London massage shop mini reviews

[LLPunting]

No tits though, bolt-ons to over compensate always a giveaway.

I've said too much, gah.

Oh, the tall Thai had fake tits?  I wont bother visiting her then.  Have you retried with Poi and gotten more services?

[sparkus]

Oh, the tall Thai had fake tits?  I wont bother visiting her then.  Have you retried with Poi and gotten more services?

No no, she had none.

Not yet, no.

[Love2come]

Just a recce while I had fun nearby, but River Kwai in Leytonstone seems to have upped it's game of late and got more younger staff on. Very pretty and tall Thai took me by the arm as I entered the shop and was very flirty, sadly I had popped less than half an hour before so didn't want to chance. Will definitely return as whilst she didn't have much up top, she was the kind of girl you'd pay quids to see get her kit off (not to mention want to see under the pink tunic).

Was it any of these girls? External Link/Members Only

[bigone]

Hope not all those girls are bigger then me and I am big😀

[sparkus]

Was it any of these girls? External Link/Members Only

No, more tall. I've had the pleasure of two of those, just HE though (one at front did lift up top and bra round her neck though).

[sparkus]

Someone's gonna have to do a recce to Organic Hammersmith to get the name of the "busty" spotted in the recent review.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Popped into the Chinese massage shop on Pound Lane Epsom & saw Apple just before closing time.

I was her last massage of the day and she had done 5 already that day (I asked)
Very good massage but half hearted extras. £30 for half an hour and £40 for b2b after a bit of haggling. She briefly rubbed up and down on my back before sitting by my feet to deliver a HE. Out of reach of everything but my eyes.

Perhaps she had had enough of being groped for that day or just wanted to go home.

Neutral review mark for that one, although I will probably go back as Epsom is handy for me. Strangely never ventured into central London. Must expand my horizons in the near future.

[Mij]

Someone's gonna have to do a recce to Organic Hammersmith to get the name of the "busty" spotted in the recent review.

Damn. I was by there on Wednesday.....paid a visit to the one just a few doors down (Relaxation Oasis) to sample Nancy”s talents. She had a cracking small, tight body and delivered a great service. £50 (60 mins} + £60 B2B though, so not the cheapest, but I’d def return there. On the way out saw the other 2 girls who were working that day (Jessica and Anna - Anna is European). I would have happily gone with any of them! Seems the shops in that area are upping their game! May return today to sample more....

[DipsyDoodle]

Visited External Link/Members Only on Judd Street across from the British Library.  My back muscles were bothering me so I was looking for a real massage and booked this place.  Had the feeling of a therapeutic massage place when I walked in.  Paid and was then escorted to a room by a Chinese girl named Chi Chi.  Probably in her mid to late twenties.  Told to strip and lie down on table.  Everything was therapeutic and looked the part.  Massage was deep and she was really good.  Then I felt her hands stray a little towards my bum and crack and thought "huh, I wonder if something is going to happen?"

Told to flip over after 30 minutes and she massaged my chest, then her hands wondered lower.  She smiled at me and said "hand job for £30?".  I was surprised but thought why not? so told her yes.  Good hands, nice prostrate massage until finish.  She allowed touching but clothes stayed on.

To be honest, I was just there for a massage but happy that I received a hand job at the end.  I didn't enquire about any other levels of service nor did I negotiate anything.  I was there for a massage.  Noticed sign on the back of the door saying no sexual services but clearly hand jobs are on offer as she instigated the whole thing.  She helped me dress and said that she works every Wednesday.  There is a shower in the room.

Walked out feeling great from her massage, and also relieved little DD that was a complete bonus.

[elnukky]

Paid a visit to External Link/Members Only. Paid £45 for 1 hour massage. The room was tiny, there wasn't even a chair to put my clothes on. Didn't get the SP's name but she was a heavy set Chinese woman in her thirties. The massage was good but not as deep as I am used to. HR was £20.
I asked her if she had given HR to any female customers. She told me about when she was in Dubai, and a female customer asked for it and kept requesting that she use more fingers and go deeper until eventually, she was wrist deep in her Arab customer 

[Callisto]

Recent adventures:

Lulu @ Living Healthcare, Putney - £40 for B2B including DFK, and I could touch where I wanted but no fingers.  I didn't last long at all but it was fun, and I do love her body.  She's been described amply here before, so I'll skip that part.  It's a nice, tidy parlour too, nice-smelling and clean.  One of my faves.

