London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

Inspired by comments elsewhere on here, did a quick recce of Barking Road tonight.

Hermit Road: you would have to be paid by her, seriously old and foul disgusting smell in shop

Barking Road (Fantasy): old crone in shawl (think Gollum), fled when she confirmed she was the staff

Barking Road (Thai Mint): two young Thai on, quite skinny/unremarkable, if passably pretty

Cash saved for another day.

[stampjones]

Inspired by comments elsewhere on here, did a quick recce of Barking Road tonight.

Hermit Road: you would have to be paid by her, seriously old and foul disgusting smell in shop

Barking Road (Fantasy): old crone in shawl (think Gollum), fled when she confirmed she was the staff

Barking Road (Thai Mint): two young Thai on, quite skinny/unremarkable, if passably pretty

Cash saved for another day.

Its a new thing!! LLP you need to start a thread for mini recce tours

[LLPunting]

New challenge, how many parlours/places can you visit and flee in one recce?
Further afield in SW London.

Dialed:
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Older, gruff Chinese mamasan answered, got an address on Kingston Rd, didn't follow up because of curt attitude.

Tried this one:
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Same address as 1st call above.

Tried:
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Place behind NatWest.  Another Chinese operation, mamasan sounded more friendly, walked round into dark alley and couldn't see the sign for the place.  Discrete in a "I could get bounced here" way.  Moved on.

Tried:
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Place along Burlington Rd.  Younger voiced, friendly Chinese answered and stated full personal service for the money.  Texts were adamant about not asking anyone/any shops in the vicinity for location.  Called on arrival and again directed round back of shops. No problem finding gate this time. Door answered by average looking, Chinese, long black hair, ordinary round face, late 20s+, 5'2", bow legged, in a japanese porno schoolgirl outfit.  Top straining to contain her natural DDs, sadly top also failing to cover her untoned, stretched mama belly.  In the room she quoted 80 and 120 for FS, I asked about OWO she said +20, I shook my head and showed her the ad prices.  She called mamasan and passed phone to me, mama told me prices were for massage and HR, +10 for something I didn't hear as I was already handing the phone back saying "Thanks, but no thanks", I could hear mama saying "but I can do discount...".
I said "Sorry, no thanks" to the girl and she let me out.  To her credit she apologised as I left.

Tried looking for options in Raynes Park but drew a blank.


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[sparkus]

Its a new thing!! LLP you need to start a thread for mini recce tours

I learnt from the master.

In years gone by I would have stayed in the 'hope' another staff would miraculously appear or that the skinny girls had 'concealed decent racks' (which has happened once or twice)

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Tried:
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Place behind NatWest.  Another Chinese operation, mamasan sounded more friendly, walked round into dark alley and couldn't see the sign for the place.  Discrete in a "I could get bounced here" way.  Moved on.

A lot in New Malden seem to have entrances via the back of the shops and are not discrete at all. I visited a Thai SP in New Malden about 18 months ago and to get to the flat I had to go across a shops loading bay, past their bins, up some metal stairs and across an elevated walkway. All this whilst being watched by shop employees standing out the back having a smoke, all of whom probably know exactly where I was going.
Bad enough during the day. Wouldn't consider it at night time.

[stampjones]

Linda, san ling, baker street.
Well san ling. what else is there to say. 25/30. Everything on offer. Nice body - small tits. Went for topless HR (which somehow became naked) for 30 after some haggling. Pretty good edging and stroking and came hard in the end. No shower in the room which is the main reason I dont usually go there, but decent enough experience. Will probably go back

[stampjones]

Sevyn, earls court
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What a body! Arrived in earls court flat to find her wearing a mini dress and not much else (thong as it turned out). Heated massage table in flat. Proper oil and decent massage (not strong though)
She charged 80 b2b for an hour.

Wasnt too much b2b going on to be fair but she did do most of the massage in just the aforementioned thong. And what great tits she’d also been hiding below her dress.

