London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

Dropping your kids back to their mams in the parlours again?  You lothario.

As I've often said, it helps that the shops are all in one place.  The woman I mentioned was clearly auditioning.

If only there was some kind of website for mums to chat and swap tips on...

[IdRatherBeABra]

This place really should have consistent pricing like other shops.

Even with one girl, I get pricing all over the shop. I swear I pay a different price every time I’ve seen Kavia. Last time (a couple of weeks ago) it was £40, time before that it was £50 but she got her box out without me even asking.  I’ve seen Carla, too, and she has always charged me £40 as well. Her massage is all right and she has nice tits but she doesn’t stop talking.

For anyone who has seen Sara or Geetha, I’d be curious how their boob size ranks compared to Kavia. I’m a greedy bugger and wouldn’t really be interested in anything smaller than Kavia.

[alexm40]

Sandra - Natural healing spa, Baron street (Angel, off Chapel Market)
Went back to NHS (sic) after my encounter with Sani. Sandra is a young (mid 20') EE girl from Romania. Slim, curly. Alas she charges like an EE girl: £40 HE... Tried to negotiate. She was firm, I was weak, I failed.
Massage was not a massage, only light stroking and touching.
HJ was even worse. Light stroking so was very good and quite edging but at some point you have to speed up. Never happened. I had to help her. What a waste.
Won't go back there, they charge a lot.

[jok32]

Welcome massage Chadwell heath. Saw Chris for 1 hour. Very good firm Thai massage clearly has professional training. No cc swipes, ru or offer of any extras though.

She's Thai mid 30s 5/10 size 8.
Massage on futon on floor. Neck kinda uncomfortable, prefer the trolley or bed setup personally

Didn't mind me being naked but covered with towel

[stampjones]

Exciting news - a new TCM in soho - angels touch at the south end of dean street. Well I hadnt seen it before anyway. Looks nice and modern with a semi decent milfy chinese bint outside. Didnt have time to partake but is there hope in soho? Probably not - probably the same old farmers wives but trying to charge double cos its a new shop. Oh well

[rebelsurge]

Opened about 1 month ago.

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[RexTBone]

I went to S/Zhangri La near Victoria (opposite a supermarket chain) after a meeting today, I was planning to go to the other shop in Denbigh St. but wasn’t sure if sensual massage was offered so as a fallback went to the aforementioned place, which I had been to before.

£30 for 30, was lead downstairs and introduced to a Chinese lady most likely 35-35, slim and petite, I think her name was Tiffany.

Like my past experiences the massage was underwhelming, soft touches here and there nothing to work those muscles!

Tiffany asked me if I wanted a “stronger massage”, she explained that the prices were £50 for hand relief and that she was offering a discount to me at £40, I said bullshit in my head.  Topless was offered at £60 I think, I declined both and she continued with the luck lustre massage.

Anyway, I personally will not be returning there again.

I actually went there as there is nothing else decent around the Victoria area, any other recommendations nearby would be appreciated.

[sparkus]

Even with one girl, I get pricing all over the shop. I swear I pay a different price every time I’ve seen Kavia. Last time (a couple of weeks ago) it was £40, time before that it was £50 but she got her box out without me even asking.  I’ve seen Carla, too, and she has always charged me £40 as well. Her massage is all right and she has nice tits but she doesn’t stop talking.

For anyone who has seen Sara or Geetha, I’d be curious how their boob size ranks compared to Kavia. I’m a greedy bugger and wouldn’t really be interested in anything smaller than Kavia.

I've touched Geetha's through her tunic as part of a clothed HJ.  Nowhere near the size mate.

I think I've seen Sara in reception, again nowhere near the size.

[Callisto]

I actually went there as there is nothing else decent around the Victoria area, any other recommendations nearby would be appreciated.

Victoria's a bit of a bust for FBSM.  I've had similarly shit experiences in Shangri-La, and Tantalising, just across Warwick Way, can be just as hit-and-miss.  There's a place further down Vauxhall Bridge Road, almost by the bridge, called Ruen Thai but I think it's HR only in there - although much better, smilier service.

[Callisto]

Forgive me if this has already been covered, but Fiona of Zhangri-La fame now definitely seems to have taken over the recently-renamed Health First on Little Turnstile by Holborn station.  She has said as much, and is posting a full weekly schedule of girls - 2-3 per day - on another site.  Zhangri-La continues to operate a much more limited, weekday-only service in Wimbledon, too, with the luscious Lin.

