London massage shop mini reviews

[daddy919]

Went to Natural Wellness in Southgate last week on Wednesday.  Took a short notice booking before closing for 30 min 30 £.
Presented Apple as a new girl there,around 30'i would say,chinese,slim petite and i found her to be good looking.
Massage was good with about 15 min in she started stroking my balls and asked the question. Quoted me 20/HE 40/B2B 60/B2B with blowjob and 80 for sex. Only opted for B2B as time was limited. Performed well only on my front allowing me to touch everywhere but positioned so i couldn't  touch her pussy. Light kissing involved and edging. Would see her again,she only works there for Wednesdays.
How much should one pay for sex in a massage shop as i've never been offered? Thanks.

Don't go above £60. Tell her you have £60 for fs or nothing. More than likely she'll accept the £60 rather than 0

[LLPunting]

Don't go above £60. Tell her you have £60 for fs or nothing. More than likely she'll accept the £60 rather than 0

+1

[LLPunting]

May - Maithai, Hendon  40 for 1 hour.

Dropped in to see what the days' roster looks like:
Tina (purported owner) is size 10/12, 5'3", late 30s+, with black hair and pale complexion.  An attractive matron carrying some extra pounds and a pair of apparent Cs hidden under her top.  English good with a welcoming Thai attitude.  She wasn't available.  I thought her most appealing of the bunch.

Nutcha is a slim size 8, also 5'3" ish, dark hair, weathered tanned complexion, 30 something, didn't register boobs so certainly no more than Bs, covered up long-sleeved tunic and long pants.  Also busy and don't recall her saying hello.  Didn't find her attractive for a reason that escapes me.

May is a 10/12, 5'2"ish, black hair to her shoulders, black glasses, pale complexion, late 30s+, plain looking.  English ok, friendly.  Cs with half inch responsive, little nips.  Rolls around her belly.  Soft skin.  Only offered HR and THR.  Wanted 40 for the latter.  Massage was good, she is skilled, has a deceptive amount of strength in her hands and arms.  Cricked out my back nicely with some Thai twists and stretches.  A few swipes and reach-unders.  Plenty of stamina as she tried to jack me off with oil and a firm grip.  Allowed to play with her titties, suck and kiss them.  Limited access downstairs over her jeans, more available next time she said.  Continued with massage and hot towel cleaning after I splashed strongly to her delight.
Would go back for massage.  She wasn't attractive or sexually engaging enough to make me want extras again.

[Solran]

She will warm to you and your mileage will improve if you charm her.  I am intending to see her again but Emily is still trying new girls out so been busy with them.

Cheers for the info. I’ll persist but think she only works Saturdays which limits opportunity.

[LLPunting]

Cheers for the info. I’ll persist but think she only works Saturdays which limits opportunity.

She has another job during week.

[sparkus]

She will warm to you and your mileage will improve if you charm her.  I am intending to see her again but Emily is still trying new girls out so been busy with them.

I know you're keen for me try this joint, would you suggest her to break my Emily's duck?

[Solran]

From my limited experience if you can get a slot when Tara (Brazilian/American) When she is back, then she  has been my best experience there. If not, then Sasha. Not sure if some of the others can say who’s the best there.

[Wankingdead]

From my limited experience if you can get a slot when Tara (Brazilian/American) When she is back, then she  has been my best experience there. If not, then Sasha. Not sure if some of the others can say who’s the best there.

Hands down Cici followed by Veronica then Nikki

[Solran]

Not heard of cici. Has she been reviewed on here? Any details?

[LLPunting]

Cici is new 35+ Chinese today.  Not a great A cup, 5'2" figure but very sweet and gentle.  Has a nice sensual touch and will do b2b for 40, no OW(O), didn't try RO but permitted touching below and almost in.  Wouldn't revisit for looks but would for service if several others not available.

No way is she better than Tara for youth, raunch or service. None are.
Hannah is also better.
If you don't mind some belly and like black boobs then Sasha is good, see previous recent mentions on this thread.
Nikki is one of the prettiest, with spinner bod and can be quite frisky but not classy. A dirty tumble if only she did more than b2b.

I wouldn't choose any of those mentioned if you need a firm working over.  If you want sensual then Hannah best, Cici quite good with hands, Sasha for b2b with those boobs.
As always YMMV. 

