London massage shop mini reviews

[Moneyd]

Forgive me if this has already been covered, but Fiona of Zhangri-La fame now definitely seems to have taken over the recently-renamed Health First on Little Turnstile by Holborn station.  She has said as much, and is posting a full weekly schedule of girls - 2-3 per day - on another site.  Zhangri-La continues to operate a much more limited, weekday-only service in Wimbledon, too, with the luscious Lin.

This week's schedule in Holborn, for instance:

Monday : Ava , Maya , Julia(receptionist but can do 4 hands)
Tuesday: Lily(older),  Saddia
Wednesday: Hui , Emily
Thursday: Alice,  Bubbles , Julia(young receptionist)
Friday: Maya, Saddia
Saturday: Emma(older),  Saddia
Sunday: Emily , Bubbles

 She also said "All the girls are young and pretty except Lily and Emma but they deliver great massage."

Thanks mate. All Asian??

[sparkus]

Thanks mate. All Asian??

I'm sure Lily and Emma appreciate knowing what their boss thinks of them!

[LLPunting]

I'm sure Lily and Emma appreciate knowing what their boss thinks of them!

If they're still on the roster they must be doing something right, possibly better than the youngsters.

[LLPunting]

Forgive me if this has already been covered, but Fiona of Zhangri-La fame now definitely seems to have taken over the recently-renamed Health First on Little Turnstile by Holborn station.  She has said as much, and is posting a full weekly schedule of girls - 2-3 per day - on another site.  Zhangri-La continues to operate a much more limited, weekday-only service in Wimbledon, too, with the luscious Lin.

This week's schedule in Holborn, for instance:

Monday : Ava , Maya , Julia(receptionist but can do 4 hands)
Tuesday: Lily(older),  Saddia
Wednesday: Hui , Emily
Thursday: Alice,  Bubbles , Julia(young receptionist)
Friday: Maya, Saddia
Saturday: Emma(older),  Saddia
Sunday: Emily , Bubbles

 She also said "All the girls are young and pretty except Lily and Emma but they deliver great massage."

thanks for the comprehensive intel Callisto.   

Have you enjoyed or seen any of these girls?  Quick round-up of their looks and performance?
Any idea what the tariff card is or do all the girls charge differently in the room?

Cheers 

[Callisto]

Thanks mate. All Asian??

Have you enjoyed or seen any of these girls?  Quick round-up of their looks and performance?
Any idea what the tariff card is or do all the girls charge differently in the room?

Moneyd: I don't know for sure, but pretty certain all Chinese or Chinese origin - that tends to be the Zhangri-la way.

LL: I've not seen any of them, bar the well-reviewed Lin at Wimbledon.  Fiona did email me a photo of Alice, though, and she looked all kinds of hot, cute and 20-something.  I'm away next Thursday but if I wasn't, my dick would be pointing straight towards Holborn...

Tariff-wise, I've only ever paid £100/hour, despite the External Link/Members Only blah blah.  With Lin that included DFK and RO, but I suspect that she might be exceptional in that regard, and that really you are only guaranteed a very attentive, sensual and fully-naked B2B.  Hope helpful.

[Dapper Don]

Opened about 1 month ago.

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Yeah, I saw that too. I keep walking past it after work and I’m constantly intrigued lol

[Muff licker]

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Went here lunchtime reviewed a few times on UKP. I paid £25.00 for a 30 minute "relaxing" massage. I saw Joy a 24 year old IMHO pretty Chinese student girl.
Massage was good with a few cc swipes then on the turn she said B2B negotiated £30 for her to pull down her knickers, revealing a hairy bush at the top but shaved by the pussy lips, She started to oil up the old boy whilst I fingered her I was just about to lick her hanging down labia when I shot my load very annoying.

Any way she works Monday, Wednesday and Friday. As I was leaving I saw the Mama-san and she was looking hot is a short dress might try her next time

Total price paid £55.00

[ampithestud1]

thanks for the comprehensive intel Callisto.   

Have you enjoyed or seen any of these girls?  Quick round-up of their looks and performance?
Any idea what the tariff card is or do all the girls charge differently in the room?

Cheers

I had probably one of my best TOFFT experiences at this joint behind Holborn station.

I’m not into Asians at all and was wandering about trying to find the massage shop with hot Roms that sparkus mentioned on this thread. Went into this place in search for hot EE birds but the receptionists charm and money back guarantee if I didnt like any of the girls available convinced me to stay. The receptionist herself was cute (not sure if she massages) and there was another young one with glasses on, but decided to take a chance on Lilly who seemed to be hiding quite a pair under her top.

