Olivia, Herbal Clinic, Cricklewood

[Dead Wood]

The latest stop on my quest for the ultimate erotic massage, and my first visit one of those ubiquitous Chinese places, which are everywhere in London. (What is the social history of these places? Why are they always run by the Chinese? Is it like Italian knife sharpening businesses? Or French men selling onions? I want to know. Does everyone know what actually goes on in the back? Do lots of people use them for the advertised legitimate services? Does anyone actually buy the ‘herbs’? Do I really care…?)

I was in Cricklewood (not generally recommended). I sneaked into the Herbal Clinic, which is just by the station. I paid £45 for an hour, the madam showed me to a little massage room, I showered, Olivia knocked and walked in. The classic EE sex worker cutie, IMHO. At Bunnies in the Elephant and Castle, I whip my boxers off and it’s game on from the start. Here, I was uncertain – there was a draconian, grammatically challenged sign on the back of the door forbidding sexual services, which made me wonder. So I kept my bits covered. But after ten minutes I asked the question – her answer was to the point. £20 for a happy ending, nothing else on the menu. When I was on the vinegar strokes I asked her if she would do it topless next time - £10 extra.

Pros:
- Slim and pretty
- Boobs looked potentially amazing
- An impressive, comprehensive massage
- Warm and friendly place

Cons
- Minimal erotic content. I like to major on the CC swipes, the anticipatory touches.  And the happy ending was a bit lacking in finesse.
- £65 for the hour. I was in and out in less than 60 mins. So a bit pricy.

But Olivia is smoking hot. I like being tossed of by a smoking hot young woman. And reception was super friendly. So this place gets the green light from me.

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[earlgreyman]

The latest stop on my quest for the ultimate erotic massage, and my first visit one of those ubiquitous Chinese places, which are everywhere in London. (What is the social history of these places? Why are they always run by the Chinese? Is it like Italian knife sharpening businesses? Or French men selling onions? I want to know. Does everyone know what actually goes on in the back? Do lots of people use them for the advertised legitimate services? Does anyone actually buy the ‘herbs’? Do I really care…?)

I was in Cricklewood (not generally recommended). I sneaked into the Herbal Clinic, which is just by the station. I paid £45 for an hour, the madam showed me to a little massage room, I showered, Olivia knocked and walked in. The classic EE sex worker cutie, IMHO. At Bunnies in the Elephant and Castle, I whip my boxers off and it’s game on from the start. Here, I was uncertain – there was a draconian, grammatically challenged sign on the back of the door forbidding sexual services, which made me wonder. So I kept my bits covered. But after ten minutes I asked the question – her answer was to the point. £20 for a happy ending, nothing else on the menu. When I was on the vinegar strokes I asked her if she would do it topless next time - £10 extra.

Pros:
- Slim and pretty
- Boobs looked potentially amazing
- An impressive, comprehensive massage
- Warm and friendly place

Cons
- Minimal erotic content. I like to major on the CC swipes, the anticipatory touches.  And the happy ending was a bit lacking in finesse.
- £65 for the hour. I was in and out in less than 60 mins. So a bit pricy.

But Olivia is smoking hot. I like being tossed of by a smoking hot young woman. And reception was super friendly. So this place gets the green light from me.

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Who doesn't? eh? 

Thanks for the review. I've visited this place with positive results in the past. This place is very conspicuous, being on the main stretch overlooking Cricklewood station. Not ideal for some. What did Olivia actually look like? Face, hair, skin tone?  Polish, Czech, Romanian, Hungarian, etc - all  have very different looks. Slim & pretty is always good though hehe

There are some reviews on here that allude to clients getting more than the standard H.E at HC (see mine), but I guess YMMV depending on who you end up with. They also seem to change their roster daily, so the chances of meeting your fav lady again are slim, if you don't return quickly enough. 

I guess the Chinese have the monopoly on these 'herbal' shops because it's traditional Chinese medicine, just like the Thai's have specialist massage & reflexology shops. To get the trading license from the council, all they need to show is that they're a legit health shop and not a brothel; a massage being for health purposes only with strict rules on no sexual activity (lol) - hence the sign disclaimers in the rooms/gumtree adverts, etc - to cover their ass (pardon pun).

Everyone knows what these places do and it's a very rare place that don't have girls that do extras, but this place certainly does.

