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jack_walsh · « **Reply #2450 on:** July 07, 2014, 11:00:11 pm »

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Another delusional fat bloke?

vorian · « **Reply #2451 on:** July 07, 2014, 11:56:02 pm »

Quote from: JB1969 on July 07, 2014, 10:51:38 pm

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That is grim in a really creepy way.

JB1969 · « **Reply #2452 on:** July 08, 2014, 08:35:26 am »

I had to read her feedback, one guy said "Lovely lady. Big boobs and pretty face. Recommend++" had to double check just to make sure we were looking at the same person

Lamnguin · « **Reply #2453 on:** July 08, 2014, 02:43:45 pm »

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Makes me think of the "Thriller" video...

Mij · « **Reply #2454 on:** July 08, 2014, 04:26:39 pm »

Quote from: vorian on July 07, 2014, 11:56:02 pm

That is grim in a really creepy way.

WTF happened to her eyebrows? Was she running low on marker pen and only had enough for a little bit on each side? :-)

I would have started nearer the middle! :-)

dandaley · « **Reply #2455 on:** July 08, 2014, 06:37:25 pm »

Quote from: JB1969 on July 07, 2014, 10:51:38 pm

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dunno why but i would think i was meeting David Walliams in a Little B sketch

broksonic · « **Reply #2456 on:** July 08, 2014, 09:38:27 pm »

She must of got this boob job on the cheap

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punk · « **Reply #2457 on:** July 08, 2014, 11:08:41 pm »

Quote from: JB1969 on July 07, 2014, 10:51:38 pm

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1 Million years B.C

beginner · « **Reply #2458 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:11:40 am »

Quote from: broksonic on July 08, 2014, 09:38:27 pm

She must of got this boob job on the cheap

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Tattoo looks like a semi erect penis.

touch.and.go · « **Reply #2459 on:** July 09, 2014, 09:37:47 am »

I dont know why I keep looking at this thread - must be the masochist in me

akauya · « **Reply #2460 on:** July 09, 2014, 01:50:21 pm »

Quote from: broksonic on July 08, 2014, 09:38:27 pm

She must of got this boob job on the cheap

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That's the kind of boobs I can't stand! When will women learn natural is best?!

dandaley · « **Reply #2461 on:** July 09, 2014, 03:58:49 pm »

Quote from: akauya on July 09, 2014, 01:50:21 pm

That's the kind of boobs I can't stand! When will women learn natural is best?!

+ 1 hate fake

Jim Panzee · « **Reply #2462 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:03:49 pm »

She's looks happy with them dosent she.

Whats the deal with these fake plastic tits ? I've never had the opportunity to give a pair a proper firsthand inspection do you have to be gentle with them cos when I've got my hands on a pair of tits I like to give them a good squeeze. Can you treat them just like normal tits ?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2463 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:11:42 pm »

Quote from: Jim Panzee on July 09, 2014, 04:03:49 pm

She's looks happy with them dosent she.

Whats the deal with these fake plastic tits ? I've never had the opportunity to give a pair a proper firsthand inspection do you have to be gentle with them cos when I've got my hands on a pair of tits I like to give them a good squeeze. Can you treat them just like normal tits ?

firsthand inspection?
by the time you get to them they will be secondhand or more

Jim Panzee · « **Reply #2464 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:14:25 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 09, 2014, 04:11:42 pm

firsthand inspection?
by the time you get to them they will be secondhand or more

I mean getting my hands on a pair as pose to looking at them in 3rd person.

broksonic · « **Reply #2465 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:08:28 pm »

Quote from: broksonic on July 08, 2014, 09:38:27 pm

She must of got this boob job on the cheap

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Why is there such a massive gap between her plastic tits ?

Jim Panzee · « **Reply #2466 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:14:38 pm »

They look like crabs eyes lol

One tits going to the shop the others coming back with the change.

Bigus Dickus · « **Reply #2467 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:24:54 pm »

Quote from: broksonic on July 09, 2014, 07:08:28 pm

Why is there such a massive gap between her plastic tits ?

Think she got her jubilees at Homebase, fucking DIY job!

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2468 on:** July 09, 2014, 11:01:39 pm »

I think she would be a good shag, shame she only does massage.

broksonic · « **Reply #2469 on:** July 09, 2014, 11:07:48 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on July 09, 2014, 11:01:39 pm

I think she would be a good shag, shame she only does massage.

According to her site she has an option 7 . Which I am guessing is a full service

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I agree she probably is a good shag but her awful fake boobs are a real turn off for me.

akauya · « **Reply #2470 on:** July 10, 2014, 05:52:22 pm »

A typical example of stupid drawn on eyebrows! She looks weird!

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... nice arse though

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2471 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:06:17 pm »

Quote from: akauya on July 10, 2014, 05:52:22 pm

A typical example of stupid drawn on eyebrows! She looks weird!

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... nice arse though

I know what you mean about eyebrows from your splendid Avatar, but this profile has no photos at all? I suppose that is surrealism.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2472 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:54:38 pm »

I wonder what she sat on?

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yorkshire123 · « **Reply #2473 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:01:57 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 10, 2014, 09:54:38 pm

I wonder what she sat on?

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Alistairs mistress is probably pimping him out & they are his tears

akauya · « **Reply #2474 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:29:59 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 10, 2014, 09:06:17 pm

I know what you mean about eyebrows from your splendid Avatar, but this profile has no photos at all? I suppose that is surrealism.

The crafty bastards have removed the pictures

Sergei is obviously watching us.

spand · « **Reply #2475 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:54:39 pm »

Terrible boob job, spots and check the left thigh and under the right breast. I bet it's B+S too

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webpunter · « **Reply #2476 on:** July 11, 2014, 08:13:36 am »

WEPC hits the hundred mark
A - fucking - mazing
Top effort by the OP to start this
Been great fun along the way
Higher !

