London massage shop mini reviews

[Quatro]

Sounds like one of the ones around Wentworth Street.

[Deeeazy]

Sounds like one of the ones around Wentworth Street.

Is there one with a nail shop?

[LLPunting]

Is there one with a nail shop?

Mani-pedi + OWO would be very nice.  5 girls in rotation, not quite edging until they finish the cuticles and then the quintet going for the greedy finish together.

[Deeeazy]

Mani-pedi + OWO would be very nice.  5 girls in rotation, not quite edging until they finish the cuticles and then the quintet going for the greedy finish together.

All in the open ?

[LLPunting]

All in the open ?

With 5 girls in attendance there probably won't be any left for other customers.  Bring along some bedsheets to string across the windows.

[sparkus]

You scoff but the report about a decade ago by the (now closed) Poppy Project, with very dubious methodology, found that nail bars were a front for prostitution in the capital.

That's a lot of manageresses for me to defile, if it's true.

[Deeeazy]

Reason I’m asking is there was a girl on wechat who added me and had a photo of her in the shop and in the background there was a fruit/food market. Other photo was her in the nail shop.
Account now deleted lol so can’t find her.

On the shop window reflection it had manicure , Massage etc

[Kaluuu276]

For those who visited Lilly the Chinese masseuse in Harrow
she no longer offers Hand Relief.

I saw her two weeks ago she has moved to a bigger unit that has two rooms.
I was their for half hour but this time she told me to keep my underpants on delivered a solid massage.

Sadly on requesting HR she first said not doing it anymore and some excuse about police visits, it was just to get more customers in and its now £20.

I asked if she has other staff but so far no one , can't find qualified person and past staff want more wages.

I left wandering how she will continue to run the business?

[sparkus]

Reason I’m asking is there was a girl on wechat who added me and had a photo of her in the shop and in the background there was a fruit/food market. Other photo was her in the nail shop.
Account now deleted lol so can’t find her.

On the shop window reflection it had manicure , Massage etc

Oh yes, WeChat, which has delivered zero thus far for me.

[Deeeazy]

Oh yes, WeChat, which has delivered zero thus far for me.

A lot of accounts on wechat but all lead to high st ken or Chelsea clositers meaning same old type of ladies.
Every now and then you can find a decent one if you have the dosh.

[Deeeazy]

If you very lucky like me you meet a married woman or non working girls 

[RexTBone]

Old news, but I thought id remind folks that the shop in gunthorpe street (E1) has shut down (probably months ago)

[tottenham53]

Lily in Harrow still does hand relief. She told me shes stopped to new customers but if you go semi regular she will give you it.

[sparkus]

A lot of accounts on wechat but all lead to high st ken or Chelsea clositers meaning same old type of ladies.
Every now and then you can find a decent one if you have the dosh.

Ah, just need to hop on a train then.

[Kaluuu276]

Also Sala Thai in Hendon Central have summer savings of £40hr & £25 half hr.

For those who are still thinking of going.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Until recently I never went into a massage shop in London. When I was living in Manchester many years ago you were 99% sure of a full service.

My first recent attempts in London were barren until I struck lucky at the Golden Finger in NW6. (See recent reviews). Even then I had 2 visits where the ladies kept there knickers on and in one case even their knockers covered. But what is the etiquette?

Presumably you cannot ask the receptionist about what the lady will do in the room?

How can they be identified? How about a list of full service shops in another thread? Why are they called shops and not parlours?

[sparkus]

A massage parlour is just a euphemism for brothel generally, it doesn't relate to massage shops which provide treatments to both genders, some of which provide extra services.

Over time you will develop the confidence to ask receptionists to show the staff (not about the staff), but sometimes this will be refused. Sadly there's no way of knowing to what level the staff will get naked beforehand, hence this thread. Hope that helps.

Oh, some shops where it's obvious what they're there for (Middlesex Street etc) the receptionist sometimes does suggest staff for you based on their range of services. But that's quite limited in my experience and most shops fear the authorities so are coy on asking.