Hands down on of the hottest mature Chinese masseuse I’ve been and with a stellar rack. Natural DDs or Es which are slightly droopy but still an absolute delight to play with. And pretty good massage too.

She's probably in her 40s, her english is decent, enjoys having her tits fondled, has beautiful skin that looks about 10-15 years younger and she was naughty from the start. Nice sized, longish nipples that stayed hard whilst I had a real go at those amazing tits. I negotiated topless HJ for £30 but it went way beyond that, but short of OWO or FS which is not on offer.  I think it helped that she thought I was a ‘handsome man’ lol so perhaps I got lucky.

Works there Tuesdays and another shop near kings cross / British library she said two other days. Go see her before she realises what she’s jacks up the prices

[Callisto]

That'll be Lily (older), then 

I negotiated topless HJ for £30

Interesting, this - suggests I was wrong above and they've dispensed with the usual Zhangri-La pricing model of all-inclusive set fees in favour of a standard hourly rate plus negotiable extras.  I guess as a shop pretending to be legit, they have to do have standard hourly rates for (cough cough) plain massage.  Let's just hope Fiona has them all offering the same extra rates, like they do in Fantasia, rather than everyone going with different amounts as happens in Athree.

[ampithestud1]

Thanks mate. All Asian??

From what the receptionist told me, yes.

[ampithestud1]

That'll be Lily (older), then 

Interesting, this - suggests I was wrong above and they've dispensed with the usual Zhangri-La pricing model of all-inclusive set fees in favour of a standard hourly rate plus negotiable extras.  I guess as a shop pretending to be legit, they have to do have standard hourly rates for (cough cough) plain massage.  Let's just hope Fiona has them all offering the same extra rates, like they do in Fantasia, rather than everyone going with different amounts as happens in Athree.

The receptionist first quoted £60 for an hour of deep tissue, but I argued most places do it at £50 so she offered £10 off as 'we are new here' in her words. I think if I do return I''ll try to stick to £50.

[Callisto]

Yep, £60 is too much, even if a few places - like the one on Old Street - are charging that now.

[RAJEC]

Yep, £60 is too much, even if a few places - like the one on Old Street - are charging that now.

Not unless you can wangle an inclusive he 

[LLPunting]

The receptionist first quoted £60 for an hour of deep tissue, but I argued most places do it at £50 so she offered £10 off as 'we are new here' in her words. I think if I do return I''ll try to stick to £50.

Won't be going near them if they're pushing 60 ph for a non-sexual rub because there are plenty of places, legit or otherwise offering better massage for 10-15 less.

[JoeBlk01]

Good morning gents, anyone know of a massage shop with indian or arab milfs in south london?

Much appreciated!

[Kaluuu276]

I had probably one of my best TOFFT experiences at this joint behind Holborn station.

I’m not into Asians at all and was wandering about trying to find the massage shop with hot Roms that sparkus mentioned on this thread. Went into this place in search for hot EE birds but the receptionists charm and money back guarantee if I didnt like any of the girls available convinced me to stay. The receptionist herself was cute (not sure if she massages) and there was another young one with glasses on, but decided to take a chance on Lilly who seemed to be hiding quite a pair under her top.

Hands down on of the hottest mature Chinese masseuse I’ve been and with a stellar rack. Natural DDs or Es which are slightly droopy but still an absolute delight to play with. And pretty good massage too.

She's probably in her 40s, her english is decent, enjoys having her tits fondled, has beautiful skin that looks about 10-15 years younger and she was naughty from the start. Nice sized, longish nipples that stayed hard whilst I had a real go at those amazing tits. I negotiated topless HJ for £30 but it went way beyond that, but short of OWO or FS which is not on offer.  I think it helped that she thought I was a ‘handsome man’ lol so perhaps I got lucky.

Works there Tuesdays and another shop near kings cross / British library she said two other days. Go see her before she realises what she’s jacks up the prices

What's this place behind Holborn Station called and do you remember her name?

[ampithestud1]

What's this place behind Holborn Station called and do you remember her name?

Name of the place is Healthy Way or Natural Ways.... but you cannot miss it as its the only shop that says 'massage' in a very narrow street. So doesnt make it very discreet.