??? at Asian Massage & Beauty Salon, Lee High Road.  The same one I talked about here (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.1425) and the same lady, whose name I still didn't get (!).  I take it back, she's a size 8.   My other description was correct.  This time, at the end of a good half-hour massage with nary a CC swipe, but some arousing glides, she offered HR for 20 at prompting.  I wanted B2B but she was adamant that she wouldn't do that. Dang.

Tina at Skyline, further down Lee High Road.  New Polish girl.  She's gorgeous, IMO: size 8, dark hair, medium tits, shaved pussy, great tan, juicy ass, quite tall.  A bit of a belly, if we're being fussy, and a smoker.  Really friendly and warm, but also sensual - I find some of the girls there to be too bubbly, which is a turn-off.  Tina is also v.to-the-point, asking me pre-massage what I wanted; it was 20 for HR and 50 for B2B, which I probably ought to have negotiated down to 40 but didn't.  No OWO available.  She was naked throughout, and I was allowed to lick / touch wherever I want - I didn't try to put a finger in, but there was no suggestion I couldn't.  No FK, although she may make exceptions.  Lovely slow technique on the HR and nice B2B. Recommended: a return to Skyline's prime.  Think she works Tues/Fri.

Lucy at Silk Road (formerly known as Pure Life) in Croydon. I don't go to this place to know if they've got new owners, but it's definitely had a tidy up, including nicer showers.  30 for 35.  Lucy works Sat only; she also works at Dr Herb in Bethnal Green and somewhere in Holborn.  She's slim, about 30-35 and pretty in a gawky-teeth way.  Massage was good and professional, with nice oils.  It wasn't especially erotic, though, so when she offered me HR (20) and B2B (40) I passed.  Later clarified that B2B would be fully nude and I could touch anywhere, but no fingering.  Maybe another time.

[webpunter]

Lulu @ Living Healthcare, Putney - £40 for B2B including DFK, and I could touch where I wanted but no fingers.  I didn't last long at all but it was fun, and I do love her body.  She's been described amply here before, so I'll skip that part.  It's a nice, tidy parlour too, nice-smelling and clean.  One of my faves.

Indeed she is on here.  Thanks for mentioning on this thread    40 sheets for B2B, i presume on top of the entry fee ?

[Callisto]

40 sheets for B2B, i presume on top of the entry fee ?

Yep, spot on. Can't remember if it was 30 or 35 for half an hour, but one of the two + 40 for B2B.

[acheilidh]

I think I know who your talking about. Did she say she was a physiotherapist or something like that in Romania. She has a perfect 10/10 body. She I believe works 1 or 2 days a week there. Sunday and some other day. She always wants £40 for HE and top less. I told her where to go. I ain't paying £40 for HE. She also settled for £20. She doesn't do FS. I asked her already. Has anyone got FS from any girl from natural ways?

As a long time lurker on this board I thought It's time I wrote something. Paid a visit to Natural Ways and saw a Czech girl by the name of, I believe, Anna who gave me a nice firm back massage, which I needed anyway, plus the usual cc swipes and tantalizing ball touching. Onto the extras, started bartering over HE then she offered me FS for £80. tried to get her down - no luck. Agreed to pay. She went and got a condom from somewhere had covered oral then she got on top and rode me. After the fun was over she gave me the condom to get rid off and said that they musn't be thrown away in the parlour. Was I just lucky? Who knows.

[jok32]

Sounds like same Anna from organic remedies

[Qwerty69]

She can't work in two places so close to each other can she? Plus I saw her on Friday at organic remedies... I was visiting lily and she was there at 1pm ish

Sounds like same Anna from organic remedies

[kakar0t123]

Posting here since didnt feel like posting a full review

Saw Tina at Organic Remedies Baker Street today. Chinese woman, facially not very attractive. Slim body, decent boobs. Massage was okay, pressure was a bit less though. Wasnt putting much effort into it. I offered 40 for B2B but she said its 50 since its an hour booking. I was like wtf, how does that change the B2B rate. Somehow convinced me to go for FS for 60. It was okay overall, nothing special. Kissed my body a bit, no to FK or DFK. Wanted to put on the condom ASAP. Fucked her in CG, then doggy and finally came in missionary. Since there was time left apparently, she offered to give some more massage which was a nice touch. I don't think I have ever had massage after getting the extras, its usually the end of the session for me. Was quite chatty and also gave me her number at the end, saying to text her when I come back which even if I do, will be to try someone else. Neutral overall. Damages were 45 plus 60

[acheilidh]

She can't work in two places so close to each other can she? Plus I saw her on Friday at organic remedies... I was visiting lily and she was there at 1pm ish

Sorry folks posted the wrong establishment. 

