London massage shop mini reviews

[hawai5o]

There was a curvy girl,well over 30 by the  name Selina working at the ground floorshop  on Newport court .This was 2 Years ago ???

[Titti Tatti]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=153816.msg1674557#msg1674557

Check that out

I visited and left my comments severAl pages back. 3 different women when I visited shortly after thread Cheap and cheerful massage and HE, but London has better to offer. 

[Ozy84]

Guys, any newbies or good uns at San ling, baker street?

[mx123]

Bella / Belle at Qi Health Angel and Highbury Corner. 

1/hr £50 for a deep tissue massage

Massage was great, but she had a miserable attitude for the entire time

Extras on offer, B2B for £80 and HE for £40 which I didn't take

[Gru]

Saw Jenny at the Healthy Way on Leather Lane this evening.
Thai milf. £55 paid for 1 hour deep tissue massage
 Lovely clean and ambient room, warm and smelt nice. I actually went for the massage as my back is ruined
 Jenny performed a very competent deep tissue including walking up and down my back and legs to. I very much needed cracking and unknotting so 10 out of 10 for the massage. I had stripped off nude and throughout she half heartedly kept putting a towel over the lad and letting it slip so she knew i was hard. Massage on the front went very close and more sensual. However, the offer didn't transpose. She finished the massage and asked if I wanted a shower. I said I'd pass and took a chance and asked if she does extras. She seemed a bit annoyed cos I think she was tired. She said how much and I have 20 she said only between me and her. I gave her a break and came quite  quick . I think she only agreed as we had had nice conversation during the massage. Very impressed with the ambience and the cleanliness of the place. It seems to have legitmised a lot from reviews I have read in here and I was expecting more of a dive. There was ladies voices at the counter having received massages too so I think you have to be very discreet and respectful here now maybe.

Jenny was late 30s perhaps, Milfy Thai type in a black physio type outfit not a sexy number at all.

If you actually want a good massage shes your girl but shes  strong and deep tissues hurts if you're knotted up.

[Rupert]

Saw Jenny at the Healthy Way on Leather Lane this evening.
Thai milf. £55 paid for 1 hour deep tissue massage
 Lovely clean and ambient room, warm and smelt nice. I actually went for the massage as my back is ruined
 Jenny performed a very competent deep tissue including walking up and down my back and legs to. I very much needed cracking and unknotting so 10 out of 10 for the massage. I had stripped off nude and throughout she half heartedly kept putting a towel over the lad and letting it slip so she knew i was hard. Massage on the front went very close and more sensual. However, the offer didn't transpose. She finished the massage and asked if I wanted a shower. I said I'd pass and took a chance and asked if she does extras. She seemed a bit annoyed cos I think she was tired. She said how much and I have 20 she said only between me and her. I gave her a break and came quite  quick . I think she only agreed as we had had nice conversation during the massage. Very impressed with the ambience and the cleanliness of the place. It seems to have legitmised a lot from reviews I have read in here and I was expecting more of a dive. There was ladies voices at the counter having received massages too so I think you have to be very discreet and respectful here now maybe.

Jenny was late 30s perhaps, Milfy Thai type in a black physio type outfit not a sexy number at all.

If you actually want a good massage shes your girl but shes  strong and deep tissues hurts if you're knotted up.

Seen Jenny a few months ago. Similar experience as she told me I don't like to do extras but how much, that put me off and said massage only.

[Peterbry]

Chaps, I've somehow twisted my back and am in need of a sports/deep massage. Can anyone recommend a place that does a proper massage but also extras (a BJ, not especially FS)?

[iamakel]

Does anyone know where the MILF who used to work Newport Court has gone? I've checked many times and no signs. Thanks all .

[Mdee100]

Evening all, few small reviews for you. Been a while since my last post but my travels round central London have offered the following:

All prices are after £30 entry fee for 30 mins massage

Shanghai touch Mayfair:

Saw cherry around august last year. She is about 25-30, dyed hair - and Chinese I think. Decent body, slim with medium breasts. Bit spotty though.

