The worst escort picture challenge

[hendrix]

well that's my duck a l'orange in the bin!

..together with my tuna sandwich..the smell was suddenly apparent..I wonder why?

Its a good way to kill any urge for food. In fact I reckon weight watches should just tell people every time your tempted to have a snack come and have look at the worst escort thread on UK Punting

I've lost weight just thinking about how I'd deal with that. Massive respect to HP, sincerely 

[Johny Stone]

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I was uncertain if this is a best bum or worst escort picture challenge

she has no pics now.. I wonder why 

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I have examined her gallery in gruesome detail. There appears to be nothing wrong with her genital area specifically. She may have understated her age and underestimated her girth. This is the correct thread for her.

oops I made the wrong reference, the one I examined has her tongue out!
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There is something lurking under those peach coloured frilly things and it does look like her growler is a complete mess

I can't see a damn thing out of the ordinary in that picture... am I being totally blind? Looks like a bit of a bulge under those frilly knickers, but nothing more than a decent sized set of lips would cause.

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Sometimes it is not the body or body parts but the facial expression which undersells the lady's profile

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Sometimes it is not the body or body parts but the facial expression which undersells the lady's profile

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what a sexy smile! 

[cockneybstrd]

Whipping her udders?? WTF

Does she moo when you fuck her

[robs one]

a over weight WG that likes to be humiliated? she should post on here it wont take long for her to for fill her desires!

[Siadwel]

a over weight WG that likes to be humiliated? she should post on here it wont take long for her to for fill her desires!

  

[Simplysimon]

  

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[JB1969]

a over weight WG that likes to be humiliated? she should post on here it wont take long for her to for fill her desires!

Rofl Excellent

[Johny Stone]

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One ugly hairy cunt and a barebacker too

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One ugly hairy cunt and a barebacker too

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amazing
I wish I was closer and could visit. Not sure why she is in this thread, I think she is pretty and also daring. Her public gallery has more pubic shots than some ladies have in their private galleries. Also face pics and sometimes she has shaved.

[CatBBW]

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I wish I was closer and could visit. Not sure why she is in this thread, I think she is pretty and also daring. Her public gallery has more pubic shots than some ladies have in their private galleries. Also face pics and sometimes she has shaved.

Most of the hairy/meaty shots will be deleted by AW when the mandatory "nothing ruder than page 3" rule comes into force later this year.

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I wish I was closer and could visit. Not sure why she is in this thread, I think she is pretty and also daring. Her public gallery has more pubic shots than some ladies have in their private galleries. Also face pics and sometimes she has shaved.

Agree and I'd had her in my hot list for whenever I found myself over that way. Trouble is I hadn't noticed BB, it must have been a recent addition? She's off it now.

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Most of the hairy/meaty shots will be deleted by AW when the mandatory "nothing ruder than page 3" rule comes into force later this year.

Where's that rule coming from?

[CatBBW]

Where's that rule coming from?

Well, Adultwork. Something to do with keeping the free to view pics suitable for viewing by a minor stumbling across the site. Adult service seekers will have to verify in some way (like using a credit card on the site, or buying credits etc) to prove they're over 18, or they won't be able to see the free pics or movie stills of non-age-verified and non-nude-certified service providers.

It started a couple of months ago, and while for now AW say it's voluntary for ladies to certify that there's "nothing ruder than page 3" on their free to view pics, they say later this year it will be compulsary and anything they deem to be too rude for free will get deleted.

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Well, Adultwork. Something to do with keeping the free to view pics suitable for viewing by a minor stumbling across the site. Adult service seekers will have to verify in some way (like using a credit card on the site, or buying credits etc) to prove they're over 18, or they won't be able to see the free pics or movie stills of non-age-verified and non-nude-certified service providers.

It started a couple of months ago, and while for now AW say it's voluntary for ladies to certify that there's "nothing ruder than page 3" on their free to view pics, they say later this year it will be compulsary and anything they deem to be too rude for free will get deleted.

Ugh, sounds bad, very sorry to hear that. I was more wondering why they'd suddenly introduce such a rule - I doubt they'd do anything to reduce their income if they could help it, so I was assuming it was due to some outside pressure.

They seem to be planning on introducing some kind of age verification thing for punters too, which I can only assume is also being forced on them somehow.

[CatBBW]

Ugh, sounds bad, very sorry to hear that. I was more wondering why they'd suddenly introduce such a rule - I doubt they'd do anything to reduce their income if they could help it, so I was assuming it was due to some outside pressure.

