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Author Topic: Catarina & Mariana: Hot Collection: Kensington Olympia: Gorgeous + underwhelming  (Read 2955 times)

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Stressed and desperately in need of a good punt, AW searches didn’t turn up the desired mix of looks and services HoD schedule didn’t get me excited so I decided to take a safe, albeit expensive option in the shape of agency and settled on £550 worth of Russian pussy.

Comms: Easy, texts with receptionist who knows my taste and recommended these two, I hoped at the time of booking that she wasn’t purely motivated purely by money as £250 for Caterina and £300 for Mariana is only £50 off the top price I have ever paid for hookers, ignoring the three EE strippers who stole the contents of my safe which I’d left open on a very drunk night in St Petersburg. She assured me they are worth it, look great and would deliver the advertised services: DFK, OWO, CIM, CIF plus protected sex and unlimited spaffing.

Fought a battle with myself on cost because fundamentally £200 is my upper limit for an hour, but after looking at the options decided to go for it, figuring that I had the cash and if they didn’t live up to expectations when I turned up I’d walk.

In my experience Russian birds are generally good looking with princess tendencies, the best deliver a great girl friend experience, the worst are cold as winter in Moscow, make you as welcome as Donald Trump at a feminist rally and disdainfully give the impression it’s a privilege to fuck them.

The girls:

Catarina: 22, Russian, 5’8”, 34C-24-34, dark hair, brown eyes. £250.

http://www.hot-collection.co.uk/escort/catarina4689

Mariana: 23, Russian, 5’8”, 34D-24-34 natural, dirty blonde hair, brown eyes. £300, looks to have a hint of Eastern, she certainly had a good portion of Yorkshire in her today.

http://www.hot-collection.co.uk/escort/mariana

Location: Kensington Olympia tube and train station a few minutes walk, on street pay & display parking, highlight of the day was helping Molly from the Saturdays park her Merc behind mine, she’s stunning in the flesh and was very grateful. Modernish block, good sized flat, large working bedroom with ensuite shower room, co-incidentally on the same road as my most expensive punt.

Punting for me, not unusually is about attitude, looks and service and I needed a meeting that felt like they wanted to be snogging me, sucking my middle aged, albeit magnificent cock and were enjoying getting shagged by a bloke old enough to be their father.

I wanted these two to deliver, big time, to be fully engaged from the moment I walked in to when I reluctantly left, alas it wasn’t to be.
 
In the flesh the girls are breathtakingly good looking, photos are what you get in the room, tall, slim, beautifully formed, perfect make up, soft hair, Mariana in a slinky dress and heels, naked underneath, Catarina, who is taller, in lingerie but randomly, wearing fluffy, bear slippers, I seriously considered walking but they looked so good, this was going to be a great punt, right?

My entrance was awkward, the hall was pleasant and they looked great, greeted me with a kiss and led me to the bedroom ---- which was fucking roasting, tropical. I asked them to turn off the heater and open the windows as I was sweating like a Man U fan in the wrong end at Leeds.

We had a three way grope and snog before I went to cool off in the shower, On my return the mutual groping, snogging, stroking and kissing led to me removing their clothes and they removing my towel, leaving us naked near the wardrobe mirrors.

Naked they look spectacular, smell great and feel soft and silky, real hair, no daft extensions, Caterina's is nearly to her waist, she has a hard gym body, Mariana slightly less toned but still fabulous, they have small tits and arses that can only be described as awesome, fully shaved downstairs, tattoo and piercing free, model like.

Round one was a long, teasing, deep French kissing, groping, sensual blow job, deepish throat, plenty of attention to balls, no discovery below them, standing, then on the bed then standing until I shot my muck over their faces, mouths, tits and bodies. So far so good.

We cleaned up and had a short chat, I display my rudimentary Russian then pull them close to get me going again, which they do, then I rubber up and fuck them both, briefly in cowgirl and doggy and jackhammer away at the present incumbent whilst the other kisses me and tickles my bollocks. It’s going well until Caterina gives me a 15 minute warning. I’m flabbergasted, check my watch and there are actually 20 minutes to go and bizzarely whilst I’m balls deep in Mariana, we discuss if showering counts in the time, I forcibly make the point that at these prices it certainly doesn’t and start to lose wood.

