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Ali Katt · « **Reply #3850 on:** September 10, 2015, 10:36:26 pm »

Quote from: bob1 on September 10, 2015, 10:27:31 pm

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No idea why she has the toolbox out. £50 says she is a top shag though.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #3851 on:** September 10, 2015, 10:38:02 pm »

Quote from: pong on September 03, 2015, 08:17:13 pm

Funking hell ...
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Stunning. I would book in a heartbeat.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3852 on:** September 10, 2015, 10:58:03 pm »

Quote from: bob1 on September 10, 2015, 10:19:47 pm

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I had 2 punts with her, one solo and one duo a couple of years ago when she was fresh and new, and I wrote reviews. the eczema did not bother me, it is not a serious problem.

bob1 · « **Reply #3853 on:** September 10, 2015, 10:59:02 pm »

Whose afraid of the BBW"Big Bad Wolf"
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CatBBW · « **Reply #3854 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:09:50 pm »

Quote from: bob1 on September 10, 2015, 10:19:47 pm

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Ah. she's the one with the sores all over her breasts/body and dirty socks, and offering BB, if you look through the first few pages of this thread you'll see she was an early contender. Still has very dirty feet, but she's getting (happy) clients.

And has one review here on UKP, I noticed after I hit post button. (and I just saw HP's post above)

Ali Katt · « **Reply #3855 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:36:35 pm »

Quote from: bob1 on September 10, 2015, 10:59:02 pm

Whose afraid of the BBW"Big Bad Wolf"
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Better looking than some on here just not many pictures.

bob1 · « **Reply #3856 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:57:57 pm »

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MrBridger · « **Reply #3857 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:20:45 pm »

There's a bit of Eddie Large about her.

socks · « **Reply #3858 on:** September 12, 2015, 08:53:01 am »

Quote from: bob1 on September 11, 2015, 10:57:57 pm

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Well I've previously mentioned Jonny Vegas but when she smiles she has the look of his love child... if there was a way of breeding him with John Lydon.

pong · « **Reply #3859 on:** September 12, 2015, 11:31:31 am »

Quote from: Ali Katt on September 10, 2015, 10:38:02 pm

Stunning. I would book in a heartbeat.

Sure, if you don't mind fake boobs, rubber boat lips, fake nose, botox on the rest of it. She is all yours.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3860 on:** September 12, 2015, 01:36:01 pm »

Quote from: bob1 on September 11, 2015, 10:57:57 pm

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why not write a review of your time together? I should love to see her but geography intervenes.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3861 on:** September 12, 2015, 04:40:31 pm »

calls herself 'sexy glamur' (cannot spell) and poses fully dressed in front of dustbins

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raylondoner · « **Reply #3862 on:** September 12, 2015, 05:01:36 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 12, 2015, 04:40:31 pm

calls herself 'sexy glamur' (cannot spell) and poses fully dressed in front of dustbins

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I've seen worse (bins)

jjpsweet · « **Reply #3863 on:** September 12, 2015, 07:12:23 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 12, 2015, 04:40:31 pm

calls herself 'sexy glamur' (cannot spell) and poses fully dressed in front of dustbins

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Profile gone already. Must be monitoring this site

Cuntminion · « **Reply #3864 on:** September 12, 2015, 07:24:02 pm »

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markw · « **Reply #3865 on:** September 12, 2015, 08:47:26 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on September 10, 2015, 10:36:26 pm

No idea why she has the toolbox out.

It's because your nuts tighten whenever you see her.

spand · « **Reply #3866 on:** September 13, 2015, 02:57:54 am »

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How big?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3867 on:** September 13, 2015, 12:41:14 pm »

Quote from: spand on September 13, 2015, 02:57:54 am

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here she is, not only large but looks generally happy and contented. I wish I could get down there to Hampshire.

pumps · « **Reply #3868 on:** September 13, 2015, 05:55:56 pm »

Some more proof some Romanians don't wash properly

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #3869 on:** September 13, 2015, 05:56:32 pm »

Quote from: spand on September 13, 2015, 02:57:54 am

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How big?

If she went on top, when she got off I would look like that steam roller scene from Roger Rabbit.

punk · « **Reply #3870 on:** September 13, 2015, 05:59:58 pm »

Quote from: pumps on September 13, 2015, 05:55:56 pm

Some more proof some Romanians don't wash properly

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Dont have time to wash between spunkings?

pumps · « **Reply #3871 on:** September 13, 2015, 06:08:15 pm »

Quote from: punk on September 13, 2015, 05:59:58 pm

Dont have time to wash between spunkings?

between shitting id of thought

punk · « **Reply #3872 on:** September 13, 2015, 06:10:23 pm »

Quote from: pumps on September 13, 2015, 06:08:15 pm

between shitting id of thought

I was thinking between BB bookings.

pumps · « **Reply #3873 on:** September 13, 2015, 11:33:36 pm »

Quote from: punk on September 13, 2015, 06:10:23 pm

I was thinking between BB bookings.

I don't think any form of washing is on the agenda.

bob1 · « **Reply #3874 on:** September 14, 2015, 09:24:23 am »

I was thinking she looked like Peter Mayhew.

hungrypunt · « **Reply #3875 on:** September 14, 2015, 11:07:22 am »

Quote from: pong on September 02, 2015, 08:42:40 pm

Most likely no Photoshop whatsoever used.
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Fuck its Rodrigo Alves twin sis, from the virgin atlantic TV programme
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CalicoJ · « **Reply #3876 on:** September 14, 2015, 01:47:59 pm »

Quote from: bob1 on September 11, 2015, 10:57:57 pm

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He's close to a hooker I guess.

