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Offline Atrueyorkie

It’s an SP but for the life of me I can’t tell what I’m looking at

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Offline MissWolf

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It’s an SP but for the life of me I can’t tell what I’m looking at

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What you are looking at is simple, it's a tub of half melted Ice cream, why it is their profile photo is a totally different matter  :hi:

Offline Atrueyorkie

What you are looking at is simple, it's a tub of half melted Ice cream, why it is their profile photo is a totally different matter  :hi:

Ahhhhh  :thumbsup:

Offline DastardlyDick

What you are looking at is simple, it's a tub of half melted Ice cream, why it is their profile photo is a totally different matter  :hi:

There I was thinking it was jism on a shower screen  :D



Offline DastardlyDick

£200/Hour ???!!!?
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If that includes BDSM as listed, that seems reasonable if that's your thing.

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Offline Roadster

If that includes BDSM as listed, that seems reasonable if that's your thing.

With Sydney Sweeney maybe .. but Jenni Murray?

Offline I like natural boobs

This SP has started taking the p with Photoshop. I've no problem with SP's having high self worth but let's see honest pictures. Until recently her Photoshopping was more subtle and left me wondering if the pics were Photoshopped or not. When I saw these new pics I immediately knew. Look at that crazy hip to waist ratio. Is anyone dumb enough to think that's genuine? I bet the original unchanged pictures are great. I bet they look miles better than these stupid deformed pictures.


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Offline DouglasReynholm

This SP has started taking the p with Photoshop. I've no problem with SP's having high self worth but let's see honest pictures. Until recently her Photoshopping was more subtle and left me wondering if the pics were Photoshopped or not. When I saw these new pics I immediately knew. Look at that crazy hip to waist ratio. Is anyone dumb enough to think that's genuine? I bet the original unchanged pictures are great. I bet they look miles better than these stupid deformed pictures.

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Genuine, I'd say. That's what it's come to.  :(

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Offline DouglasReynholm

What happened to her right hand then?
What happened to yours, when you saw her profile? It's inside her long sleeve. These women exist, I tell ya.  ;)


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Something like this

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Tits like a pair of sausages.

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

Something like this

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Tits like a pair of sausages.

Ironically she’s from Bedworth 🛌 ❌



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Offline Generalstockinghead

She looks like a street walker.  20 quid for a blowie behind a skip


Offline Fookmefooku

She looks like a street walker.  20 quid for a blowie behind a skip

She's charging 150ph

Offline DouglasReynholm

I'd say she's having a stroke - unusually for Vivastreet, not in the sexual way. If you think someone's having one, remember: Face, Arm, Ladder in Tights, Yuck. FALTY.

Its Dundee, enough of an explanation!
Not to me.

Heyyy I'm Amy the alternative girl next door you know the one that you always see when you leave your flat that you wanna play with but never get the chance to yeah well now you've got the chance to do just that. I will always aim to provide you with a safe space to explore any and all of your fantasies and to have a laugh while doing so too cos I know how daunting it can be to explore those kinds of things. I always aim to make you feel comfortable and safe if your new to all of this and to feel safe and comfortable to come back to me and how I do this is by always having a smile on my face whilst I'm with you and being chatty and relaxed with you. I love meeting the kind of men that you end up just staying and chilling all night with and forget how long you were even meant to be with them for those are the best kinds of nights in my opinion. So yeah if you wanna explore some stuff with me or just wanna chill out and relax with me message me or ring me today you won't regret it I promise.


 Are you from from Dundee? Can you explain what this text means? As it's Vivastreet I expect the ad will be gone by the time I press the Post button anyway.
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Offline bops909

As it's Vivastreet I expect the ad will be gone by the time I press the Post button anyway.

The ad might be gone, but the Vivastreet User ID should last a bit longer

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Offline Fookmefooku

I'd say she's having a stroke - unusually for Vivastreet, not in the sexual way. If you think someone's having one, remember: Face, Arm, Ladder in Tights, Yuck. FALTY.
Not to me.

Heyyy I'm Amy the alternative girl next door you know the one that you always see when you leave your flat that you wanna play with but never get the chance to yeah well now you've got the chance to do just that. I will always aim to provide you with a safe space to explore any and all of your fantasies and to have a laugh while doing so too cos I know how daunting it can be to explore those kinds of things. I always aim to make you feel comfortable and safe if your new to all of this and to feel safe and comfortable to come back to me and how I do this is by always having a smile on my face whilst I'm with you and being chatty and relaxed with you. I love meeting the kind of men that you end up just staying and chilling all night with and forget how long you were even meant to be with them for those are the best kinds of nights in my opinion. So yeah if you wanna explore some stuff with me or just wanna chill out and relax with me message me or ring me today you won't regret it I promise.


 Are you from from Dundee? Can you explain what this text means? As it's Vivastreet I expect the ad will be gone by the time I press the Post button anyway.

From Dundee. No clue what it means. While I'm usually adventurous. I'm not £180 outcall only adventurous so feel free to TOFTT