External Link/Members OnlyFee: £120 for 1hr incall
Utter shite! Totally unprepared, not pretty and rushed what was a very limited service. Piss poor!
Note: Unaware of my UKP/UKE memberships
Summary in red at the bottomHaving been let down this week, I’d replaced the duo I had booked with another favourite, or so I thought. I had a great time with her, but just a day later, my blood had reached boiling point once again. An initial enquiry to one SP had resulted in a ‘no’ due to her being otherwise engaged that day. On-the-day bookings are rare for me, but Cody takes bookings by text, so early in the morning I fired an enquiry off to her. A few minutes later she confirmed she was free at the time I wanted and also sent the postcode. A quick confirmation and a booking made, easy as you like. I was looking forward to this....
.... and that’s where the problems seemed to start. First up I got a series of texts through the morning first telling me she was going to let my slot go as I hadn’t confirmed by return – I texted back to say we were still on. Then once I’d headed towards her place another text pops up – can we delay the meet by 15 mins due to a late client who’d been stuck in traffic because of an accident. A quick check of traffic revealed nothing of note anywhere nearby so I texted back to say the later start was OK. I arrived at the location, parked up and gave her a call – no issues, she just told me the apartment number and in I went, still looking forward to the sort of punt others have described. I had been warned that she can try and rush things, but I was prepared for that. The door was open so in I went to be greeted by Cody....
Not completely what I was expecting and it was at this point I probably should have walked. Why didn’t I? Well, some punts where you know you are perhaps taking a risk you go in prepared to turn smartly about, but this girl has several decent reviews so it never even entered my head that walking might be the best option. What was wrong? Well, no make-up and I can tell you, she’s not the prettiest without it. Wet hair tied up was another issue. Not dressed as the secretary I’d requested – just a black mesh dress, no stockings and no heels. For once I felt the better looking of the pair of us – she really had made no effort at all for me. Still, looks aren’t everything and there’s a decent shag to be had here, or so I thought.
A quick kiss to say hello and I bobbed into the shower. Out I came, dried off and went back into the room. She quickly pulled her dress off and we continued with the kissing – not DFK – before she urges me to lie on the bed. She goes down on me and starts a BJ which is quite slow (I was expecting a hammer and tongues job) before she comes back up and reaches for a condom. I try to stop her as I haven’t licked her pussy yet, but before I can do anything she’s torn the packet open and pulled it over my knob. Slightly alarmed I’m starting to think about how to manage this punt and that’s the problem, she’s switched me off completely.
She urges me to fuck her in mish, which I do and there’s plenty of dirty talk going on – the only real highlight of this punt. I fuck her hard for a few minutes (with her already urging me to cum) before deciding that a switch is in order and before heading for CG I make sure I get her pussy licked for about 20 secs before she’s on the move again. I lie back so she can climb on board for that CG, but, oh, what’s this? She’s trying to get the condom off! I try to stop her but she pushes my hand away and pulls it off then gets off the bed and kneels on the floor urging me to cum on her face. At this point I’ve already decided she ain’t doing anything for me so I just stand over her and wank myself off over her face.
A quick clean up and then she says ‘Should I switch the shower on for you?’ I thought she might offer round two, but in all honesty I’m gob-smacked by her shit service. I head for the shower, a quick rinse and then get dressed. There’s a bit of small talk, but I’m now trying not to engage her. She doesn’t even see me out – just a ‘See you again.’ Mind you, she was busy on her phone..... I head for my car thinking 'What a waste of money that was' and by the time I get in, just 28mins have passed since I got out of it.
Maybe I caught her on a bad day but she has a lot to learn and if she continues like that she'll be back at Sandy's. A girl has to learn that if a guy books an hour, she has to set her stall out to entertain for the hour. I can see why she's taken 30/45's off her availability - if she can get guys to pay for an hour and stay only half, she's quid’s in. I got the distinct impression the accident was squeezing someone else in before me and she needed rid ASAP because she had someone else coming. I’d been given the heads up about her rushing but I’ve never experienced anything like this and I’m no stranger to half hour parlour punts where you have to move things along – I still go through all of my routine – DFK, OWO, RO, sex in the usual three followed by a finish as I’ve planned it. In all honesty you shouldn’t have to manage a punt to the extent that was required here.
A shockingly bad punt, easily in my bottom 5 punts ever – indeed I can think of only two that were worse. Others have recommended, but my advice is avoid and see a girl who respects the amount of time a punter has paid for.
To summarise, I’d say the following:-
Venue – a nice apartment in a quiet cul-de-sac not far off the M6/East Lancs junction. Easy to find although parking was a bit tight.
Comm’s – all by text and were fine initially but then a load of texts asking for confirmation and changing the booking time. As I use a little punting phone, I had to stop half way there to go through them and work out what order they’d arrived in. I actually thought she’d cancelled at one point – what a pity she hadn’t!
WG – very difficult to relate the girl I saw to the girl in the pics on her AW profile. No make-up, wet hair that had been tied up, no heels and not dressed as a secretary. Nice enhanced boobs and she has a decent figure.
Services – basic kissing (not DFK), OWO, very brief RO, Mish, dirty talk and facial finish. All delivered in a manner that suggested she wanted rid of me PDQ.
Verdict – ABSOLUTE RUBBISH! I think of how a professional escort goes about things – Cody is the complete opposite. I’d gone with real expectations of discovering a real gem on my doorstep but the truth is the complete opposite. A rip-off and I won’t be going back. I’d advise anyone else to think very carefully about seeing her. tcm