This week's schedule in Holborn, for instance:

Monday : Ava , Maya , Julia(receptionist but can do 4 hands)
Tuesday: Lily(older),  Saddia
Wednesday: Hui , Emily
Thursday: Alice,  Bubbles , Julia(young receptionist)
Friday: Maya, Saddia
Saturday: Emma(older),  Saddia
Sunday: Emily , Bubbles

 She also said "All the girls are young and pretty except Lily and Emma but they deliver great massage."

[Moneyd]

Forgive me if this has already been covered, but Fiona of Zhangri-La fame now definitely seems to have taken over the recently-renamed Health First on Little Turnstile by Holborn station.  She has said as much, and is posting a full weekly schedule of girls - 2-3 per day - on another site.  Zhangri-La continues to operate a much more limited, weekday-only service in Wimbledon, too, with the luscious Lin.

This week's schedule in Holborn, for instance:

Monday : Ava , Maya , Julia(receptionist but can do 4 hands)
Tuesday: Lily(older),  Saddia
Wednesday: Hui , Emily
Thursday: Alice,  Bubbles , Julia(young receptionist)
Friday: Maya, Saddia
Saturday: Emma(older),  Saddia
Sunday: Emily , Bubbles

 She also said "All the girls are young and pretty except Lily and Emma but they deliver great massage."

Thanks mate. All Asian??

[sparkus]

Thanks mate. All Asian??

I'm sure Lily and Emma appreciate knowing what their boss thinks of them!

[LLPunting]

I'm sure Lily and Emma appreciate knowing what their boss thinks of them!

If they're still on the roster they must be doing something right, possibly better than the youngsters.

[LLPunting]

Forgive me if this has already been covered, but Fiona of Zhangri-La fame now definitely seems to have taken over the recently-renamed Health First on Little Turnstile by Holborn station.  She has said as much, and is posting a full weekly schedule of girls - 2-3 per day - on another site.  Zhangri-La continues to operate a much more limited, weekday-only service in Wimbledon, too, with the luscious Lin.

This week's schedule in Holborn, for instance:

Monday : Ava , Maya , Julia(receptionist but can do 4 hands)
Tuesday: Lily(older),  Saddia
Wednesday: Hui , Emily
Thursday: Alice,  Bubbles , Julia(young receptionist)
Friday: Maya, Saddia
Saturday: Emma(older),  Saddia
Sunday: Emily , Bubbles

 She also said "All the girls are young and pretty except Lily and Emma but they deliver great massage."

thanks for the comprehensive intel Callisto.   

Have you enjoyed or seen any of these girls?  Quick round-up of their looks and performance?
Any idea what the tariff card is or do all the girls charge differently in the room?

Cheers 

[Callisto]

Thanks mate. All Asian??

Have you enjoyed or seen any of these girls?  Quick round-up of their looks and performance?
Any idea what the tariff card is or do all the girls charge differently in the room?

Moneyd: I don't know for sure, but pretty certain all Chinese or Chinese origin - that tends to be the Zhangri-la way.

LL: I've not seen any of them, bar the well-reviewed Lin at Wimbledon.  Fiona did email me a photo of Alice, though, and she looked all kinds of hot, cute and 20-something.  I'm away next Thursday but if I wasn't, my dick would be pointing straight towards Holborn...

Tariff-wise, I've only ever paid £100/hour, despite the External Link/Members Only blah blah.  With Lin that included DFK and RO, but I suspect that she might be exceptional in that regard, and that really you are only guaranteed a very attentive, sensual and fully-naked B2B.  Hope helpful.

[Dapper Don]

Opened about 1 month ago.

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Yeah, I saw that too. I keep walking past it after work and I’m constantly intrigued lol

[daniorerio]

Just thought I’d throw in my two penn’orth from the perspective of
(1) Norf London, and
(2) VFM


Regarding the latter, I’m reluctant to spend more than £80 for an hours massage + B2b.

Proper reviews will follow, I hope (I just started a new job so I’m short of time at the moment, sorry), but I thought it would be useful to UKP FBSMers to flag up (by ‘mini-reviews’) some good experiences I’ve had recently.

All of these are “positives”, and I think also TOFTTs

In no particular order:

Milana at Masha’s massage External Link/Members Only Out in the wilds of Edgware. £90, but (permanent?) £10 discount applied. Mid 20s Lithuanian/Russian. Pretty face, super-hot (IMO) slim bod with pert b+ cups. V good massage, good B2b (but with limited touching), v.g. HE.