Offered a good massage, then had a good BJ for 70 extra. Decent overall but nothing to write home about.

Then recently I went past the shop again and glanced in - quite a fit EE girl (didn't catch names) on reception who said she was available so I rushed off to get cash. On way back some other git got n there and booked her up for an hour so I missed out. Didn't fancy the other EE girl. Gutted.... and a pocket of cash and bad decisions lead me to....

White Lilly Spa near soho:

After the above really wanted an EE girl. Went in here and regretted it. Total clip joint. Girl was decent looking but surly and rude. Wanted 200 for B2B!!

Eventually paid 70 but dumb decision and it was rubbish. Never again and very dodgy area.

Holborn Massage near red lion square

To be honest this is not a massage place really, more a regular parlour. But each time I've been it's been good value and a decent girl.

80 all in for FS. Girls mostly Chinese and varied ages, but all were not bad looking and good service.

I may just be lucky though and obviously it's a lottery with this place and new girls each week. I've been about 6 times total over 2 years.

Organic Remedies baker st

Still one of the best, 60 for full service and decent selection of girls. I saw Ruby again, who said she is going to change her name to Emma soon...no idea why and not sure if I've misunderstood it but worth checking when you book!

Also saw Lilly (think that's her name) - glasses, bit bigger than average and large breasts. Massage good but BJ average for 50. Not one to see again for me.

New Chinatown place wardour st

Near bubble wafer place and opposite pizza express and other massage shop with green signage.

Seems new to me as not seen it before. Door by hair salon with girl sitting on high chair. Went downstairs and bit grotty.

Saw an older lady about 50 but quite cute, didn't get name. Decent massage, and full service available for 70. Just had B2B for 40. Get feeling girls will change regularly here and that YMMV

Shangri La Charing Cross

Saw Fiona here. Glasses, slim body and fringe, but cute and dressed nicely in qi pao dress

This was last summer and paid about 100 for 1 hour all in B2B. Was actually really good sensual experience and really enjoyed even though maybe a bit vanilla for some.

Also good comms and very polite and friendly

Well that's it for now, always hard to find an opportunity to get on a pc and type up without being watched but hope this offers some good info

May need some back though - I am working near Bank station for a while this year and whole area seems dead. No shops at all in easy walking distance that I can see. Anyone know any to try?

[sparkus]

Md100 - not been but read there's a Chinese massage salon in a hairdressers next to Monument (ie. literally next to it)

I don't have much to add myself, glanced in 66 Middlesex tonight, Kelly's tits there for all to see.  Tempted but had an empty tank so no point.  77 over the road now closed, no loss.

[Mdee100]

Thanks Sparkus

I will research it! Just seems a graveyard in this area all city types and no fun!

I am aware of Kelly's place but read on here some increased attention on Middlesex st area from council etc and local papers so may be one to avoid for a bit?

Perhaps I'm too jumpy about nothing but reading the recent HOD thread don't want to get photographed by a local vicar etc!

[sparkus]

If Father Ted and Dougal are there with the Canon then I must be on a few rolls of film worth by now mate.

Wentworth Street and its several shops probably more discrete.

China Five Elements isn't that far from you.  Likewise Leather Lane. 

I don't work in the City much these days but it's all good for the civvies when I do.

[maybe]

I wrote a review for fantasia but probably should have put it here.

Well, here is the link anyways for any interested.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=178281.new#new

[hawai5o]

Does anyone know where the MILF who used to work Newport Court has gone? I've checked many times and no signs. Thanks all .

Do you mean Kitty with the Reddish hair ???

[Titti Tatti]

Holborn Massage near red lion square

To be honest this is not a massage place really, more a regular parlour. But each time I've been it's been good value and a decent girl.

80 all in for FS. Girls mostly Chinese and varied ages, but all were not bad looking and good service.

I may just be lucky though and obviously it's a lottery with this place and new girls each week. I've been about 6 times total over 2 years.

Thanks for post

A decent parlour in London. Unheard of!  Name or address as Google  not helpful?

