid), 25 for 30 plus on offer was HJ & B2B (30/50) - went for HJ. Massage was good, she really worked on top of shoulder and back which was good for me and I wanted a massage as well as anything else on offer. I didn't see any other masseurs on my visit but I guess there may be more and I will revisit again.

Is that Leyton/Walthamstow Bakers Arms?

[massOmass]

Is that Leyton/Walthamstow Bakers Arms?

sparkus, yes. Up from the Barclays on Lea Bridge Rd.

[LLPunting]

I know it's only been 2 weeks but there have been few mentions of any previously unreported places around town.

Sooooo...

That place in Lewisham, run by you know who. 

Rose   
new 20-something, all natural size 6/8, 5'7"ish, Bs, pale, smooth skin, GND pretty, good English, pleasant attitude.  Quite strong so with guidance could probably do your aches some good.  Only offers HR and NHR (will straddle you) for 20/40.  Doesn't like to be touched too much below and not inside.  No further services offered to me. If you like a young, nubile, naked thing to toss you off after some soothing "massage" then it might be worth trying this cutie out.  Check with management for when she's in.

Clair   
30-something, veteran of this place.  All natural, larger lass (size 14?) with awesome, full bosom (DD+, at least 2 handfuls each unless you've got hands like Michael Jordan).  I'd forgotten how friendly and sweet-natured she is in the room.  Chuckled when I responded to her fondling my ass.  Suspect she might have played with a prostate or two.  Sadly too big to comfortably mount the creaky table with you on it but she's a game lass for 40, responsive and a little submissive.  5'5"ish, a cute face and knows how to use her hands.  No RO, FS.
I don't usually dabble with the larger ladies but Clair is a rare exception for me.

[sparkus]

sparkus, yes. Up from the Barclays on Lea Bridge Rd.

It must be new then.

[sparkus]

sparkus, yes. Up from the Barclays on Lea Bridge Rd.

Recce this afternoon, generic 40 something massage shop woman on reception, I went to leave and owner (I assume) came in, elderly Chinese.  Tried to get me to stay.

Onwards to Golden Herbs Chingford, they're cunning as they lock the door now and you have to ring the bell.  Before you could stroll in and see the staff sat on the sofa but they're firmly ensconsed out the back and out of sight.  The receptionist had a OK pair but said no go.

I did spy a new Thai massage spa opposite there (so that's two new shops in North East London), quick look inside didn't reveal anything (male receptionist).

[massOmass]

Recce this afternoon, generic 40 something massage shop woman on reception, I went to leave and owner (I assume) came in, elderly Chinese.  Tried to get me to stay.

I think with the shop being on a busy street and by a bus stop the sp is out of sight to avoid attracting attention but downside's that you don't know who you get until you're in the room and can bulid a reputation. Competition is good.

[sparkus]

I think with the shop being on a busy street and by a bus stop the sp is out of sight to avoid attracting attention but downside's that you don't know who you get until you're in the room and can bulid a reputation. Competition is good.

The bus stop didn't faze me, there were old biddies, mums and schoolkids around but so what.

I saw the woman who'd be doing it as she tried to get me to commit behind the desk and then went into the room to prepare it.  I was in there a few minutes and there didn't seem to be anyone else in/any activity.  One to keep an eye on though.

[bhudda]

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Saw Alesia/allessa/alecia or some thing similar. Attractive ... 30 to 40 ... nice body ... shapely boobs and tight bum ... smooth skin ... £45 1hour ... £20 HE ... £20 more for b2b ... does a good imitation of someone who is enjoying you pawing them ... gets wet ... shoves (very attractive) pussy in your face so if RO is your thing I'm sure that's on offer ... if either of us had had a condom implied that full service on offer but easy to say when no condoms present ...

negs ... quite long nails so bits of massage were a tad scratchy ... massage ok and naughty time was quite lengthy but after we finished and I returned from a brief post massage shower I noticed there were still 5 mins of my hour to go, i.e. short changed on time a little.   

works there Mondays and Thursdays (which is a bummer because usually they're the 2 days I'm least likely to be free) ... said she was in Chiswick other days but don't know where/when. 

[Botev Plovdiv]

Li health massage. Kings cross road

£30 for 30 mins
Didn’t get her name, but she was probably in her early 40s.
No massage as such. She just did this thing when she just ran her fingers up and down my body. No oil, just dry hands. Was ok I suppose given I wasn’t there to have any knots removed.
Wanted £60 B2B. Got down to £50. £10 too much but wanted to see the goods. Sort of wish I hadn’t. She was skinny but lots of excess flab on tummy. Tried not to look.
Had a good suck on tits. They were nice. She tried to massage my cock between her tits but it was dry cock on dry tits. Alternates between that and a hand job but neither much good. Eventually got some oil out which helped matters.
Pluses: really nice warm room with nice shower. Wouldn’t go out of my way to return though.

[alexm40]

I noticed this shop close to the well reviewed Living Healthcare (Putney Bridge): External Link/Members Only
I ll give it a go next week since I didn't find any intel

[RAJEC]

Li health massage. Kings cross road

£30 for 30 mins
Didn’t get her name, but she was probably in her early 40s.
No massage as such. She just did this thing when she just ran her fingers up and down my body. No oil, just dry hands. Was ok I suppose given I wasn’t there to have any knots removed.
Wanted £60 B2B. Got down to £50. £10 too much but wanted to see the goods. Sort of wish I hadn’t. She was skinny but lots of excess flab on tummy. Tried not to look.
Had a good suck on tits. They were nice. She tried to massage my cock between her tits but it was dry cock on dry tits. Alternates between that and a hand job but neither much good. Eventually got some oil out which helped matters.
Pluses: really nice warm room with nice shower. Wouldn’t go out of my way to return though.

I think this sounds like more of an avoid than return if convenient 

[tomcat69]

I saw her today . Believe it or not it is actually her in the photos. Full review coming soon but first paid £150 for FS, OW and B2B. 1 hr including shower.