Good massage with erotic content, turn and onto HR. She positioned herself out of range if my hands so had to ask if touching was ok. Yes but no kissing or licking. Disappointing but great tits with nipples like bullets. Not sure anything else would be in offer but HR was. very good. Much white stuff was released.

She’s a little bit strange and facially not the best but what a body. At 80 notes its badically TCM rates and I would say far superior. I only wish she’d have let me suck thise rits

[stampjones]

Sorry that last should have been in the indies thread but I was already here and Im a lazy fucker

[LLPunting]

Sevyn, earls court
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What a body! Arrived in earls court flat to find her wearing a mini dress and not much else (thong as it turned out). Heated massage table in flat. Proper oil and decent massage (not strong though)
She charged 80 b2b for an hour.

Wasnt too much b2b going on to be fair but she did do most of the massage in just the aforementioned thong. And what great tits she’d also been hiding below her dress.

Good massage with erotic content, turn and onto HR. She positioned herself out of range if my hands so had to ask if touching was ok. Yes but no kissing or licking. Disappointing but great tits with nipples like bullets. Not sure anything else would be in offer but HR was. very good. Much white stuff was released.

She’s a little bit strange and facially not the best but what a body. At 80 notes its badically TCM rates and I would say far superior. I only wish she’d have let me suck thise rits

Charged you for B2B but then positioned herself so you couldn't touch her?  How is that possible?  Sounds like she was trying to con you with a naked HR... 

So when she did allow touching was it then proper bodyslides?  Did you handle boobs, bum, crack, slit?
Did she massage you with bum or pussy?

[stampjones]

Charged you for B2B but then positioned herself so you couldn't touch her?  How is that possible?  Sounds like she was trying to con you with a naked HR... 

So when she did allow touching was it then proper bodyslides?  Did you handle boobs, bum, crack, slit?
Did she massage you with bum or pussy?

Nah she did a bit with her tits on my back but otherwise no real b2b. No body slides - she was actually pretty frugal with the oil so wouldnt even have been able to slide I think. I couldnt just touch her cos as I said she kept herself out of range. In the end I asked if it was ok to touch and that was ok so I did. I fondled boobs bum and pussy, the latter through her knickers. Dont know if she would have allowed more intimate as I shot my load before I got there. Youre right it wasnt really b2b as advertised but if yoy translate it to shop prices - 50+30 then I think it was definitely vfm. Fantastic tits and great wank so I left happy

[stampjones]

Charged you for B2B but then positioned herself so you couldn't touch her?  How is that possible?  Sounds like she was trying to con you with a naked HR... 

So when she did allow touching was it then proper bodyslides?  Did you handle boobs, bum, crack, slit?
Did she massage you with bum or pussy?

I should probably say that she has two price options one of which is “b2b” which is what I was referring to. I find that in a large percentage of massage shops naked HR and b2b are effectively the same thing and Ive come to think of them as such. Even the girls that do actual b2b its usually so shit you generally would prefer if they hadnt bothered. Its very rare to find someone like Irina (early version) who does really good b2b that makes it worthwhile. Anyway, sorry for the confusion!

[LLPunting]

I should probably say that she has two price options one of which is “b2b” which is what I was referring to. I find that in a large percentage of massage shops naked HR and b2b are effectively the same thing and Ive come to think of them as such. Even the girls that do actual b2b its usually so shit you generally would prefer if they hadnt bothered. Its very rare to find someone like Irina (early version) who does really good b2b that makes it worthwhile. Anyway, sorry for the confusion!

 

FFS!  Touched her through her panties!  So not even naked.  Fair 'nuff 80 is what is usually topless HR in a TCM but then if she's indie she's not getting the house fee, even allowing for rent she's making more per transaction.

Naked HR and B2B are not the same, if you tolerate they will take the piss.

If they don't do B2B don't pay for B2B, confirm before you pay that they will bodyslide not just lean over and rub a flabby titty on your arse.  Stop the session and get your money back if they're not doing the service.

