London massage shop mini reviews

[Sigatron]

Massage counter in Queensway indoor market, opposite a salon and restaurant, no name but you pretty much just follow signs to it, I think there's two close to each other but this is the one without any doors on the entrance. Walked upon this place weeks ago by accident. £50 for the hour and an okay massage with a mid to late 20s girl, smallish and chubby girl, slightly cute, im assuming chinese. To be fair she seemed more hungry during the massage due to some of the sounds I was hearing above my head  HR offered at 30 and knocked down to 20, I didn't enquire about other extras as at the time I didn't fancy much else other than that. Two ladies working on the counter when I arrived,  the other being elder and not too bad looking, shorter hair and different than other milfs you'd find in a shop in terms of looks. Only problem being how obvious everything is there, people from the restaurant and barbers across the way can see you walking out of your room after the massage if they pay enough attention 

Relaxation oasis in Shepherds Bush, 30 for 30 with a young chinese girl called Nancy or something similar, instantly attractive and had me smiling with anticipation before I'd even lied down, she's around mid 20s, slim and mid height, average boobs.Not the most memorable massage I've had, b2b agreed after around 5 mins for 50, tried for 40 but honestly I didn't mind paying 50 considering how nice she looked. Massage continued for around 10 mins then featherlight touches and touches between the legs. Great b2b once I turned over, plenty of slides up and down and allows touching everywhere. Showered in the room after and left happy, would return, for her at least 

[stampjones]

Went along TCR and spotted the other two massage places, noted on here already,  both are in souvenir shops...which were actually busy....skipped along.

Ended up going to Boots and John Lewis to fill the wank bank with counter girls.....maybe tomorrow

The souvenir shops you mention are in oxford street.
So you walked past 3 shops without going into any and managing to see into 1? I mean good for you but hardly worth sharing?

[Nick1974]

Hey on massageme has anyone seen either Andi or Alina (I think she used to be Anca). Would love to get some tips.

Anyone got them fully naked etc

[sparkus]

The souvenir shops you mention are in oxford street.
So you walked past 3 shops without going into any and managing to see into 1? I mean good for you but hardly worth sharing?

I think the shop girls' mention belongs in the leching section on here.

The souvenir shop one often has a Thai looking bird stood on the street touting for trade. Up close she's scary.

[Jonestown]

Hi Guys ,
My first post ..

Ive seen a few from massage.me  as most have . Tamara is ok , friendly and a nice body but at 120 for b2b its a bit steep .
I had success with someone not mentioned here at at all Lisa the blonde  External Link/Members Only
I saw her the first time and she gave a great massage with no extra for HR but we really hit it off , booked her again few weeks later and convinced her to do massage in her underwear which she obliged and took bra off at the end and let me touch while i came .
3rd booking she did completely naked after some persuading ...and it intensified as she rested her pussy on my outstretched arm and hand a few times and I could feel how wet she was ..i tried more and she stopped me dead
4th time ...same scenario as 3rd but i asked if i could massage her which she reluctantly accepted ...i maasage her totally naked (i am massage trained) and needless to say pushed the boundries until i was 3 fingers deep with her moaning ...then to top it all off i started sliding up and down her with one certainty ...my tip kept prodding at her pussy and she said no a few times untilshe finally relaxed her pussy and we had an awesome full session...really amazing the sex was unreal ...here is the best part ..she refused payment !!!!! ....
Thinking i was in to a sure ting i booked again few days later ...she obliged with the massage but said she couldnt do more ever again which i respected ...dont know if shes married etc etc ...?
I feel with all these girls if yo treat them right and invest in the right oe the sky is the limit ..i hate going to the parlours though and make the most ofgood outcalls...any recommendations ?

Its not just the bareback sex thats unreal if you ask me.

[stampjones]

I think the shop girls' mention belongs in the leching section on here.

The souvenir shop one often has a Thai looking bird stood on the street touting for trade. Up close she's scary.

Yeah I know who you mean though I did go downstairs a while back and saw a decent looking girl (small and slim) who I meant to return and check out but never got round to it

[Anderloo]

Hey guys,

Just moved to London recently, so just getting started!

