'ITS_RUBY' (Enfield)

[Plan R]

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Comms:   Poor.  Ok at first call, but once I got to the post code it took 3 calls and 3 texts to get an answer
Location: Nice area, acceptable flats
Physical:  Possibly the girl in the pics but I strugle to think so. If it is then the pics are  a couple of
                years old
                Possibly 'baby damage' not an oil painting, voice of Arthur Mullard, Pussy needed a wash.

Services: No FK (to be fair it wasn't in her likes list), reasonable massage.
                I soon realised this wasn't going to be the best punt of all time, so I asked for a bit of face   
                sitting. Now I LOVE LOVE LOVE to lick a juicy pussy, but when she got over my face and I got a wiff of the offending item..........  I just looked at it for a while, then asked for another position. In the end I just wanked off over her tits while she stroked my balls. So basically I drove for 2hrs and paid 120 to have a wank.

I don't like giving -ve reviews, this would have been a neutral - but the smelly pussy is unacceptable. That and the general lack of engagement. This was more like the old 90s style 'Rub & Tug'
Also I believe one great service UKP offers is as an opportunity for members (heh) to caution other members when a punt didn't live up to the promise of the pics

The AW listing has (since this afternoon!) changed to West Sussex..who knows whats going on

Bit pissed off with myself at the moment as I've gone with a 0 feedback girl again. This is the second time in two months I've done this and had a very lack luster punt both times 

[Ludwig]

Sorry to read of your poor punt, but thank you for the heads up and taking the time to review this lass:



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[LL]

Bit pissed off with myself at the moment as I've gone with a 0 feedback girl again. This is the second time in two months I've done this and had a very lack luster punt both times 

So take a break from doing that for a little while and get the satisfaction back. I like to take such risks as when it goes well it's an excellent feeling. However, when doing such punts with unreviewed girls, more often than not, I leave very disappointed.

[pumps]

What a damn shame....you really shouldn't expect that from a British girl......

Body looks good, im temptes myself, I can see why, you took a gamble with her....nevermind it doesn't always pay off.

Thanks for reviewing

[dubhcarr]

Thanks for the review OP at this price point there are much better options. Sorry for your shocking punt I will save my hard earned..

[The_Don]

I've had punts and after I've left, I felt it would have been better, to stay at home, and not bothered. Or just booked a reg!

YMMV, with any W/G.

I've had some very good punts with W/G that had 0 feedback.

Punting is about taking chances. Some times it works out and other times not!

That Punting:


is wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid 

UKP can help better the odds in the punters favour. As members may be able to research a W/G (if info has been shared). Seeing what she like over time and if she fits the bill.

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I note on her profile, she been around since 2014 and currently has no feed back (on A/W) but has also hidden it.

The pictures being old, doesn't surprise me. I've punted W/Gs, that are still using the same pictures from 5+ years ago. They seemed to have stopped ageing or age in reverse   

                Possibly 'baby damage' not an oil painting, voice of Arthur Mullard, Pussy needed a wash.

 

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[Plan R]

Cheers gents.
The pics! The girl in them looks like a peach - pretty far from what I encountered.
So yes for my next few punts it will be good feedback WGs
 
Re the voice... this struck me as rough on the phone
I'm not posh by any means, but we pay for 'femininity' nice tits, skin, face, bum, 'presence'.. however you choose to define it
A 'geezer bird' voice detracts strongly from the femininity IMHO

Showing my age with the Arthur Mullard reference - thanks Don I had forgotten about that banging tune