Maria, Friern Barnet N11 (gumtree) £80
Did a full review for her. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=213835.0

“Marta” Not her real name. Friern Barnet External Link/Members Only
(same flat as Maria) £80. Spanish early 30s My current favourite, but she will not be to everybody’s taste physically. She is very slim bordering on skinny (size 4?) with A cups and v small bum. Excellent massage (she is part timer with day job in legit spa), very sensual B2b (and it was different on each of the 3 times I have visited, unlike many FBSM SPs who have a set routine). Ok with touching (though ‘not inside’) RO, great HE.

Sofia (Sophia?) also Friern Barnet Gumtree but different flat. External Link/Members Only

Italian, mid 20s(?). Quite pretty, size 10/12. Good massage and nice sensual B2b. Ok with touching (“not inside”) positioned herself straddling my knees during HJ which reduced ‘access’.

Finally an almost Unicorn.
I visited  Jennyy (sic.) last week in Angel EC1, but she said she was just visiting for a few weeks from Switzerland to earn money during a break in her massage training. So, sadly she may have flown already (does this make her a Pegasus rather than unicorn?).
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black Brazilian, probably mid 20s. Pretty face IMO Size??...I’d say 10 up top (pert B cups) 12 below with a fine twerky ass. Great attitude. Massage good, B2b better, happy with fingers (and thumbs .
Now, here’s the clincher.....she totally surprised me by going into a very good OW (including DT on my 5.5”), and didn’t ask for a penny more on top of the £80 I’d paid at start for a 1h massage!!
If she has already left I will definitely be looking out for her if she returns! (If she hasn’t left, I’ll be booking her tomorrow).

Hope this is useful.

Btw, although these mini reviews are all positives, please don’t put me down as fluffy - I have a couple of negatives in my review to-do list.

[sparkus]

Top work, sir. Keep 'em coming.

[RAJEC]

Strangely, just came across this thread! 

[daniorerio]

Sorry folks, just realised that Milana wasn’t a TOFTT, and has been mentioned previously: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=144780.msg1593730#msg1593730

[Muff licker]

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Went here lunchtime reviewed a few times on UKP. I paid £25.00 for a 30 minute "relaxing" massage. I saw Joy a 24 year old IMHO pretty Chinese student girl.
Massage was good with a few cc swipes then on the turn she said B2B negotiated £30 for her to pull down her knickers, revealing a hairy bush at the top but shaved by the pussy lips, She started to oil up the old boy whilst I fingered her I was just about to lick her hanging down labia when I shot my load very annoying.

Any way she works Monday, Wednesday and Friday. As I was leaving I saw the Mama-san and she was looking hot is a short dress might try her next time

Total price paid £55.00

[ampithestud1]

thanks for the comprehensive intel Callisto.   

Have you enjoyed or seen any of these girls?  Quick round-up of their looks and performance?
Any idea what the tariff card is or do all the girls charge differently in the room?

Cheers

I had probably one of my best TOFFT experiences at this joint behind Holborn station.

I’m not into Asians at all and was wandering about trying to find the massage shop with hot Roms that sparkus mentioned on this thread. Went into this place in search for hot EE birds but the receptionists charm and money back guarantee if I didnt like any of the girls available convinced me to stay. The receptionist herself was cute (not sure if she massages) and there was another young one with glasses on, but decided to take a chance on Lilly who seemed to be hiding quite a pair under her top.

Hands down on of the hottest mature Chinese masseuse I’ve been and with a stellar rack. Natural DDs or Es which are slightly droopy but still an absolute delight to play with. And pretty good massage too.

She's probably in her 40s, her english is decent, enjoys having her tits fondled, has beautiful skin that looks about 10-15 years younger and she was naughty from the start. Nice sized, longish nipples that stayed hard whilst I had a real go at those amazing tits. I negotiated topless HJ for £30 but it went way beyond that, but short of OWO or FS which is not on offer.  I think it helped that she thought I was a ‘handsome man’ lol so perhaps I got lucky.

Works there Tuesdays and another shop near kings cross / British library she said two other days. Go see her before she realises what she’s jacks up the prices

[Callisto]

That'll be Lily (older), then 

I negotiated topless HJ for £30

Interesting, this - suggests I was wrong above and they've dispensed with the usual Zhangri-La pricing model of all-inclusive set fees in favour of a standard hourly rate plus negotiable extras.  I guess as a shop pretending to be legit, they have to do have standard hourly rates for (cough cough) plain massage.  Let's just hope Fiona has them all offering the same extra rates, like they do in Fantasia, rather than everyone going with different amounts as happens in Athree.

[ampithestud1]

Thanks mate. All Asian??

From what the receptionist told me, yes.