Visited Qi Health during a late lunch break around 3.30pm and was quite empty. Went in and was an older lady (late 30's/early 40's) - i politely asked if there was a masseuse available (I was trying to gauge if she would be the one doing the massage or not). She said that there was one available out the back!  So I asked for a 60minute "relaxation" massage (i read somewhere in this thread to ask for that and they would look after you...)

Was shown to the room by the same reception lady and was told to wait for my masseuse. About 5 mins later another my masseuse knocked and entered the room. She was also in her 30's, quite short and had minimal make up. She didn't introduce herself so i did not get her name 

Her massage was decent, but when i was told to flip over nothing extra was offered :/

My question here is, should I have asked? (being new to the place i didn't feel comfortable asking straight up)

[stampjones]

Hey guys,

Just moved to London recently, so just getting started!

Visited Qi Health during a late lunch break around 3.30pm and was quite empty. Went in and was an older lady (late 30's/early 40's) - i politely asked if there was a masseuse available (I was trying to gauge if she would be the one doing the massage or not). She said that there was one available out the back!  So I asked for a 60minute "relaxation" massage (i read somewhere in this thread to ask for that and they would look after you...)

Was shown to the room by the same reception lady and was told to wait for my masseuse. About 5 mins later another my masseuse knocked and entered the room. She was also in her 30's, quite short and had minimal make up. She didn't introduce herself so i did not get her name 

Her massage was decent, but when i was told to flip over nothing extra was offered :/

My question here is, should I have asked? (being new to the place i didn't feel comfortable asking straight up)

Hi Anderloo - I usually ask who’sdoing the massage straight out. If I want the girl on reception I ask if she’ll do it. The worst thing that can happen is she says no.

[385North]

Here's a link to a Luby Love massage review I posted in the main London review board. Great value for money overall I thought.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=173586.0

[Ozy84]

Guys any recommendations at moonflower or ping in earls court?

[sparkus]

Guys any recommendations at moonflower or ping in earls court?

Definitely Nicola at Moonflower - Polish, pretty and busty. Or you could go and see Lulu at Living Health in Fulham.

[Ozy84]

Definitely Nicola at Moonflower - Polish, pretty and busty. Or you could go and see Lulu at Living Health in Fulham.

 

Nicola or Lulu offer fs?

[sparkus]

Nicola or Lulu offer fs?

I didn't ask. Nicola said she's fed up with men who try to go beyond her boundaries, so I am taking that as no.

[stampjones]

Nicola or Lulu offer fs?

Its been mentioned a few times that fs is available at moonflower but I never got it there. The place round the corner on the main road is a branch of the praed st joint (sofia, linda etc) so it almost certainly does

[Ozy84]

I didn't ask. Nicola said she's fed up with men who try to go beyond her boundaries, so I am taking that as no.

Thanks sparkus, i will opt out. £50-£80 wanks are not my thing. You’ve saved me money 

[sparkus]

Thanks sparkus, i will opt out. £50-£80 wanks are not my thing. You’ve saved me money 

I find patience is its own reward. Find a girl with a great bod, be respectful and return and occasionally you may get freebie FS. But if you just blunder in and expect it on the first outing then disappointment often follows.

[Ozy84]

I find patience is its own reward. Find a girl with a great bod, be respectful and return and occasionally you may get freebie FS. But if you just blunder in and expect it on the first outing then disappointment often follows.

Oh i do all of that. I just dont have the time to keep returning. When offered extras i always ask for fs (in a lovely kind way) if not im out. I pay good money too!

With some it may be a possibility and you know another visit maybe worth it but others are just ££££ and know that a wank earns them more money wih less to do and its that sort i try to avoid.

[sparkus]

If I was just after FS I'd go online and find a WG on AW, saves time and money.

I did have my tip for FS declined recently by the lady as she "wasn't a prostitute". Now that was awkward.

[stampjones]

If I was just after FS I'd go online and find a WG on AW, saves time and money.

