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Offline NervousJ

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Well, where do we start with this one.... :unknown: the weirdest punt to date...

Since kinky Kate, doesn't answer emails and only works Thursday's, I was a bit stuck and feeling horny. Found myself with a couple of calls in chez Vegas so had a look on AW.

The above caught my eye as I'd seen her profile on viva S, and tbh I was swung by the great big tits... I know know, I left my boob glasses at work, that's my excuse...

Anyway, coms were decent and straight forward and rocked up for 30 mins at this flat nr lidl on the outskirts of chesterfield. Free parking opposite down a side street, job done...

In I went and met Elizabeth, a polish lady, who clearly is nowhere nr 40 but id read previous reviews on here so expected what I saw....I reckon on mid fifties....

Well. No makeup, dressing gown open and a white tshirt was all that greeted me... Now, I probably should have walked, BUT, ha ha ha, her tits looked amazing through that tshirt.... Huge things.....

Well. Into the bedroom and she said, I need to finish my gag, ffs, so I sat on the sofa with her in her living room and this is where it all went, well a bit weird....

I got the fucking life story, husband died, family in Poland, she's doing this to pay for her daughters university.... All a bit sad really.... But I was there to fuck, not bloody feel depressed.... Christ.....I kind of felt sorry for the woman, but I was dying to empty my sack and see those bloody tits...

Anyway, she said, right in you go and strip off.... So I did, and she followed me in, and removed her tshirt...

Now, she has a proper tidy body it must be said and an unbelievable pair of tits....if she made an effort she would look half decent.... But must admit, she still looked fuckable for well 50 something....

Decent, owo, decent kissing, and a decent fuck tbh, usual positions, finished off, although at one point I had to stop and ask if she was ok, she looked in pain as I podged the life out of her. Anyway, finished off and continued to chat about how cruel life can be, Bloody Nora.....

Jesus Christ, came away thinking god, my life's not that bad...not what you want though when your trying to forget about your own woes, and you've shelled out £60

Deffo wouldn't return, but other than the life story and not making an effort in her appearance, it was ok.....  Decent tits and body. Good fuck. Everything else about the experience was all a bit weird if I'm honest.....

I blame that bloody kinky Kate.....

Oh well....... :D






« Last Edit: November 03, 2016, 07:10:04 pm by NervousJ »

Offline PepeMAGA

haha, brilliant.
her life story sounds like it was penned by Morrissey.
great tits, but the age and maudlin chit chat would have me out the door.

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Are you sure you didn't get her mum haha

Great review matey to be fair those tits have caught my eyes too luckily chesterfield is a bit further than I'd go to quickly empty the sacks so I'm safe.

By the way I've had such a week, goldfish died, kids want want want, ex is kicking off about more maintenance, works killing me.....I'll pm you the full sad story now I know you've joined the Samaritans  :lol:

God bless her and all that sail in her  :D

Offline Dick Cheese

Top review mate  :lol:........damn I'm still tempted as she's literally just down the road from me and I'm a sucker for big tits. Errrr... :unknown:

Offline Turtle Z

I'm a sucker for a nice big pair of natural tits myself but thankfully I have Jimmy as my stunt double now; he goes in first.  :lol:

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Offline smithy_132

Looks like her daughter might have taken over the profile, earning her own money now  :lol: 25 yr old and down to a C cup, could be worth a visit.

Offline CoolTiger

Looks like her daughter might have taken over the profile, earning her own money now  :lol: 25 yr old and down to a C cup, could be worth a visit.

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Offline smithy_132

Feedback now hidden.

Never even clicked there as it is next to useless anyway. Will try and remember in future. Thanks CT.

Offline CoolTiger

Never even clicked there as it is next to useless anyway. Will try and remember in future. Thanks CT.

Always make a habit of clicking on her feedback, for 2 main reasons:

In case fb is hidden, or

Ignore the fluffy positve reviews, but read up any neutral or negative comments that punters may have left her.

Offline smithy_132

Always make a habit of clicking on her feedback, for 2 main reasons:

In case fb is hidden, or

Ignore the fluffy positve reviews, but read up any neutral or negative comments that punters may have left her.

Yes, I should know better, but even so, there is still a greater than 50% chance I will meet her anyway  :)

Offline thelizard

Now called "blonde beauty" same dog different gravy.