If you're a regular at a managed place and they know what's going on then tell the mamasan, those that care will sort things out, if they don't then tell them you will find somewhere else and will tell others, there are more than a few that still value the repeat customer and reputation.

[sparkus]

Whilst I don't agree with indies in undies being discussed in this thread, I'd like to know more about this so-called amazing body. Looks quite meh in the photo.

[stampjones]

FFS!  Touched her through her panties!  So not even naked.  Fair 'nuff 80 is what is usually topless HR in a TCM but then if she's indie she's not getting the house fee, even allowing for rent she's making more per transaction.

Naked HR and B2B are not the same, if you tolerate they will take the piss.

If they don't do B2B don't pay for B2B, confirm before you pay that they will bodyslide not just lean over and rub a flabby titty on your arse.  Stop the session and get your money back if they're not doing the service.

If you're a regular at a managed place and they know what's going on then tell the mamasan, those that care will sort things out, if they don't then tell them you will find somewhere else and will tell others, there are more than a few that still value the repeat customer and reputation.

If it bothered me I would have brought it up. It doesnt so I don’t. I reported what happened so you can make your own decisions. 

[Sigatron]

Organic remedies - Anna

One hour massage, 30 minutes of what felt like an unskilled massage, with an overuse of oil to maybe hide the fact she doesn't know too much in terms of massage. No indication of extras until she asks in a upbeat way. Full service £60 agreed on. Okay body, leaves socks on  decent short ow bj and tight pussy, no kissing at all  Not really keen on going back as her whole build up to asking about extras is useless and leaves you without a good massage and/or turned on.

Organic remedies - Suki

With a choice of Lily, Tina or suki that day, I was certainly glad that suki was the only person available when I arrived, especially once I saw her. Nice enough body, looks around early 30s and in general her massage was great. Plenty of swipes and reach unders for a good 5 mins, And running her fingers down my crack  £40 body to body which was changed to full service for an extra 30 but at that point I didn't care too much. OW and then onto sex with lots of dfk which carried on until the end. Head massage after and hot flanelled down. Which both of these visits you're expected to find your own bin for the condom  not too easy outside the station for me, any good locations? 

San ling - Linda

Early 30s girl i would reckon, pretty sexy looking with a nicely plump body. One hour, 1 minute of her running fingers along me, Then £70 agreed on everything. OWO and RO on her followed by sex which nobody could hear judging by her loud moans. Came, then back to the massage which was not too bad, could use a little more oil but then I won't complain. Towards the end she started rubbing the little fella again and gave a nice slow happy ending. Place is a dump though, and Idk if I'll be back, I do like wondering what she'll do during the massage and felt a little odd just knowing within a minute what's going to happen.

[Ozy84]

Thank you sigatron. Keep em coming. 

[sparkus]

Organic remedies - Anna

One hour massage, 30 minutes of what felt like an unskilled massage, with an overuse of oil to maybe hide the fact she doesn't know too much in terms of massage. No indication of extras until she asks in a upbeat way. Full service £60 agreed on. Okay body, leaves socks on  decent short ow bj and tight pussy, no kissing at all  Not really keen on going back as her whole build up to asking about extras is useless and leaves you without a good massage and/or turned on.

Organic remedies - Suki

With a choice of Lily, Tina or suki that day, I was certainly glad that suki was the only person available when I arrived, especially once I saw her. Nice enough body, looks around early 30s and in general her massage was great. Plenty of swipes and reach unders for a good 5 mins, And running her fingers down my crack  £40 body to body which was changed to full service for an extra 30 but at that point I didn't care too much. OW and then onto sex with lots of dfk which carried on until the end. Head massage after and hot flanelled down. Which both of these visits you're expected to find your own bin for the condom  not too easy outside the station for me, any good locations? 

