Mini-tour courtesy of London travelcard.
1)---
OK, was itching for an FBSM with some serious upside so headed for
Lucy @ "Osterley girls" in Chiswick (reviews aplenty)
Made my way to Chiswick High Road and lovely it was too in the sunshine.
Got to the side-entrance on
Homefield Rd and rang the bell. Door opened "as if by magic" so I stepped in and turned to see a 4/10 face on a petite, average figure, B- cups and a little pot on her belly. The girl didn't seem to speak much English and after the descriptions here I was expecting someone more upbeat and pretty. I asked if she was Lucy and she looked at me blankly.
She led me into the nicely decorated but low-ceilinged cubby that was the "treatment" room and I asked again if she is Lucy and she walked out of the room to the kitchen area, disappearing out of view then coming back. I asked again "Are you Lucy" and she again looked at me blankly.
I said "Sorry, I was expecting Lucy" and then made for the door.
As I walked away I got a shirty text from the receptionist asking why I left. I told her I was expecting someone prettier and called Lucy and the woman there didn't seem to go by that name. She said it is Lucy but I wasn't interested.
2)---
Walked back to Turnham Green tube past a couple more legit looking massage shops and wondered where to next. Headed for
58 Shepherd's Bush Rd to try out
Relaxation Oasis. Found Mimi and Nancy there, both slim Chinese around the 30 yrs mark, neither appeared to be packing more than As. Mimi was about 5'5" (maybe in heels, didn't notice), slimmer, slightly prettier face with a darker complexion (5.5/10, perhaps Southern China, petite features?) but a bit of a sour disposition as I asked if I could see the other available girl too. Nancy is maybe 5'2" (in a pretty Summer dress showing classier taste than Mimi) with a plainer face, pale complexion,peach-blush cheeks (5/10).
Passed on both and walked on to...
3)---
Organic Hammersmith a couple of doors down towards Shepherds Bush. The 40-something receptionist in a red cheongsam had yellowed, capped teeth and spoke passable English. She was eyeing me warily as I asked the prices and types of massage on offer. No attempt to woo my custom and say how she had lovely ladies. Walked.
Had a quick look down Goldhawk Rd but avoided Moonflower based on previous reports and the lack of activity through the window. Was wracking my brain because I was sure one of you had mentioned an EE place around this neck of the woods but couldn't find it in the threads...
4)---
Headed for Notting Hill and
Westbourne Grove to... Forever Health which had a real cutie of a 1st Gen English Chinese on reception. She was keen to get me to book but I couldn't enquire about the ladies working as there was an old white lady doddering out of the treatment rooms as we spoke. She chatted to the receptionist as I waited and waited... fortunately I caught sight of the 2 ladies in the back and they weren't much to look at, both in their worn, late 30s or more. They both looked at me with eager to trade eyes but I walked. (No Bonnie Tyler on this soundtrack.)
5)---
Headed for
Praed St to try some of the shops I'd not used, starting with
Natures Way. The tubby, sweet Chinese receptionist was friendly enough, her English a little faltering. I asked who was available and she said 2 European girls (others busy), I asked if I could see them and she called out the first "Laura" who is a real cutie; early 20s; 5'5"; honey, shoulder-length blonde; lovely, angular face; trim body hidden under a fashion T and fitted jeans; probably only Bs underneath. Stupid little brain kicked in and I said yes.
Ch-Chinggg!!!
30 for 30 
As she led me downstairs I passed a treatment room where a tall blonde was sitting tapping her phone in the dim light, probably a size 10/12 but otherwise in good shape judging from her profile.
Laura's English is quite good so conversation wasn't a problem (small town Romanian, doesn't like the hordes of people here in London, speaks Italian and German, graduate in Economics and Finance). She didn't miss a beat when she came back in and found me butt naked, face down on the table. Sadly, whilst the chat was ok, the rest wasn't. Massage wasn't soft but lacking in skill. No sensuality. She unceremoniously plopped the bottle of baby oil between my thighs. Oil applied copiously everywhere. Credit to her she worked my back, arms, hands and legs in about 15 mins before asking me to turn over. Asked if I was "going to ask for more from her" so I enquired what was on offer. HE, topless or
naked. I asked how much for naked and she replied "
100"
I said "Maybe next time". She laughed, I said "What?", she said, "I meet so many like you, I know that face". to which I thought "If you know you've just blown it why the fuck don't you counter offer?". But she made no attempt to reduce her rate. She did later suggest HE would be less (like I wouldn't know!) but I said I wasn't interested. Further credit to her we continued to chat about the difficulty of her getting a real job that paid enough, no point going back to Romania for most anything as she could earn more doing massage here. Whilst she talked she continued to massage my legs, frequently reaching up to my waist and bumping my flaccid dick out the way. She must've realised she'd fucked any chance of extras from me but was trying to get a bit of interest going. I just hope she's more of a clue with her lovers; what a waste!
At the end she suggested a shower and i asked if she had a hot towel instead. She offered the dry towel on the bench.
After I dressed and was headed back up to street level I saw a FAF brunette coming down the stairs in a halter top baring a toned tum and holding some pert As. She had a shy air about her but she smiled and thanked me as I paid compliment to her awesome body. She gave me a look of interest after we passed, she didn't just dismiss me (like Laura had) with a CBA attitude. Will try to find out her name and see what her batter-bartering skills are like.
6)---
So, having struck out with the sexy but frigid Laura I called the expedition quits and rewarded myself with a dip in the welcoming well of
Sophia at Well Health. She's just back from a month in China and tanned from the London Sun. She recognised me and welcomed me in the room with a FK. As soon as I'd showered she got naked and we were quickly at it, nipple sucking, FK, me diddling her clit, she slow wanking me, RO made her come quite quickly (we only had 30 mins) and again before she beckoned me into her. I thought I was going to get at least another out of her as I teased her with some varied thrusting but her hot, wet puss was working wonders on my frustrated cock so I popped soon after she did.
25+40 and Job done!
