Stressed and desperately in need of a good punt, AW searches didn’t turn up the desired mix of looks and services HoD schedule didn’t get me excited so I decided to take a safe, albeit expensive option in the shape of agency and settled on £550 worth of Russian pussy.
Comms: Easy, texts with receptionist who knows my taste and recommended these two, I hoped at the time of booking that she wasn’t purely motivated purely by money as £250 for Caterina and £300 for Mariana is only £50 off the top price I have ever paid for hookers, ignoring the three EE strippers who stole the contents of my safe which I’d left open on a very drunk night in St Petersburg. She assured me they are worth it, look great and would deliver the advertised services: DFK, OWO, CIM, CIF plus protected sex and unlimited spaffing.
Fought a battle with myself on cost because fundamentally £200 is my upper limit for an hour, but after looking at the options decided to go for it, figuring that I had the cash and if they didn’t live up to expectations when I turned up I’d walk.
In my experience Russian birds are generally good looking with princess tendencies, the best deliver a great girl friend experience, the worst are cold as winter in Moscow, make you as welcome as Donald Trump at a feminist rally and disdainfully give the impression it’s a privilege to fuck them.
Catarina: 22, Russian, 5’8”, 34C-24-34, dark hair, brown eyes. £250.http://www.hot-collection.co.uk/escort/catarina4689
Mariana: 23, Russian, 5’8”, 34D-24-34 natural, dirty blonde hair, brown eyes. £300, looks to have a hint of Eastern, she certainly had a good portion of Yorkshire in her today.http://www.hot-collection.co.uk/escort/mariana
Location: Kensington Olympia tube and train station a few minutes walk, on street pay & display parking, highlight of the day was helping Molly from the Saturdays park her Merc behind mine, she’s stunning in the flesh and was very grateful. Modernish block, good sized flat, large working bedroom with ensuite shower room, co-incidentally on the same road as my most expensive punt.
Punting for me, not unusually is about attitude, looks and service and I needed a meeting that felt like they wanted to be snogging me, sucking my middle aged, albeit magnificent cock and were enjoying getting shagged by a bloke old enough to be their father.
I wanted these two to deliver, big time, to be fully engaged from the moment I walked in to when I reluctantly left, alas it wasn’t to be.
In the flesh the girls are breathtakingly good looking, photos are what you get in the room, tall, slim, beautifully formed, perfect make up, soft hair, Mariana in a slinky dress and heels, naked underneath, Catarina, who is taller, in lingerie but randomly, wearing fluffy, bear slippers, I seriously considered walking but they looked so good, this was going to be a great punt, right?
My entrance was awkward, the hall was pleasant and they looked great, greeted me with a kiss and led me to the bedroom ---- which was fucking roasting, tropical. I asked them to turn off the heater and open the windows as I was sweating like a Man U fan in the wrong end at Leeds.
We had a three way grope and snog before I went to cool off in the shower, On my return the mutual groping, snogging, stroking and kissing led to me removing their clothes and they removing my towel, leaving us naked near the wardrobe mirrors.
Naked they look spectacular, smell great and feel soft and silky, real hair, no daft extensions, Caterina's is nearly to her waist, she has a hard gym body, Mariana slightly less toned but still fabulous, they have small tits and arses that can only be described as awesome, fully shaved downstairs, tattoo and piercing free, model like.
Round one was a long, teasing, deep French kissing, groping, sensual blow job, deepish throat, plenty of attention to balls, no discovery below them, standing, then on the bed then standing until I shot my muck over their faces, mouths, tits and bodies. So far so good.
We cleaned up and had a short chat, I display my rudimentary Russian then pull them close to get me going again, which they do, then I rubber up and fuck them both, briefly in cowgirl and doggy and jackhammer away at the present incumbent whilst the other kisses me and tickles my bollocks. It’s going well until Caterina gives me a 15 minute warning. I’m flabbergasted, check my watch and there are actually 20 minutes to go and bizzarely whilst I’m balls deep in Mariana, we discuss if showering counts in the time, I forcibly make the point that at these prices it certainly doesn’t and start to lose wood.
I whip off the condom and get them to work to revive me orally, they kinda succeed but my heads gone and although I keep them at it until just past time, I can’t pop again and am thoroughly pissed off.
I clean up, deliberately slowly and leave 15 minutes over and they ask for my fucking number, saying they had a great time!
I had an average time, a Harrods priced punt that delivered Lidl quality, with a lack of full engagement, a bit of fake moaning and the cardinal sin of a 15 minute warning. They may be gorgeous and the agency are getting great feedback from punters who may be less demanding but they are charging top dollar and need to deliver better, fucking disgrace!.
I should’ve chatted Molly up….