San ling - Linda

Early 30s girl i would reckon, pretty sexy looking with a nicely plump body. One hour, 1 minute of her running fingers along me, Then £70 agreed on everything. OWO and RO on her followed by sex which nobody could hear judging by her loud moans. Came, then back to the massage which was not too bad, could use a little more oil but then I won't complain. Towards the end she started rubbing the little fella again and gave a nice slow happy ending. Place is a dump though, and Idk if I'll be back, I do like wondering what she'll do during the massage and felt a little odd just knowing within a minute what's going to happen.

Linda sounds good, I think she's been mentioned on here before?

[jichael mackson]

I thought Anna's massage was decent enough but it might be due to me requesting it be firm at the start. Sounds like she puts lesser effort in usually.

[Bill Bunter]

Tried:
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Place along Burlington Rd.  Younger voiced, friendly Chinese answered and stated full personal service for the money.  Texts were adamant about not asking anyone/any shops in the vicinity for location.  Called on arrival and again directed round back of shops. No problem finding gate this time. Door answered by average looking, Chinese, long black hair, ordinary round face, late 20s+, 5'2", bow legged, in a japanese porno schoolgirl outfit.  Top straining to contain her natural DDs, sadly top also failing to cover her untoned, stretched mama belly.  In the room she quoted 80 and 120 for FS, I asked about OWO she said +20, I shook my head and showed her the ad prices.  She called mamasan and passed phone to me, mama told me prices were for massage and HR, +10 for something I didn't hear as I was already handing the phone back saying "Thanks, but no thanks", I could hear mama saying "but I can do discount...".
I said "Sorry, no thanks" to the girl and she let me out.  To her credit she apologised as I left.

I might have to give this place a try. Is 30min fs £80 and not 60 as stated in the advert? What was the flat like?

[stampjones]

Linda sounds good, I think she's been mentioned on here before?

Yeah I saw and reviewed her on here her last week. She’s not exactly slim but dont know about plump but otherwise I agree with the report (only went for HR though). Definitely agree that san ling is a dump!

[Rupert]

Linda sounds good, I think she's been mentioned on here before?

but £45 for the booking and a further £70-80. We talking about £130ish, can get yourself in the the same ares or close by top class Asian escort in a decent flat clean and much more service.

[sparkus]

but £45 for the booking and a further £70-80. We talking about £130ish, can get yourself in the the same ares or close by top class Asian escort in a decent flat clean and much more service.

Wow, sod that.

[LLPunting]

Wow, sod that.

I think the punless words are, "Fuck that for a game of soldiers!"

[sparkus]

Just to bump the thread, I've reviewed Jessika of Leytonstone, finally (a Gumtree gal).

Maisie of Barnet in the reviews section (also Gumtree) sounds promising.

[Titti Tatti]

Zen upminster was busy so 2nd visit to Thai place near elm park station.

Jennie is 30 something, not tall but surprisingly solid for a Thai. 40 for the hour.

What followed was the strongest massage I've had. When she walks on you (they have overhead rails to help the girls) she apologised for her weight, but in a perverse way I enjoyed all of it. Paid a lot of attention to my legs as requested.

Gradually she softened her appearance she started to giggle at my compliments, eventually her finger tips performed a lovely dance around my anus, and my squeals of delight had her laughing hard. She asks for another 20. I look up at the clock and there's 20 mins left and she has a magnificent pair on her.  40? "And b2b?" " that will be 60"

Doesn't take a lot of persuasion to fetch a cover and agrees FS for 80. Great slides,tip wank etc. Lovely shaved RO and mish. Light kissing only but overall superb attitude.

I've been trying to favour punts over massages so this turned out well.  Following My other visit I left very positive feedback on this thread about a slim older woman.And the third regular girl who I saw in reception, is the best looking, so a return visit won't be delayed so long.

[Ozy84]

but £45 for the booking and a further £70-80. We talking about £130ish, can get yourself in the the same ares or close by top class Asian escort in a decent flat clean and much more service.

And which top class asian escorts may these be?

Last time i looked they were anything but top class.

[brownie]

where's Organic remedies and whats the name of that thai place in Elm park please ?