[daddy919]

External Link/Members Only on Frith street - not discrete. Tried to get into Fantasia, which i've never tried, but that's even worse with a bus stop opposite and a constant stream of people walking up and down.

£50/hr

Masseuse was a Thai (Bo) in her late 30s. Overall i'd give her appearance a 6/10 (5ft6, long black hair, size 10, C cups). Room was spacious and clean but the shower only had cold water. Massage was crap; just didn't feel any tension being released but who goes there for a massage anyway? HR was £60. I laughed and told her to carry on massaging me. Towards the end she said another girl may do it for 30 and I know I should've fucked off but I was meant to go Fantasia but it was fully booked at the time so ended up here. Another lady came in and she was like a 4/10 in her late 30s too. Can't remember her name and she jacked me off as fast as she could saying she had another client waiting.

[JayEZ2K]

...I don't think I have ever had massage after getting the extras, its usually the end of the session for me...

From my experience they fill the rest of the time with a massage. Which is important IMO to relax and recover after popping.

[Ozy84]

Slightly off topic but probably best place to ask, has any other iphone user noticed that when calling a chinese/oriental massage shop or brothel in the call list under the number it shows location as Glasgow/Scotland. Regardless of mobile or landlone i have been noticing this for a few weeks now.

Any intel or comments would be appreciated.

[R4wr]

This might be a stupid question, but do you guys shower after HE?

I went to Fantasia twice. The first time, the girl offered me to shower while the second one did not. Not sure if other people visiting the shops showered or not.

[Richard_Morgan98]

Hi,

I shower when I'm there  at Fantasia , but it's not very private !
This was in 2017, not sure if things have changed ,

Rich

[Richard_Morgan98]

At wellbeing spa in Kensington church st, one room has shower and one without.

In the past I always tried to book the room with the shower.

I often wonder how many massage therapists in shops go through a whole day of doing B2B  massages without having a shower,

Rich

[Mothball15]

This might be a stupid question, but do you guys shower after HE?

I went to Fantasia twice. The first time, the girl offered me to shower while the second one did not. Not sure if other people visiting the shops showered or not.

I asked once but I was charged £20. I declined.

But that was a long time ago.

[sparkus]

Lisa at Toynbee Street getting very popular now, always booked up and hard to get an appointment. During the massage itself I heard several walk in off the street and ask for her. I guess those huge melons do entice custom!

On the plus side, as she's so busy now I noticed she's eased off on hard negotiation for extras (she never remembers "last time") and is being more raunchy than her previous vanilla self.

[londonhas]

I had to see Lucia's huge baps for myself and boy was I glad I did.  When I first saw her I was deflated but let's just say it was a tight tunic.  Fortunately she seemed to suss what I was all about and offered me extras menu when face down.  I reckon I had all of 10 mins massage before the flip and the unleashing took place.  Then followed (according to the clock) almost 15 mins of breast worship, she really enjoys having them played with/admired.  HE was as described before, slow and skilful.  A good chat followed and didn't seem to mind going over the half hour mark, result.  Good shower and ambience too, new place and it shows.

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i also visited Lucia and can confirm she offers good service and have a great thick body with tits to match. great personality as well.

[sparkus]

They truly are superb and she's either very proud of them or enjoys have them worshipped (suddenly gone rock hard just typing this). They're soft too but in a good way.

[jimijimi]

I went to see Milla from External Link/Members Only
I'll post a review soon.

[Fully Sated]

I went to see Milla from External Link/Members Only
I'll post a review soon.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=197877.0

[Majestic]

I was in the Baker Street area a couple of weeks ago and was going to pop into Organic Remedies. When I got there though there were around 10 Police Officers walking/standing around. I thought it may be due to the match at Wembley that day but to save any risk, I jumped on the tube to Paddington to try out Well Health on Parade Street. The one above the dry cleaners opposite the station.

Up the stairs, paid $45 for 60mins and straight into the first room on the left to see Linda. Thai, I'd say mid 30s, short's at around 5'3 and probably a size 8. The room however was tiny with the massage table at an angle due to the shower in the corner. She step out the room for a few minutes while I stripped off and once back, proceeded with a soft/medium massage.

The massage was quite decent but when it got to the legs, she was mostly going thigh to foot as there was no room to stand at the end. This meant "accidental" brushes on the balls were pretty much out of the question. Then came the very light running of her finger nails all over my back and the inevitable "Would you like extras?" question. I was only interested in HR but she did try the up-sell to B2B. Agreed on £20 and turned over.

