London massage shop mini reviews

[stampjones]

I spend a fair but of my time these days in massage shops but I only review a tiny percentage. The main reason is that I generally dont have enough interesting or different information to make a full review worthwile. On the other hand there is definitely some information that is useful to get out there: if the shop does extras, name of girl, cost etc. I imagine there may be others out there with the same idea so I thought it might be an idea to have a thread like the soho walkups thread but for massage shops. This isnt meant to preclude full reviews where that is worthwile, but where you had a run of the mill bog standard £20 tug, it might be useful info to mention it here.

Hope it proves useful

sj

[stampjones]

Elegant - gerrard street (next to everwell) - 2nd floor in hair salon
Girl - Bo
Didnt really expect anything here. £33 for an hour plus £30 for mediocre topless tug job. Girl is young and pretty hot with medium size bolt ons. Ok service. May go back if nothing else around.

[stampjones]

Warren street hair/beauty salon. Dont remember the name but jusr up from pret on the other side of the road
Couple of rooms downstairs. Fairly hot indian masseuse. Wasnt offered anything despite a couple of leg strokes that went all the way up. Didnt ask for anything. May do next time. No shower though so not easy to get the oil off

[stampjones]

China five elements - 35 artillery lane
Girl - tanya or tara i think. Romanian. Very hot body - mid twenties. Got topless HE for £40 (plus 30 for 30)which is a tad expensive for me. She asked for much more. So-so effort and so-so massage but fuck was she hot

[Sameer14]

Good idea... have you visited fantasia at Charing Cross road ?

[stampjones]

Good idea... have you visited fantasia at Charing Cross road ?

Yep - even did a real review of maria there. Always had a pretty positive experience and i like that it has standard pricing - 20 HE, 40 B2B and none of the bargaining crap

[markythestud]

Wellbeing near Kensington High Street is usually good. £50 for B2B. I usually do a mutual massage there too. Give the girl a treat.

[Ozy84]

Golden finger spa on kilburn high rd

Seen Alex a mixed race girl, £30 for b2b and he. Nice looking girl a change from the orientals. All the girls offer extras here, couple of nice looking ee's as well.

Good idea on the thread by the way. 

[paulelite1]

Golden finger spa on kilburn high rd

Seen Alex a mixed race girl, £30 for b2b and he. Nice looking girl a change from the orientals. All the girls offer extras here, couple of nice looking ee's as well.

Good idea on the thread by the way. 

I might check this place out next week. Was looking for a change from orientals. I've used Natural ways baker street a few times. £20 he and £30 b2b

[Cricketer15]

I visited Mia last year and she was very professional amd friendly. She's well reviewed on herethough not for a while i think.
Paid £90 for 1 hr naked b2b  though strictly nothing more than hand relief to conclude.
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[kewrghwr]

Golden health junction Road archway. £25 for 30 mins massage. Two hotties on the desk but the mid forties sour-puss doing the massage (candy?)would not take less than £40 for B2B. Pretty standard masssge and he

[stampjones]

Golden finger spa on kilburn high rd

Seen Alex a mixed race girl, £30 for b2b and he. Nice looking girl a change from the orientals. All the girls offer extras here, couple of nice looking ee's as well.

Good idea on the thread by the way. 

Hadnt heard of this one, cheers - defo will give it a try

[vt]

China five elements - 35 artillery lane
Girl - tanya or tara i think. Romanian. Very hot body - mid twenties. Got topless HE for £40 (plus 30 for 30)which is a tad expensive for me. She asked for much more. So-so effort and so-so massage but fuck was she hot

Plenty of hot Roms will suck & fuck for less than that!! 

I fuck this model runway stunner for £60 when she's in MK...

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[joe diddley]

Plenty of hot Roms will suck & fuck for less than that!! 

I fuck this model runway stunner for £60 when she's in MK...

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That may be true but a lot of guys who go for FBSM go for two aspects of the experience, at least when delivered well, that those hot Roms (and enjoy those too) won't give you.

(1) A very good massage. Most FS girls couldn't massage their way out of a paper bag. For some of us this is important.
(2) The will-she-won't-she element that is there in many massage encounters. It is the thrill of the chase that also attracts many FBSM enthusiasts.

[Moneyd]

Liking the thread.

