Darcy Premium

[Beefjerky]

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I'd had my eye on Darcy for a while because I do like petite women. I couldn't find any reviews on her on here, but decided to take a punt on her anyway.

Made the booking and comms with Premium were spot on as usual.  Venue was a terraced flat in Gateshead just out of low fell.

Rang the door bell which was answered promptly by Darcy hiding behind it as is usual. First impressions were very good, Darcy is facially very attractive and she has a lovely petite figure whilst maybe a touch on the skinny side but still sexy.

We went into the bedroom and I got undressed whilst she left to stash the paperwork. When she came back in I lay on the bed and gestured for her to join me, which she did, but her body language and overall demeanour was less than encouraging. She flopped down on the bed and started to complain that she was suffering from a hang over. Considering this was early evening I thought to myself wtf? I went to kiss her but I could tell she wasn't interested, so I started kissing down her body and slowly pulled her pants down as she just lay there. I then thought a bit RO might get things going, but although she did make some whimpering noises, she still just lay there. I then asked if we could 69 as that's my favourite thing, to which she sighed and said I'd have to put a condom on. Okay I thought, if I must. I lay back and she climbed over me positioning her rather nice pussy over my face which I proceeded to lick, and I must confess was clean and tasted very nice. However, Darcy didn't seem to grasp the concept of 69 as not once did she put my now rubbered cock in her mouth. She brushed her mouth against it a few times but it never went in.

At this point I thought, fuck it, I'll just shag her and blow my load. So she jumped off and I prepared for entry, but Darcy started to moan on about her boyfriend then how hungry she was. Then when she finally shut up I'd lost the horn and the fact that she was putting in zero effort I just decided to cut my losses and call it a day.

All in all a very disappointing punt which was a pity because Darcy is physically very sexy but unfortunately also very lazy.

[walking dead]

Sounds fucking awful.
So you didn't actually blow your load ? I have never had a punt and not came.  No matter how bad it was !

I would demand a refund.

[Born to punt]

Have you complained to agency

[PlasticGeordie]

Sorry to hear she was so shit. She sounds like a total piss taker. Definitely a case for a refund. Have you contacted the agency ?

[RandyMarsh]

That's piss poor that! It's quite insulting that she thinks she can waste peoples well earned money with no effort at all and terrible craic! Shame because it's clear she has a cracking body.

I hope you made a complaint, you deserve a heavily discounted booking at least, and I hope your next punt is a positive experience.

[Premium-Escorts]

First time I've posted... excuse me if it's short and sweet.

Would you text me or private message me. I'm happy to give you a free booking with a girl of your choice. Sorry you didn't have a good time. 

Darcey is very new to the industry.

Juney. Xx

[Mansell]

Thanks for your review, totally justified. She will either have to improve dramatically or quit. We'll have to see ??

[Slaine]

Darcey is very new to the industry.

Juney. Xx

... and???

That comment is totally piss poor. Good that you offer a freebie but there is absolutely no excuse for her attitude.

Let me see ....  I'll become a taxi driver but can't be arsed to know where to take the PAYING CUSTOMERS.
In fact they can fuckin drive themselves while I sit on my lazy huffy arse in the back!!!!

[Anna Rebecca May]

... and???

That comment is totally piss poor. Good that you offer a freebie but there is absolutely no excuse for her attitude.

Let me see ....  I'll become a taxi driver but can't be arsed to know where to take the PAYING CUSTOMERS.
In fact they can fuckin drive themselves while I sit on my lazy huffy arse in the back!!!!

I think June just means she's very new to the industry so she's not had much feedback for her yet and been able to have a word with her of standards, I don't think she's saying that's the reason she was bad or it's an excuse. I appreciate what you're saying but don't think June meant it like that. If she was being defensive of her to the point of accepting her behaviour she wouldn't offer a free booking xx

[Tiger63]

They never had this problem when UB was posting for them

[Kev3773]

They never had this problem when UB was posting for them

 

[the game]

Thanks for the review mate. Sounds truely awful, I had been very tempted with Darcy as I find her pics really nice looks like you have saved me some.money 

I think that is a great gesture from Juney as way of recompense

[Slaine]

From their own description of her:

"Darcy is a young but experienced escort who knows exactly what you want.
She's fun, flirtatious and ready to fulfil your wildest fantasies.
Very open minded, she loves to try new things and always aims to satisfy your deepest desires."

Aye fuckin whatever   

[Looking4fun]

They never had this problem when UB was posting for them

trust you

[Beefjerky]

Sounds fucking awful.
So you didn't actually blow your load ? I have never had a punt and not came.  No matter how bad it was !

I would demand a refund.

No mate, it's the first time I've not blown on a punt. Even on the poor EE WG punts I've had I still managed that.

Fair play to Premium though, it's good to know that service providers are taking note of reviews

[baresi]

From their own description of her:

"Darcy is a young but experienced escort who knows exactly what you want.
She's fun, flirtatious and ready to fulfil your wildest fantasies.
Very open minded, she loves to try new things and always aims to satisfy your deepest desires."

Aye fuckin whatever   

spot on