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Offline vorian

Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline JB1969

I had to read her feedback, one guy said "Lovely lady. Big boobs and pretty face. Recommend++" had to double check just to make sure we were looking at the same person  :wacko:
Banning reason: Accused and highly suspected of being "DeliciousMsDee" prossie posing as punter


Offline Mij

That is grim in a really creepy way.

WTF happened to her eyebrows? Was she running low on marker pen and only had enough for a little bit on each side? :-)

I would have started nearer the middle! :-)

Offline dandaley

Always fancied the cavewoman experience www.adultwork.com/1778858

dunno why but i would think i was meeting David Walliams in a Little B sketch  :scare: :lol:

Offline broksonic

« Last Edit: July 08, 2014, 09:40:00 PM by broksonic »
Banning reason: White-knight leaver


3 review(s) found for Trinity Masseuse linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)




3 review(s) found for Trinity Masseuse linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

I dont know why I keep looking at this thread - must be the masochist in me :lol:

Offline akauya

She must of got this boob job on the cheap   :vomit:



https://www.adultwork.com/640532 or https://www.adultwork.com/Trinity+Masseuse


That's the kind of boobs I can't stand! When will women learn natural is best?!


3 review(s) found for Trinity Masseuse linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline dandaley


That's the kind of boobs I can't stand! When will women learn natural is best?!

+ 1   hate fake  :vomit:

She's looks happy with them dosent she.

Whats the deal with these fake plastic tits ? I've never had the opportunity to give a pair a proper firsthand inspection do you have to be gentle with them cos when I've got my hands on a pair of tits I like to give them a good squeeze. Can you treat them just like normal tits ?

She's looks happy with them dosent she.

Whats the deal with these fake plastic tits ? I've never had the opportunity to give a pair a proper firsthand inspection do you have to be gentle with them cos when I've got my hands on a pair of tits I like to give them a good squeeze. Can you treat them just like normal tits ?

firsthand inspection?
by the time you get to them they will be secondhand or more

firsthand inspection?
by the time you get to them they will be secondhand or more

I mean getting my hands on a pair as pose to looking at them in 3rd person. :D

Offline broksonic

Banning reason: White-knight leaver


3 review(s) found for Trinity Masseuse linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

They look like crabs eyes lol :lol:

One tits going to the shop the others coming back with the change. :D


Why is there such a massive gap between her plastic tits ?

Think she got her jubilees at Homebase, fucking DIY job!

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Offline Ali Katt

I think she would be a good shag, shame she only does massage.

Offline broksonic

I think she would be a good shag, shame she only does massage.

According to her site she has an option 7 .  Which I am guessing is a full service

http://www.justrelax.me.uk/bookinginfo.htm

I agree she probably is a good shag but her awful fake boobs are a real turn off for me. 
Banning reason: White-knight leaver

Offline akauya

A typical example of stupid drawn on eyebrows! She looks weird!



https://www.adultwork.com/2552924 or https://www.adultwork.com/andra+sexy4u

... nice arse though  :rolleyes:


A typical example of stupid drawn on eyebrows! She looks weird!



https://www.adultwork.com/2552924 or https://www.adultwork.com/andra+sexy4u

... nice arse though  :rolleyes:

I know what you mean about eyebrows from your splendid Avatar, but this profile has no photos at all? I suppose that is surrealism.



1 review(s) found for Brownish ebony linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline yorkshire123

I wonder what she sat on?

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2378204 or https://www.adultwork.com/SASHA+247

Alistairs mistress is probably pimping him out & they are his tears  :sarcastic:
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin


1 review(s) found for Brownish ebony linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline akauya

I know what you mean about eyebrows from your splendid Avatar, but this profile has no photos at all? I suppose that is surrealism.

The crafty bastards have removed the pictures  :dash:

Sergei is obviously watching us.


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