I did have my tip for FS declined recently by the lady as she "wasn't a prostitute". Now that was awkward.

Yeah thats true but isnt it everyones fantasy to get a massage that turns into a mind blowing fuck (possibly with a pixilated pussy )

[Ozy84]

Yeah thats true but isnt it everyones fantasy to get a massage that turns into a mind blowing fuck (possibly with a pixilated pussy )

It is mine.....

[Titti Tatti]

Fantasia Charing x rd.  Had two previous happy times there so after being dicked around elsewhere I popped in a nd handed owner 45 notes. 

Smallish 5'4" blonde with nice body (i'm not a tit man) and ok face,from Romania. 30ish. I think she said Natalie but recent reviews suggest that name is for an Asian girl. Said she'd been th err 3 months

No discussion about hard or soft (I'm increasingly certain it makes no difference to most girls) she gave a really good massage. Positive


No hint of swipes or body contact in the tiny room.  After about 35 mins she asked if it was alright and was there anything else I wanted?   Discussed what 40GBP gave. "Topless" haggling got her tights off as well. 

Sadly not b2b, limited title action and only a basic hi.  After the act was over the were 20 mins left and she got dressed and pointed out th e shower room.

So sadly for this forum it's a.NEGATIVE. will try again but stick to Asian  girls. This experience also pointed out how much the WSWS and teasing touches add to the enjoyment

[sparkus]

Yeah thats true but isnt it everyones fantasy to get a massage that turns into a mind blowing fuck (possibly with a pixilated pussy )

I suppose if I was single then combined FS and b2b would be more for me, yes.

[Titti Tatti]

Yeah thats true but isnt it everyones fantasy to get a massage that turns into a mind blowing fuck (possibly with a pixilated pussy )

Yes and no. 

The going rate for FS seems to be 60-80 on top if the initial fee .  I don't do 30 min. Sessions and the 4 times a massage has gone to FS I'm lucky if its 20 mins at the end of time I've already paid for. Hopeless vfm to me but I will continue to take it up occasionally.

An extra 20-40 seems to me to be an acceptable price for what we both know is what I really want with that extra excitement of chance thrown in.

Once the fee gets to 80 and up, then I'm normally going for a sure thing and skipping the massage.

[Titti Tatti]

Fantasia Charing x rd.  Had two previous happy times there so after being dicked around elsewhere I popped in a nd handed owner 45 notes. 

Smallish 5'4" blonde with nice body (i'm not a tit man) and ok face,from Romania. 30ish. I think she said Natalie but recent reviews suggest that name is for an Asian girl. Said she'd been th err 3 months

No discussion about hard or soft (I'm increasingly certain it makes no difference to most girls) she gave a really good massage. Positive


No hint of swipes or body contact in the tiny room.  After about 35 mins she asked if it was alright and was there anything else I wanted?   Discussed what 40GBP gave. "Topless" haggling got her tights off as well. 

Sadly not b2b, limited title action and only a basic hi.  After the act was over the were TEN (edit) mins left and she got dressed and pointed out the shower room.

So sadly for this forum it's a.NEGATIVE. will try again but stick to Asian  girls. This experience also pointed out how much the WSWS and teasing touches add to the enjoyment

[stampjones]

Yes and no. 

The going rate for FS seems to be 60-80 on top if the initial fee .  I don't do 30 min. Sessions and the 4 times a massage has gone to FS I'm lucky if its 20 mins at the end of time I've already paid for. Hopeless vfm to me but I will continue to take it up occasionally.

An extra 20-40 seems to me to be an acceptable price for what we both know is what I really want with that extra excitement of chance thrown in.

Once the fee gets to 80 and up, then I'm normally going for a sure thing and skipping the massage.

Yeah agree with all that in theory. Used to be a guy on here called LL (no relation to LLP afaik) who had this mantra that you paid 20/30/40 for hr/topless/b2b. Ive tried (though often failed) to follow that rule. Given that you’d probs extend to 50/60 for owo/fs. Even that though means you’re paying 90 for 30 and its not usually that good. At the end of the day if you want vfm sex with a hooker fbsm probably shouldnt be your thing I guess

[sparkus]

Yes and no. 

