The worst escort picture challenge

[Atrueyorkie]

It’s an SP but for the life of me I can’t tell what I’m looking at

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[MissWolf]

It’s an SP but for the life of me I can’t tell what I’m looking at

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What you are looking at is simple, it's a tub of half melted Ice cream, why it is their profile photo is a totally different matter 

[Atrueyorkie]

What you are looking at is simple, it's a tub of half melted Ice cream, why it is their profile photo is a totally different matter 

Ahhhhh 

[DastardlyDick]

What you are looking at is simple, it's a tub of half melted Ice cream, why it is their profile photo is a totally different matter 

There I was thinking it was jism on a shower screen 

[chandlerhandler]

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[Roadster]

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£200/Hour ???!!!?
 

[DastardlyDick]

£200/Hour ???!!!?
 

If that includes BDSM as listed, that seems reasonable if that's your thing.

[mh]

£200/Hour ???!!!?
 

Maybe she uses a per Kg rate?

[Roadster]

If that includes BDSM as listed, that seems reasonable if that's your thing.

With Sydney Sweeney maybe .. but Jenni Murray?

[I like natural boobs]

This SP has started taking the p with Photoshop. I've no problem with SP's having high self worth but let's see honest pictures. Until recently her Photoshopping was more subtle and left me wondering if the pics were Photoshopped or not. When I saw these new pics I immediately knew. Look at that crazy hip to waist ratio. Is anyone dumb enough to think that's genuine? I bet the original unchanged pictures are great. I bet they look miles better than these stupid deformed pictures.


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[DouglasReynholm]

This SP has started taking the p with Photoshop. I've no problem with SP's having high self worth but let's see honest pictures. Until recently her Photoshopping was more subtle and left me wondering if the pics were Photoshopped or not. When I saw these new pics I immediately knew. Look at that crazy hip to waist ratio. Is anyone dumb enough to think that's genuine? I bet the original unchanged pictures are great. I bet they look miles better than these stupid deformed pictures.

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Genuine, I'd say. That's what it's come to. 

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[PilotMan]

Genuine, I'd say. That's what it's come to. 

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What happened to her right hand then?

[DouglasReynholm]

What happened to her right hand then?

What happened to yours, when you saw her profile? It's inside her long sleeve. These women exist, I tell ya. 

[finn5555]

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[worstnameever]

Something like this

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Tits like a pair of sausages.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Something like this

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Tits like a pair of sausages.

Ironically she’s from Bedworth 🛌 ❌

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Something like this

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Tits like a pair of sausages.

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[Fookmefooku]

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I.. really don't know what's going on here

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[hairdownthere]

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I.. really don't know what's going on here

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Its Dundee, enough of an explanation!

[Generalstockinghead]

She looks like a street walker.  20 quid for a blowie behind a skip

[Fookmefooku]

She looks like a street walker.  20 quid for a blowie behind a skip

She's charging 150ph

[DouglasReynholm]

I'd say she's having a stroke - unusually for Vivastreet, not in the sexual way. If you think someone's having one, remember: Face, Arm, Ladder in Tights, Yuck. FALTY.

Its Dundee, enough of an explanation!

Not to me.

Heyyy I'm Amy the alternative girl next door you know the one that you always see when you leave your flat that you wanna play with but never get the chance to yeah well now you've got the chance to do just that. I will always aim to provide you with a safe space to explore any and all of your fantasies and to have a laugh while doing so too cos I know how daunting it can be to explore those kinds of things. I always aim to make you feel comfortable and safe if your new to all of this and to feel safe and comfortable to come back to me and how I do this is by always having a smile on my face whilst I'm with you and being chatty and relaxed with you. I love meeting the kind of men that you end up just staying and chilling all night with and forget how long you were even meant to be with them for those are the best kinds of nights in my opinion. So yeah if you wanna explore some stuff with me or just wanna chill out and relax with me message me or ring me today you won't regret it I promise.

 Are you from from Dundee? Can you explain what this text means? As it's Vivastreet I expect the ad will be gone by the time I press the Post button anyway.

[bops909]

As it's Vivastreet I expect the ad will be gone by the time I press the Post button anyway.

The ad might be gone, but the Vivastreet User ID should last a bit longer

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[Fookmefooku]

I'd say she's having a stroke - unusually for Vivastreet, not in the sexual way. If you think someone's having one, remember: Face, Arm, Ladder in Tights, Yuck. FALTY.
Not to me.

Heyyy I'm Amy the alternative girl next door you know the one that you always see when you leave your flat that you wanna play with but never get the chance to yeah well now you've got the chance to do just that. I will always aim to provide you with a safe space to explore any and all of your fantasies and to have a laugh while doing so too cos I know how daunting it can be to explore those kinds of things. I always aim to make you feel comfortable and safe if your new to all of this and to feel safe and comfortable to come back to me and how I do this is by always having a smile on my face whilst I'm with you and being chatty and relaxed with you. I love meeting the kind of men that you end up just staying and chilling all night with and forget how long you were even meant to be with them for those are the best kinds of nights in my opinion. So yeah if you wanna explore some stuff with me or just wanna chill out and relax with me message me or ring me today you won't regret it I promise.

 Are you from from Dundee? Can you explain what this text means? As it's Vivastreet I expect the ad will be gone by the time I press the Post button anyway.