Most places I've been to are reviewed or on here.

If you see Christina/Victoria at Wellbeing I tend to get a decent bj (owo) and fk for £40. Although I've been a bunch of times so her usual rate is £50! I also got fs for £55 once. She usually charges much more for that but I think she was quite horny that day and I scratched an itch for her.

[Jonestown]

The will-she-won't-she element that is there in many massage encounters. It is the thrill of the chase that also attracts many FBSM enthusiasts.

Not sure that applies to members of this forum where there does seem to be a high expectancy of fs or at least a bj in every massage encounter.

[joe diddley]

Not sure that applies to members of this forum where there does seem to be a high expectancy of fs or at least a bj in every massage encounter.

I imagine that's right. Many, however, are likely to be disappointed. For the majority of those offering sensual massage the limit is clothed massage with hand relief or, for a little extra, topless hand relief with some allowance for tit fondling and sucking. Part of the thrill for FBSM afficionados (who are something of a breed apart) is trying to get your masseuse to go further beyond those limits. There are of course some masseuses who are "sure things" with regard to oral or FS but then for the FBSM connoisseur it isn't necessarily as much fun once the WSWS (will she, won't she) element is removed.

[Davesorento]

Really interesting thread and one I'm following quite enjoyably.
I'm a fan of the FBSM, as full service isn't what I'm after, so the thrill of not knowing what will be on offer is a big part of it. Although, the likelihood that you get a rough masseuse when the booking is taken a stunner is quite high... the only real guarantee I like is knowing they're not fugly or crazy!

Struggling to find  good service near Chancery Lane, I know there are a few providers nearby but most have poor reviews on here! Any tips welcome! Was tempted by Sante nearby, but again, mixed reviews.

[stampjones]

Struggling to find  good service near Chancery Lane, I know there are a few providers nearby but most have poor reviews on here! Any tips welcome! Was tempted by Sante nearby, but again, mixed reviews.

Not sure if this is helpful but I went to a place about a year ago a few times which had some really hot EE giirls near there. Anout 40 for b2b I recall.
Cant remember the name of place but if you go down grays inn road from the tube station and go over the first main road (clerkenwell road?) then just on the right is the place. Its easy to miss but if you go much more than 5/10 metres farther down grays inn road then you have missed it.
Like I say, not been for a year but it was good. May give it another go myself now youve reminded me
Theres also a place a little bit along clerkenwell road (going right from the grays inn road junction) which is bog standard chinese soho fare, and another chinese place a bit farther down grays inn road on the right (entrance on a much smaller street - green painted) which in my experience has ok girls but is a bit of a rip off. Theres also a place at the top of leather lane but i have no info on that

[Jonestown]

Not sure if this is helpful but I went to a place about a year ago a few times which had some really hot EE giirls near there. Anout 40 for b2b I recall.
Cant remember the name of place but if you go down grays inn road from the tube station and go over the first main road (clerkenwell road?) then just on the right is the place. Its easy to miss but if you go much more than 5/10 metres farther down grays inn road then you have missed it.
Like I say, not been for a year but it was good. May give it another go myself now youve reminded me
Theres also a place a little bit along clerkenwell road (going right from the grays inn road junction) which is bog standard chinese soho fare, and another chinese place a bit farther down grays inn road on the right (entrance on a much smaller street - green painted) which in my experience has ok girls but is a bit of a rip off. Theres also a place at the top of leather lane but i have no info on that

The first place you mention, by the traffic lights, is Elements I believe, an outpost of the Kenway Road Earl's Court outfit, has had some great girls at times.

[sparkus]

Really interesting thread and one I'm following quite enjoyably.
I'm a fan of the FBSM, as full service isn't what I'm after, so the thrill of not knowing what will be on offer is a big part of it. Although, the likelihood that you get a rough masseuse when the booking is taken a stunner is quite high... the only real guarantee I like is knowing they're not fugly or crazy!

Struggling to find  good service near Chancery Lane, I know there are a few providers nearby but most have poor reviews on here! Any tips welcome! Was tempted by Sante nearby, but again, mixed reviews.

Dr Health on Leather Lane? Not been for a while but it's 100% cert of B2B in there.

[Rupert]

Dr Health on Leather Lane? Not been for a while but it's 100% cert of B2B in there.