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punk · « **Reply #3877 on:** September 14, 2015, 02:51:23 pm »

Quote from: hungrypunt on September 14, 2015, 11:07:22 am

Fuck its Rodrigo Alves twin sis, from the virgin atlantic TV programme
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Thats fucking freaky.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3878 on:** September 16, 2015, 04:52:50 pm »

Looks to me like a pregnant Red Indian

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3879 on:** September 16, 2015, 04:55:04 pm »

Hogwarts?
Was she a student there or was she the trafficked slave floor-cleaning lady knocked up by one of the boys?

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vw · « **Reply #3880 on:** September 16, 2015, 05:00:26 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 16, 2015, 04:55:04 pm

Hogwarts?
Was she a student there or was she the trafficked slave floor-cleaning lady knocked up by one of the boys?

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where do you find these HP, glad they don't frequent my daily browsing. Great description.

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Hordak3000 · « **Reply #3881 on:** September 16, 2015, 05:03:23 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 16, 2015, 04:55:04 pm

Hogwarts?
Was she a student there or was she the trafficked slave floor-cleaning lady knocked up by one of the boys?

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Ok, there's definitely some kind of scam going on with her and Red Indian given they're both from the same area and have exactly the same format of photo.

vw · « **Reply #3882 on:** September 16, 2015, 05:06:22 pm »

Quote from: Hordak3000 on September 16, 2015, 05:03:23 pm

Ok, there's definitely some kind of scam going on with her and Red Indian given they're both from the same area and have exactly the same format of photo.

Some poor pimp has to market them ?

MrBridger · « **Reply #3883 on:** September 16, 2015, 06:12:45 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 16, 2015, 04:55:04 pm

Hogwarts?
Was she a student there or was she the trafficked slave floor-cleaning lady knocked up by one of the boys?

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Clearly never a student at Hogwarts otherwise she would know the correct Latin is 'Hogwarts Alumnus'

Ali Katt · « **Reply #3884 on:** September 16, 2015, 06:22:11 pm »

Quote from: Hordak3000 on September 16, 2015, 05:03:23 pm

Ok, there's definitely some kind of scam going on with her and Red Indian given they're both from the same area and have exactly the same format of photo.

Just the same pimp as mentioned, not a scam as such.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #3885 on:** September 16, 2015, 06:23:41 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 16, 2015, 04:55:04 pm

Hogwarts?
Was she a student there or was she the trafficked slave floor-cleaning lady knocked up by one of the boys?

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I bet she goes like the Hogwart's express in cowgirl. I wouldn't mind those big tits in my face, not so keen on the face though.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3886 on:** September 16, 2015, 06:39:39 pm »

Quote from: MrBridger on September 16, 2015, 06:12:45 pm

Clearly never a student at Hogwarts otherwise she would know the correct Latin is 'Hogwarts Alumnus'

there are two boobs, hence Alumni

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3887 on:** September 16, 2015, 06:42:32 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on September 16, 2015, 05:00:26 pm

where do you find these HP, glad they don't frequent my daily browsing. Great description.

it is the contrast between the language used, saucy stylish sexy seductive, and the reality of their photos which makes me smile.

Where do I find them? One guess what is my top search term paired with most recently registered.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3888 on:** September 16, 2015, 06:45:58 pm »

I am not sure that this one has been toilet trained, see photo on the left:

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Dick4snowqueens · « **Reply #3889 on:** September 16, 2015, 06:54:26 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 16, 2015, 06:45:58 pm

I am not sure that this one has been toilet trained, see photo on the left:

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Wow HP,
Where do u find these people
Her FAQ threw me off guard
"K9"

Simon S · « **Reply #3890 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:01:18 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 16, 2015, 06:45:58 pm

I am not sure that this one has been toilet trained, see photo on the left:

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What the hell is that ?

vw · « **Reply #3891 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:07:08 pm »

Quote from: Simon S on September 16, 2015, 07:01:18 pm

What the hell is that ?

Horrible, think its called a prolapsed rectum !

punk · « **Reply #3892 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:10:23 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on September 16, 2015, 07:07:08 pm

Horrible, think its called a prolapsed rectum !

yes, dangerous,leads to collapse of the lining of the anal wall.

Simon S · « **Reply #3893 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:04:02 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on September 16, 2015, 07:07:08 pm

Horrible, think its called a prolapsed rectum !

I still feel ill. I wish HP had pre-warned us.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3894 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:08:53 pm »

Quote from: Simon S on September 16, 2015, 08:04:02 pm

I still feel ill. I wish HP had pre-warned us.

no fun if I warn you. The whole thread is based on worst pictures, so expect the unexpected! I think I have found the best ones or the mostest but I challenge anyone to read the whole thread to see that I am correct. Also some of them are supposed to raise a laugh.

Are we also the longest thread?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3895 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:26:24 pm »

I err spotted .... this one and before you ask, no, I do not fancy her.

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Mij · « **Reply #3896 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:36:45 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 16, 2015, 08:26:24 pm

I err spotted .... this one and before you ask, no, I do not fancy her.

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

vw · « **Reply #3897 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:21:43 pm »

Quote from: Simon S on September 16, 2015, 08:04:02 pm

I still feel ill. I wish HP had pre-warned us.

the title of the tread gives it away "The worst escort picture challenge"

vw · « **Reply #3898 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:22:31 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 16, 2015, 08:26:24 pm

I err spotted .... this one and before you ask, no, I do not fancy her.

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Where are you on 18th ? we await the review !

Kseh · « **Reply #3899 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:24:24 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 16, 2015, 08:26:24 pm

I err spotted .... this one and before you ask, no, I do not fancy her.

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£80 for that,

I prefer to go back and get massage from Jenny

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