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2477 on:** July 11, 2014, 09:49:08 am »

we scored a century!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2478 on:** July 11, 2014, 01:36:40 pm »

She is sucking her lollipop and you can see how greasy is her face, but can she see the warts on the lollipop, at least I suppose they are warts?

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mh · « **Reply #2479 on:** July 11, 2014, 01:47:31 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 11, 2014, 01:36:40 pm

She is sucking her lollipop and you can see how greasy is her face, but can she see the warts on the lollipop, at least I suppose they are warts?

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Whether they are or whether they aren't warts (and I know there are some conditions that are benign but look like an infection), what a choice picture as a main profile pic! It certainly fits the bill to be in the "worst escort picture" category!

jujuman · « **Reply #2480 on:** July 11, 2014, 02:05:35 pm »

Those lumps are body mod implants- you know, ribbed for extra sensation

mh · « **Reply #2481 on:** July 11, 2014, 04:43:59 pm »

Quote from: jujuman on July 11, 2014, 02:05:35 pm

Those lumps are body mod implants- you know, ribbed for extra sensation

Ah yes, "My cock is ribbed for your pleasure". I'm sure that would work!

punk · « **Reply #2482 on:** July 11, 2014, 04:49:39 pm »

Quote from: jujuman on July 11, 2014, 02:05:35 pm

Those lumps are body mod implants- you know, ribbed for extra sensation

genital warts i'm afraid

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akauya · « **Reply #2483 on:** July 11, 2014, 05:25:19 pm »

Just had a quick rummage around Google for genital beading implants and found these:

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WTF!

Dani · « **Reply #2484 on:** July 11, 2014, 05:32:26 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 11, 2014, 01:36:40 pm

She is sucking her lollipop and you can see how greasy is her face, but can she see the warts on the lollipop, at least I suppose they are warts?

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To be fair it looks more like a penile subaceous cyst and not like Genital warts as you can clearly see it is a growth under the skin and not on the skin and warts are surface projections not under skin ones

markw · « **Reply #2485 on:** July 11, 2014, 08:47:03 pm »

I think it's a nut and bolt. He has a removable willy, so he can swap it when it gets tired.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2486 on:** July 12, 2014, 04:39:15 am »

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it is the picture on the right with clothes on that I suggest is the provocative one

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2487 on:** July 12, 2014, 04:45:32 am »

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Bizarre.

pleasure · « **Reply #2488 on:** July 12, 2014, 11:08:53 am »

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Bizarre.

What do you mean bizarre?! I hope you're not judging those of us with a fetish for Daily Mail reading transvestites from Leicester who can crush a McDonald's milkshake with their thighs?

CatBBW · « **Reply #2489 on:** July 12, 2014, 11:48:14 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 12, 2014, 04:45:32 am

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Bizarre.

Sometimes AW will ask for a photo of you (the WG) standing beside the road you say you live on, holding a copy of today's paper. This is usually when they don't believe you're British, living in the UK, or the pics are of you.

Owwhatanight · « **Reply #2490 on:** July 12, 2014, 01:37:07 pm »

What the fuck is this guy doing advertised as a female in Nottingham.....could it be Sergio/Abdul or maybe Gollum looking for different work now ?

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Toby · « **Reply #2491 on:** July 12, 2014, 02:13:36 pm »

Quote from: Owwhatanight on July 12, 2014, 01:37:07 pm

What the fuck is this guy doing advertised as a female in Nottingham.....could it be Sergio/Abdul or maybe Gollum looking for different work now ?

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And he's willing to give you a 15 minute quickie for £100 ph.

pleasure · « **Reply #2492 on:** July 12, 2014, 02:44:06 pm »

Quote from: Toby on July 12, 2014, 02:13:36 pm

And he's willing to give you a 15 minute quickie for £100 ph.

Dammit has he still not been removed? His picture makes me throw up in my mouth a little every time I see it unexpectedly while scrolling down the list of search results.

Owwhatanight · « **Reply #2493 on:** July 12, 2014, 02:48:14 pm »

I agree Pleasure ...he's got one of those faces you want to punch, but i do not condone violence admin.

Andre 3000 · « **Reply #2494 on:** July 12, 2014, 02:59:18 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 12, 2014, 04:45:32 am

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Bizarre.

If she's really 22 she's had a very,very hard upbringing, she's got to be late 30's at best

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2495 on:** July 12, 2014, 03:43:03 pm »

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Bizarre.

I looked at Google Maps for this road in Leeds and streetview finds the sign for Gotts Road but with a different background.

pleasure · « **Reply #2496 on:** July 12, 2014, 08:51:46 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 12, 2014, 03:43:03 pm

I looked at Google Maps for this road in Leeds and streetview finds the sign for Gotts Road but with a different background.

Oops, of course it's Leeds, stupid me thought LS was Leicester.

Bigus Dickus · « **Reply #2497 on:** July 12, 2014, 09:24:50 pm »

Quote from: Toby on July 12, 2014, 02:13:36 pm

And he's willing to give you a 15 minute quickie for £100 ph.

Did you book him?

Toby · « **Reply #2498 on:** July 12, 2014, 10:47:17 pm »

Quote from: Bigus Dickus on July 12, 2014, 09:24:50 pm

Did you book him?

No, his likes likes was severely limited. I was hoping to shove a hamster up his arse, but couldn't do it in 15 minutes.

Owwhatanight · « **Reply #2499 on:** July 13, 2014, 12:28:59 am »

He looks like that nutcase priest in the scorpion king,but smaller ...think he liked the odd hamster too

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