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Offline Cuntminion

I err spotted .... this one and before you ask, no, I do not fancy her.

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Her genital looks like a massive ear

MrBridger

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Her genital looks like a massive ear

'Tits for abuse' - let the abuse begin!

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

I've found a bad profile on AW, the pictures of the woman are bad enough. The pictures of the hubby look like an addict and check out the cans of super strength lager in the background.
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Can you find a more unappealing picture?  :vomit:

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Offline Knight Templar

OH SWEET JESUS :scare:

I have gone blind, OMG, FFS  and she expects that to bring in business

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Offline akauya

I have gone blind, OMG, FFS  and she expects that to bring in business

 :vomit: :vomit:

You might not think so but it obviously it does... judging by her many FRs.

zundabar

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After seeing the comments about her I thought "what could be so bad". I regret my decision, as someone who has had multiple things up my arse for medical reasons I thought nothing could phase me but now I don't know what to think other than  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

MrBridger

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After seeing the comments about her I thought "what could be so bad". I regret my decision, as someone who has had multiple things up my arse for medical reasons I thought nothing could phase me but now I don't know what to think other than  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Yeah right. 'I was just hoovering in my dressing gown when I tripped and fell on the nozzle' does not constitute medical reasons.  :D


yorkshire123

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You gone too far hp

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You actually opened a HP "worst escort picture" link  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Cuntminion

You actually opened a HP "worst escort picture" link  :lol: :lol: :lol:

At least I know where Cameron can find space for the first batch of 20,000

Jesus she would be a drug smugglers dream 50kilos every trip up there

zundabar

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She has the Medusa of arseholes, anyone that looks at it wishes they were stoned (either high on something or death by pebbles).

Offline akauya

Gosh some of you lot are such sensitive flowers :)

I like the idea of having a fuck toy. I used to have a lover who was into that kind of role play and it was brilliant. I was given full access to anything I wanted (within safety boundaries of course) and the experience was amazing. I must say that my lover (at the time) was much younger and hotter than the Fuck Toy linked above. Sick bastard that I am I would still do her though.


Offline Bigus Dickus

One of those pictures could be used as a Dunkin Donut advert!


That's my lunch plans scuppered! Could do with loosing a few lbs!

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« Last Edit: September 18, 2015, 12:52:46 pm by Bigus Dickus »

Offline Vivago

One of those pictures could be used as a Dunkin Donut advert!

Yes, if Dunkin Donut went into the suppository business. Not an impossible premise as their products generally get me thinking of shit.

I like the idea of having a fuck toy. I used to have a lover who was into that kind of role play and it was brilliant. I was given full access to anything I wanted (within safety boundaries of course) and the experience was amazing. I must say that my lover (at the time) was much younger and hotter than the Fuck Toy linked above. Sick bastard that I am I would still do her though.

Yup, there is nothing muckier than having your own little fuck toy to play with who will do anything that I ask. I've got a Filipina fubu just like that. Never, ever been known to say 'no' to any reasonable request, just 'Yes, lets try that'. I've never met such an obliging girl.

I'll be seeing her next week. :yahoo:
Banned reason: For taking the piss after being advised
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Offline Horizontal pleasures


I'll be seeing her next week.
I look forward to the review, please link it to here, or does she have a fun photo for this thread?

Offline KentAde

WTF is that??????????????

It's actually a modified anus..whatever 'modified' means? (that's according to her Profile)  :scare:

zundabar

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It's actually a modified anus..whatever 'modified' means? (that's according to her Profile)  :scare:

from the looks of things she means modified by having a spiky whisk up there for a few hours.

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Offline Vivago

I look forward to the review, please link it to here, or does she have a fun photo for this thread?

Not much point of a review as she is a Filipina from The Philippines. But here is a fun photo. And to answer the inevitable question, yes, she is 22.

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vw

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As rugby world cup is on here is a hooker of both varietys for you all to admire. I just work to this babe on the south west board thanks andyply.

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Offline bob1

Banned reason: Bragging about taking advantage of vulnerable young girls.
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Offline bob1

WTF would you do in that situation?? why would she do something as stupid and as fucked up as that. Poor kids, keep an eye out for there 15 minutes of fame on Jeremy Kyle show"my mum invites men for sex into our flat and shows them off to us, then robs him"

Fucking weirdo..
Banned reason: Bragging about taking advantage of vulnerable young girls.
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

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she writes "I am very serious". Yes dear granny, we can see that. I hope you have your bus pass or someone will shove you off the bus.




Offline bob1

Her review.
Would this not be child abuse??? bitch is stupid to leave that review up.
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jcdmj12

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I am not sure that this one has been toilet trained, see photo on the left:

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I was thinking about seeing her a while back.  Not since she posted a prolapse though.  :vomit:

Dick4snowqueens

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I think the word is eeww?

That pic is targeted at certain kind of clients ... I think that picture it's ok for the service she's providing
 :music:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

That pic is targeted at certain kind of clients ... I think that picture it's ok for the service she's providing
 :music:

Never mind the bloke in the hood, it is her face, in this context which makes her eligible for this thread, the so called fetishism or dressing up is unimportant but incongruous with her face.

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

Here goes HP

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I understand the weird event, but this feedback is not visible on the profile, how did you find it?

vw

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I understand the weird event, but this feedback is not visible on the profile, how did you find it?
Click Rating: 0 and appears its neutral so no score shows on main profile page, people to think there is no feedback but there is !

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Click Rating: 0 and appears its neutral so no score shows on main profile page, people to think there is no feedback but there is !


This is an incredibly useful piece of information about AW. Thanks mister VW

vw

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This is an incredibly useful piece of information about AW. Thanks mister VW
NP HP !

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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she writes "I am very serious". Yes dear granny, we can see that. I hope you have your bus pass or someone will shove you off the bus.
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is this her daughter or her granddaughter?
(both in Maidstone)

Offline regular_guy

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well,  at least the profile name is honest and even at £55ph , no chance   :vomit:

Offline sublimetoridiculous

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is this her daughter or her granddaughter?
(both in Maidstone)
Looks like you can have the daughter, mother, and grandmother. New kind of threesome?

greychap

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Looks like you can have the daughter, mother, and grandmother. New kind of threesome?

How do these creatures make any money and calling herself old slag, even if it was not for her unattractive looks the way they promote themselves is so off putting :scare: :sarcastic:

raylondoner

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Click Rating: 0 and appears its neutral so no score shows on main profile page, people to think there is no feedback but there is !

Just to add to this - this situation arises when a booking request is sent but the girl doesn't confirm it. This means that you cannot leave actual positive or negative feedback (or Field Report) which would be included in the number for the rating. You can though send "Feedback Only" for a non-confirmed booking but they are not included in the rating count.

The rating could also show as zero if she has one positive and one negative, so always worth looking.   :hi:
« Last Edit: September 21, 2015, 02:24:12 pm by raylondoner »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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well,  at least the profile name is honest and even at £55ph , no chance   :vomit:

I am sure she has been on this thread before, but nice one.



Dick4snowqueens

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Here they all are, looks like 3 generations
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with you that makes it a foursome.

HP  :crazy:
I keep asking where do you find these people

I think those profile are not real at all or are they ?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

HP  :crazy:
I keep asking where do you find these people

I think those profile are not real at all or are they ?

I find them with my mouse .... and if I lived in Maidstone I would TOFTT but no way is it possible.

vw

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I find them with my mouse .... and if I lived in Maidstone I would TOFTT but no way is it possible.
Would need a price first and a multipack price before.  Possibly the 3G punt is a once in a lifetime possibility.