Comms: Poor. Ok at first call, but once I got to the post code it took 3 calls and 3 texts to get an answer
Location: Nice area, acceptable flats
Physical: Possibly the girl in the pics but I strugle to think so. If it is then the pics are a couple of
Possibly 'baby damage' not an oil painting, voice of Arthur Mullard, Pussy needed a wash.
Services: No FK (to be fair it wasn't in her likes list), reasonable massage.
I soon realised this wasn't going to be the best punt of all time, so I asked for a bit of face
sitting. Now I LOVE LOVE LOVE
to lick a juicy pussy, but when she got over my face and I got a wiff of the offending item..........
I just looked at it for a while, then asked for another position. In the end I just wanked off over her tits while she stroked my balls. So basically I drove for 2hrs and paid 120 to have a wank.
I don't like giving -ve reviews, this would have been a neutral - but the smelly pussy is unacceptable. That and the general lack of engagement. This was more like the old 90s style 'Rub & Tug'
Also I believe one great service UKP offers is as an opportunity for members (heh) to caution other members when a punt didn't live up to the promise of the pics
The AW listing has (since this afternoon!) changed to West Sussex..who knows whats going on
Bit pissed off with myself at the moment as I've gone with a 0 feedback girl again. This is the second time in two months I've done this and had a very lack luster punt both times