Place has been closed for the last 3 weeks, apparently issue with the owners licence.

[sparkus]

Place has been closed for the last 3 weeks, apparently issue with the owners licence.

It's same owner as 77 Middlesex Street, who also has a new joint round the corner from there.  More mature ladies.

[stampjones]

The first place you mention, by the traffic lights, is Elements I believe, an outpost of the Kenway Road Earl's Court outfit, has had some great girls at times.

Cheers mate - Im a bit crap with names!

[stampjones]

I imagine that's right. Many, however, are likely to be disappointed. For the majority of those offering sensual massage the limit is clothed massage with hand relief or, for a little extra, topless hand relief with some allowance for tit fondling and sucking. Part of the thrill for FBSM afficionados (who are something of a breed apart) is trying to get your masseuse to go further beyond those limits. There are of course some masseuses who are "sure things" with regard to oral or FS but then for the FBSM connoisseur it isn't necessarily as much fun once the WSWS (will she, won't she) element is removed.

I dont think thats neccessarily true. For me Ive mostly done massages recently whereas in the years before I was 100% punts. Im not sure exactly why this is. Partly I think cos that is where the asian scene is these days and I prefer those girls. Partly as you say with regard to it being different. But also because in my old age Ive become a lazy fucker and its just easy to get in the room, strip, lie down and wait to get tugged off. Whatever the actual reason, one thing is for sure: I seem to be willing to accept service from "girls" who do massage who I wouldnt even contemplate booking for a punt. So strange, but certainly, although there is truth in what you say, I dont think its as simple as you imply.

[stampjones]

On the "bit crap with names" theme, there's a place just east of old street station (just along from the horns strip pub) which I went to recently bur who's name I actually looked at so I would remember for here but instantly forgot (body balance maybe?). All the usual older chinese women. HJ and B2B offered for 20/40 (after negotiation). Crap service followed on from underwhelming massage. Avoid. Girl was called yoyo (i think)

[Titti Tatti]

On the "bit crap with names" theme, there's a place just east of old street station (just along from the horns strip pub) which I went to recently bur who's name I actually looked at so I would remember for here but instantly forgot (body balance maybe?). All the usual older chinese women. HJ and B2B offered for 20/40 (after negotiation). Crap service followed on from underwhelming massage. Avoid. Girl was called yoyo (i think)

If I'd had one more glass of wine I'd have been in there last night. Has been a few disparaging reviews on here.

[kewrghwr]

Mia from Osterley girls at Northfields. Flat above a pub, no issue at 11am but not sure I'd be too keen later on once people hanging around outside smoking and so on. Girl is not the youngest but trim and with a friendly attitude. Superb erotic massage stroking my arse and balls from the word go, clambered all over me and let me give her ro in 69 position while she wanked me off. Came so hard. Best of these punts I've had. She works tues and thurs £60 for 30 mins External Link/Members Only

[Rupert]

It's same owner as 77 Middlesex Street, who also has a new joint round the corner from there.  More mature ladies.

Its not the same owner Gracie use to be a partner with Elese but now Gracie runs 77 Middlesex and the one around the corner but not Leather lane.

[SamLP]

Went recently to this place in Hendon. First time visit.
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It's a ladies hair salon on the outside, but stairs inside leading down to the massage parlour. I found out at the end that it has a side entrance to avoid going in through the salon.

I think there are two girls who work there. When I went, there was one called Lisa.
Friendly, ok face, nice body and what looked like some DD tits, although I can't be sure. She had a low cut top and black leggings as they all seem to wear.

Paid up. Was told having a shower would cost £3 so I opted out. She tried to upsell the body scrub massage which consists of half hour body scrub and half hour massage but I also opted out.

Massage was actually quite decent and it was also obvious that extras may be on offer as she constantly rearranged the towel, brush against my balls, took off the towel, halfway through the massage she got a hot towel and cleaned my body and then arse. Turned around and she arranged the towel so it rested next to my erection to keep it up. Brushed close by while still massaging. As I said the massage was actually decent. Eventually she asked if I wanted anything else I wanted to massage so I asked her what she offered. She whispered a hj for £20 and £40 to take her top off. I was only interested in the hj, and she let me touch her over her clothes so I squeezed her arse while she played with my nipples and wanked me off. Not sure how far she will go and if she offers b2b and more extras as I never asked.
Overall a decent experience from a nice girl. The only problem was she was working alone that day, so the phone rang a few times and she took the calls very briefly. Apart from that, I would still return when in the mood for a massage and hj.

