The worst escort picture challenge

[robs one]

She charges 150 WTF 
What a huge difference between verification pohoto and her gallery pics 

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is she pulling that face or is she really that odd?

[Just_will]

Apologies if this one's been covered but....

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Says she'll make you sweat. By making you run a mile I suspect.

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[Johny Stone]

is she pulling that face or is she really that odd?

I reckon she is 46 not 36. All wrinkled.

[mh]

She charges 150 WTF 
What a huge difference between verification pohoto and her gallery pics 

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This looks like the result of her kids drawing a tiger face on her with a Sharpie pen while she was asleep.

[J_H]

Young Kenny in Phoenix Nights when the tiger face paint wouldn't wash off!

[Simplysimon]

Feel I've found the winner

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[Mij]

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Yikes!

[cockneybstrd]

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I wonder when her baby is due ?

[Sherbert07]

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Fuck me, she's let herself go since Eurovision!

[malcster]

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yikes!
 

[pleasure]

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Luckily she states she is "not a size 0" on her profile. I'm very glad she cleared up any potential confusion.

[ipaybyvisa]

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How about some sweet white pussy?

Aged 42,  cough cough :roll eyes: Dressed in an ill advised school uniform. Role-play anyone?

Even dressed like that you wouldn't want to meet this bit of rough on a dark night.

[Horizontal pleasures]

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How about some sweet white pussy?

Aged 42,  cough cough :roll eyes: Dressed in an ill advised school uniform. Role-play anyone?

Even dressed like that you wouldn't want to meet this bit of rough on a dark night.

i love the (free) gallery photo doing the splits over the electric cooker with a fly paper hanging down. Now why would anyone think the pose is sexy even of a more voluptuous lady?

[yorkshire123]

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Sorry if you've just had your supper 

Welcome to my page, I am a gorgeous classy EBONY. Delightfully Naughty, sophisticated, energetic and down to earth with personality that will put you at ease. I have a super sexy peachy bum with amazing all natural BOOBS with a sexy curves.

[Mij]

i love the (free) gallery photo doing the splits over the electric cooker with a fly paper hanging down. Now why would anyone think the pose is sexy even of a more voluptuous lady?

Wtf!??

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Wonder who thought it would be a good idea for that pose? Her or the person taking the photo? Maybe she was trying to look 'hot' :-)

[Gordo987]

Fuck off home now you twats

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I've fucking nailed it with this

and it's not the worst pic on her page

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[webpunter]

and it's not the worst pic on her page
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The one where she's parting her flaps looks like a creature out of Aliens

[webpunter]

@Agnesta@ based Croydon
Fuck me they hunt in packs of 5
And they're all munters
Thankfully one set of pics witheld so can just imagine what this looks like
You could have all 5 for 300 quid for 1/2hr /  400 for the hour.    I'd rather suck a bloke's cock [& i'm not a bender !]

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Always thought that Croydon is a punting shit-hole & this just confirms it [& a shit place too]

[dandaley]

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Class !!!

[dandaley]

Fuck off home now you twats

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I've fucking nailed it with this

and it's not the worst pic on her page

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people seriously pay for this ffs ??????? 

[Gordo987]

@Agnesta@ based Croydon
Fuck me they hunt in packs of 5
And they're all munters
Thankfully one set of pics witheld so can just imagine what this looks like
You could have all 5 for 300 quid for 1/2hr /  400 for the hour.    I'd rather suck a bloke's cock [& i'm not a bender !]

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Always thought that Croydon is a punting shit-hole & this just confirms it [& a shit place too]

Don't know though, I'd fuck Malunia

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Her name spelt backwards is Ainul Am! 

And she looks like a little sad beach ball 

[cockneybstrd]

@Agnesta@ based Croydon
Fuck me they hunt in packs of 5
And they're all munters
Thankfully one set of pics witheld so can just imagine what this looks like
You could have all 5 for 300 quid for 1/2hr /  400 for the hour.    I'd rather suck a bloke's cock [& i'm not a bender !]

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Always thought that Croydon is a punting shit-hole & this just confirms it [& a shit place too]

i shall take that as proof that a hard life in Poland ages you quicker. Has anyone called croydon council and said there are some dangerous dogs on the loose in the area

[cockneybstrd]

Fuck off home now you twats

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I've fucking nailed it with this

and it's not the worst pic on her page

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How the fuck is that a Size 12 that she claims to be she is at least a 22

[sucky2dollar]

i love the (free) gallery photo doing the splits over the electric cooker with a fly paper hanging down. Now why would anyone think the pose is sexy even of a more voluptuous lady?