[Dead Wood]

hello matey - you make some interesting comments about these places. Thanks.

i've just tracked back on UKP about this place (which i didn't do before) and saw a positive review of a slim, big breasted Romanian girl with a cute mouth who offered a BBBJ.  Olivia was 'italian' but i would have guessed at Romanian.  i suspect it might have been the same girl.  I should have been more bold - i would have happily paid for that service. Even though it makes it all bloody expensive.

i wonder if these girls generally work elsewhere - and offer FS. I would love to give Olivia a proper pounding. I guess - again - 'if you don't ask you don't get'.

[Fully Sated]

Some of the previous reports about this place:

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=110845.msg1291158#msg1291158
www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=119185.msg1364694#msg1364694
www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=120280.msg1373791#msg1373791
www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=87177.msg1068132#msg1068132

[earlgreyman]

hello matey - you make some interesting comments about these places. Thanks.

i've just tracked back on UKP about this place (which i didn't do before) and saw a positive review of a slim, big breasted Romanian girl with a cute mouth who offered a BBBJ.  Olivia was 'italian' but i would have guessed at Romanian.  i suspect it might have been the same girl.  I should have been more bold - i would have happily paid for that service. Even though it makes it all bloody expensive.

I wonder if these girls generally work elsewhere - and offer FS. I would love to give Olivia a proper pounding. I guess - again - 'if you don't ask you don't get'.

No sweat mate. Always good to provide intel on these types of places, as most offer borderline good services 90% of the time. I think in general this place seems like one of the better ones in NW (imo). On top of the basic massage fees, yeah the prices can stack up quick, even for vanilla services, and I think that booking a proper WG would end up cheaper and better. I do like the 'will she, won't she' aspect to these punts, it's been said many a time - but like any form of gambling, it becomes an expensive hobby.

I definitely think "Olivia" is more than likely Romanian; dark skinned, slender and pretty is a stereotypical Romanian look. I, like a lot of guys, tend to like this gypsy/dusky look, but sadly in a lot of my punting experiences rarely were great, but that's another story. Most Romanian ladies that I've met over the years, speak 2, 3 languages, so could pass for a more western Mediterranean European - Italian or Spanish, or even Indian!

Like you say, if you don't ask, you won't get. Good luck and let us know if you meet her again and have your wicked way!? 

[welby]

Ive met Olivia in Bunnies once, she gave me a wonderful massage much better than samantha, with lots of cc swipes and cock worship, does anyone know whether she still works in Bunnies....

[76shen]

Ive met Olivia in Bunnies once, she gave me a wonderful massage much better than samantha, with lots of cc swipes and cock worship, does anyone know whether she still works in Bunnies....

where's Bunnies

[Fully Sated]

where's Bunnies

Apparently it is somewhere near the Elephant and Castle:

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[Dead Wood]

There is indeed a girl called Olivia working out of Bunnies Massage (near the elephant and castle) but she is a different Olivia to this one. Just for the sake of clarity.

Bunnies Oivia is a magician when it comes to manipulating your 'gentleman's particulars'.  amazing.

[Dead Wood]

I went back yesterday. She took her top off at the end for`£10 extra. Tiny pert boobies with wonderful nipples. Like wine gums. Which she let me chew on. Fabulous. Chewing sticky out nipples could be my new favourite hobby. And she gave me a much more sensual happy ending. Stroking and caressing. Sexy. She would be a sensational fuck.  I asked if she would suck me off.  Sadly the answer was ‘no’.  But maybe she meant ‘not yet’. Fingers crossed! ☺

[earlgreyman]

I went back yesterday. She took her top off at the end for`£10 extra. Tiny pert boobies with wonderful nipples. Like wine gums. Which she let me chew on. Fabulous. Chewing sticky out nipples could be my new favourite hobby. And she gave me a much more sensual happy ending. Stroking and caressing. Sexy. She would be a sensational fuck.  I asked if she would suck me off.  Sadly the answer was ‘no’.  But maybe she meant ‘not yet’. Fingers crossed! ☺

Well done on getting them bitties out! Just hope she sticks around a while longer... 

[Goldenpaul44]

Hey there just joined ukp I seen this clinic opposite b@q not been there yet but did Olivia have tats as I do love tats on a female