[RAJEC]

Shanika at athree.

£50/60

70 full nakeeeeeeee

30 mins massage and 30 mins play

Massage: shit. Rubbed body and not one swipe, ru or even unintentional nut scrape.

Play: smashed her doors in with fingers (soaked) and then he finish.

Too pricey to return. Saw the Arab bird in reception; not bad. Kavia with the bags apparently doesn’t do massage anymore. Seems to be manning reception 

[Callisto]

You can go TOFTT with the new girl today or tomorrow.  I'm guessing you'll pick the Spaniard.

Fair's fair.  And you guess right

[Wankingdead]

Cici surprised me with a very decent massage, b2b was also old school  with lots of frontage and tit wank which was delivered with gusto, left satisfied.

[LLPunting]

Cici surprised me with a very decent massage, b2b was also old school  with lots of frontage and tit wank which was delivered with gusto, left satisfied.

Did she use good pressure and really work the muscles?  Did you ask her for firm/hard at the start?  I left her to default.
Given all your experience I was surprised you haven't gotten a better overall experience from the other girls there.  Is it a taste or chemistry thing, would be good to know if any have treated you poorly?

[sparkus]

Shanika at athree.

£50/60

70 full nakeeeeeeee

30 mins massage and 30 mins play

Massage: shit. Rubbed body and not one swipe, ru or even unintentional nut scrape.

Play: smashed her doors in with fingers (soaked) and then he finish.

Too pricey to return. Saw the Arab bird in reception; not bad. Kavia with the bags apparently doesn’t do massage anymore. Seems to be manning reception 

I'm guessing the new shop next door with massage on the sign is more legit than MC Hammer.

[RAJEC]

I'm guessing the new shop next door with massage on the sign is more legit than MC Hammer.

Didn’t even notice it!

[Wankingdead]

Did she use good pressure and really work the muscles?  Did you ask her for firm/hard at the start?  I left her to default.
Given all your experience I was surprised you haven't gotten a better overall experience from the other girls there.  Is it a taste or chemistry thing, would be good to know if any have treated you poorly?

I told her what pressure to apply, she was pleasant and willing to please, small things like warming the towel, following orders makes all the difference. The majority of girls there are ok, some I didnt like like Sasha for example, but I also think I have a vast experience in b2b and can spot those subtle differences.

[LLPunting]

I told her what pressure to apply, she was pleasant and willing to please, small things like warming the towel, following orders makes all the difference. The majority of girls there are ok, some I didnt like like Sasha for example, but I also think I have a vast experience in b2b and can spot those subtle differences.

Warming the towel made all the difference eh?
How about knowing when to turn on the heater?
Or putting a towel on the floor?
Or using just the right pressure for a body slide and keeping maximal contact as they slide up your body?
Or grinding or your knee without putting too much pressure it feels they'll turn it out?
Or the right length of glide of pussy on shaft?
Or lowering their lips to barely touching your helmet and blowing just right?
Or using a sexy giggle?

[LLPunting]

Skyline - new Spanish 20 something - avoid 
Name escapes me, sorry it was that poor.  She's pretty, slim, mid-blonde hair past her shoulders, friendly ish but not warm. About 5'6", size 8,  no more than b cup under top, from Madrid.  She works at shops all about town including Kensington and Liverpool Street and moves around.  Can you guess yet?
She wanted 100 for naked hr, not b2b, would rub boobs.  I set her straight on prices at Skyline and declined her offer.  She then tried to offer 80 then 60 then 50 over the next 10 mins of silence. I politely declined saying all were more than the usual price.
This girl made no attempt to finish the massage properly.  Idly wasting another 10 mins oiling my thigh. Massage skills non-existent.
She then said I could go shower 15 mins before end and exited the room 

Told Emily in reception and then spent an hour with Nikki which was better in every way.