At this point, she stripped off as well down to just her knickers, bonus  , and what proceeded was probably up there in terms of the best HR I've had. She allowed touching pretty much everywhere and she spent plenty of time on my balls slowly working me up rather than just trying to make me cum as quickly as possible. She must have been going 10-15 minutes before I blew my load where as some have got me going after only about a minute.

She then finished off with some more massaging before I hopped in the shower and went on my merry way.

Knowing what service I probably would have got at ORBS, thank fuck the Police were there to make me go else where.

[Jonestown]

I was in the Baker Street area a couple of weeks ago and was going to pop into Organic Remedies. When I got there though there were around 10 Police Officers walking/standing around. I thought it may be due to the match at Wembley that day but to save any risk, I jumped on the tube to Paddington to try out Well Health on Parade Street. The one above the dry cleaners opposite the station.

Up the stairs, paid $45 for 60mins and straight into the first room on the left to see Linda. Thai, I'd say mid 30s, short's at around 5'3 and probably a size 8. The room however was tiny with the massage table at an angle due to the shower in the corner. She step out the room for a few minutes while I stripped off and once back, proceeded with a soft/medium massage.

The massage was quite decent but when it got to the legs, she was mostly going thigh to foot as there was no room to stand at the end. This meant "accidental" brushes on the balls were pretty much out of the question. Then came the very light running of her finger nails all over my back and the inevitable "Would you like extras?" question. I was only interested in HR but she did try the up-sell to B2B. Agreed on £20 and turned over.

At this point, she stripped off as well down to just her knickers, bonus  , and what proceeded was probably up there in terms of the best HR I've had. She allowed touching pretty much everywhere and she spent plenty of time on my balls slowly working me up rather than just trying to make me cum as quickly as possible. She must have been going 10-15 minutes before I blew my load where as some have got me going after only about a minute.

She then finished off with some more massaging before I hopped in the shower and went on my merry way.

Knowing what service I probably would have got at ORBS, thank fuck the Police were there to make me go else where.

Great stuff, thanks for that, how much were the extras, £40 ?

[Majestic]

Great stuff, thanks for that, how much were the extras, £40 ?

She said B2B was £40 but as mentioned, HR was £20.

[Callisto]

Not sure if this has been happening for a while, but Herbal Clinic (External Link/Members Only) in Cricklewood are listing each day's six 'multinational' girls, rota-style, on Gumtree. This is today's page: External Link/Members Only.

[Hootie15]

Paid a visit to External Link/Members Only. Paid £45 for 1 hour massage. The room was tiny, there wasn't even a chair to put my clothes on. Didn't get the SP's name but she was a heavy set Chinese woman in her thirties. The massage was good but not as deep as I am used to. HR was £20.
I asked her if she had given HR to any female customers. She told me about when she was in Dubai, and a female customer asked for it and kept requesting that she use more fingers and go deeper until eventually, she was wrist deep in her Arab customer 

I know exactly who you mean! Ive had her and heard the same story

I previously reviewed this place

[chinafan]

Great stuff, thanks for that, how much were the extras, £40 ?

I've paid £60 for FS in there, each time was pretty decent, best was with Sofia as she insisted on CIM.

[Hootie15]

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Went to Yong Kang massage yesterday for a late night one

Paid £50 for an hour and was seen by 'Cindy'. I would say she was late 30's, size 10 with HUGE rack for her size.

Got down to business and it was literally like she was kneading dough the whole time  . Absolutely terrible massage with so little oil 

Turned over and was offered £20 for HE and £40 for topless nothing else. I squeezed her breast through her top and felt some rock hard nipples. I made her show them to me before I paid and when she did decided to for HE instead. Not that there was anything wrong with them just didn't enjoy the massage enough to reward her. Cleaned up and left not feeling much satisfied, won't be going back again anytime soon.

[Jonestown]

I was in the Baker Street area a couple of weeks ago and was going to pop into Organic Remedies. When I got there though there were around 10 Police Officers walking/standing around. I thought it may be due to the match at Wembley that day but to save any risk,

No one has commented further on this, but it occurs to me that the area around Baker Street tube is rammed on Wembley match days and not even old bill would be daft enough to mount a raid on ORBS in those circumstances; apart from which the shop is so small even half the reported number of rozzers would pack the place to the gunnels. I’d imagine it would take just one wild eyed glare from Tina and they would all run away with their tails between their legs anyway.

[Love2come]

No one has commented further on this, but it occurs to me that the area around Baker Street tube is rammed on Wembley match days and not even old bill would be daft enough to mount a raid on ORBS in those circumstances; apart from which the shop is so small even half the reported number of rozzers would pack the place to the gunnels. I’d imagine it would take just one wild eyed glare from Tina and they would all run away with their tails between their legs anyway.