[rebelsurge]

Mdee100 re Organic Remedies and Ruby, she was known as Emma when she worked in Denman Street shop

[Massageonly]

Mdee100 re Organic Remedies and Ruby, she was known as Emma when she worked in Denman Street shop

Great review mdee but could you outline nationality of girls especially 'emma' ?  I am not into Asian girls at all so only really go for EE but so many rude ones or poor service.  I work at Euston so always on this thread looking for good EE options nearby....

[Mdee100]

Great review mdee but could you outline nationality of girls especially 'emma' ?  I am not into Asian girls at all so only really go for EE but so many rude ones or poor service.  I work at Euston so always on this thread looking for good EE options nearby....

Hi. - ruby/Emma is Chinese and about 30ish

All ladies above are oriental bar the EE ones described at Shanghai touch and white Lilly spa

[Mdee100]

Thanks for post

A decent parlour in London. Unheard of!  Name or address as Google  not helpful?

Hi - it was as google searchable as Holborn oriental or Holborn massage but web sites seem to have disappeared!

I will be gutted if it has gone as was fairly decent and reliable but must state my last visit was about August time last year - I never saved the number just in case my phone was looked at by others and just used to google and dial

It’s not a shop was a flat in a street leading to red lion square so not obvious from outside

[sparkus]

There is a Natural Ways in Holborn and also the one at the top end of Drury Lane.

[Gru]

Went to Bliss on grays inn road this evening for what I have decided will be my last massage for a while and willpower permitting ever.£50 paid for 1 hour massage with Angela. STUNNING Polish girl in her 20s. Will have to call her a straight 10, she's absolutely gorgeous with an amazing body and rack. Very good massage and she said she trained professionally in Poland. Turned onto front and when she saw the lad standing to attention she said "oh I think you want extra" offered 20 she said ok for hand job but had a feeling she would do more. She let me fondle her arse and grab her tits whilst she was clothed I asked to feel her pussy and she said no. What she did do was get in close and do very horny eye contact. I couldn't come as I didn't want it to stop. Had to pay for another 30 (£20) mins to finish. I cannot stress enough how fucking hot this girl is. I don't know if I can keep away now I know she is there. £90 paid for an hour and half with the horniest hottest girl I've ever come across. Wow. Still was worth it and if this was my last hurrah what a way to go! I'm not a tout, go and see her and don't fall in love with her Lol.

[AndroidG]

Went to Bliss on grays inn road this evening for what I have decided will be my last massage for a while and willpower permitting ever.£50 paid for 1 hour massage with Angela. STUNNING Polish girl in her 20s. Will have to call her a straight 10, she's absolutely gorgeous with an amazing body and rack. Very good massage and she said she trained professionally in Poland. Turned onto front and when she saw the lad standing to attention she said "oh I think you want extra" offered 20 she said ok for hand job but had a feeling she would do more. She let me fondle her arse and grab her tits whilst she was clothed I asked to feel her pussy and she said no. What she did do was get in close and do very horny eye contact. I couldn't come as I didn't want it to stop. Had to pay for another 30 (£20) mins to finish. I cannot stress enough how fucking hot this girl is. I don't know if I can keep away now I know she is there. £90 paid for an hour and half with the horniest hottest girl I've ever come across. Wow. Still was worth it and if this was my last hurrah what a way to go! I'm not a tout, go and see her and don't fall in love with her Lol.

Link?

[Titti Tatti]

Great review mdee but could you outline nationality of girls especially 'emma' ?  I am not into Asian girls at all so only really go for EE but so many rude ones or poor service.  I work at Euston so always on this thread looking for good EE options nearby....

I would say one more post like this and you'll be banned. Time to stop asking questions and give something back, like one of the reviews you keep promising. And no more crap about being new or not knowing what the format is

[Titti Tatti]

Finally made it to qi health islington. One of the better laid out shops,in London, clean, rooms a good size with a nice shower in it.
Pleasant lady takes 50GBP for an hour.

