External Link/Members OnlySorry...didn't get a name....didn't think it was worth asking as not going back any time soon. The problem is with the setup as opposed to a particular SP, although she wasn't great either.
New (-ish) massage shop in Chadwell Heath near to Sainsburys - free parking at least for a bit! On a corner opposite a car showroom and on the main drag so not discrete at all. Not helped at all by the fact the door was locked, and they use an intercom system to control it...or at least try to...in the end she couldn't get the thing to open so had to come and open it manually. I was outside for prob 2 minutes, which doesn't sound a lot, but felt like an eternity!
Eventually got inside. Newly decorated. Black tinted windows which gives it a 'private / adult' shop sort of vibe from the outside too. Paid £40 for 1 hour then shown to a room and asked to undress and lay on the table. She disappeared and was fiddling around with the door lock again for a bit. There was already someone else in the next room being 'seen to'..the sound-proofing wasn't brilliant.
She returned eventually after about 5 mins and started the massage. It could well have been the person in the photo on the certificate on their website..she didn't give a name...I didn't ask. After about 5 mins, the door buzzer went, and she disappeared for 5 mins trying to open door, seeing who was there, what they wanted, then told them to come back in 30 mins. Back in the room for another 5 mins massage and it happened again....and then again. 4 times in total she left me in the room to sort the enquiries out. It got to about 45/50 mins before I turned over and she continued massaging my front. No cc swipes or accidental touches. Just after the hour she asked if I wanted extras...Given the time left, the poor service, and the mood I was in by then, I declined and just asked for the massage to be finished. She carried on for 5 more mins then announced it was finished. I made a point of looking at the clock, then at her, and she apologized, but said someone else had booked and was waiting. Wasn't offered a shower...not sure they have one either. Got dressed and exited the room. There in reception were 2 blokes just sat there in chairs, facing the massage rooms watching you come out, waiting for their turn. All very indiscrete and potentially uncomfortable if you're trying to keep a low profile.
She waved me off saying, "come again soon darling!"......."Not likely" I muttered, just loud enough for the blokes to hear. If that was you sat in one of the chairs, well then yeah, that was me coming out!
Hopefully it might just all be initial teething problems getting the new business running, but I won't be back unless there are some pretty fucking glowing reports coming out of there.
Cheers,
Mij