I whip off the condom and get them to work to revive me orally, they kinda succeed but my heads gone and although I keep them at it until just past time, I can’t pop again and am thoroughly pissed off.

I clean up, deliberately slowly and leave 15 minutes over and they ask for my fucking number, saying they had a great time!

I had an average time, a Harrods priced punt that delivered Lidl quality, with a lack of full engagement, a bit of fake moaning and the cardinal sin of a 15 minute warning. They may be gorgeous and the agency are getting great feedback from punters who may be less demanding but they are charging top dollar and need to deliver better, fucking disgrace!.

I should’ve chatted Molly up….





You are loco  :wacko: amigo 500 hundred a prossie has more chance of getting shit from a rocking horse then getting that sort of money from me  :hi:

You are loco  :wacko: amigo 500 hundred a prossie has more chance of getting shit from a rocking horse then getting that sort of money from me  :hi:

I often pay £200 each for a duo BM, this was more expensive and they were like models but the punt was shit....

Offline Mario7769

It's already such a major gamble when you go out on a vanilla punt to encounter a girl that doesn't make you feel like absolute shite after you've left, that such a huge amount of money for 2 girls and the same deal is unfathomable to me. My hat's off to you for taking such a plunge...  :hi:

It's already such a major gamble when you go out on a vanilla punt to encounter a girl that doesn't make you feel like absolute shite after you've left, that such a huge amount of money for 2 girls and the same deal is unfathomable to me. My hat's off to you for taking such a plunge...  :hi:

My favourite punt is two girls for an hour, I don't fancy a 15 minute pump and dump, different strokes and all that.

I feel depressed about it but like a gambler I'll be back out again to expunge it from my memory, the next one is always going to be awesome, right?

Offline webpunter

I hoped at the time of booking that she wasn’t purely motivated purely by money as £250 for Caterina and £300 for Mariana is only £50 off the top price I have ever paid for hookers, ignoring the three EE strippers who stole the contents of my safe which I’d left open on a very drunk night in St Petersburg
:lol:

which was fucking roasting, tropical. I asked them to turn off the heater and open the windows as I was sweating like a Man U fan in the wrong end at Leeds.
:lol: :lol:  Serves the scum right for daring to venture onto hallowed ground

Reckon the agency owe you a discount on the next booking.  Do they have any idea of who you are ?  Obviously not.  How very dare they !  Won't take em long to see on here

Offline Paolo dw

That Mariana looks magnificent. But it does seem that generally speaking the fitter the bird, the poorer the service. I wonder what these £500+ girls are like that you find in places like this http://www.kingleyinternational.com/ and some of the other 'elite' agencies

That Mariana looks magnificent. But it does seem that generally speaking the fitter the bird, the poorer the service. I wonder what these £500+ girls are like that you find in places like this http://www.kingleyinternational.com/ and some of the other 'elite' agencies

I had some cracking punts with some stunners so it's not always true, some of the great looking Russians definitely think they are God's gift mind.

Noel & Angelina, £600 each on that Kingley site were my most expensive one hour UK punt when they were £300 each on Hot Collection, fucking gorgeous but the service wasn't on a par with Lucia or Caroline. The best mix of great looks, attitude and top service for me was Tess/Kayah.

£300 Russian agency girls can be either really good or bad. Must be time to meet a good one soon!

Have me eye on a few but just can't be arsed to take the risk. Best waiting for my sure thing friend to return soon!

£300 Russian agency girls can be either really good or bad. Must be time to meet a good one soon!

Have me eye on a few but just can't be arsed to take the risk. Best waiting for my sure thing friend to return soon!

Emma at Hot Collection - went up to £300, now back down at £200 is worth your Lizzies S&B, very nice for the discerning gent, or Amy....
« Last Edit: October 11, 2016, 08:40:01 PM by Yeboahsleftfoot »

Thanks for the tip. Yup looks like someone I should see. And a good price!