Her name was Lilly

[tomcat69]

Another review of Lin at Shangri-la https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=223953.0

[stampjones]

Popped into holborn joint (HW) to check out calisto’s recommendation, alice. She wasnt there (according to receptionist) only some older woman I didnt fancy. But I have to say the receptionist if absolutely stunning with a nice pair of tits hiding beneath her jumper. Had a bash at trying to persuade her to do a massage but to no avail. Would pay well for a go with her though.

Ended up at the place at the holborn end of drury lane. Saw mia. Quite good looking 20s girl. Slim smallish looking tits (under dress) and nice legs. She has a largish tattoo on her left (i think) hand. Gave a pretty decent strong massage with a solitary cc swipe. On the turn offered hr for 20 which I accepted. Didnt try any touching, just layed back and enjoyed a reasonable tug job which brought a satisfactory explosion. All in all a decent experience without being anything spectacular. Might return if i was in the area and the receptionist at hw still hadnt succumbed. Thursdays only

[Danielcheal]

Done two over last few weeks in / nr Chiswick:

Thai revival, massage ok happy ending offered for £30 said ok, prob could have negotiated lower. Pretty obvious massage was building to this with a few lingering swipes and massaging near bottom. Asked me to take boxers off at start. Girl ok mid 30s uniform no touching.

Relax and Spa, normal massage extras offered but just wanted to see what massage was like. With Diana, who I though was pretty good looking. Massage not bad, some good and some so so. Paid £40 for 45 mins. Place a bit grotty was expecting somthing a little more professional.

[Xtro]

Done two over last few weeks in / nr Chiswick:

Thai revival, massage ok happy ending offered for £30 said ok, prob could have negotiated lower. Pretty obvious massage was building to this with a few lingering swipes and massaging near bottom. Asked me to take boxers off at start. Girl ok mid 30s uniform no touching.

Relax and Spa, normal massage extras offered but just wanted to see what massage was like. With Diana, who I though was pretty good looking. Massage not bad, some good and some so so. Paid £40 for 45 mins. Place a bit grotty was expecting somthing a little more professional.

Welcome. 
Good 1st post.

[sparkus]

Name of the place is Healthy Way or Natural Ways.... but you cannot miss it as its the only shop that says 'massage' in a very narrow street. So doesnt make it very discreet.

Her name was Lilly

Our friend here could have easily found those deets if he'd bothered to look.

Anyway, would be good if there was a second opinion on Lily. I prefer the enthusiastic MILFs to the bored and greedy younger ones...

[sparkus]

Reporting live from the scene for UKP (i.e pub next door) but 66 Middlesex Street is no more.  Shutters down and scrappy sign saying 'Lease available' with a mobile number.

Anyone care to invest in a TCM? I know fuck all about medicine but then again most of these shops don't either.  Poacher turned game-keeper and all that. 

[Silver Birch]

Reporting live from the scene for UKP (i.e pub next door) but 66 Middlesex Street is no more.  Shutters down and scrappy sign saying 'Lease available' with a mobile number.

Anyone care to invest in a TCM? I know fuck all about medicine but then again most of these shops don't either.  Poacher turned game-keeper and all that.

That's a shame, it's a place I had on my list to visit. Is the place opposite any good?

[sparkus]

That's a shame, it's a place I had on my list to visit. Is the place opposite any good?

The place opposite (77) closed down ages ago.  Are you thinking of Wentworth Street?

I notice no one has tried the EE massage place in the barbers round the corner yet.

[punk]

The place opposite (77) closed down ages ago.  Are you thinking of Wentworth Street?

I notice no one has tried the EE massage place in the barbers round the corner yet.

Master's or is it called Dino's?

[sparkus]

Master's or is it called Dino's?

Don't remember off the top of my head, it's on Gravel Lane.

[punk]

Don't remember off the top of my head, it's on Gravel Lane.

Jed's? I think it might be called.

[IdRatherBeABra]

Anyway, would be good if there was a second opinion on Lily. I prefer the enthusiastic MILFs to the bored and greedy younger ones...

There should be a second opinion on Lily on Tuesday after I go. I saw a milfy Chinese girl a few years ago at Chiltern Natural Health that remains one of the best FBSM sessions I’ve ever had, and certainly the best that I’ve had at a Chinese shop. The description (both physical, as well as the experience) sounds a bit like her and given the chance that it possibly is her, I’ve got to go.