The going rate for FS seems to be 60-80 on top if the initial fee .  I don't do 30 min. Sessions and the 4 times a massage has gone to FS I'm lucky if its 20 mins at the end of time I've already paid for. Hopeless vfm to me but I will continue to take it up occasionally.

An extra 20-40 seems to me to be an acceptable price for what we both know is what I really want with that extra excitement of chance thrown in.

Once the fee gets to 80 and up, then I'm normally going for a sure thing and skipping the massage.

It's precisely that abysmal cost (i.e. £100+ for a fuck) which deters me.  I've had FS in shops etc. but I've never paid much for it (and in most cases it's been at same cost as HE/b2b, the famous "if she likes you" line on here).

Given the amount of shops I visit on a regular basis, if I had to part with £100+ each time then it'd be worse than a coke habit.

[Mothball15]

I used to have a regular in London who I saw over 4yrs. One day she tried to charge me £100 just to take her bra off. I said no and never went back.

[sparkus]

I used to have a regular in London who I saw over 4yrs. One day she tried to charge me £100 just to take her bra off. I said no and never went back.

I'm guessing there was a debt involved?

[Mothball15]

I'm guessing there was a debt involved?

No debt at all from both parties. I think she was seeing how far she could go £ wise. Pity as she was good at her job, but £100 to show her tits!!!

[Nick1974]

So I had a massage with Andi. She’s also got massagemeinlondon advert much more useful

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Arrangement

Easy to book. Wanted outcall but ended up with incall. Brief txt exchange - asked for naturist £130 and she confirmed quickly.

Appointment

Nice place, with studio downstairs. She answered the door smartly dressed in a top and leggings. She’s probably I reckon a size 12ish so not for those of u who like tiny girls. But you can see from the first she has quality tits (more of those later).
Massage was on a nice table in the studio, I stripped down and she asked me if I wanted her nude from the start, to which I said yes. 

Nice music, and best but for once a quality massage. Nice long strokes, mix of hard and soft and very sensual. She’s not tall and given her tits plenty of brushes of them even tho she said no b2b.

Turned over nicely hard and she very nicely then massaged be rock hard - allowing me to stroke her ass as she did it. No actual penetration but stroked her pussy briefly as she made me cum. Now back to those tits - they were of the right size and height which meant I got the pleasure of cumming just over one of them ! She was a bit taken a back but was fine with it. After a brief clean up she finished with 10 mins of head masage which was a great way to relax.

Would recommend - only issue was in bookibg as she seems quite busy. Was tough to get our call which I definitely prefer.





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[stampjones]

So I had a massage with Andi. She’s also got massagemeinlondon advert much more useful

External Link/Members Only

Arrangement

Easy to book. Wanted outcall but ended up with incall. Brief txt exchange - asked for naturist £130 and she confirmed quickly.

Appointment

Nice place, with studio downstairs. She answered the door smartly dressed in a top and leggings. She’s probably I reckon a size 12ish so not for those of u who like tiny girls. But you can see from the first she has quality tits (more of those later).
Massage was on a nice table in the studio, I stripped down and she asked me if I wanted her nude from the start, to which I said yes. 

Nice music, and best but for once a quality massage. Nice long strokes, mix of hard and soft and very sensual. She’s not tall and given her tits plenty of brushes of them even tho she said no b2b.

Turned over nicely hard and she very nicely then massaged be rock hard - allowing me to stroke her ass as she did it. No actual penetration but stroked her pussy briefly as she made me cum. Now back to those tits - they were of the right size and height which meant I got the pleasure of cumming just over one of them ! She was a bit taken a back but was fine with it. After a brief clean up she finished with 10 mins of head masage which was a great way to relax.

Would recommend - only issue was in bookibg as she seems quite busy. Was tough to get our call which I definitely prefer.