[horsa]

Skyline - new Spanish 20 something - avoid 
Name escapes me, sorry it was that poor.  She's pretty, slim, mid-blonde hair past her shoulders, friendly ish but not warm. About 5'6", size 8,  no more than b cup under top, from Madrid.  She works at shops all about town including Kensington and Liverpool Street and moves around.  Can you guess yet?
She wanted 100 for naked hr, not b2b, would rub boobs.  I set her straight on prices at Skyline and declined her offer.  She then tried to offer 80 then 60 then 50 over the next 10 mins of silence. I politely declined saying all were more than the usual price.
This girl made no attempt to finish the massage properly.  Idly wasting another 10 mins oiling my thigh. Massage skills non-existent.
She then said I could go shower 15 mins before end and exited the room 

Told Emily in reception and then spent an hour with Nikki which was better in every way.

is skyline 'recruiting' at the minute? you have had some bad experiences here lately, its good that you tell Emily if you've had a bad time - hopefully she will get rid of them

[Callisto]

is skyline 'recruiting' at the minute? you have had some bad experiences here lately, its good that you tell Emily if you've had a bad time - hopefully she will get rid of them

I think, if you read LLP's post - I direct you to the "Told Emily" part, in particular - and previous posts, you'll soon realise he very much tells Emily and wields quite an influence!

[Callisto]

Skyline - new Spanish 20 something - avoid 
Name escapes me, sorry it was that poor.  She's pretty, slim, mid-blonde hair past her shoulders, friendly ish but not warm. About 5'6", size 8,  no more than b cup under top, from Madrid.  She works at shops all about town including Kensington and Liverpool Street and moves around.  Can you guess yet?
She wanted 100 for naked hr, not b2b, would rub boobs.  I set her straight on prices at Skyline and declined her offer.  She then tried to offer 80 then 60 then 50 over the next 10 mins of silence. I politely declined saying all were more than the usual price.
This girl made no attempt to finish the massage properly.  Idly wasting another 10 mins oiling my thigh. Massage skills non-existent.
She then said I could go shower 15 mins before end and exited the room 

Told Emily in reception and then spent an hour with Nikki which was better in every way.

The name was Carina, I believe.  This explains a lot: I was down to see her tonight, only to get a mid-afternoon text from Emily saying that, after showing up late, Carina had cried off early citing a family emergency - about which Emily seemed dubious.  Maybe, after LLP's beat-down and a likely scolding from Emily, Carina realised that Skyline wasn't the right venue for her exotic blend of uselessness, insouciance and exorbitance?

Either way, cheers LLP - looks like you saved me one.

[fisherofsouls]

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uselessness, insouciance and exorbitance
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This 

New motto for Rom skanks: inutilitatem temeritas cupiditasque   

[Callisto]

New motto for Rom skanks: inutilitatem temeritas cupiditasque   

  

[djames777]

Sorry if a re post but a review of one of the best value massages I’ve had has got to be at be healthy in archer street soho, saw Julie who is early 40’s very slim pretty and nice natured, I knew who to ask as been given tip before, 25 for half hour paid 40 upfront for full strip light sensual massage, encouraged me to touch all over then followed by amazing soft deep throat owo with cim to completion, probably the best bj ever had, treat her nicely and your be looked after.

[Wankingdead]

Yes Carina from spain, left early today, thank god saved me few pennies. I don't think she will be back.

[Wankingdead]

Warming the towel made all the difference eh?
How about knowing when to turn on the heater?
Or putting a towel on the floor?
Or using just the right pressure for a body slide and keeping maximal contact as they slide up your body?
Or grinding or your knee without putting too much pressure it feels they'll turn it out?
Or the right length of glide of pussy on shaft?
Or lowering their lips to barely touching your helmet and blowing just right?
Or using a sexy giggle?

All the above

[sparkus]

Shanika at athree.

£50/60

70 full nakeeeeeeee

30 mins massage and 30 mins play

Massage: shit. Rubbed body and not one swipe, ru or even unintentional nut scrape.

Play: smashed her doors in with fingers (soaked) and then he finish.

Too pricey to return. Saw the Arab bird in reception; not bad. Kavia with the bags apparently doesn’t do massage anymore. Seems to be manning reception 

Is Shanika somewhat chunky/big? There was a very big Indian milling around in reception and I wasn't sure I wanted to take chances yet at the same time found her somewhat intriguing, just for the pure body mass.

That said, very unimpressed with those prices - Kavia has offered me naked for that and it's obviously a better proposition.  So 50/60 is for topless HE?!