[goodmans]

They do get some quite young girls, see the Facebook page. The young one I saw wanted 80 quid for topless HE and swore blind blokes pay it.

so do you know the name of the young one as I want to book on treatwell I saw on Facebook  the one second from the left I want to go Sunday thanks

[Muff licker]

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Otherwise known as DST  East Molesey

Sorry if thgis is in the wrong section buy hey
Visited today paid £30 for 30 minutes, was seen by Angel who is a pretty 28 year old.
Normal soft massage with CC swipes on turn she said did i want B2B negotiated £30 and she stripped revealing a nice small pair of tits with large nips and semi shaved bush.
She put her tits in my mouth and i sucked them i then licked her out whilst she wanked me to completion. Good enjoyable session total paid £60

[sparkus]

so do you know the name of the young one as I want to book on treatwell I saw on Facebook  the one second from the left I want to go Sunday thanks

She's long gone, not seen in ages. So save your 80 quid.

[goodmans]

Have you been there  latley  is there any young ish ones there or are they fat and ugley can you give me some info

[jichael mackson]

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Otherwise known as DST  East Molesey

Sorry if thgis is in the wrong section buy hey
Visited today paid £30 for 30 minutes, was seen by Angel who is a pretty 28 year old.
Normal soft massage with CC swipes on turn she said did i want B2B negotiated £30 and she stripped revealing a nice small pair of tits with large nips and semi shaved bush.
She put her tits in my mouth and i sucked them i then licked her out whilst she wanked me to completion. Good enjoyable session total paid £60

Sounds good! Just too out of the way for me. 

[Spartan20]

Don't remember off the top of my head, it's on Gravel Lane.

Jad’s I believe it is. Was in the area recently and looked in but it kinda looked like the whole family works there. There was a decent looking young girl who may or may not be the masseuse but wouldn’t be too comfortable if ee Daddy was just outside with a pair of hair scissors...

[sparkus]

Have you been there  latley  is there any young ish ones there or are they fat and ugley can you give me some info

Been in but walked, all fat and ugly as you put it. If there's a cutie then I stay but none sighted of late.

[goodmans]

Has anyone  been to maithai  hendon I have herd off lisa amy Joy all do extras how much what about  nutcha  has any 1 seen her

[LLPunting]

Quick update about new girls at Skyline.

Both speak good English, both friendly.

Sonya 
Pretty, 30 something, Thai with a lovely all natural, size 8 figure, b cups with responsive nipples, soft skin, about 5'5", shaven below.  Does HR, THR, NHR, probably b2b didn't try, light fingerings not inside, RO. No OW(O) or FS.
Light, sensual massage, no formal training so firm unlikely to be therapeutic.
 Didn't overly linger on sensual touch was fine with me deciding when to turn and then getting into more sexy things.  She responds well to the sensual approach. Definitely repeatable at 20/30/40.

Christina 
5'7" ish EE brunette, pretty face but a tubby size 12/14 body, natural Bs with responsive nips.
Spent too long on light massage, no evidence of formal training so doubt she can do therapeutic.
Wanted 40 for nude HR. Only rolled her leggings and panties down. Limited access below. OK with touching and kissing nips.  Not sensual or sexy at all. Works in Baker St and Euston during the week.
Shame because she's friendly but would not recommend.

[Mdee100]

I popped in to the place by Holborn station recently on a Wednesday I think.

Saw Fiona herself who I’ve always thought is quite cute - paid 70 for 30 mins B2B with HR finish. Always a good service from Fiona. She showed me some pics on her phone of upcoming girls who looked good but no names at that point as I had to rush back to work.

Also saw Apple further up in Holborn at the place close to Russell Square. Have noted her details on previous posts on this thread. Good overall service and paid 60 tip for covered BJ

Am meaning to go and see CiCi at nature health on Bloomsbury way as noted earlier as used to see her quite often. More is available with her but depends on her mood and your negotiation skills!

[Reviewcustomers]

do you have full address to see Fiona?

[alexm40]

Hi Chaps,

I've had an address on my radar for some time now but no info at all. It is located 90 Goldhawk road, Shepherds Bush.
Using Google street, you can see a (caribean?) beauty parlour: External Link/Members Only
When you google the mobile number  07774970998 on the window, you find an ad for a tcm: External Link/Members Only
When you google 90 goldhawk roak, you find another one: Asia's finest massage... Different mobile number. External Link/Members Only

Any intel?

Not to be confused with Klaudia who operates next door (88 goldhawk road):
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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=172402

Thanks! 

