Fuckclub in kensington

[coolhandluc]

I feel compelled to write a review about this experience as it was so ridiculous I feel people need to know.

Location was a hotel in south ken, communication was simple and normal. £130 for 2 x hours

The girls.

Hannah Shaw who is actually very pretty apart from doing the pumped up lips thing that look stupid, when will they realize it looks stupid and not attractive? She has no ass though and couldn't feel a thing in her pussy as it was huge.
Sklar Mkay  who was the most enthusiastic but was so skinny with the most awful bolt ons, really hard to touch and unnatural looking, I found her really unattractive
Ginna Gucci, Some fat ugly girl, if you want to sell your body at least have one worth selling, really ugly didn't want to go anywhere near her.

So got to the room and its tiny, I mean absolutely tiny and there were between 10-13 guys in there plus the 3 x girls, don't know if you can imagine how awkward that was, cocks/ sweaty backs everywhere a real turn off plus the bloke running the place was stood by the door worried about us all being caught and telling us all to shut up all the time, at one point security came and knocked on the door to get him to turn down the TV which was on loud to mask the sounds.

Overall a crap experience, none of the girls did owo and the guy running it is just after your money with no concern for us or the girls, avoid at all costs.

In the end (after 1.5hours not 2 hours) girls were so worried about being caught that the girls all got down on the floor for everyone to wank over (no cum in face or anything just bodies only)so everyone could just cum and leave asap.

After 1.5 hours everyone had gone

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[Steely Dan]

Thanks for the review.  Sounds awful

[Jerboa]

What date was this? a dozen blokes and 3 girls in one hotel room sounds to much, at half a dozen it's fair, but a 4 or 5 to 1 ratio is taking the piss, the parties are well attended because they have known pornstars like Hannah Shaw, it's the same fella that used to run Crome I take it, at least back then the venues were mostly larger, and you got full time and enough action, shame they have gone down the hire a hotel room route, why not hire a swingers club or studio?

[Rifte]

The whole thought of 12 guys wanking over 3 girls on the floor is a complete turn off.

Thanks for the review though.

[loopy]

Thanks for the review ! I've considers this place in the past, but will absolutely 100% avoid it now !

[pisceanuk]

Thanks for the review. Does anyone know any good fuck clubs ? with an equal ratio preferably. Do they offer face mask and condom ?

[claretandblue]

Thanks for the review ! I've considers this place in the past, but will absolutely 100% avoid it now !

+1 the reviews of this operation just get worse,the bloke running it sounds like a right scumbag

[coolhandluc]

What date was this?

 It was in July think its was July 14th, he only does one a month in London so it was whatever day the one in July was.

He used to do that place in Sutton and that was ok, had Chessie Kay other pornstars etc and maybe 5 girls with lots of room, this was just a piss take, the tiniest room, absolute rip off this guy should not be in business.

Guess the only worthwhile group sex type thing is Phoenix Parties.

[tonibell99]

Are these parties anything to do with Don Roobles?

[mrpusa]

If you guys want a good fuck club try Phoneix Club, the re-surrected version of Lady Marmalader's Party.
Charge is 160 pounds!

[Jerboa]

Are these parties anything to do with Don Roobles?

Yes I believe so, the guy who ran Crome

[claretandblue]

Roobles is the behind the camera guy on those shitty killergram bukkake/dogging films?

If so he sounds like a right bellend

[tonibell99]

Roobles is the behind the camera guy on those shitty killergram bukkake/dogging films?

If so he sounds like a right bellend

Agreed... He certainly likes the sound of his own voice