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[Gordo987]

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You forgot to mention the bite mark on her right thigh. Maybe she’s trying to get away from her pimp’s Rottweiler 

[walking dead]

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There are quite a few other interesting ones too

[Horizontal pleasures]

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brilliant, certainly fits this thread. Shall we go to the funeral?

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I think she needs potty training

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In the picture without glasses she could play the part of one of those heavy ladies in an old James Bon movie? Not a happy bunny. in fact quite grim.

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[yorkshire123]

I think she needs potty training

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Did i heed the warning, did i bollocks 
She also needs to buy a toilet brush dirty cow!

[Just_will]

Meth - not even once

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[CatBBW]

I think she needs potty training

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Oh how I look forward to when AW ban public pics like these 

[Rickrabbit]

Meth - not even once

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Looks like I would expect a 70 year old Russell Brand to look 

[Rickrabbit]

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Sorry if you've just had your supper 

Welcome to my page, I am a gorgeous classy EBONY. Delightfully Naughty, sophisticated, energetic and down to earth with personality that will put you at ease. I have a super sexy peachy bum with amazing all natural BOOBS with a sexy curves.

From her Frequently Asked Questions...

Q. Are your pictures genuine?   A. Yes, I am 100% genuine
Q. I've never booked an escort before and am nervous about it.   A. You'll find me to be friendly, easy-going and I will make you feel at ease.
we can relax over a drink together to 'break the ice' and take things at a pace to suit you. if you'd like me to take the lead I'll be happy to do so.
Q. How many times can I cum during a booking?   A. As many times as you WISH/CAN manage in the time booked x
Q. Do you offer Bareback service?   A. NO I dont, and please do not ask.
Q. Can I bring a friend, wife or my girl friend?   A. Possibly, but i would need to speak to you both on the 'phone' in order to confirm a booking and my rates would obviously increase.
Q. Do you do overnight bookings?   A. Yes I do, Incalls & Hotels. I also consider private resident if I have met you before.
Q. Can I buy you a gift?   A. Yes, you can! I love presents! not expected but appreciated.
Q. what services do you offer?   A. I offer all the services on my ENJOY LIST. Please check it out and let me know Your preference.
I also have a wide range of outfits and uniforms, feel free to make a request x
Q. Do you work alone?   A. Yes I am completely independent, discreet and Professional.
Q. Do you see black guys?   A. No sorry,personal preference.

I bet that is a benefit that the black punters didn't see coming 

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Oh how I look forward to when AW ban public pics like these 

surely all their photos are public if you are over 18? If they banned such photos this thread might end, so long live freedom of the press (press <send> on your keyboard!). Let's have some Carry On Punting fun.

[CatBBW]

surely all their photos are public if you are over 18? If they banned such photos this thread might end, so long live freedom of the press (press <send> on your keyboard!). Let's have some Carry On Punting fun.

It's all in the info on AW, no explicit pics and nothing ruder than Page 3 in any photos accessable to the public. (this rule isn't being enforced yet)

Besides, this thread won't end if they banned photos of spunk dribbling from a pussy or arsehole - this thread will continue with all the photos of ladies who think doing the splits over an electric hob is somehow erotic! And those type of pics are what makes this thread so funny and magnetic   

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Oh how I look forward to when AW ban public pics like these 

it suddenly occurred to me did you mean PUBIC pics rather than public? Long live pubic pics.

[Mij]

Looks like I would expect a 70 year old Russell Brand to look 

 

Almost unbelievably....68 positive feedbacks too on AW!!  Takes all sorts I guess......   

[Rochdull lad]

Almost unbelievably....68 positive feedbacks too on AW!!  Takes all sorts I guess......

Only one of which [A "Feedback only"] is for Escorting though, Mij.

[yantob27]

Looks like I would expect a 70 year old Russell Brand to look 

A 70 year old Russell Brand who has had a hard life and used to have a cock instead of a growler.

[Johny Stone]

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I'm speachless

[Simplysimon]

Two for the price of one

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Two for the price of one

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I love that belly of the lady on the right.

[socks]

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It's the bb in the profile that puts me off, rather than the pics

[CatBBW]

Two for the price of one

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OMG, this needs to be posted on the forum as a new thread, the text has me cracking up!

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OMG, this needs to be posted on the forum as a new thread, the text has me cracking up!

If I were in Norwich I would be round there faster than you can wave a barge pole.

[yorkshire123]

OMG, this needs to be posted on the forum as a new thread, the text has me cracking up!

WE ARE VERY CLEAN & MONTHLY CHECKED AT THE CLINIC SO U BETTER GOD DAMNED BE OR WE'RE CUT YA BALLS OFF LOL

 

[markw]

I love that belly of the lady on the right.

I prefer the bloke on the left.

[Bigus Dickus]

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I'm speachless

It's FatManFuck's twin sister!