[LLPunting]

Until recently I never went into a massage shop in London. When I was living in Manchester many years ago you were 99% sure of a full service.

My first recent attempts in London were barren until I struck lucky at the Golden Finger in NW6. (See recent reviews). Even then I had 2 visits where the ladies kept there knickers on and in one case even their knockers covered. But what is the etiquette?

Presumably you cannot ask the receptionist about what the lady will do in the room?

How can they be identified? How about a list of full service shops in another thread? Why are they called shops and not parlours? 

There are few if any FS parlours which genuinely do massage.  It's down to the individuals.
Publishing a list is doing plod's work for them.
It's the charm of FBSM that there's an element of WSWS.
What you're after is a knocking shop so best you trawl those for a girl who does a  half decent massage.

Big clue is if the receptionist is Chinese and wears inappropriately sexy clothes, as do the masseuses.  You could try asking if you can choose your masseuse, that usually implies that you're not just there for the rub.    All the parlours in Soho and Paddington might be your best bet, as is the Middlesex St "triangle".

[sparkus]

I'm actually surprised there's still shops where women refused to at least go topless. I thought all shops had gone down the b2b as standard route these days. I literally can't recall when I've not been offered it.

In the beginning one staff only allowed modest touching but after several visits everything but sex was allowed. In some ways that approach appeals to me, as in the build up. As I've said, there are some numbskulls out there who assume everything and more is on the menu on the first visit and get abusive when told it isn't.

[jok32]

I've been to maybe 1 genuine massage parlour so far, the rest all had extras on offer in and around London.
Usually shops run by Asians and Orientals will have extras on offer
The amount of extras tends to be determined by the lady inside rather than the shop generally, so you can have some who only do HE and others who do FS under one roof.

I'd say not to ask the receptionist or masseuse answering the door/phone about extras and keep it in the room. You are likely to be shown the door otherwise.

Funny fact, some guy called up a parlour I was visiting recently asking about prices, which the masseuse told him. He probably then asked about extras because she told him that those prices are for the massage only. He then probably asked something else and her reply was this is a massage shop not a sexual service, bye.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Thanks guys.
I do not get much chance to travel in London, it is a case of getting an hour or so out of the house in the neighbourhood while the missus is on a defined errand.

I used to know a couple of discreet private knocking shops 2 minutes walk from home, one Chinese and one black but both long gone. Now it is a few not very sexy  looking Thai massage or Chinese medicine shops with guesswork to know what they provide. On the other hand as I get older the need for instant gratification has faded.

Again thanks guys.

[Dr Talueng]

Also Sala Thai in Hendon Central have summer savings of £40hr & £25 half hr.

For those who are still thinking of going.

I was there a few weeks back, and was charged the £40 rate on a weekend afternoon.

The only lady available was an eastern European called Christine.
Don't. Just don't. Very unappealing, poor massage, v.poor happy ending.   

To be fair, it was during the hot spell, and it was very warm in the room, so the effect or running a hand down a sweaty back and bum was a turn-off for me.

Every now and again you need a bad punt to make you appreciate the good punts. This was definitely my 'bad punt'.

[Chorley]

I was there a few weeks back, and was charged the £40 rate on a weekend afternoon.

The only lady available was an eastern European called Christine.
Don't. Just don't. Very unappealing, poor massage, v.poor happy ending.   

To be fair, it was during the hot spell, and it was very warm in the room, so the effect or running a hand down a sweaty back and bum was a turn-off for me.

Every now and again you need a bad punt to make you appreciate the good punts. This was definitely my 'bad punt'.

Sala Thai's shit now, IMHO. The girls seem jaded and greedy. 

[jok32]

Made a visit to Thai Traditional Spa Treatment (Romford station) while they had a GBP 30 an hour offer on.