[stampjones]

Walking down wentworth st today I noticed they have a new TCM there - almost opposite the existing one. Didnt get a chance to try it out but it loiks pleasant enough with a good looking euro girl on the desk. Will try and get there one day this week and post a report

[Titti Tatti]

where's Organic remedies and whats the name of that thai place in Elm park please ?

Thai relaxation therapy, Tadworth parade

[Deeeazy]

Is FS standard in Natures Way And Well Health on Praed street in Paddington ?

[Callisto]

Reading through this thread will answer that in more detail, but ostensibly it's much likelier at Well Health than at Nature's Way.  I wouldn't say it's standard, exactly, but, if ye ask, ye shall generally receive.

[sparkus]

"Standard" assumes that FS is going to happen based on the shop rather than the WG.  I've been to shops were extras were standard and had FS in shops I thought were legit.

I've also had FS offered after a few visits but not on the first one.

TBH, it's a useful resource to have this site but I do like to 'explore' and chance a bit on my own.  That which occurs on the massage table is not always significant to the keyboard and mouse.

[Callisto]

That which occurs on the massage table is not always significant to the keyboard and mouse.

You sound like Socrates 

[stampjones]

TBH, it's a useful resource to have this site but I do like to 'explore' and chance a bit on my own.  That which occurs on the massage table is not always significant to the keyboard and mouse.

Definitely nothing better than a bit of captain kirk - to boldly go where no punter has gone before 

[stampjones]

Definitely nothing better than a bit of captain kirk - to boldly go where no punter has gone before 

Speaking of which, anyone remember the spizzenergi song from the 70s - where’s captain kirk? I have a sudden desire to go and play it

[sparkus]

Speaking of which, anyone remember the spizzenergi song from the 70s - where’s captain kirk? I have a sudden desire to go and play it

Spizzenergi - (spunk and jizz) energy? Apt!

[sparkus]

Definitely nothing better than a bit of captain kirk - to boldly go where no punter has gone before 

I'm convinced there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ie. a super-curvy Chinese bird working a TCM in a suburb I've never heard of...

[stampjones]

I'm convinced there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ie. a super-curvy Chinese bird working a TCM in a suburb I've never heard of...

Exactly - not looking for the same thing but on the same search I guess!

[stampjones]

Spizzenergi - (spunk and jizz) energy? Apt!

Haha - never thought of it that way before
They used to change their name every year but always spizz something

[sparkus]

Exactly - not looking for the same thing but on the same search I guess!

I do recces all the time but the current state of the market seems to be just old hags working in TCMs.  A Brexit consequence we'd not considered?

Even regulars can't shake me out of my despondency...

[stampjones]

I do recces all the time but the current state of the market seems to be just old hags working in TCMs.  A Brexit consequence we'd not considered?

Even regulars can't shake me out of my despondency...

Yeah, know what you mean!
I had a couple of sniffs recently; the new place on wentworth st and the thai place on oxford st near tcr though they were both quite slim (my type). The thai place on toynbee st had a curvy lass (on tuesday I think) who looked quite decent.

[sparkus]

There's the massage joint near Tott Crt Road (near Soho Square) which has the square-jawed girl in revealing outfit often having a breather outside.

Not aware of any Thai Place on Toynbee Street, must check out! (if worst fails there's always Kelly or Grace hehe)

[stampjones]

Finally saw Anna at organic remedies baker street the other day. Fairly underwhelming I thought. Euro plumpish youngish blonde girl - B2B for 40 which was ok I guess.

Good size, slightly floppy tits and quite chubby but a friendly enough girl. Pussy felt weird like lots of bumps just inside and she isnt exactly an oil painting. Actually Im sure Ive seen her somewhere before, perhaps with another name, but I cant think where. She offered FS for 80. I didnt bother trying to negotiate down as wasnt really interested but whoever it was who was waiting for her to offer it, she’s offering!

[stampjones]

There's the massage joint near Tott Crt Road (near Soho Square) which has the square-jawed girl in revealing outfit often having a breather outside.