Ya Ya comes to room . Chinese 5' 4" and slim, in a pretty red dress. Looks good and initial impression is 35 ish . Face is Ok but not particularly special. Very friendly.

Says I'm very handsome and she likes my face.  Now lots of punters on here get really aerated on the subject of SP's lying, can't understand why, because I'm loving it.

Love a hard Chinese massage. Her elbows dig in and then she's on my back working it with her knees. Bring it on.

At this point she's got her dress pulled up to keep the copious oil off, revealing lovely scarlet knickers. I realise that with one wall covered in mirror tiles I can watch,all this. Closer inspection suggests she could be 50 (who can tell?) and has a small tummy.

Discussions ensue and she asks how much ill pay? Quickly agree 40 for B2B.

10mins of slides on back and front, turn into a mutual fondling session in the table as she teases my boy for the next 15 mins before welcome relief. Lots of smiles and eye contact, it was truly interactive and not mechanical.

Only downside are tits small (doesn't bother me at at all, lovely nipples), kisses limited to a few pecs and she cheekily said RO would be more. Age may be an issue for some, but relative to me, she's a hot babe.

 I conclude it was £90 wisely invested in my personal wellness.

She works weds. Will be taking a month off in China soon.
Said she'd be back and I'm to ask for her!

[Titti Tatti]

Hi - it was as google searchable as Holborn oriental or Holborn massage but web sites seem to have disappeared!

I will be gutted if it has gone as was fairly decent and reliable but must state my last visit was about August time last year - I never saved the number just in case my phone was looked at by others and just used to google and dial

It’s not a shop was a flat in a street leading to red lion square so not obvious from outside

Thanks I will make a note.

[Gru]

Link?

Sadly can't link to Angela directly but External Link/Members Only
Call and ask for her. Polish, blond, mid to late twenties, about 5'8, size 10-12

[Deeeazy]

A lot of the Chinese girls will be leaving soon for Chinese New Year. Might be a shortage of Chinese ladies for around a month.

[Ozy84]

Golden finger in Kilburn apparently have a columbian, british black girl and a chinese today. May give them a try this weekend. Certainly sounds like some variety.

[Fatrobbutler]

Made my way over to Primomassage.co.uk, the new place opened up on Wentworth road? Street? Near Liverpool Street.
Pretty smart, met by a couple of Chinese girls on reception, 1 took me down to my room. £30 for 30 minutes.
Ok massage, then the offer of B2B, said I only had £40, she wanted £60 but accepted that's all I had.
Off came everything, very pert tits, probably b-cup. Tiny arse, trim pussy. Very nice HJ to finish it off, after a nice bit of teasing.
Girls name was YouYou. Little bit of patter while doing the massage, nice girl.
Will try to see her again if she's on.

[Steve121]

Made my way over to Primomassage.co.uk, the new place opened up on Wentworth road? Street? Near Liverpool Street.
Pretty smart, met by a couple of Chinese girls on reception, 1 took me down to my room. £30 for 30 minutes.
Ok massage, then the offer of B2B, said I only had £40, she wanted £60 but accepted that's all I had.
Off came everything, very pert tits, probably b-cup. Tiny arse, trim pussy. Very nice HJ to finish it off, after a nice bit of teasing.
Girls name was YouYou. Little bit of patter while doing the massage, nice girl.
Will try to see her again if she's on.

Nice find.  Could you describe her? Young/old? Also services received, mutual touching,r/o, fingers?

Any information greatly appreciated. May pop by and pay them a visit.

Steve121

[Hootie15]

Golden finger in Kilburn apparently have a columbian, british black girl and a chinese today. May give them a try this weekend. Certainly sounds like some variety.

Please do report back.

Been wanting to go for a while cos I am often up there for work but just haven't gone in there yet. Been waiting on more recent feedback

[Fatrobbutler]

Steve121

Mid 20's probably, slim, quite long brown hair. Pretty. Very good fine I found I say so myself

Didn't push it but I reckon more was on offer. Played with her arse and tits and she didn't batt an eyelid.
Thought she was about to suck me old boy at one point she got that close

[Ozy84]

Please do report back.