First time saw Tanner / Tanna, size 10 with glasses, petite MILFy, A cups. Firmish massage but untrained for 50 mins, then knocked my member under the towel (apologised for it) and asked if I wanted extra, offering HR 20. Countered B2B 40, she looked at the clock and said OK though apparently charges 50 normally. Rubbed tits over face and body for a minute, let me give them a suck and then went into 69 with HR only but letting me access pussy with fingers and RO. Tasted a tad stale and not responsive at all though. HR seemed untrained too, no technique in it.

Second time saw another mid 30s Thai lady, very short, dyed reddish hair. Firm massage but even less trained. No extras on offer.

Overall shop doesn't seem that appealing given those results.

[Mij]

Made a visit to Thai Traditional Spa Treatment (Romford station) while they had a GBP 30 an hour offer on.

First time saw Tanner / Tanna, size 10 with glasses, petite MILFy, A cups. Firmish massage but untrained for 50 mins, then knocked my member under the towel (apologised for it) and asked if I wanted extra, offering HR 20. Countered B2B 40, she looked at the clock and said OK though apparently charges 50 normally. Rubbed tits over face and body for a minute, let me give them a suck and then went into 69 with HR only but letting me access pussy with fingers and RO. Tasted a tad stale and not responsive at all though. HR seemed untrained too, no technique in it.

Second time saw another mid 30s Thai lady, very short, dyed reddish hair. Firm massage but even less trained. No extras on offer.

Overall shop doesn't seem that appealing given those results.

Hi,
Thanks for the info 

I tried there the other week but the door was locked. The street was busy so I didn't hang around and just carried on. Given this report I doubt if I'll try again.

Cheers,
Mij

[Quatro]

Big clue is if the receptionist is Chinese and wears inappropriately sexy clothes, as do the masseuses.  You could try asking if you can choose your masseuse, that usually implies that you're not just there for the rub.    All the parlours in Soho and Paddington might be your best bet, as is the Middlesex St "triangle".

In new places I tend to ask if B2B massage is available. Some receptionists will tell you to discuss with the masseuse, which is normally a decent indication that it probably is, with some of the masseuses, at least.

A flat no, means it might not be available.

However, a masseuse who is only doing regular massage at £45 an hour is probably only getting paid £10 or £20 pounds an hour. One who is doing B2B is making £50 or £60 per hour. It's not difficult to see why high standards start to slip when there are bills to be paid.

[jok32]

Hi,
Thanks for the info 

I tried there the other week but the door was locked. The street was busy so I didn't hang around and just carried on. Given this report I doubt if I'll try again.

Cheers,
Mij

Last time I visited town, I found the Chinese one (Velvet Spa) to be better value in terms of massage and extras.
Funny the Thai place has certificates of competency hanging on the walls but none of them seemed to really be doing a proper one.

[Mij]

Last time I visited town, I found the Chinese one (Velvet Spa) to be better value in terms of massage and extras.
Funny the Thai place has certificates of competency hanging on the walls but none of them seemed to really be doing a proper one.

Yeah, Velvet Spa is ok but recently seems to be tricky to get an appointment when I want one (they are busy these days!), and additionally, probably due to the aforementioned...their extras seem to be getting more expensive. Used to be 40+40 for an hour B2B.....pretty sure last time I went it was at least 50 B2B, maybe even 60, but no OWO or hints of FS.....

That said, I've been there a bit so am looking for new challenges elsewhere....got to spread the Mij-love around you know.... 

 
Mij

[jok32]

Could TOFFT the ones in Chadwell heath I suppose if you are local.

[Mij]

Could TOFFT the ones in Chadwell heath I suppose if you are local.

Which ones are those then? Always up for a challenge, me! 

BTW, don't go to Welcome massage by Sainsbury's there....it was crap. Will post a review shortly.

[jok32]

Think there's welcome which you been to and siam which is about 500m down the road

[Mij]

BTW, don't go to Welcome massage by Sainsbury's there....it was crap. Will post a review shortly.

