External Link/Members OnlyI'd had my eye on Darcy for a while because I do like petite women. I couldn't find any reviews on her on here, but decided to take a punt on her anyway.
Made the booking and comms with Premium were spot on as usual. Venue was a terraced flat in Gateshead just out of low fell.
Rang the door bell which was answered promptly by Darcy hiding behind it as is usual. First impressions were very good, Darcy is facially very attractive and she has a lovely petite figure whilst maybe a touch on the skinny side but still sexy.
We went into the bedroom and I got undressed whilst she left to stash the paperwork. When she came back in I lay on the bed and gestured for her to join me, which she did, but her body language and overall demeanour was less than encouraging. She flopped down on the bed and started to complain that she was suffering from a hang over. Considering this was early evening I thought to myself wtf? I went to kiss her but I could tell she wasn't interested, so I started kissing down her body and slowly pulled her pants down as she just lay there. I then thought a bit RO might get things going, but although she did make some whimpering noises, she still just lay there. I then asked if we could 69 as that's my favourite thing, to which she sighed and said I'd have to put a condom on. Okay I thought, if I must. I lay back and she climbed over me positioning her rather nice pussy over my face which I proceeded to lick, and I must confess was clean and tasted very nice. However, Darcy didn't seem to grasp the concept of 69 as not once did she put my now rubbered cock in her mouth. She brushed her mouth against it a few times but it never went in.
At this point I thought, fuck it, I'll just shag her and blow my load. So she jumped off and I prepared for entry, but Darcy started to moan on about her boyfriend then how hungry she was. Then when she finally shut up I'd lost the horn and the fact that she was putting in zero effort I just decided to cut my losses and call it a day.
All in all a very disappointing punt which was a pity because Darcy is physically very sexy but unfortunately also very lazy.