[LLPunting]

I think, if you read LLP's post - I direct you to the "Told Emily" part, in particular - and previous posts, you'll soon realise he very much tells Emily and wields quite an influence!

I'm more her not so secret shopper.
Emily asks for my feedback because she knows I'm happy to give it and many of her customers don't bother.  She told me that she doesn't want the girls charging too much and pissing off her locals and regulars who are used to the usual tariff, she's a smart cookie and knows a busy, no fuss shop is better than a quiet, pricey one.  (As do many of her girls.) 
She often tells the newbies what the expectations are but it looks like Carina and Liza weren't listening.  Cici knew the pricing going in, she asked how much (I) would offer (as canny girls do any of us) to see if a (clueless) softie might offer more.

Cici has been asked back, subject to availability.

Some of the girls are aware of UKP and have been giving Emily grief because they don't want reviews.  No girl should be fearful of this site unless she's (deliberately) poor at her job and unwilling to do better, in fact she should be eager to earn good feedback to up her business.  That said there are still cunts amongst us trying to intimidate and influence girls under threat of review.  To those of you doing this, I hope you die in a fire.

DO NOT MENTION UKP TO WGs.  DO NOT TALK ABOUT REVIEWS.

Yes Carina from spain, left early today, thank god saved me few pennies. I don't think she will be back.

Emily has confirmed she won't be asking Carina back.


As has been shown by WDs differing experience to mine this is a YMMV place, if you can't deal with that then feck off elsewhere, there are plenty of options.  If you want a guaranteed service then go see an SP with a rep for consistency.

[LLPunting]

is skyline 'recruiting' at the minute? you have had some bad experiences here lately, its good that you tell Emily if you've had a bad time - hopefully she will get rid of them

Emily wants to build up a team of  girls who turn up on time and don't piss her about because she's got better things to do than chase after them.  She knows that a variety of girls is key (age, race, looks) for us lot to be happy.  It's frustratingly never-ending because girls move on (Lauren, Tora, Anna) as well as aren't rebooked for getting greedy or becoming complacent (Amanda).

TOFTT and trialling the new girls is always chancey.  I'm happy to let a session run its course and decline services or even cut a session short because I know that Emily has other girls I'm happy to see.  So my consolation is often just 5 steps away as happened today with Nikki, an hour with her sped by faster than the 45 mins with Carina because it was more fun, more manipulative (she used a lot more pressure), more horny and more relieving (she almost had me rising off the table at the end).

[LLPunting]

How about knowing when to turn on the heater?
 Or putting a towel on the floor?
 Or using just the right pressure for a body slide and keeping maximal contact as they slide up your body?
 Or grinding or your knee without putting too much pressure it feels they'll turn it out?
 Or the right length of glide of pussy on shaft?
 Or lowering their lips to barely touching your helmet and blowing just right?
 Or using a sexy giggle?

All the above

Classic YMMV then, because I got various of the others from other girls there.

[Jonestown]

Isn’t it time LLP & Emily had their own thread, rather than endlessly clog up the general massage shop thread ?

Indeed, is it even a shop ?

[sparkus]

Ah but LLP, men who tell women about UKP (especially lurkers) they're "helping” them and the women will treat them more good in return 

[RAJEC]

Is Shanika somewhat chunky/big? There was a very big Indian milling around in reception and I wasn't sure I wanted to take chances yet at the same time found her somewhat intriguing, just for the pure body mass.

That said, very unimpressed with those prices - Kavia has offered me naked for that and it's obviously a better proposition.  So 50/60 is for topless HE?!

I’m not sure if that’s her mate. She is chunky no doubt, but once the clothes are off, I’m fairly certain she has Bolt Ons. At that price for what I got, I was happy to test the water but no return for me I’m afraid.
She will do topless for £40 at a push (but £50 according to her), £20 for clothed and she tried asking for £80 full naked and all access until I refused. Her counter offer of £70 was ok for me to not waste further time. What I did like was that the crap massage stopped at 30 mins and following the fee, she let me do whatever I liked for the next 30. It’s just a shame she is not anyone else 

[LLPunting]

Ah but LLP, men who tell women about UKP (especially lurkers) they're "helping” them and the women will treat them more good in return 

nice touch.

