The worst escort picture challenge

[Bigus Dickus]

OMG, this needs to be posted on the forum as a new thread, the text has me cracking up!

Norfolk produces some beauties!   

[Toby]

Curvaceous Caledonia
East Ayshire
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30 years old

Well that's put an end to my Caledonian walking holiday. No way I'm risking that bursting out of the undergrowth.

[jujuman]

Two for the price of one

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Munter on right now also appearing as
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[socks]

Norfolk produces some beauties!   

That's as maybe but not sure we can lay claim to these charmers, with one 'fessing up as scouser and the other offering no clue

[Horizontal pleasures]

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not only is she down as escort of the day she has a link to her elasticated web site: External Link/Members Only

hollow laugher is my response
anyone on here switched on by this?

[Toby]

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not only is she down as escort of the day she has a link to her elasticated web site: External Link/Members Only

hollow laugher is my response
anyone on here switched on by this?

The photo's where she looks like Frank Sidebottom are a bit weird.

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this lady has been on the forum before under many names but these are new grotesque gross photos and an added value is her phone number which has been incorporated in the profile to avoiding the fee charged by AW. In case it is removed here it is for posterity, alongside the photo of her posterior
HELLO GUYS!07...442...462...569...

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The photo's where she looks like Frank Sidebottom are a bit weird.

Frank Sidebottom?
Who is he and how does his bottom relate to hers?

[Horizontal pleasures]

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety

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[Toby]

Frank Sidebottom?
Who is he and how does his bottom relate to hers?

Mr Sidebottom:

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[Rochdull lad]

Frank Sidebottom?
Who is he and how does his bottom relate to hers?

Let Google be your friend, Hp!

[Steviethestud]

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lamb dressed as mutton or should that be the other way round?

Definitely mutton dressed as lamb but as I found out she is still a very tasty dish and she certainly proved that many a good tune is played on an old fiddle. I know she isn't everyone's cup of tea but I love her tarty look and the fact that she really loves getting dirty.

[mh]

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Styling by Olive from On The Buses.

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[dilettante]

Hmmm, Care in the Community ...

... hoping to see Nicole in Harrow next w/e (after STD test, no symptoms, phew), lining up some plans B - F, came across this External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only also alluded to https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=search2

Just as well she doesn't offer anal as it would be dependent on size - min 12 inches!

[Horizontal pleasures]

Hmmm, Care in the Community ...

... hoping to see Nicole in Harrow next w/e (after STD test, no symptoms, phew), lining up some plans B - F, came across this External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only also alluded to https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=search2

Just as well she doesn't offer anal as it would be dependent on size - min 12 inches!

what is OWT I wonder?

[Rochdull lad]

Well, as we say oop north, Hp, it could be owt or nowt!

My guess, though, is that it could well be Oral WithouT.

[Toby]

Oral With Teeth?

[pleasure]

Oral With Teeth?

Oral Wielding Truncheon?

[cockneybstrd]

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I wonder if the pro$$ie has access to bus uniform ? You could do some serious fucked up role play as Blakey.. And olive has to save her brothers job

[Jim Panzee]

I wonder if the pro$$ie has access to bus uniform ? You could do some serious fucked up role play as Blakey.. And olive has to save her brothers job

You have really been thinking about this havent you.

I think she looks like a young Hilary Clinton myself which isnt a good thing, just saying thats all.

[Ali Katt]

You have really been thinking about this havent you.

I think she looks like a young Hilary Clinton myself which isnt a good thing, just saying thats all.

If she looked like Hilary Clinton she could blow a few notes on my meat sax, but most prossies just smoke sacks.

[gorge]

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[webpunter]

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She has taken a big hit with the ugly stick.  SirF commented about how shite s.wales is.  Looks like some in-breeding going on here

[yorkshire123]

I'm not going to post a picture as you may be having your tea.

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[jjpsweet]

I'm not going to post a picture as you may be having your tea.

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Looks like she does drugs

[Toby]

I'm not going to post a picture as you may be having your tea.

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Well she has nice long hair. I'm assuming it's real.

[Horizontal pleasures]

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Just never break my heart, been there, got the T-shirt

[Jim Panzee]

Well she has nice long hair. I'm assuming it's real.

Fuck me she looks like she just got out of Buchenwald concentration camp.

[Bigus Dickus]

I'm not going to post a picture as you may be having your tea.

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6 month break = A period of time in prison!

