External Link/Members OnlyI couldn't post this in 'reviews' as I walked. But here's some info: New Siam is an old-school knocking shop on the Brighton Rd, Croydon. Been around for at least 10 years. The quality of women in there has been very variable/poor in recent years. But this week they sunk to a new low.
Phoned earlier this week for an emergency dump-and-run. Was told 'Linda' was working and to call round in 30 mins. i was obviously the first punt of the day. Turned up as soon as I could and was let into the flat by a maid. She sent me upstairs where I waited for a few minutes. And waited.
Eventually I heard plodding footsteps on the stairs, the bedroom door creaked open and I was confronted by a tiny, wizened pensioner in stockings and suspenders and a shapeless negligee - I'd put her age at 60 minimum. She had a short curly blonde wig perched lopsided on her head and when she opened her mouth to speak I could see there were several teeth missing.
I stifled a laugh, made my excuses and left.
You have been warned.