Not aware of any Thai Place on Toynbee Street, must check out! (if worst fails there's always Kelly or Grace hehe)

The thai place on Oxford st I mean is downstairs in one of the grot shops heading west from TCR. There are 3 and this is the middle one.

The toynbee place used to be a euro girls joint but recently taken over by thais. Its at the wentworth st end. Doesnt have a name but its fairly obvious. Must be 5 shops within a 2 minute walk from kelly’s now!

There’s also another place. If you come out of 66, turn left along middlesex st then first right, there’s a hairdressers that offers massage for 25. Never tried it but often wondered...

[sparkus]

The thai place on Oxford st I mean is downstairs in one of the grot shops heading west from TCR. There are 3 and this is the middle one.

The toynbee place used to be a euro girls joint but recently taken over by thais. Its at the wentworth st end. Doesnt have a name but its fairly obvious. Must be 5 shops within a 2 minute walk from kelly’s now!

There’s also another place. If you come out of 66, turn left along middlesex st then first right, there’s a hairdressers that offers massage for 25. Never tried it but often wondered...

Oh, I know the one (TCR).

Can't wait to try those, thanks mate.  There's nothing like walking past 66 and having Kelly bang on the window to point out I'd not been in.

[LLPunting]

"Standard" assumes that FS is going to happen based on the shop rather than the WG.  I've been to shops were extras were standard and had FS in shops I thought were legit.

I've also had FS offered after a few visits but not on the first one.

TBH, it's a useful resource to have this site but I do like to 'explore' and chance a bit on my own.  That which occurs on the massage table is not always significant to the keyboard and mouse.

Put another way, YMMV wherever you go, if it's not the amount of mileage you get it might be the cost of it.

[stampjones]

Oh, I know the one (TCR).

Can't wait to try those, thanks mate.  There's nothing like walking past 66 and having Kelly bang on the window to point out I'd not been in.

Haha - I always do a double take cos Im sure she is bigger every time I see her!!!

[sparkus]

Haha - I always do a double take cos Im sure she is bigger every time I see her!!!

No complaints from me there, but she does put away the alcohol units, yes.

At the risk of sounding jaded, I've not done or dined out on a 'manageress' I've not know for at least four years in so long.  Surely some of these TCM have 'succession strategies' or is it a cartel?

[LLPunting]

Finally saw Anna at organic remedies baker street the other day. Fairly underwhelming I thought. Euro plumpish youngish blonde girl - B2B for 40 which was ok I guess.

Good size, slightly floppy tits and quite chubby but a friendly enough girl. Pussy felt weird like lots of bumps just inside and she isnt exactly an oil painting. Actually Im sure Ive seen her somewhere before, perhaps with another name, but I cant think where. She offered FS for 80. I didnt bother trying to negotiate down as wasnt really interested but whoever it was who was waiting for her to offer it, she’s offering!

Oh she's getting very cheeky given that 50 - 60 is the norm for FS at OR.  As mentioned in my review update I was underwhelmed by her FS and would not repeat.

Also saw Lily there recently and declined when she held to 60 for FS, the cheeky minx kept up with the sensual touching and I wussed out by ponying up the 60.  Her fullsome cleavage had also been weighing on my mind.  I'd forgotten about her belly scar.
Her boobs felt awesomely soft and plump as she worked my back and front.  The sex wasn't so great, perhaps should have asked for a titwank.

[LLPunting]

The thai place on Oxford st I mean is downstairs in one of the grot shops heading west from TCR. There are 3 and this is the middle one.

The toynbee place used to be a euro girls joint but recently taken over by thais. Its at the wentworth st end. Doesnt have a name but its fairly obvious. Must be 5 shops within a 2 minute walk from kelly’s now!

There’s also another place. If you come out of 66, turn left along middlesex st then first right, there’s a hairdressers that offers massage for 25. Never tried it but often wondered...

May just have to try the Thai place out, it's been a while since I had a futile wander around that massage Mecca.  Perhaps I'll finally give in and try 66.