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130 for a topless wank??? I mean we’ve all overpaid when listening to little brain, but seriously 

[Nick1974]

Lol

Depends what you want 130 for a good sensual massage with her naked I think that’s pretty good - cheaper ones out there for sure if you want oriental but I like to be able to talk to the masseuse lol.

Agree tho is you just want a fuck and go that’s cheaper I guess.

[shant999]

Columbia Mia in Hammersmith does a very good B2B, inc HR. Not sure about oral, somehow I doubt it's available.

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I did try her some time back, but it was no the same girl, massage was still very well delivered by the alternative who was a little older and deflated chest.

[Jonestown]

130 for a topless wank??? I mean we’ve all overpaid when listening to little brain, but seriously 

£130 for a wank from what looks like a typical polish farmers wife - no thanks !

[angelicxx1990]

A few reviews and a question.

A few mixed experiences recently:

Massage shop on Archer Street:
- Jenny: very sexy Chinese girl, 20s, slim, amazing body. £40 for naked HR followed by OWO, CIM with some mutual masterbation and plenty of touching. She got nicely wet while I fingered her and was grinding my hand while sucking. 8/10 review.
- Cici: attractive Chinese girl, late 20s, slim but not as hot as Jenny. £30 for HR. Not great technique but still fun. 5/10
- Cherry: Chinese girl, mid 20s, slim. Great body but not so hot face. £30 HR. OK technique, but not very friendly. 4/10

Massage shop on Peter Street:
- Sherry: very sexy Chinese girl, 30s, slim, awesome tits. £90 (yes I know!) for topless HR with prostate massage. Really amazing technique. Not rushed, and brought me to amazing orgasm. Mixed feelings - massage and cum was amazing, but £90 is excessive. Might go back as really was great.

So, any other soho massage places that offer prostate massage. Ideally with a toy (I'd take my own) but fingers ok. Or is a walk-up the best bet?

Angelicxx

[sparkus]

Glad someone's supplying gen, was getting bored with the regulars.  Is that Be Health you mean?

I've paid 90 before but it was some serious lengthy RO on a MILF on Goodge Street.

Not had prostate in Soho myself but on the edges Everwells have done it occasionally (like five times in five years).

I was thinking that I need to game 2018 - so a 'Soho Challenge', all shops in Soho and a report back on each. 

[stampjones]

Hey angelicxx - thanks for the info. Peter st was always over priced but the archer street gaff got a bit of a bad rep a while ago for rip off tarts - good to hear it seems to have gotten better again. 40 for owo/cim is good pricing

[beastmaster]

A few reviews and a question.

A few mixed experiences recently:

Massage shop on Archer Street:
- Jenny: very sexy Chinese girl, 20s, slim, amazing body. £40 for naked HR followed by OWO, CIM with some mutual masterbation and plenty of touching. She got nicely wet while I fingered her and was grinding my hand while sucking. 8/10 review.
- Cici: attractive Chinese girl, late 20s, slim but not as hot as Jenny. £30 for HR. Not great technique but still fun. 5/10
- Cherry: Chinese girl, mid 20s, slim. Great body but not so hot face. £30 HR. OK technique, but not very friendly. 4/10

Sorry £40 for HR/OWO/CIM sound ridiculously cheap by any standards - and a first post as well !! Either you're a Brad Pitt lookalike or a tout !!

Massage shop on Peter Street:
- Sherry: very sexy Chinese girl, 30s, slim, awesome tits. £90 (yes I know!) for topless HR with prostate massage. Really amazing technique. Not rushed, and brought me to amazing orgasm. Mixed feelings - massage and cum was amazing, but £90 is excessive. Might go back as really was great.

So, any other soho massage places that offer prostate massage. Ideally with a toy (I'd take my own) but fingers ok. Or is a walk-up the best bet?

Angelicxx

[beastmaster]

angelicxx, £40 for HR/BBBJ/CIM sounds ludicrously cheap - and on a first posting as well !! Either you're a Brad Pitt lookalike, or a tout!!

[stampjones]

angelicxx, £40 for HR/BBBJ/CIM sounds ludicrously cheap - and on a first posting as well !! Either you're a Brad Pitt lookalike, or a tout!!