[RAJEC]

I'm more her not so secret shopper.
Emily asks for my feedback because she knows I'm happy to give it and many of her customers don't bother.  She told me that she doesn't want the girls charging too much and pissing off her locals and regulars who are used to the usual tariff, she's a smart cookie and knows a busy, no fuss shop is better than a quiet, pricey one.  (As do many of her girls.) 
She often tells the newbies what the expectations are but it looks like Carina and Liza weren't listening.  Cici knew the pricing going in, she asked how much (I) would offer (as canny girls do any of us) to see if a (clueless) softie might offer more.

Cici has been asked back, subject to availability.

Some of the girls are aware of UKP and have been giving Emily grief because they don't want reviews.  No girl should be fearful of this site unless she's (deliberately) poor at her job and unwilling to do better, in fact she should be eager to earn good feedback to up her business.  That said there are still cunts amongst us trying to intimidate and influence girls under threat of review.  To those of you doing this, I hope you die in a fire.

DO NOT MENTION UKP TO WGs.  DO NOT TALK ABOUT REVIEWS.


Emily has confirmed she won't be asking Carina back.


As has been shown by WDs differing experience to mine this is a YMMV place, if you can't deal with that then feck off elsewhere, there are plenty of options.  If you want a guaranteed service then go see an SP with a rep for consistency.

LLP, what name do you use with Emily, mate?

I can use it as a “my mate” reference for good service / prices that you have managed to nail down?

Just kidding! 

[LLPunting]

Isn’t it time LLP & Emily had their own thread, rather than endlessly clog up the general massage shop thread ?

Indeed, is it even a shop ?

More than happy for there to be much more comment about other shops, particularly those not mentioned here so far.  Please do chip in about what you've been experiencing at the parlours you use.

There are "shops" in Bromley, Clapham, Tooting, Crystal Palace, Ewell, New Malden, Fulham, Earls Court, Golders Green, Edgware, Kilburn, Liverpool St, Old St, Bethnal Green, Leytonstone, Dagenham, Hammersmith, Putney, West Hampstead, Cricklewood, Finchley, Harrow, Northwood Hills, Richmond, Soho, Bayswater, Kensington, Holborn, Euston, Kings Cross, Victoria, Greenwich, Woolwich, Limehouse, Blackheath, Croydon, Swiss Cottage, Camden, Holloway, Paddington, New Cross and Wembley to name just a few areas.  They're all trading and may have plenty of UKPers who could say much about them and girls not yet mentioned (beyond all us regular commenters).

I will happily go dark on "that place in Lewisham" in anticipation of leads to other places worth frequenting.

[jamesbb]

Yunji, 4 Charleville Rd, Hammersmith, London W14 9JL

Nila – works Tuesday and Friday – new girl, tiny, 5’ max, size 4, A cup, looks very young but could be aged anything from 20 – 26. Minimal English – likely really none…hand signals required.
Really excellent, deep massage, at half way suggested role reversal - £50 agreed (paid on leaving), coy smile, strips off, good slides, slightly shy reception to RO, modest bush, gentle HJ and PM. Did not ask for OW / OWO.

So £50 ph at the desk plus £50 for B2B – value is all relative but for a cracking massage with a (very possibly) new starter with an air of innocence, it ticked the box.

[mikeuk88]

The problem with the board is the openness. Anyone can read what we write.
Whether its the council looking to clamp down, police, etc, etc.
This keeps me from posting reviews.
I take at least 1 massage a week. I can potentially offer plenty of good or bad reviews.
However, I just don't think it is the right tool to offer reviews.
This probably applies to the 90-95% of us reading this board.
It's the 5-10% who posts and 90-95% who reads only.
I think the longer term solution is a private whatsapp group.
I don't know if I'm violating any TOCs of this board, but it is not my intention.
People can still choose to post on this thread/site as they see please.
I'm just trying to find a medium that will help us all contribute on a more regular basis in a smaller private forum for like minded individuals.
If you are keen, drop me an email at [Removed by admin], and we can go from there.
Ideally I want to try and start off with a smaller group of 10-15 people and see how we go from there.

Again, it is not my intention to violate any TOCs with this board, so admin, if i am in the wrong, please delete this message.