 

[fgs]

She has taken a big hit with the ugly stick.  SirF commented about how shite s.wales is.  Looks like some in-breeding going on here

I think alan carr is originally from Wales as well come to think of it...

[yorkshire123]

Fuck me she looks like she just got out of Buchenwald concentration camp.

Nice to see the chimp back by the way 

[herbert]

This lady always bids on my RB's even though I state quite clearly I'm looking for girls who take care of themselves, and who are no older than about 25. 

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[Rickrabbit]

I like the photo on her profile showing her grazing in the grass and the one of her on the bed chewing her cud. Shows that she embraces her body image (as only she could)...and all at £125ph. Market forces at work I guess

[Lilywhite]

I don't know why, but this made me laugh.

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[socks]

I don't know why, but this made me laugh.

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Is it pic 1, the sex she's having with the cuddly toy, picture number 2 where she is a having a "fack" after it looks like they've spilt a bottle of baby oil all over her, or picture three strikingly titled "fack my".

Or is it the general humour her written profile creates as a result of apparently using google translate to take the native language version through three other tongues before giving English a go - a glorified version of the Chinese whispers game?

None of which would detract from my interest in fucking her cos she looks fine! No that's done sadly by her barebacking offer.

[Johny Stone]

OMG, never saw such a bad english 

[Lilywhite]

Is it pic 1, the sex she's having with the cuddly toy, picture number 2 where she is a having a "fack" after it looks like they've spilt a bottle of baby oil all over her, or picture three strikingly titled "fack my".

Or is it the general humour her written profile creates as a result of apparently using google translate to take the native language version through three other tongues before giving English a go - a glorified version of the Chinese whispers game?

None of which would detract from my interest in fucking her cos she looks fine! No that's done sadly by her barebacking offer.

If you like that, you'll love this.
Creased!!! 
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[socks]

If you like that, you'll love this.
Creased!!! 
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Blimey a spinal cracker no less! What next a cock slicer? Bollock crusher? Anus hot poker?

[mh]

I'm not going to post a picture as you may be having your tea.

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This is an image from an alternative future reality where a certain ex-newspaper editor was found guilty and got into crack in prison.

[Taggart]

This is an image from an alternative future reality where a certain ex-newspaper editor was found guilty and got into crack in prison.

I like her pricing structure. She wants the same as I generally pay for WGs. Unfortunately the WGs I see are 10,000 times better looking and have better bodies.

Why cant these hoes go back to the street?  They get a nicked PC, and think they can move up market with no self-improvement? Um, wrong.

[Toby]

If you like that, you'll love this.
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Private gallery photo: "I waith you cock with fack"

No idea what it is, but it sounds fucking dirty.

[Lilywhite]

Fuck it, I'm subscribing just because one is titled 'Sad'.

[Jim Panzee]

Private gallery photo: "I waith you cock with fack"

No idea what it is, but it sounds fucking dirty.

Q. you like watersport,hardsport?   A. ok im posibal ,is coming full time
Q. you like toys?   A. i have experiens i have strap on vibrator
Q. fetish you like ?   A. It's nice i'm having experience
Q. owo you like?   A. Yes baby for it's extra

Sounds like a nice Lass.

[jack_walsh]

See the free gallery, first picture on the second row...

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I'm imagining the UK Gurning Champion's face on that one 

[covertlook]

Where's a medical person when you want one?

"ROLF"
"ROLF"
"ROLF"

Can you see what it is yet? 

Bit too old for Rolf.

[punk]

This lady always bids on my RB's even though I state quite clearly I'm looking for girls who take care of themselves, and who are no older than about 25. 

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Dont worry about it, it's just some  delusional fat bloke.

[vorian]

Dont worry about it, it's just some  delusional fat bloke.

 

You might well be right.

[Ali Katt]

This lady always bids on my RB's even though I state quite clearly I'm looking for girls who take care of themselves, and who are no older than about 25. 

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Nice tatts. I had some like it when I was about 10, I got them free with some bubble gum balls.

[cockneybstrd]

This lady always bids on my RB's even though I state quite clearly I'm looking for girls who take care of themselves, and who are no older than about 25. 

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To be fair to her it does look like she can take care of herself in a ruck. if I found myself in difficult situation I wouldnt mind her windmilling in.


She reminds me of that fight me to fuck me bird a while ago on AW who posed with Power Tools.

[JB1969]

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