[sparkus]

Its not the same owner Gracie use to be a partner with Elese but now Gracie runs 77 Middlesex and the one around the corner but not Leather lane.

Ah, OK.  Gracie? Thought was just Grace.

[IndianMilfLover]

Warren street hair/beauty salon. Dont remember the name but jusr up from pret on the other side of the road
Couple of rooms downstairs. Fairly hot indian masseuse. Wasnt offered anything despite a couple of leg strokes that went all the way up. Didnt ask for anything. May do next time. No shower though so not easy to get the oil off

This wasn't that 'Wonder Herbs' place on Fitzroy Street (just to the side of Warren Street beyond the Pret) was it mate?

[stampjones]

This wasn't that 'Wonder Herbs' place on Fitzroy Street (just to the side of Warren Street beyond the Pret) was it mate?

No, as I remember if you walk back to warren st from there and cross over the road then turn right its just a bit along there. Looks like a bog standard hair salon. Massages are hidden away downstairs.
Its actually on warren st itself

[IndianMilfLover]

Ok mate, thanks. I'll have a wander next week, do enjoy the Indians.

[Dibble]

Great thread. Useful for those of us who only sometimes head into the big city.

Looking forward to contributing when I get the chance.

[stampjones]

Ok mate, thanks. I'll have a wander next week, do enjoy the Indians.

Cheers mate. Let me know if you get any joy. Would definitely like to give the one I saw a shot

[webpunter]

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5 mins walk from Clapham Junction - heading east.  High class it ain't.  But a 50 quid rub & tug it is.  Perfect for a pit-stop on the way home if its on your train line.  Have been maybe 5-6 times.  A 2 burd set-up.  You can book ahead.  Constant rota so don't expect the same one twice.  Bumping into other punters has happened a couple of times if this bothers you

[Hotandfun5]

Any good places in Aldgate, whitechaple
Good idea on the thread

[Inajeep]

Went to Natural Balance near Baker Street.  Some Romanian girl, cutish, massage not that bad but no indication of anything at 45min.  I have been there before, and clear what is on offer.  During the massage, she excused herself to go get water and made many noises during the massage trolling for an inquiry.  She said she hurt herself and was all dramatic.

When I asked what was on offer, she sort of got upset saying she had a bad experience during the week but wouldn't expand on what happened. 

 

I asked her what she felt comfortable with; she said topless and HJ.  I said fine and then she gave me this sob story about how she neeed 50 for it, which is a bit silly.  I know I was being played, but was sick of negotiating.  Her HJ was very good, she had nice boobs, but gave not emotion into it, like a robot.  But, it did the job.  Yet, be careful of who you get here.

[stampjones]

Any good places in Aldgate, whitechaple
Good idea on the thread

There was one at the bottom of commercial street but was closed last time I went by so not sure if that was a one off or not. Went a couple of times and it was ok (30/40 for 30 mins plus b2b) and the girls were both ok (under 20). One hinted more might be on offer if i returned but I never did.

Also if you walk up middlesex street there are a few places clustered around the junction of wentworth street.

[stampjones]

The previous post reminds me of a place I went to a few weeks ago and forgot to report. It doesnt actually have a name that I could see but its on Toynbee street close to the junction with wentworth street. I think its recently taken over from an old fabric shop cos the old sign is still there with massage signs tacked on top. 30/40 for 30 min massage & b2b with super hot EE girl. Massage quality wasnt great but when your sucking a magnificent pair of young D cup tits, you might not care. Went back later to try and see her again but she seems to have vanished. Other girls looked ok too. All in their 20s and EE

[joe diddley]

I dont think thats neccessarily true. For me Ive mostly done massages recently whereas in the years before I was 100% punts. Im not sure exactly why this is. Partly I think cos that is where the asian scene is these days and I prefer those girls. Partly as you say with regard to it being different. But also because in my old age Ive become a lazy fucker and its just easy to get in the room, strip, lie down and wait to get tugged off. Whatever the actual reason, one thing is for sure: I seem to be willing to accept service from "girls" who do massage who I wouldnt even contemplate booking for a punt. So strange, but certainly, although there is truth in what you say, I dont think its as simple as you imply.