Maybe, but all the other info he gives seems accurate and definitely not overblown. Of course pricing is whatever you can negotiate but I believe him.

[Mothball15]

Angelicxx -Do you mean sherry from natural health?

[Titti Tatti]

I was thinking that I need to game 2018 - so a 'Soho Challenge', all shops in Soho and a report back on each.

If Stampjones is up for the challenge I'll run a book.   Need to get those Fantasia loyalty cards stamped And dated for each one.  Is this open to the whole forum? One prize for first to complete. And the second for the best negotiator. Go for it.

[Titti Tatti]

angelicxx, £40 for HR/BBBJ/CIM sounds ludicrously cheap - and on a first posting as well !! Either you're a Brad Pitt lookalike, or a tout!!

Angelic are you saying this is all you paid, or extras? You don't say how long you booked each for?

[stampjones]

If Stampjones is up for the challenge I'll run a book.   Need to get those Fantasia loyalty cards stamped And dated for each one.  Is this open to the whole forum? One prize for first to complete. And the second for the best negotiator. Go for it.

Mate I would be so up for that but I have funding issues just now. I have cash but am suddenly in a position where its no longer accessible without her indoors finding out. Hence the reduced number of reports from me recently. Also I have met a super hot babe on SA and so what I do have I’m spending on her for now. I’ll still go for it but I wouldnt bet on me to finish this side of 2020 unless I bag the ruromillions tomorrow!

[stampjones]

If Stampjones is up for the challenge I'll run a book.   Need to get those Fantasia loyalty cards stamped And dated for each one.  Is this open to the whole forum? One prize for first to complete. And the second for the best negotiator. Go for it.

Need to define “soho” for this. I’d say trafalgar sqauare in the south, regent street west, charing cross road east and oxford street north. One point for a report. One bonus point if you’re first report of the girl on this thread, two bonus points if you are the first mention of a shop on here. As I’m not participating (euromillions notwithstanding) I’ll keep score (unless you want to TT as it was your idea)

[sparkus]

Need to define “soho” for this. I’d say trafalgar sqauare in the south, regent street west, charing cross road east and oxford street north. One point for a report. One bonus point if you’re first report of the girl on this thread, two bonus points if you are the first mention of a shop on here. As I’m not participating (euromillions notwithstanding) I’ll keep score (unless you want to TT as it was your idea)

Yes, that's my definition of Soho, would hate to miss out on those Chinatown shops! Fitzrovia is pushing it though, would need an extra year!

Let's check in in January and see if we can pace ourselves, financially.

[Titti Tatti]

 

Not to take this too seriously the reason why I tried Fantasia (wrong side of road?) is because you don't have to deal with rip off pricing.  I now realise I've never had fbsm in Soho because of poor reports on here.  That and the walk ups taking precedence.

[sparkus]

Not to take this too seriously the reason why I tried Fantasia (wrong side of road?) is because you don't have to deal with rip off pricing.  I now realise I've never had fbsm in Soho because of poor reports on here.  That and the walk ups taking precedence.

Fantasia just squeaks in, would be rude to not include it really.

So on this in the new year (he says, nursing a pint with empty balls after a regular).

[angelicxx1990]

Glad someone's supplying gen, was getting bored with the regulars.  Is that Be Health you mean?

I've paid 90 before but it was some serious lengthy RO on a MILF on Goodge Street.

Not had prostate in Soho myself but on the edges Everwells have done it occasionally (like five times in five years).

I was thinking that I need to game 2018 - so a 'Soho Challenge', all shops in Soho and a report back on each.

Yes, it is Be Health. Slightly tatty rooms, but the service was worth it!

[angelicxx1990]

Hey angelicxx - thanks for the info. Peter st was always over priced but the archer street gaff got a bit of a bad rep a while ago for rip off tarts - good to hear it seems to have gotten better again. 40 for owo/cim is good pricing

The price was way high, but I needed something and after a massage couldn't be arsed finding somewhere else. Despite the price, I have to say the extras were so good I might go back.