[Baxter63]

Goldhawk Road. In the basement. There used to be an entrance from the road behind, that took you straight into the basement, without going through the family atmosphere of the shop. The shop is a caribbean hairdressers/ beauty parlour. I haven't been in the Chinese massage part for about three years but I did enjoy. Nice Chinese girl, in her thirties, if I remember. B2B at £40 - if not I'd have remembered.

Don't have a clue what the set up is nowadays, as I'm rarely on foot around there, just driving through - the google map is more than a year old and one of your ad. links has expired. The photos, in the expired ad., are of the basement. I was in the room in the middle photo.

[alexm40]

Thanks a lot!

[Titti Tatti]

do you have full address to see Fiona?

Yes please I use Holborn station a lot. Something must have made me blind!

[wilfred]

do you have full address to see Fiona?

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[Surgeon]

Zen at Upminster

Been there twice

Thursday: Leila
Looks: Portugese. chubby with relatively small breasts, okay ass
Personality: nice and open
Massage: shitty
She started off at the head, so I was touching her ass, didn't resist, asked if its okay, she said yes. Then I asked for extra menu, she daid HJ, B2B. I asked for full service she said not possible, but B2B witg OWO 60, I told her I'll give 70 for fucking, she smiled and said no. She strips off. No restrictions on touching and then realised she was wet, asked if I had a condom, said no, so no go for sex. But she moved on to owo, okay technique, pulled out and dumped the load on her hands as no CIM. then she massaged me for a whike. I asked her for another owo, this time while I sat on the chair. She compled and this time i blew on her tits a little bit, didn't complain. Cleaned up showered and out through the back door.

[jester360]

Newport court (very close to "Nature and wealth" massage shop). I dont remember the name and its not even on google map

Sunday Night: A slightly overweight Asian girl but her boobs looked fine and it seemed fine to be with her for an hour.

I didnt expect much from her massage but as i was looking to feel her body, i agreed for 30 mins massage (for 30£) and ger B2B service (60£) which is total 90£ and a bit at higher end but i was really in the mood

She took me 3 floors up for the payment and the old guy at the counter asked for 30£. Unfortunately i had 60£ cash only so i asked to pay 30£ with the card which he accepted but he asked if i have the cash other than this. I understood the intention and said "Yes". He asked me again "Sir, do you understand english". I was pissed at the attitude but i politely replied "Yes, i do and i understand you wish to know if i have cash which i do". Anyways, He took my card, and i punched the PIN but looks like it didnt went through and the result was "Void". He returned my card and asked me to "Go". I was confused, i asked "The txn was fine? Should i go in the room?" then came up the arrogant reply "Go Out". Again i asked politely "You may try again" but he was not interested and i was like, i havent heard this much in my office and i had to listen to this shit even when i am ready to pay 90£ for a service i could easily get in 50-60. I left fuming and vowing never to return again!

[sparkus]

Lucky escape mate, no one should be paying £60 for b2b.

[LLPunting]

Newport court (very close to "Nature and wealth" massage shop). I dont remember the name and its not even on google map

Sunday Night: A slightly overweight Asian girl but her boobs looked fine and it seemed fine to be with her for an hour.

I didnt expect much from her massage but as i was looking to feel her body, i agreed for 30 mins massage (for 30£) and ger B2B service (60£) which is total 90£ and a bit at higher end but i was really in the mood

She took me 3 floors up for the payment and the old guy at the counter asked for 30£. Unfortunately i had 60£ cash only so i asked to pay 30£ with the card which he accepted but he asked if i have the cash other than this. I understood the intention and said "Yes". He asked me again "Sir, do you understand english". I was pissed at the attitude but i politely replied "Yes, i do and i understand you wish to know if i have cash which i do". Anyways, He took my card, and i punched the PIN but looks like it didnt went through and the result was "Void". He returned my card and asked me to "Go". I was confused, i asked "The txn was fine? Should i go in the room?" then came up the arrogant reply "Go Out". Again i asked politely "You may try again" but he was not interested and i was like, i havent heard this much in my office and i had to listen to this shit even when i am ready to pay 90£ for a service i could easily get in 50-60. I left fuming and vowing never to return again!

You walked into a Soho clip joint and willingly swiped your card and punched in your PIN 
Nice one.  CCTV there?  Not that they didn't skim your card.  Have fun watching your account for transactions you didn't make from now on.   Oh and the conversation you're going to have with your bank. 

[MajorPayne]

Lucky escape mate, no one should be paying £60 for b2b.

£60 for 30 minute b2b, in London, sounds the norm?   What should OPs be paying?