I think you have a good point there. I guess my post was intended as a bit of a corrective to those who think that £60, £80 or whatever "just for a wank" is a waste of money. Those of us who go for FBSM enjoy much more of the experience than "just the wank", though of course that is part of it.

[stampjones]

I think you have a good point there. I guess my post was intended as a bit of a corrective to those who think that £60, £80 or whatever "just for a wank" is a waste of money. Those of us who go for FBSM enjoy much more of the experience than "just the wank", though of course that is part of it.

Yeah you're definitely right there. We're not blessed with unlimited reserves of cash so we must getsomething out of it
I was thinking some more about what you said and I think Ifirst started going cos I wanted a real massage because I had issues with my back. I went to a reasonably quiet little shop that a (female) friend had recommended - I genuinely was not expecting what happened next! Maybe since then Ive been searching for that moment again

[joe diddley]

Yeah you're definitely right there. We're not blessed with unlimited reserves of cash so we must getsomething out of it
I was thinking some more about what you said and I think Ifirst started going cos I wanted a real massage because I had issues with my back. I went to a reasonably quiet little shop that a (female) friend had recommended - I genuinely was not expecting what happened next! Maybe since then Ive been searching for that moment again

That's great. Probably the holy grail of massage experiences, though the irony is that it can't ever be attained once our innocence is lost and we know that extras are indeed on offer at some massage places. Can I ask what did happen next?

[stampjones]

That's great. Probably the holy grail of massage experiences, though the irony is that it can't ever be attained once our innocence is lost and we know that extras are indeed on offer at some massage places. Can I ask what did happen next?

Pretty bog standard viewed from todays perspective (as a seasoned FBSM guy) but from there, as you say the holy grail.

She massaged my back pretty well. Had towel over my arse. She asked if I wanted legs done and I said yes so again good job. She started at my calves snd moved up, pushing the towel up around my arse cheeks so that her fingers were right up there (still just on my legs though). By this time I was rock hard. She asks if I want to turn over. Im in a bit of a conundrum as I have a raging boner but she doesnt really wait for an answer snd shoves a pillow under my head. She starts massaging the tops of my legs getting right up to the groin and her fingers are definitely brushing against my balls. She catches my eye and I kind of apologise and she says thats okay baby, you want me to take care of that. I paid some outrageous amount and got a hj but the whole thing was so powerful That my legs were shaking. I was pretty much hooked from there on in.

[bigben911]

Cheers mate. Let me know if you get any joy. Would definitely like to give the one I saw a shot

Me too

[walras]

Excellent thread and I share the views of the posters who enjoy the "will she, won't she" aspect. A couple from the last year or so, so I can't recall names of the girls... In both places I asked for a one hour strong massage.

HNM Beauty Centre on Goodge Street - decent premises, shower, Chinese staff. Perfunctory massage, lots of CC swipes etc to facilitate a price negotiation. Started at £100 for naked, I offered £20, agreed on £30 for HJ - nothing sensual about it. Crap greedy attitude and poor service, would not return. It sounds like Fantasia on Charing Cross Road have sorted out this pricing nonsense for extras.

Thai Harmony on Goodge Steet - "proper massage", small rooms but good atmosphere. Really pleasant, excellent massage, but nothing above and beyond. Would definitely return, just for the massage.

Planning to try out Forever Health on Windmill Street

[joe diddley]

Planning to try out Forever Health on Windmill Street

Pretty sure that you'll find 'extras' on offer there.

[sparkus]

Had some great times in Forever Health, but noticed the rates went up and quality went down. Once had amazing service from stunner for 30 quid.

[FrankieS]

Great thread gentlemen. I used to frequent the massage shop on windmill street. Very hit and miss. The best session I ve had there was with a chinese girl name Linda. Very hot, mid 20s, petite. Great all rounder - b2b for £60. Allows light fingering and kissing. Only two catches, one the rooms dint all have showers, and two, when I tried to book her last month, they did a bait n switch. If anyone can find our whrn she works I'd appreciate it!