From Dundee. No clue what it means. While I'm usually adventurous. I'm not £180 outcall only adventurous so feel free to TOFTT

[finn5555]

Fill your boots boys 

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[mh]

Fill your boots boys 

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I was intrigued and clicked. Fair play, the photo made me exclaim her name. But not in a good way.

[WelshClipper]

I was intrigued and clicked. Fair play, the photo made me exclaim her name. But not in a good way.

You don’t look like that at 59. 

To be fair, if she said 73, she ain’t doing badly and probably spruces up okay

Not ugly.

Plain yes, world weary yes. Elderly yes. Not 59 in any shape or form.

But she’s doing’ ok.

[WelshClipper]

This actually may not be her worst photo.

A couple in her movie section are horrific, too extreme even for UKPUNTING 





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[DouglasReynholm]

The ad might be gone, but the Vivastreet User ID should last a bit longer
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It should - and the absence of any pictures or ads on that page is a welcome relief.

Fill your boots boys 
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Only one word for that: Luton. The username MamaMia1960 does give away that she's 67 but form the photos she doesn't look s day over dead since 1993. I notice there's some ham on the windowsill and a cloth dropped on the floor. I do hope that if any punters show up, someone is kind enough to jump out on them, knock them out, steal their money and dump them in a skip.

[Poopster]

At first glance... phenomenal.  Look more closely.  Why would you post that?

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Shit, sorry, this pic is enormous.  I don't know how to make it more sensibly sized.   

Removed as not on public display.

[Nomerzypuntr]

At first glance... phenomenal.  Look more closely.  Why would you post that?

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Shit, sorry, this pic is enormous.  I don't know how to make it more sensibly sized.   

 

[DastardlyDick]

Nasty couple of shaving cuts too!

[Waterhouse]

Look more like keyhole surgery marks to me, given their symmetry.  Post-op, maybe? 

[daviemac]

At first glance... phenomenal.  Look more closely.  Why would you post that?

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Shit, sorry, this pic is enormous.  I don't know how to make it more sensibly sized.   

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Where did the picture come from? it isn't in her public gallery.

[MLawro93]

Where did the picture come from? it isn't in her public gallery.

Not the person this is aimed at but when the photo was posted it was in her public gallery. Seems she has since removed in the last day.

[Poopster]

Where did the picture come from? it isn't in her public gallery.

Her public gallery.

[DouglasReynholm]

At first glance... phenomenal.  Look more closely.  Why would you post that?

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Shit, sorry, this pic is enormous.  I don't know how to make it more sensibly sized.   

Removed as not on public display.

Well I'm curious now! Did she have a clinker up her crack? 

[DastardlyDick]

Well I'm curious now! Did she have a clinker up her crack? 

No, string of tampon clearly visible.

[DastardlyDick]

Not the person this is aimed at but when the photo was posted it was in her public gallery. Seems she has since removed in the last day.

Another SP who reads the forum.

[DouglasReynholm]

There are hundreds that read UKP and there'll be even more with Punternet gone.

Also, easy to photoshop out a tampon string - you'd think they'd look at the photos before they upload em.

[daviemac]

Her public gallery.

It isn't in her public gallery now so it can't be reposted.

22 Privacy of service providers
Personal information about service providers, including real names, social media profiles (including business pages), and photos from platforms like WhatsApp, cannot be shared. This applies to all photos not currently on an advert, including reposting images previously uploaded to UKP. Phone numbers can only be posted if publicly available in current ads. Personal numbers and room numbers are prohibited. Hotels can be named, but not specific rooms or addresses. Descriptions of in-call locations are allowed, but not exact house numbers or street names. Media-related work, including modeling or porn, can be shared even with real names, as these individuals sought publicity. News items are also allowed. These rules do not apply to individuals with criminal convictions or past name changes, which are never censored.

[Poopster]

It isn't in her public gallery now so it can't be reposted.

22 Privacy of service providers
Personal information about service providers, including real names, social media profiles (including business pages), and photos from platforms like WhatsApp, cannot be shared. This applies to all photos not currently on an advert, including reposting images previously uploaded to UKP. Phone numbers can only be posted if publicly available in current ads. Personal numbers and room numbers are prohibited. Hotels can be named, but not specific rooms or addresses. Descriptions of in-call locations are allowed, but not exact house numbers or street names. Media-related work, including modeling or porn, can be shared even with real names, as these individuals sought publicity. News items are also allowed. These rules do not apply to individuals with criminal convictions or past name changes, which are never censored.

Best get busy with all the verification photos then.

[daviemac]

Best get busy with all the verification photos then.

We are not removing anything that has already been posted but we will ban anyone who has been made aware of the rules and chooses to ignore them.

The rule is very very simple, photographs or phone numbers that have already been posted cannot be reposted unless they are showing on a current active advert or web page.

[Poopster]

We are not removing anything that has already been posted but we will ban anyone who has been made aware of the rules and chooses to ignore them.

The rule is very very simple, photographs or phone numbers that have already been posted cannot be reposted unless they are showing on a current active advert or web page.

And the rule wasn't broken.

[daviemac]

And the rule wasn't broken.

The picture was reported, I looked at the profile and it wasn't there so it was removed, it still isn't there so it can't be reposted.

Do I really have to post the rules again.

To reiterate that photograph is not on her profile at this time so it can't be reposted, I'm not sure what part of that you don't understand.

The decision has been made so that's the end of it.

[Poopster]

Ok davie.