Been wanting to go for a while cos I am often up there for work but just haven't gone in there yet. Been waiting on more recent feedback

Dont wait your life away, if your there on the regz then get yourself in there mate.

Whats the worst that could happen, you get a £30 massage? 

[Baxter63]

A lot of the Chinese girls will be leaving soon for Chinese New Year. Might be a shortage of Chinese ladies for around a month.

Never been a shortage of masseuses at Chinese New Year. Might be a few hangovers and some of the later night places closing earlier on certain Saturdays but that's all. Not that many go back for New Year.

[maybeornot5.5]

Went to Fantasia a few nights ago and was assigned who I later discovered was Suki. Haven't seen her mentioned on here. Short Chinese girl, reasonably attractive in a student girl next door way. Massage skills were pretty non existent. Don't know what I was thinking but when the question was asked I agreed to £50 for B2B, money up front. Alarm bells should have been ringing. She strips off completely starkers but then proceeds to put a towel over me then climbs aboard and starts dry humping me. I tell her the towel needs to go which she agrees to but she tries all the tricks to position herself to be out of reach. I ask her to lie back on the massage table but that is met with a shake of the head. To add insult to injury I kept getting the odd waft of body odour coming from her.

Basically a complete disaster. Pains me to say this as Fantasia has a good reputation on here. I had a good experience with Maria the Romanian a few months back. Should have reported on here I know, apologies. I will probably go back to this place but maybe stick to the other names that have been mentioned on this forum for this place. And yes I probably should have asked for a refund as soon as the towel came out but sometimes these experiences have to be put down as a cost of doing business.

I agree with your paragraph ie, oudour. as for the hygiene at Fantasia. The women I’ve seen just pay far too little attention to their personal cleanliness. All the time I’ve completed the b2b they never take time to go over to the sink WITH a flannel and thoroughly wipe/wash below above and over. They just take the wipes at the side and quickly rush wipe then rush to the next customer.
Very often when I vist, the oudour coming back to me is very rank indeed! It’s a shame as I always find the women at Fantasia a very good experience besides!

[sparkus]

I've only ever experienced strange/worrying smell from one shop worker (out of hundreds) and that was Sophia on Kensington Church Street (and I don't know what it was odour of).

One larger girl who was remarked to have terrible BO on here (Barking Road) there was zero problem when I had fun with her.

[maybeornot5.5]

Hey Sparkus.

Yes it’s just a bit of a concern now for me. No amount of coaxing, prompting seems to make any difference. Seems like they just lose the self respect for doing a job they deep down don’t want to do and doing so will conflict with the person they actually are outside?
Perhaps I’m just getting tired of them nowadays.
Btw Sparkus: Your posts are hilarious. 😭😭

[sparkus]

Hey Sparkus.

Yes it’s just a bit of a concern now for me. No amount of coaxing, prompting seems to make any difference. Seems like they just lose the self respect for doing a job they deep down don’t want to do and doing so will conflict with the person they actually are outside?
Perhaps I’m just getting tired of them nowadays.
Btw Sparkus: Your posts are hilarious. 😭😭

I'll take that as a compliment, shall I?

[hawai5o]

Bo at elegance  Gerard St. ,Soho is still there but was busy when I wanted to book her last Friday .

[maybeornot5.5]

I'll take that as a compliment, shall I?

Absolutely Bro! 👍

[sparkus]

Yesterday I spotted an ad outside Sebastian's Hair and Beauty Salon on Camberwell Road for full body massage.  The ad itself was in Portuguese and looking through the window the staff looked Brazilian.

One for our Sarf Landahn massive who fancy a Latin HJ?

[sparkus]

New TCM open in Leytonstone External Link/Members Only

That's four on that high street now (two TCM, one Thai salon and the room in the hairdressers).