[sparkus]

I’m not sure if that’s her mate. She is chunky no doubt, but once the clothes are off, I’m fairly certain she has Bolt Ons. At that price for what I got, I was happy to test the water but no return for me I’m afraid.
She will do topless for £40 at a push (but £50 according to her), £20 for clothed and she tried asking for £80 full naked and all access until I refused. Her counter offer of £70 was ok for me to not waste further time. What I did like was that the crap massage stopped at 30 mins and following the fee, she let me do whatever I liked for the next 30. It’s just a shame she is not anyone else 

Ah OK. This girl was mahasssive. You could not fit both hands around one thigh.

[Callisto]

Yunji, 4 Charleville Rd, Hammersmith, London W14 9JL

Nila – works Tuesday and Friday – new girl, tiny, 5’ max, size 4, A cup, looks very young but could be aged anything from 20 – 26. Minimal English – likely really none…hand signals required.
Really excellent, deep massage, at half way suggested role reversal - £50 agreed (paid on leaving), coy smile, strips off, good slides, slightly shy reception to RO, modest bush, gentle HJ and PM. Did not ask for OW / OWO.

So £50 ph at the desk plus £50 for B2B – value is all relative but for a cracking massage with a (very possibly) new starter with an air of innocence, it ticked the box.

What ethnicity, please?

[Nemo]

The problem with the board is the openness. Anyone can read what we write.
Whether its the council looking to clamp down, police, etc, etc.
This keeps me from posting reviews.
I take at least 1 massage a week. I can potentially offer plenty of good or bad reviews.
However, I just don't think it is the right tool to offer reviews.
This probably applies to the 90-95% of us reading this board.
It's the 5-10% who posts and 90-95% who reads only.
I think the longer term solution is a private whatsapp group.
I don't know if I'm violating any TOCs of this board, but it is not my intention.
People can still choose to post on this thread/site as they see please.
I'm just trying to find a medium that will help us all contribute on a more regular basis in a smaller private forum for like minded individuals.
If you are keen, drop me an email at [Removed by admin], and we can go from there.
Ideally I want to try and start off with a smaller group of 10-15 people and see how we go from there.

Again, it is not my intention to violate any TOCs with this board, so admin, if i am in the wrong, please delete this message.

You raise a very serious point regarding massage. Explicitly erotic massage is not a problem; they advertize in the same way as mainstream providers and the same rules apply.
But there are all sorts of other shades of grey: girls who advertize (with face photograph) as legitimate massage therapists and who may also oblige with an HJ, girls who may do it without the approval of the establishment they work for, and so on, as well as the question of council clampdowns etc that you mention.
Even looking at the question in purely selfish terms, there's a danger of killing the goose that lays the golden egg. In fact, it's seemed to me in the last couple of years that a number of girls who advertize as legitimate therapists (and who will also give a fully legitimate massage) have become much more cautious about extras, and will tend to offer them only when they've got to know you quite well and feel reasonably confident they won't find their hand jobs splashed all over the internet.

[Callisto]

You raise a very serious point regarding massage. Explicitly erotic massage is not a problem; they advertize in the same way as mainstream providers and the same rules apply.
But there are all sorts of other shades of grey: girls who advertize (with face photograph) as legitimate massage therapists and who may also oblige with an HJ, girls who may do it without the approval of the establishment they work for, and so on, as well as the question of council clampdowns etc that you mention.
Even looking at the question in purely selfish terms, there's a danger of killing the goose that lays the golden egg.

Couldn't agree more with this.  Such scenarios combine to equate to the fatal flaw of this thread, really. 

There's an additional sister problem, which is boneheaded UKPunters who don't understand the nature of massage-shop YMMV, and brashly insist on their receiving a service reported here.  Such behaviour no doubt encourages even more reticence of the kind you rightly mention from masseuses.

[OldAdmin]

Anyone who demands other punters censor their massage experiences will be banned, punters are free to post about any extras they got, if they wish.

Fuck off back to Pro$$ieNet if you don't like it, you managed to force that site to introduce such a rule, and it ended in absolute failure, you won't get away with repeating that on UKP.