They seem to be planning on introducing some kind of age verification thing for punters too, which I can only assume is also being forced on them somehow.

Yes, that's part of it, as I mentioned in my post I think it's something to do with the new international laws about porn and minors.

It's not been too bad for me, all I did was move the pics of me sucking a dildo (not allowed to depict oral sex in free) to my private gallery, the rest of my free pics were never graphic. It's the ladies who have it all hanging out and sticking things in who will eventually find themselves bereft of pics if they leave it all on show in the free gallery/main profile pics.

[pleasure]

Yes, that's part of it, as I mentioned in my post

Oh yeah, you did didn't you? My bad, ignore me, I've barely woken up.

It's a great shame they're doing this. I rarely buy private galleries - basically only if they're reasonably priced and I'm pretty certain the girl is genuine - so it's always nice to see the odd hardcore pic in the free galleries.

I've also never given AW any of my real details, other than the number of my punting phone, and I've no intention of starting now. So when the age verification thing comes in, I'm basically looking for a new way to find escorts.

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page 3? So breasts will be OK

this needs a new thread

[Johny Stone]

Oh yeah, you did didn't you? My bad, ignore me, I've barely woken up.

It's a great shame they're doing this. I rarely buy private galleries - basically only if they're reasonably priced and I'm pretty certain the girl is genuine - so it's always nice to see the odd hardcore pic in the free galleries.

I've also never given AW any of my real details, other than the number of my punting phone, and I've no intention of starting now. So when the age verification thing comes in, I'm basically looking for a new way to find escorts.

you can verify your age with your phone provider then on AW

[pleasure]

you can verify your age with your phone provider then on AW

Yeah, I just noticed that option. I've no idea if my punting phone is "verified for adult services", which seems to be required. Worth a go though!

[webpunter]

oops I made the wrong reference, the one I examined has her tongue out!
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Looks more like 'the turtle poking its head out'

[webpunter]

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One ugly hairy cunt and a barebacker too

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Reminds me of a hedgehog gutter brush

[LostInMackemLand]

Crossgates Susan - take your pic(k)

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[punk]

Crossgates Susan - take your pic(k)

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is that a joke? on her?

[LostInMackemLand]

is that a joke? on her?

The feedback would say not.

One of which I'd love to hear more about....
    Great time yet again, shame about the visitor

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not the VERY worst but not a happy bunny

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So we are not the only ones who have discussed this

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So we are not the only ones who have discussed this

Looks like we might be the only ones to have much of interest to say about it though.

It seems funny to read an "outsiders" thread on the subject now - where there's much caution what their peers might think, and very little in the way of detail - after hanging around this forum for a while and getting used to the way we all talk here!

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what is the AW link for the profile? When I look it comes up like this! :

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thanks

oops
found her
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[cockneybstrd]

what is the AW link for the profile? When I look it comes up like this! :

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thanks

That looks like one old sour kraut

Thanks for sharing HP

[dandaley]

Crossgates Susan - take your pic(k)

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fuck me that profile would do your head in to read and whats with that huge gap until you get to faqs 

[punk]

what is the AW link for the profile? When I look it comes up like this! :

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thanks

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pure class.

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mutton and lamb comes to mind

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she does not look happy

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[cockneybstrd]

she does not look happy

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Looks like she just read your review of your previous escapades in Southend HP.

[Rochdull lad]

Dimitri needs to make up his mind; is she late 40s or 55?

[Johny Stone]

I'd say 55

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[pleasure]

I'd say 55

I would say she's not a day over 70.

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so which part of her anatomy is this?

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lucky escape, I never change trains at Crewe

[cockneybstrd]

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lucky escape, I never change trains at Crewe

Fucking hell HP for those who have eaten or about to look away now

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[CoolTiger]

Fucking hell HP for those who have eaten or about to look away now

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It makes no difference. We could still puke on an empty stomach 

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there is another picture of her in her free gallery with leg raised, she could rent her anatomy for bariatric surgery students

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[cockneybstrd]

there is another picture of her in her free gallery with leg raised, she could rent her anatomy for bariatric surgery students

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Out of respect for fellow members I have not inserted HP's link into this thread

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Out of respect for fellow members I have not inserted HP's link into this thread

I cannot post pictures here, which is about the only negative thing I can say about my Mac computer, if anyone has a workaround put it into a new techie thread.

She has an abdominal overhang to well below her fanny.