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Author Topic: bubblypudi and alexcums (the chicken children)  (Read 4045 times)


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Offline Setodger

I initially made contact with Alex and comms where good. Was given the postcode (in Stockwell, a few minutes walk from the station) and we arranged the time.

Things all went down hill from here, when I called to say I was there Alex told me that she wouldn't be there for another 15 minutes.
I couldn't be asked to wait around so I made other plans whilst standing at the bus stop and called Pudi (she is in the same group as Alex). She was up for meeting but said that she was out of condoms and that her house mate had gone out with the keys and wouldn't be back for 10 minutes.

Being Horny I decided to give both girls the benefit of the doubt and wait around for a bit.
As I waited around I noticed 4 girls in the local chicken shop, 2 of them were Alex and Pudi.
I called Pudi and her phone went straight to answer machine, when I called Alex she looked at her phone and left it to ring.
after a few minutes Alex went to the flats upstairs, followed by the other 3.
I called Alex again, just to confirm my suspicions and she told me that she'd had just got in and I'd have to wait 5 minutes,
I could hear the others in the background, I told her I'd be walking and to enjoy her fried chicken.

Unless you want to be pissed about by girls who seem to think they are doing you a favour by even seeing you, AVOID!

https://www.adultwork.com/3365963 or https://www.adultwork.com/bubblypudi

https://www.adultwork.com/3448531 or https://www.adultwork.com/alexcums


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Offline Rockhard

Sound like a bunch of chavs. And Alexcums @ £140 ph. Pmsl
Banning reason: Threats of violence

Offline punther

What did they look like facially

Offline The_Don

At OP, thanks for sharing and its not good to have your time wasted

As for
Sound like a bunch of chavs. And Alexcums @ £140 ph. Pmsl

And chicken  :lol:


Offline alexcums

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Hi guys,  Alexcums here!

Just seen this post and want to tell you all that this is not exactly the true story!

I was out shopping because I wasn't busy at the time! Had a call from (don't know his name) to make a booking, I told him id be around 20 minutes because I was only in Brixton however, my sugar levels went low (I'm diabetic) therefore I had to eat but I got food in Brixton, this man never saw me in the downstairs chicken shop, I was upstairs trying to open the door with the keys I had but because my sugar levels were low and I was feeling drowsy it was hard for me to open it so I had to wait for the other girls to come back up stairs to help. I apologised to him for being late but I'm not exactly going to tell a client about my personal details. I asked him to wait another 5 minutes so that my sugar levels would go up and so that the other girls could come in because a client isn't allowed to come into the house the same time as the girls.


Much love
xoxoxoxxo

.... I apologised to him for being late but I'm not exactly going to tell a client about my personal details.....

you are not going to tell one client about your personal info
but instead post that info on a forum for all to read.prossie logic...   :dash:


Too weak to open the door because of blood sugar levels I ve read some bollocks on here from prossies but this takes the sugar laden biscuit

Though I reckon the OP had a result as they probably use the lemon wipes from the chicken shop as wet wipes

Offline Cunning Punt

I've never read so much bollocks - well since the last piss poor prossie excuse on this site!  :sarcastic:

I told her I'd be walking and to enjoy her fried chicken

Brilliant. Face it, love, you were rumbled and then trying to deny it and persuade punters of this bollocks is making you look very stupid.

This was the girl who said very firmly on her profile, in CAPS: "I DON'T SEE ANYONE OVER 30 PLEASE RESPECT MY WISHES".

Then a week later it was: "I DON'T SEE ANYONE OVER 40 PLEASE RESPECT MY WISHES".

Clearly dusty phone set in.  :sarcastic:

I was out shopping because I wasn't busy at the time!

Not surprising, given high price + poor attitude.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2016, 08:25:20 PM by Cunning Punt »

Offline punk

Hi guys,  Alexcums here!

Just seen this post and want to tell you all that this is not exactly the true story!

I was out shopping because I wasn't busy at the time! Had a call from (don't know his name) to make a booking, I told him id be around 20 minutes because I was only in Brixton however, my sugar levels went low (I'm diabetic) therefore I had to eat but I got food in Brixton, this man never saw me in the downstairs chicken shop, I was upstairs trying to open the door with the keys I had but because my sugar levels were low and I was feeling drowsy it was hard for me to open it so I had to wait for the other girls to come back up stairs to help. I apologised to him for being late but I'm not exactly going to tell a client about my personal details. I asked him to wait another 5 minutes so that my sugar levels would go up and so that the other girls could come in because a client isn't allowed to come into the house the same time as the girls.


Much love
xoxoxoxxo

Change Careers.  :sarcastic:

Offline Dicky

If you got food in Brixton, how come you were still low on sugar at your door? Dont tell me you were waiting to get home and then eat your food you were carrying despite the fact that you had low sugar and were feeling so faint that you could not open the door! At that point you would usually just take a bite of the food you got in Brixton  :rolleyes: 

Pure bullshit, this story.

Offline pumps

Pretty sure I saw her on the street the other day, bulky framed unit....but nice slutty face and big ass!.

shame shes a time waster, and overpriced for what it is

Offline Tonyleung

I normally like a box of hot wings after a shag...


damn that wish list LOL



I ve got an iPhone 6 I don't use I wonder if she will barter it for a couple of hours. Maybe even treat her like the'princess" she is and chuck in a take away nandos

Offline punther

.but nice slutty face and big ass!.


you've piqued my interest good sir.....

Offline pumps

you've piqued my interest good sir.....

probably abit too bbw for you.....

Offline punther

probably abit too bbw for you.....

you've dampened my interest good sir

Offline pumps

I ve got an iPhone 6 I don't use I wonder if she will barter it for a couple of hours. Maybe even treat her like the'princess" she is and chuck in a take away nandos

She'll like you then, I doubt shes used to eating chicken that hasn't been deep fried   :sarcastic:


Offline punther

:sarcastic:





in any pic when a arm is strategically placed across a tummy it always makes one wonder what secrets she is hiding  :sarcastic:

Offline pumps

in any pic when a arm is strategically placed across a tummy it always makes one wonder what secrets she is hiding  :sarcastic:

true, theres only so much photoshop can do before the woman starts looking fucking ridiculous and out of proportion like the girls in the the latina parlour pics  :sarcastic: :D

on another note....


Offline sirlean

You gotta remember, it does say she is 18. Can't really expect much at that age.

Offline pumps

You gotta remember, it does say she is 18. Can't really expect much at that age.

its always you sympathizing with the plight of a prossie  :sarcastic:

You gotta remember, it does say she is 18. Can't really expect much at that age.

you do fucking love a prossie dont you

prossies say a lot of things when it comes to age and its never truthful

Offline punk

You gotta remember, it does say she is 18. Can't really expect much at that age.





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