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Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge  (Read 501971 times)

OMG, this needs to be posted on the forum as a new thread, the text has me cracking up! :sarcastic:

Norfolk produces some beauties!   :scare:

Offline Toby

Curvaceous Caledonia
East Ayshire
https://www.adultwork.com/1505051

30 years old

Well that's put an end to my Caledonian walking holiday. No way I'm risking that bursting out of the undergrowth.


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Offline socks

Norfolk produces some beauties!   :scare:
That's as maybe but not sure we can lay claim to these charmers, with one 'fessing up as scouser and the other offering no clue

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/623330 or https://www.adultwork.com/alexxox

not only is she down as escort of the day she has a link to her elasticated web site: http://www.latexalex.com

hollow laugher is my response
anyone on here switched on by this?


Offline Toby

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not only is she down as escort of the day she has a link to her elasticated web site: http://www.latexalex.com

hollow laugher is my response
anyone on here switched on by this?

The photo's where she looks like Frank Sidebottom are a bit weird.

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2544902 or https://www.adultwork.com/xxxBBW+ANGELxxx

this lady has been on the forum before under many names but these are new grotesque gross photos and an added value is her phone number which has been incorporated in the profile to avoiding the fee charged by AW. In case it is removed here it is for posterity, alongside the photo of her posterior
HELLO GUYS!07...442...462...569...

The photo's where she looks like Frank Sidebottom are a bit weird.

Frank Sidebottom?
Who is he and how does his bottom relate to hers?


Offline Toby

Frank Sidebottom?
Who is he and how does his bottom relate to hers?

Mr Sidebottom:


Frank Sidebottom?
Who is he and how does his bottom relate to hers?

Let Google be your friend, Hp!

Offline Steviethestud

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lamb dressed as mutton or should that be the other way round?


Definitely mutton dressed as lamb but as I found out she is still a very tasty dish and she certainly proved that many a good tune is played on an old fiddle. I know she isn't everyone's cup of tea but I love her tarty look and the fact that she really loves getting dirty.
Banning reason: Falsely reporting email as spam



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Offline dilettante

Hmmm, Care in the Community ...

... hoping to see Nicole in Harrow next w/e (after STD test, no symptoms, phew), lining up some plans B - F, came across this https://www.adultwork.com/1875781 or https://www.adultwork.com/Vicky+smith also alluded to https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=search2

Just as well she doesn't offer anal as it would be dependent on size - min 12 inches!


1 review(s) found for Vicky Smith bbw linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Hmmm, Care in the Community ...

... hoping to see Nicole in Harrow next w/e (after STD test, no symptoms, phew), lining up some plans B - F, came across this https://www.adultwork.com/1875781 or https://www.adultwork.com/Vicky+smith also alluded to https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=search2

Just as well she doesn't offer anal as it would be dependent on size - min 12 inches!

what is OWT I wonder?


1 review(s) found for Vicky Smith bbw linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Well, as we say oop north, Hp, it could be owt or nowt! ;)

My guess, though, is that it could well be Oral WithouT.



Styling by Olive from On The Buses.



I wonder if the pro$$ie has access to bus uniform ? You could do some serious fucked up role play as Blakey.. And olive has to save her brothers job

I wonder if the pro$$ie has access to bus uniform ? You could do some serious fucked up role play as Blakey.. And olive has to save her brothers job

You have really been thinking about this havent you.

I think she looks like a young Hilary Clinton myself which isnt a good thing, just saying thats all.

Offline Ali Katt

You have really been thinking about this havent you.

I think she looks like a young Hilary Clinton myself which isnt a good thing, just saying thats all.
If she looked like Hilary Clinton she could blow a few notes on my meat sax, but most prossies just smoke sacks.


Offline webpunter



from

https://www.adultwork.com/2415051 or https://www.adultwork.com/SubmissiveNika

I'm speachless
She has taken a big hit with the ugly stick.  SirF commented about how shite s.wales is.  Looks like some in-breeding going on here


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Offline yorkshire123

I'm not going to post a picture as you may be having your tea.

https://www.adultwork.com/2553974 or https://www.adultwork.com/SCOUSE+MILF

Check out her first free gallery picture  :vomit:
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline jjpsweet

I'm not going to post a picture as you may be having your tea.

https://www.adultwork.com/2553974 or https://www.adultwork.com/SCOUSE+MILF

Check out her first free gallery picture  :vomit:

Looks like she does drugs


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