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Offline mh

Q Is it anything you dream about?
A Nightmares


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Is that a pair of black eyes she has?


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Offline CatBBW

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she just looks very frightened and I did not know in which thread to post it.

She looks spaced out to me.

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They never found Shergar but I think this lady may have recovered the teeth!

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Another photo of the same woman, https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=4237549.jpg&SN=11&Description=all+alone .

Which surely proves the point of the "Photographic cliches" thread.  God help her if she doesn't "look better than her pictures"! :scare:

Offline JB1969

Well reading this thread seems to have been your main rookie mistake.

It is called sarcasm and a sense of humour try it sometimes.
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Offline Johny Stone

she claims to be 19..
more like over 30




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She also claims to see just 3 guys / week, but her working hours are 10 am - 10 pm each day

I'm amazed how smart she is.. not

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They never found Shergar but I think this lady may have recovered the teeth!

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Offline Dani

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Part of the reason for the rancid nature of her private parts is that she smokes. If anyone has unknowingly licked the lower lips of a smoking lady you will have realised your mistake from the taste of her secretions. I think that these photos show another side effect of smoking.

That has sod all to do with smoking and more a lack of personal grooming mixed in with what looks to be a fungal type of infection which has been left untreated hence the brown staining of the skin all around her genital area.
I know many women who smoke that do not look like that down below.  However some larger ladies do get fungal infections that can cause the skin to change colour and which should be treated but when is not then this discolouration happens

Offline CatBBW

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That has sod all to do with smoking and more a lack of personal grooming mixed in with what looks to be a fungal type of infection which has been left untreated hence the brown staining of the skin all around her genital area.
I know many women who smoke that do not look like that down below.  However some larger ladies do get fungal infections that can cause the skin to change colour and which should be treated but when is not then this discolouration happens

Hormones play a part in the colour of genitals too - female hormones cause darkening of the skin in that area (it's pretty rare to see a white man with a brown willy), plus insulin resistance and/or PCOS (in many larger women and some 'normal' sized women) can cause a condition called Acanthosis nigricans. Many people think the darker skin is caused by friction (because of the fat rubbing) or infections or general poor hygiene, but most of the time it's not and often can't be helped.

As to the lady's fanny that's being discussed - I think it just looks like she's been having a sexy time and decided to take pics straight after.

Offline Johny Stone

Anyone tempted? :P

How does anyone think a write up like that is going to convince a punter when pics like this are next to it? :unknown: :wacko:

interesting, she deleted all profile pics, except for verification one  :D



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Offline Steviethestud

Terrifying but at the same time...she's pretty damn hot for her age.

Seems to me that while she might not be everyone's cup of tea she is definitely not like some of the ugly chavs , beached whales and druggies that are on this thread. If you like mature women or mutton dressed as lamb she's well worth fucking. And loads of guys must fancy doing her judging by the number of hits on her AW page.

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Seems to me that while she might not be everyone's cup of tea she is definitely not like some of the ugly chavs , beached whales and druggies that are on this thread. If you like mature women or mutton dressed as lamb she's well worth fucking. And loads of guys must fancy doing her judging by the number of hits on her AW page.

To quote John McEnroe [and I write as one who sees the more mature WG], "You cannot be serious, man! :scare:"

And Stevie, can I ask if you're going to resurrect an old post, would you please indicate which page [of the 89 on here] we can find the post your quoting?  It doesn't half save time for those of us who might want to consider your opinion.

Offline pleasure

It is called sarcasm and a sense of humour try it sometimes.

Utterly. Fucking. Priceless!  :lol:

Who? I can't see a man in the only pic on the profile :unknown:

surely the pic IS of a man

To quote John McEnroe [and I write as one who sees the more mature WG], "You cannot be serious, man! :scare:"

And Stevie, can I ask if you're going to resurrect an old post, would you please indicate which page [of the 89 on here] we can find the post your quoting?  It doesn't half save time for those of us who might want to consider your opinion.

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page 56
and the lovely sofia is banned so why dredge it up now?

Offline Steviethestud

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and the lovely sofia is banned so why dredge it up now?


Only offering an opinion - sorry but I don't spend time checking out who is banned.
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Offline CatBBW

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surely the pic IS of a man

Oh I SEE....no, it's definitely female. Just not in anything feminine and no make up. Looks like she's fresh off the boat.



Offline Johny Stone



another ugly Romanian pretending to be a model :dash:

Bristol is full with them now

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