Probably one of the day's the fa cup semi finals were being played or Spurs at home.

[Fatrobbutler]

Tried the Chinese shop in get the road from Primo on Wentworth street.
Had a decent half hour, was sent downstairs whilst a little pissed and was shown into a room as normal.
Little Italian girl came in, probably mid twenties, forgot to ask her name, had been out for a few hours at this point.
Massage was only 2 minutes in when she stopped & locked the door to ask about extras.
She was very nice and as I was drunk I thought I’d try it on for FS but no such luck, setttled on a fully nude wank. Very dirty talk right into my ear, had full access to her and she even threw in a cheeky finger up the bum when I cum.
Would be well worth a visit.
As I said, didn’t get her name but she said she works Tuesday, Thursday and Fridays

[stampjones]

Hi guys - long time no see

In a weird situation just now where Im effectively skint as far as punting is concerned and what cash I do have has been spent on a nympho student I met on SA. Anyway I did see a couple of massage girls recently so reporting on those

Got accosted by a girl called coco in newport court (walk up place beside the actual walkup with the miserable git who used to run praed street) and she looked quite fit and I was quite drunk so I went for it. Pretty unimaginative massage but went straight for the old boy. 60 for fs offered and I went for it. Seemed to get into it and was a good time. Slim with small tits. Probably early- mid 30s. Said she does tues/wed - recommend.

Other one was in sante south of soho. Cant remember the name but pretty sure it was a Tuesday. Nice massage for 30 and incredibly intense he for another 20 (including tit grope). Was very good - sorry cant remember the name.

I also saw a youngish (30?) fit girl in the tcm on star street near paddington - usually the place is populated with ancient grizzled hags who do nothing but pound your back badly, but this (nameless) girl gave a great he as I fingered her and sucked her (small) tits. Never saw her again tho - interested to know if anyone else saw her

Probs nothing more to report in the near future but keep up the good work boys

[sparkus]

sj - we were worried!

[stampjones]

sj - we were worried!

Mate - I missed you all but needed/need to stay away as I’d just need to punt and blow my cover (with the missus)!
Caught up in the thread tonight though and glad all the guys on here are having fun!

[roger11]

Lisa at Toynbee Street getting very popular now, always booked up and hard to get an appointment. During the massage itself I heard several walk in off the street and ask for her. I guess those huge melons do entice custom!

On the plus side, as she's so busy now I noticed she's eased off on hard negotiation for extras (she never remembers "last time") and is being more raunchy than her previous vanilla self.

Whats the address on this one. I want to book her.

[sparkus]

Whats the address on this one. I want to book her.

I've been asked this by several as there's two shops on that street. It's number 39, has a name like Diamond Thai (is on Gumtree under that). The Web trail ain't great as it shows a former other (EE?) massage shop at that location (number still works though).

[roger11]

Think i know which one. Opposite thai resturant

[Ozy84]

Hi guys - long time no see

In a weird situation just now where Im effectively skint as far as punting is concerned and what cash I do have has been spent on a nympho student I met on SA. Anyway I did see a couple of massage girls recently so reporting on those

Got accosted by a girl called coco in newport court (walk up place beside the actual walkup with the miserable git who used to run praed street) and she looked quite fit and I was quite drunk so I went for it. Pretty unimaginative massage but went straight for the old boy. 60 for fs offered and I went for it. Seemed to get into it and was a good time. Slim with small tits. Probably early- mid 30s. Said she does tues/wed - recommend.

Other one was in sante south of soho. Cant remember the name but pretty sure it was a Tuesday. Nice massage for 30 and incredibly intense he for another 20 (including tit grope). Was very good - sorry cant remember the name.

I also saw a youngish (30?) fit girl in the tcm on star street near paddington - usually the place is populated with ancient grizzled hags who do nothing but pound your back badly, but this (nameless) girl gave a great he as I fingered her and sucked her (small) tits. Never saw her again tho - interested to know if anyone else saw her

Probs nothing more to report in the near future but keep up the good work boys

Good to hear everything is cool with you stampjones 

[Callisto]

Good to hear everything is cool with you stampjones 

+1 - pleased you're back.

[Titti Tatti]

+1 - pleased you're back.

2!  (Aka +1+1)

[sparkus]

Shanghai Touch on Clarges Street used to be reliable for overpriced kinky Chinese girls but this afternoon just had a glum European 20 something sat checking her phone in reception.