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External Link/Members OnlyWell, where do we start with this one....

the weirdest punt to date...
Since kinky Kate, doesn't answer emails and only works Thursday's, I was a bit stuck and feeling horny. Found myself with a couple of calls in chez Vegas so had a look on AW.
The above caught my eye as I'd seen her profile on viva S, and tbh I was swung by the great big tits... I know know, I left my boob glasses at work, that's my excuse...
Anyway, coms were decent and straight forward and rocked up for 30 mins at this flat nr lidl on the outskirts of chesterfield. Free parking opposite down a side street, job done...
In I went and met Elizabeth, a polish lady, who clearly is nowhere nr 40 but id read previous reviews on here so expected what I saw....I reckon on mid fifties....
Well. No makeup, dressing gown open and a white tshirt was all that greeted me... Now, I probably should have walked, BUT, ha ha ha, her tits looked amazing through that tshirt.... Huge things.....
Well. Into the bedroom and she said, I need to finish my gag, ffs, so I sat on the sofa with her in her living room and this is where it all went, well a bit weird....
I got the fucking life story, husband died, family in Poland, she's doing this to pay for her daughters university.... All a bit sad really.... But I was there to fuck, not bloody feel depressed.... Christ.....I kind of felt sorry for the woman, but I was dying to empty my sack and see those bloody tits...
Anyway, she said, right in you go and strip off.... So I did, and she followed me in, and removed her tshirt...
Now, she has a proper tidy body it must be said and an unbelievable pair of tits....if she made an effort she would look half decent.... But must admit, she still looked fuckable for well 50 something....
Decent, owo, decent kissing, and a decent fuck tbh, usual positions, finished off, although at one point I had to stop and ask if she was ok, she looked in pain as I podged the life out of her. Anyway, finished off and continued to chat about how cruel life can be, Bloody Nora.....
Jesus Christ, came away thinking god, my life's not that bad...not what you want though when your trying to forget about your own woes, and you've shelled out £60
Deffo wouldn't return, but other than the life story and not making an effort in her appearance, it was ok..... Decent tits and body. Good fuck. Everything else about the experience was all a bit weird if I'm honest.....
I blame that bloody kinky Kate.....
Oh well.......