[Hootie15]

Yesterday I spotted an ad outside Sebastian's Hair and Beauty Salon on Camberwell Road for full body massage.  The ad itself was in Portuguese and looking through the window the staff looked Brazilian.

One for our Sarf Landahn massive who fancy a Latin HJ?

Im gonna have a look at it when I'm round that way

[hawai5o]

Bo at elegance  Gerard St. ,Soho is still there but was busy when I wanted to book her last Friday .

Had a walk around Soho after that and thought of checking out if there were any new arrivals..

First stop,White lilly spa .Bunch of Romanian girls smoking outside and an Oriental girl sat on reception with a glum face..

Next was Hong Ning ,7 Little Newport St . I usually avoid even looking at the Milfs there Rose and Anna but there was a new face there . Just when I had a second look ,,she smiled ,waved and followed me outside .
Negotiations outside in the street,made her agree to starkers B2B from the start with mutual touching ,£40 .She wanted £100/at first .
Tall slim with a model figure and very nice looking with a cheerful personality . Looks similar to Fiona from ORBS but Fiona  was sexier I n my eyes as she was curvier..Similar age to Fiona ,early 30s???
Action .  I didn' t even bother with the massage as we started feeling each other once in the room . GOT her to lie on top and she was humping away with my finger inside her pussy feeling her dripping wetness .
She wasn't very good with the HR and I didn' t go for RO .She didn't agree to FS ,,but I think on a second visit she might .
Extended my 30 minutes to 40 minutes £40 .
Total £80 .

Name ,Yuan .

Will look out again for BO at Elegance . What a smoking hot Chinese  babe  there on Reception.








 

[Mij]

That's four on that high street now (two TCM, one Thai salon and the room in the hairdressers).

Sounds like a fun afternoon to be had........

[Titti Tatti]

New TCM open in Leytonstone External Link/Members Only

That's four on that high street now (two TCM, one Thai salon and the room in the hairdressers).

Thank you. I'm done with the Thai place and the TCM next door is always shut.  Which hairdresser?

Will try this new one once my cycling season starts

Also just spotted a big Chinese place at  Dalston Juction so th west corner Kingsland Rd.  Anyone?

[sparkus]

Thank you. I'm done with the Thai place and the TCM next door is always shut.  Which hairdresser?

Will try this new one once my cycling season starts

Also just spotted a big Chinese place at  Dalston Juction so th west corner Kingsland Rd.  Anyone?

TCM only closed Sundays but they're not open in evenings.  You're not missing much.

The hairdresser is Diamond, further down the high road from the others towards Stratford.  Am sure it's mentioned on here (big jugged Rom).

[IdRatherBeABra]

The TCM up the top of the high road is Golden Herbs, right? Agree that one isn’t missing much there, it’s probably one of the poorest choices in East London. And yes, it closes around 6 or 7 pm as I recall.

I’ve been going to the hairdressers myself a few times now, really liking the massage from the big-titted Rom working in there. With subsequent sessions she has got increasingly filthy and the massage is actually pretty good too. No shower but she brings out a bowl of warm water and a towel and it’s nearly as good. She’s only working Wednesday-Saturday now.

[sparkus]

The TCM up the top of the high road is Golden Herbs, right? Agree that one isn’t missing much there, it’s probably one of the poorest choices in East London. And yes, it closes around 6 or 7 pm as I recall.

I’ve been going to the hairdressers myself a few times now, really liking the massage from the big-titted Rom working in there. With subsequent sessions she has got increasingly filthy and the massage is actually pretty good too. No shower but she brings out a bowl of warm water and a towel and it’s nearly as good. She’s only working Wednesday-Saturday now.

That's the one.  They're pretty legit now, manageress apparently not in favour of her ladies earning on the side.  Their sister shop in Chingford a different matter (I've reviewed both on here).

Back in the day the staff were quite eager to please (or coachable) for the right price.

[sparkus]

New TCM open in Leytonstone External Link/Members Only

That's four on that high street now (two TCM, one Thai salon and the room in the hairdressers).

As pointed out to me by PM, ad now changed to say they open on March 1!