[ampithestud1]

That'll be Lily (older), then 

Interesting, this - suggests I was wrong above and they've dispensed with the usual Zhangri-La pricing model of all-inclusive set fees in favour of a standard hourly rate plus negotiable extras.  I guess as a shop pretending to be legit, they have to do have standard hourly rates for (cough cough) plain massage.  Let's just hope Fiona has them all offering the same extra rates, like they do in Fantasia, rather than everyone going with different amounts as happens in Athree.

The receptionist first quoted £60 for an hour of deep tissue, but I argued most places do it at £50 so she offered £10 off as 'we are new here' in her words. I think if I do return I''ll try to stick to £50.

[Callisto]

Yep, £60 is too much, even if a few places - like the one on Old Street - are charging that now.

[RAJEC]

Yep, £60 is too much, even if a few places - like the one on Old Street - are charging that now.

Not unless you can wangle an inclusive he 

[LLPunting]

The receptionist first quoted £60 for an hour of deep tissue, but I argued most places do it at £50 so she offered £10 off as 'we are new here' in her words. I think if I do return I''ll try to stick to £50.

Won't be going near them if they're pushing 60 ph for a non-sexual rub because there are plenty of places, legit or otherwise offering better massage for 10-15 less.

[JoeBlk01]

Good morning gents, anyone know of a massage shop with indian or arab milfs in south london?

Much appreciated!

[Kaluuu276]

I had probably one of my best TOFFT experiences at this joint behind Holborn station.

I’m not into Asians at all and was wandering about trying to find the massage shop with hot Roms that sparkus mentioned on this thread. Went into this place in search for hot EE birds but the receptionists charm and money back guarantee if I didnt like any of the girls available convinced me to stay. The receptionist herself was cute (not sure if she massages) and there was another young one with glasses on, but decided to take a chance on Lilly who seemed to be hiding quite a pair under her top.

Hands down on of the hottest mature Chinese masseuse I’ve been and with a stellar rack. Natural DDs or Es which are slightly droopy but still an absolute delight to play with. And pretty good massage too.

She's probably in her 40s, her english is decent, enjoys having her tits fondled, has beautiful skin that looks about 10-15 years younger and she was naughty from the start. Nice sized, longish nipples that stayed hard whilst I had a real go at those amazing tits. I negotiated topless HJ for £30 but it went way beyond that, but short of OWO or FS which is not on offer.  I think it helped that she thought I was a ‘handsome man’ lol so perhaps I got lucky.

Works there Tuesdays and another shop near kings cross / British library she said two other days. Go see her before she realises what she’s jacks up the prices

What's this place behind Holborn Station called and do you remember her name?

[ampithestud1]

What's this place behind Holborn Station called and do you remember her name?

Name of the place is Healthy Way or Natural Ways.... but you cannot miss it as its the only shop that says 'massage' in a very narrow street. So doesnt make it very discreet.

Her name was Lilly

[tomcat69]

Another review of Lin at Shangri-la https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=223953.0

[stampjones]

Popped into holborn joint (HW) to check out calisto’s recommendation, alice. She wasnt there (according to receptionist) only some older woman I didnt fancy. But I have to say the receptionist if absolutely stunning with a nice pair of tits hiding beneath her jumper. Had a bash at trying to persuade her to do a massage but to no avail. Would pay well for a go with her though.

Ended up at the place at the holborn end of drury lane. Saw mia. Quite good looking 20s girl. Slim smallish looking tits (under dress) and nice legs. She has a largish tattoo on her left (i think) hand. Gave a pretty decent strong massage with a solitary cc swipe. On the turn offered hr for 20 which I accepted. Didnt try any touching, just layed back and enjoyed a reasonable tug job which brought a satisfactory explosion. All in all a decent experience without being anything spectacular. Might return if i was in the area and the receptionist at hw still hadnt succumbed. Thursdays only

[Danielcheal]

Done two over last few weeks in / nr Chiswick:

Thai revival, massage ok happy ending offered for £30 said ok, prob could have negotiated lower. Pretty obvious massage was building to this with a few lingering swipes and massaging near bottom. Asked me to take boxers off at start. Girl ok mid 30s uniform no touching.

Relax and Spa, normal massage extras offered but just wanted to see what massage was like. With Diana, who I though was pretty good looking. Massage not bad, some good and some so so. Paid £40 for 45 mins. Place a bit grotty was expecting somthing a little more professional.

[Xtro]

Done two over last few weeks in / nr Chiswick:

Thai revival, massage ok happy ending offered for £30 said ok, prob could have negotiated lower. Pretty obvious massage was building to this with a few lingering swipes and massaging near bottom. Asked me to take boxers off at start. Girl ok mid 30s uniform no touching.