Offline hendrix

Sorry to read that YBL. They look great but attitude trumps all for me and they're obviously shit on that count. And personally, if I wanted a pump and dump, I'd never pay for one. Each to their own though as you say. Better luck next time!

Once again thanks for your numerous contributions. I've always wanted to try a Russian WG but your comments about attitude have put me off. Have you seen Lara at Maxes?

Offline punther

sorry it was a shit punt mate

but on a positive note i think you might actually be the richest punter in the world   :thumbsup:

Offline webpunter

sorry it was a shit punt mate
An occupational hazard when you're at it frequently

but on a positive note i think you might actually be the richest punter in the world   :thumbsup:
A spreadsheet to be filed away safely / online etc would make for some interesting reading year-on-year  :D

Once again thanks for your numerous contributions. I've always wanted to try a Russian WG but your comments about attitude have put me off. Have you seen Lara at Maxes?

Lara is a mate of the now departed [from Maxes] Melissa who delivered a girl friend experience immediately before break up and was coked off her head, Lara looks morose at best in her pics, I wouldn't risk her Clarkey - Emily was very good....

An occupational hazard when you're at it frequently
A spreadsheet to be filed away safely / online etc would make for some interesting reading year-on-year  :D

My one year UKP anniversary is later this month, I might produce a summary....

Offline punther

An occupational hazard when you're at it frequently

very true, higher chance of coming in contact with trash

A spreadsheet to be filed away safely / online etc would make for some interesting reading year-on-year  :D

i used to keep a spreadsheet but stopped as it began to scare me a little after a while looking at the numbers  :wacko:

Very rough calculationon on YBLF: roughly 70 reviews @ £200 a pop = £14k

if he was a 15 min punter like myself that would 280 reviews.......DAMN i need to make more money  :D

sorry it was a shit punt mate

but on a positive note i think you might actually be the richest punter in the world   :thumbsup:

Thanks for the sympathy punther, there are plenty of lads using Max's, Hamiltons, Sugarbabes, Saucy etc. and the more expensive EE girls spending much more than me, I just share my experiences, like you do, in the spirit of the site.

very true, higher chance of coming in contact with trash

i used to keep a spreadsheet but stopped as it began to scare me a little after a while looking at the numbers  :wacko:

Very rough calculationon on YBLF: roughly 70 reviews @ £200 a pop = £14k

if he was a 15 min punter like myself that would 280 reviews.......DAMN i need to make more money  :D

I fear you undercooked it punther, the majority of punts were duos and a few 90 minutes, I'll tot it up when I need a shock.

Lara is a mate of the now departed [from Maxes] Melissa who delivered a girl friend experience immediately before break up and was coked off her head, Lara looks morose at best in her pics, I wouldn't risk her Clarkey - Emily was very good....

Cheers, I think Melissa is now at Sugarbabes, same girl?

http://www.sugarbabesinternational.com/female-escorts/arabella

Offline webpunter

Cheers, I think Melissa is now at Sugarbabes, same girl?
http://www.sugarbabesinternational.com/female-escorts/arabella
Crikey,  she looks fit-as.  Often wondered how much shopping with the agency burds.  I prefer natural pics

Offline punther

Thanks for the sympathy punther, there are plenty of lads using Max's, Hamiltons, Sugarbabes, Saucy etc. and the more expensive EE girls spending much more than me, I just share my experiences, like you do, in the spirit of the site.

yh completely understand you mate

atm i don't even dream of going anywhere near those agencies that you(and some others) use as my money isn't on that level yet, but still i do enjoy reading your review as they are fantastically written


yh completely understand you mate

atm i don't even dream of going anywhere near those agencies that you(and some others) use as my money isn't on that level yet, but still i do enjoy reading your review as they are fantastically written

Thanks pal, just started a tot up and the first page is over ten grand, not sure if I want to carry on!

Why did they want your phone number?




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