Review here....https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=219665.0

[Mij]

Think there's welcome which you been to and siam which is about 500m down the road

Was actually trying to go to Siam that day but couldn't park. Ended up seeing the Welcome place instead and parked in Sainsbury's. Will give Siam a go this weekend I think.

There is also another place just a bit nearer Romford. 183 London Road, Romford Thai Massage, just between a car showroom (another one!) and a newsagents. Proper grimy and run-down inside. £40 for an hour plus £80 on top for FS with a chubby 40+ Thai but that was a year or so ago I think. Can't remember if I did a review or not.....but still...proper grimy / seedy! Won't be returning.....I have some standards, don't you know.  For that money you can get a decent WG for a proper session.

[jok32]

Think I reviewed that one last week, wouldn't return either

[Jonestown]

So did anyone manage to get down to Ewell on Sunday to check out the owner of the two cherry tattoo ?

[stampjones]

So did anyone manage to get down to Ewell on Sunday to check out the owner of the two cherry tattoo ?

Did I miss something? Is that sugar coco late of earls court and Birmingham?

[Jonestown]

Did I miss something? Is that sugar coco late of earls court and Birmingham?

No, alas not, it should have referred to two lips, not two cherries, my mistake.

[ian_uk1]

Any central London shops have decent EE girls on a regular basis ?

[alanarmstrong12345]

Scroll up and have a look..... plenty already here. And also maybe contribute something instead of leeching? 

Any central London shops have decent EE girls on a regular basis ?

[ian_uk1]

Thanks.  How friendly.

[LLPunting]

Thanks.  How friendly.

Thanks for being so clueless and lazy despite 3 years of lurking and likely leeching.

[ian_uk1]

We're all keyboard warriors today aren't we.   Bless.  Past your bedtime ?

[alexm40]

Hi chaps,
Was passing by Organic Hammersmith and the shop was closed. Hope it's not closed DOWN??!! Nothing written on the iron curtain...

[alanarmstrong12345]

This site wouldn't exist if every post was like your last. As someone who Is asking for girls in London and been a member since 2015 I'm assuming you've seen some before? Why not post a review and contribute something instead of expecting information. I'm hardly a massive contributor on here but I give what I can, much like most people here and that's what makes this site great. I'm happy to tell you this in person and explain best practice on this site If you think I'm a keyboard warrior 

We're all keyboard warriors today aren't we.   Bless.  Past your bedtime ?

[tomcat69]

Has anyone visited Katie recently? External Link/Members Only

[LLPunting]

We're all keyboard warriors today aren't we.   Bless.  Past your bedtime ?

I think some may be total wankers.

I won't be sleeping yet as I have several hours of wanking to do whilst your mother and sister roger your father with the ugly courgettes they got from the market yesterday.  He's so entertaining taking it like a trooper dressed as a sheep sucking on a big carrot.

[alanarmstrong12345]

External Link/Members Only

You can't make this up.

"Hi everyone. This is my first post on the forum after about 12 months of lurking and learning!"

haha. What an amazing coincidence. But that's obviously not him is it.... 

I think some may be total wankers.

I won't be sleeping yet as I have several hours of wanking to do whilst your mother and sister roger your father with the ugly courgettes they got from the market yesterday.  He's so entertaining taking it like a trooper dressed as a sheep sucking on a big carrot.

Hidden Image/Members Only

[stampjones]

Any central London shops have decent EE girls on a regular basis ?

I think most people on this thread are quite welcoming of newcomers given our niche status and I suppose at least you didnt start a new thread for your question which - lets face it - could have been answered with 2 minutes of effort; but there is a limit and your lazy crap is past it. If you want to earn question asking rights I’d suggest a) contribute a bit and b) dont attack the locals who are most likely to answer your questions. Not a great start really. Come back and try again later when you have something interesting to say

But in answer to your question - though it obviously depends on your definition of decent which you didnt bother to share with us - yes.

[sparkus]

Not seen a banning on here for a while.

[Ozy84]

We're all keyboard warriors today aren't we.   Bless.  Past your bedtime ?

Cunt.