Relax and Spa, normal massage extras offered but just wanted to see what massage was like. With Diana, who I though was pretty good looking. Massage not bad, some good and some so so. Paid £40 for 45 mins. Place a bit grotty was expecting somthing a little more professional.

Welcome. 
Good 1st post.

[sparkus]

Name of the place is Healthy Way or Natural Ways.... but you cannot miss it as its the only shop that says 'massage' in a very narrow street. So doesnt make it very discreet.

Her name was Lilly

Our friend here could have easily found those deets if he'd bothered to look.

Anyway, would be good if there was a second opinion on Lily. I prefer the enthusiastic MILFs to the bored and greedy younger ones...

[sparkus]

Reporting live from the scene for UKP (i.e pub next door) but 66 Middlesex Street is no more.  Shutters down and scrappy sign saying 'Lease available' with a mobile number.

Anyone care to invest in a TCM? I know fuck all about medicine but then again most of these shops don't either.  Poacher turned game-keeper and all that. 

[Silver Birch]

Reporting live from the scene for UKP (i.e pub next door) but 66 Middlesex Street is no more.  Shutters down and scrappy sign saying 'Lease available' with a mobile number.

Anyone care to invest in a TCM? I know fuck all about medicine but then again most of these shops don't either.  Poacher turned game-keeper and all that.

That's a shame, it's a place I had on my list to visit. Is the place opposite any good?

[sparkus]

That's a shame, it's a place I had on my list to visit. Is the place opposite any good?

The place opposite (77) closed down ages ago.  Are you thinking of Wentworth Street?

I notice no one has tried the EE massage place in the barbers round the corner yet.

[punk]

The place opposite (77) closed down ages ago.  Are you thinking of Wentworth Street?

I notice no one has tried the EE massage place in the barbers round the corner yet.

Master's or is it called Dino's?

[sparkus]

Master's or is it called Dino's?

Don't remember off the top of my head, it's on Gravel Lane.

[punk]

Don't remember off the top of my head, it's on Gravel Lane.

Jed's? I think it might be called.

[IdRatherBeABra]

Anyway, would be good if there was a second opinion on Lily. I prefer the enthusiastic MILFs to the bored and greedy younger ones...

There should be a second opinion on Lily on Tuesday after I go. I saw a milfy Chinese girl a few years ago at Chiltern Natural Health that remains one of the best FBSM sessions I’ve ever had, and certainly the best that I’ve had at a Chinese shop. The description (both physical, as well as the experience) sounds a bit like her and given the chance that it possibly is her, I’ve got to go.

[goodmans]

They do get some quite young girls, see the Facebook page. The young one I saw wanted 80 quid for topless HE and swore blind blokes pay it.

so do you know the name of the young one as I want to book on treatwell I saw on Facebook  the one second from the left I want to go Sunday thanks

[Muff licker]

External Link/Members Only
Otherwise known as DST  East Molesey

Sorry if thgis is in the wrong section buy hey
Visited today paid £30 for 30 minutes, was seen by Angel who is a pretty 28 year old.
Normal soft massage with CC swipes on turn she said did i want B2B negotiated £30 and she stripped revealing a nice small pair of tits with large nips and semi shaved bush.
She put her tits in my mouth and i sucked them i then licked her out whilst she wanked me to completion. Good enjoyable session total paid £60

[sparkus]

so do you know the name of the young one as I want to book on treatwell I saw on Facebook  the one second from the left I want to go Sunday thanks

She's long gone, not seen in ages. So save your 80 quid.

[goodmans]

Have you been there  latley  is there any young ish ones there or are they fat and ugley can you give me some info

[jichael mackson]

External Link/Members Only
Otherwise known as DST  East Molesey

Sorry if thgis is in the wrong section buy hey
Visited today paid £30 for 30 minutes, was seen by Angel who is a pretty 28 year old.
Normal soft massage with CC swipes on turn she said did i want B2B negotiated £30 and she stripped revealing a nice small pair of tits with large nips and semi shaved bush.
She put her tits in my mouth and i sucked them i then licked her out whilst she wanked me to completion. Good enjoyable session total paid £60

Sounds good! Just too out of the way for me. 

[Spartan20]

Don't remember off the top of my head, it's on Gravel Lane.

Jad’s I believe it is. Was in the area recently and looked in but it kinda looked like the whole family works there. There was a decent looking young girl who may or may not be the masseuse but wouldn’t be too comfortable if ee Daddy was just outside with a pair of hair scissors...

[sparkus]

Have you been there  latley  is there any young ish ones there or are they fat and ugley can you give me some info

Been in but walked, all fat and ugly as you put it. If there's a cutie then I stay but none sighted of late.