'Linda' - New Siam Massage, Croydon - AVOID! AVOID!

[NickA]

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I couldn't post this in 'reviews' as I walked. But here's some info: New Siam is an old-school knocking shop on the Brighton Rd, Croydon. Been around for at least 10 years. The quality of women in there has been very variable/poor in recent years. But this week they sunk to a new low.

Phoned earlier this week for an emergency dump-and-run. Was told 'Linda' was working and to call round in 30 mins. i was obviously the first punt of the day. Turned up as soon as I could and was let into the flat by a maid. She sent me upstairs where I waited for a few minutes. And waited.

Eventually I heard plodding footsteps on the stairs, the bedroom door creaked open and I was confronted by a tiny, wizened pensioner in stockings and suspenders and a shapeless negligee - I'd put her age at 60 minimum. She had a short curly blonde wig perched lopsided on her head and when she opened her mouth to speak I could see there were several teeth missing.

I stifled a laugh, made my excuses and left.

You have been warned.

[Jjsmith76]

Ive been there many times - nothing like ghat ever happened to me. I agree the quality is variable though. Have had some good cheap punts here.

[Sinz]

Did you enquire if there were any other WGs after seeing her, before u left ?

[peter296]

Have you had any good punts there before? I have been interested in it, but with it being very far from where I live, and the (unflattering) pictures on the site, have always shied away from it

[NickA]

Have you had any good punts there before? I have been interested in it, but with it being very far from where I live, and the (unflattering) pictures on the site, have always shied away from it

Yeah, many, especially around 2010 and 2011. Then it went rapidly downhill. There was a great girl called Lydia working there before Christmas, gone now. Check my review on this site

[peter296]

Yer I saw your review. Shame she is gone from there. Would have went if someone like that works there. And who looks decent at least

[rebelsurge]

She may come back. The Thai girls in this establishment seem to come from the North of England where they work in hospitals as nursing assistants or cleaners, come South earn a few quid and return to a normal job and then return when money is short.