[LLPunting]

The problem with the board is the openness. Anyone can read what we write.
Whether its the council looking to clamp down, police, etc, etc.
This keeps me from posting reviews.
I take at least 1 massage a week. I can potentially offer plenty of good or bad reviews.
However, I just don't think it is the right tool to offer reviews.
This probably applies to the 90-95% of us reading this board.
It's the 5-10% who posts and 90-95% who reads only.
I think the longer term solution is a private whatsapp group.
I don't know if I'm violating any TOCs of this board, but it is not my intention.
People can still choose to post on this thread/site as they see please.
I'm just trying to find a medium that will help us all contribute on a more regular basis in a smaller private forum for like minded individuals.
If you are keen, drop me an email at [Removed by admin], and we can go from there.
Ideally I want to try and start off with a smaller group of 10-15 people and see how we go from there.

Again, it is not my intention to violate any TOCs with this board, so admin, if i am in the wrong, please delete this message.

How would you vet the members of your proposed private group?  No reason the authorities couldn't infiltrate that too is there?
You may escape the monitoring gaze of the girls themselves at least until they place a proxy in the group.

[Callisto]

Anyone who demands other punters censor their massage experiences will be banned.

I don't personally think Mike was suggesting censorship.   Mooting a private group doesn't equate to actively advocating dishonesty or omission.  But hey ho, you've banned him now! 

The point is more the downside of OPs' honesty in here, and trying to find a fix for that - although I'm with LLP that a private group isn't the answer.  Either way, I think we all agree: if people censor, the site becomes useless.

[LLPunting]

Couldn't agree more with this.  Such scenarios combine to equate to the fatal flaw of this thread, really. 

There's an additional sister problem, which is boneheaded UKPunters who don't understand the nature of massage-shop YMMV, and brashly insist on their receiving a service reported here.  Such behaviour no doubt encourages even more reticence of the kind you rightly mention from masseuses.

The thing is any girl who offers a sexual service in the age of the Internet is completely nuts if she thinks it won't get out.

If they contain their working identities then it remains just that, work.  They choose to take a risk in a multi-girl establishment given the definitions by the Law.  If they operate as an indie then they only risk reputational compromise.

Management of more than one operation have asked for no reviews because the girls don't want to work if they're reviewed, it also seems they can't recruit because girls think a parlour/flat that has been reviewed is a risk for at least the reasons already mentioned.  The only thing we can do to improve things for UKP in this regard?  DON'T TALK TO WGs ABOUT UKP REVIEWS AND COMMENTS.  ACCEPT YMMV APPLIES AND MASSAGE IS WSWS.  PUNTERS HAVE NO RIGHT OF DEMAND YOU ARE PUNTING.  IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT THEN GO SEE A KNOWN PROVIDER OR ESCORT WHO ADVERTISES THE EXTRAS YOU ARE AFTER  AND STOP USING PARLOURS.

[jamesbb]

Callisto - sorry, Nila is Thai but is nigh pretty enough to pass for Japanese

[LLPunting]

Callisto - sorry, Nila is Thai but is nigh pretty enough to pass for Japanese

Thais are plenty pretty enough when they don't look Japanese!  WTF are you trying to say?  She's pale skinned?
Both ethnicities have their gamut of round faces, flat features, pointed features, narrow faces, dark skins, paler skins and all the different body types and boob sizes.

[Callisto]

The thing is any girl who offers a sexual service in the age of the Internet is completely nuts if she thinks it won't get out.

If they contain their working identities then it remains just that, work.  They choose to take a risk in a multi-girl establishment given the definitions by the Law.  If they operate as an indie then they only risk reputational compromise.

Management of more than one operation have asked for no reviews because the girls don't want to work if they're reviewed, it also seems they can't recruit because girls think a parlour/flat that has been reviewed is a risk for at least the reasons already mentioned.  The only thing we can do to improve things for UKP in this regard?  DON'T TALK TO WGs ABOUT UKP REVIEWS AND COMMENTS.  ACCEPT YMMV APPLIES AND MASSAGE IS WSWS.  PUNTERS HAVE NO RIGHT OF DEMAND YOU ARE PUNTING.  IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT THEN GO SEE A KNOWN PROVIDER OR ESCORT WHO ADVERTISES THE EXTRAS YOU ARE AFTER  AND STOP USING PARLOURS.

Yep, +1, all fair.